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You're It Until You're Dead Or I Find Someone Better

By Guest Writer Ty Elkins | Posted Under Hangover Theater | Comments ()

Imagine my surprise when I perused the back logs of Pajiba to find that no one had written a review of Starship Troopers. Considering how many people talk about it I assumed it would almost have a place of honor....


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Just Cause She Dances Go-Go, It Don't Make Her A Ho, No

By TK | Posted Under Hangover Theater | Comments ()

Showgirls, director Paul Verhoeven's stunningly misguided and exploitative film about the life and times of an up-and-coming Vegas stripper -- sorry, dancer -- is one of those movies that achieved inexplicable success. It was panned virulently by critics, receiving a...


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Let’s Cruise Past All The Golden Poo

By Brian Prisco | Posted Under Hangover Theater | Comments ()

A useful means of purging one's sins is to stick a finger down one's throat, sending gouts of alcohol spurting from your gullyhole and preventing its nefarious effects from getting to you by making sure it never gets the opportunity...


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This Is The Ghouls Night Out

By TK | Posted Under Hangover Theater | Comments ()

Movies like Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight were, perhaps unknowingly, practically invented for Hangover Theater. In fact, chances are that when you saw it, you were either drunk (or otherwise altered) or hungover. Which also means that there's a...


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James Spader, Robert Downey, Jr. and Cheese. Glorious Cheese.

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Hangover Theater | Comments ()

A few weeks ago, a kid over on the movie website Film School Rejects suggested (for a different publication, as I recall) that Ghostbusters was the only good movie to come out of the entire 1980s decade. As moronic generalizations...


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Ahhh. Home, Crap, Home

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Hangover Theater | Comments ()

There are two types of people in this world: People who like The Money Pit and people who have never seen it. If you've seen it and didn't like it, clearly you are an alien and I look forward to...


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Drain You of Your Sanity,
Face the Thing That Should Not Be

Deep Rising / TK


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How to Hook Up With Supergirl Without Really Trying

The Secret of My Success / Daniel Carlson


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Whiskey You’re The Devil

The Last Boy Scout / Brian Prisco



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They’re Living and Dying Down in Old Chinatown

Big Trouble in Little China / TK


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‘Cause Now You Got to Fly, Fly to the Angels

Top Gun / TK


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This Way to the Cafeteria!

So I Married an Axe Murderer / Guest Critic Twig Collins


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Harry Hamlin and Harryhausen of the Dog

Clash of the Titans / Ranylt Richildis


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I Get No Kick from Champagne

Transporter & Transporter II / Brian Prisco


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He Watches, Lurking Beneath the Sea

Lake Placid / TK



Here's an alphabetical listing of all our Hangover Theater:

48 Hours


Better off Dead


Big Trouble in Little China


Clash of the Titans


Deep Blue Sea


Deep Rising


Demolition Man


Ghost Ship Review


Joe Dirt


Lake Placid


Last Boy Scout, The


Police Academy


Secret of My Success, The


Showgirls Review


So I Married an Axe Murderer


Starship Troopers Review | You're It Until You're Dead Or I Find Someone Better


Tales From The Crypt: Demon Knight Review


The Money Pit


Top Gun


Transporter


Tuff Turf Review


Wedding Singer








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