Welcome to Our Comment Diversions Archive

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What Do You Hope You're Doing In An Alternate Timeline?

The Berenstein Bears and the Mandela Effect/Glitch in the Matrix

You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?: A Pajiba Comment Diversion

The Best of Christmas 2017: A Pajiba Comment Diversion

What Are Your Thanksgiving Traditions and Recipes? A Thankful Comment Diversion

In The World Of 'The Walking Dead', Where Would You Rather Live?

What is Your Useless Skill?

The Overlords Discuss Loving Songs From Genres They Generally Hate

Do You Have Any Recurring Dreams?

The Pajiba Bucket List: A Comment Diversion

GIFs Are 30 Years Old. What's Your Favourite?

F*ck, Marry, Falcon Punch: Grotesque Creatures Showdown

In Honor Of #ReadABookDay, What's Your Favorite Book?

Drop Ins: Friendly Neighbor Behavior? Or Intrusive Boundary Crossing?

What is Your Favourite Quote From 'Game of Thrones'?

What Is The Greatest SEASON Of Television Drama Ever?

As A Kid, What Weird Habit Did You Pick Up From Movies?

Your Perfect TV Character Dinner Party

F*ck, Marry, Falcon Punch: Famous Trios Edition

What Quotes or Sayings Do You Find Actually Help You in Life?

'Blond Ambition' Biopic Is In the Works, But Who Will Play Madonna?

Fantastic Earworms and Where to Find Them: A Pajiba Comment Diversion

What Video Game Do You Constantly Go Back To? A Pajiba Comment Diversion

How To Make The Perfect PBJ

Get to Know Your Overlords, and Each Other: Pop Culture Origin Story Edition

A Pajiba Comment Diversion: What Book Could You Honestly Say Changed Your Life?

The Overlords Discuss Moderation of Entertainment Consumption--Or Lack Thereof

So, I've Been Sexting With 'Fifty Shades of Grey's Christian Grey

What Books Should Never Be Made Into Films?: A Pajiba Comment Diversion

What Kind of Nerd Are You: A Pajiba Comment Diversion

What Childhood/Teen Crushes Actually Turned Out Pretty Hot?

What Movie Did You Constantly Watch As A Kid That Was NOT Kid-Friendly?

If You Had To Pick One Song To Represent An Entire Genre, What Song Would It Be?

A Case Study in Hotness: The Thirst is Real Edition

Props To The Protesters: Share Your Stories Of The Women's March

Pajiba's 2016 Burn Book

Our Soundtrack of 2016

Festivus Airing of the 2016 Grievances

Bowie Returns, Climate Change Turns Out To Not Be Real, Trump Was Andy Kaufman All Along - What Could Redeem 2016?

Day 13: The Hump Point Hump-Post -- What Pairs Should Have Ended Up Together? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

USA! USA! USA! Home of the Free, Land of the Spam

The Official Ranking of 'Friends' Thanksgiving Episodes

Who's Sitting At Your Fantasy Thanksgiving Table?

Alright Let's Do This. Cats: Are They the Best or the Worst?

What's Helping You Cope Right Now? For Me, It's 'Raising Hope'

Get Out the Vogue: What's Your Election Day Style?

What's the Weirdest Thing Your Family Does with Food?

What Movies Made You Feel the Most Feelings?

What’s Your Favorite Tweet of All Time?

What's Your LEAST FAVORITE Movie Title?

Which 'Black Mirror' Reality Would You Choose To Live In?

Which Bob Dylan Song and Album Means The Most to You and Why?

It's National Coming Out Day, Share Your Story

Let's Play The Glamour Shot Game

What's Your Favorite Horror Movie That Isn't Great At Its Job?

What Celebrities Are Better Older?

Which Fictional Character's Haircut Do You Covet?

What Video Games Have You Spent Hours Playing?

What Was The Article That Hooked You Into Pajiba?

What Television Series Have You Watched The Most Times?

Does The Summer Blockbuster Season Still Exist?

What Companies Have Personally Screwed You Over?

What's Your Celebrity Encounter Story?

What's Your Weird Sleep Talking Story?

The 7 Best Songs of the 1990s

Let's Spread The Love And Trounce The Hate: A Kindness Comment Diversion

Ranking the Best 25 TV Shows, Movies and Musicals of 2016, According To You

Who Are Your Five Favorite Characters 2016?

What's Your Big Television Pet Peeve?

If You Could Punch Anyone In The Face, Whose Fists Would You Use?

Comfort Food Entertainment: It's Like Bananas Foster Gelato For Your Senses

What Movie Have You Seen the Most Times?

If the Subject of Racism Doesn't Think It's Racism Does That Erase the Racism?

What's The Most Insidiously Racist Sh*t You've Ever Encountered?

Comment Diversion: Who Was the First Character You Truly Identified With?

What's Your Favorite AudioBook Of All Time?

Who's Your Fantasy Galentine's Day Crew?

Abandon Ship! The TV/Movie Relationships No One Should Hope For

What Are You Hooked On Right Now?

Your Santa Claus Horror Story

What Songs Instantly Transport You To A Favorite Movie Scene?

How Well Does Your Netflix Account Know You?

Comfort Food Movies: They're Like Mac & Cheese For Your Eyeballs

I Am ...

What's Your Favorite Suicide Song?

Click A Country Assload Of Radio Buttons To Tell Us What TV You're Watching

Would You Let Your Significant Other Cheat On You for $1 Million?

What Are the Rules of Life You Wish Everyone Else Knew?

Let's Make the Movie Soundtrack of Your Life: A Pajiba Spreadsheet Diversion

Here Are Your 25 Favorite TV Shows of All Time

Let's Bleach Our Brains With Seriously Happy Wonderfulness That Doesn't Include Jerks

What Do Your 5 Favorite Characters Say about You?

How Humiliating Was It The First Time You Told Someone 'I Love You'?

What Was the Last Movie, TV Show, Album or Pop Culture Event That Lived Up to the Hype?

What's the Deal with NBC's 'The Slap'?

What Are Your Holiday Binge Watch Plans?

Need A Break from Pop Culture's Oppressive Terribleness? Emma Thompson Is Here For You

Who Is the Most Famous Person You Went to High School With?

What TV Shows Have You Decided to Quit This Season?

It's Been a Blast: Saying Goodbye to the 'Mythbusters' Build Team

Mean Girls and Geeky Guys: Which TV High School Clique Would You Have Joined?

I Started Something I Couldn't Finish: 5 TV Shows It's OK to Not Watch the Whole Way Through

What’s the One Must-See Movie You STILL Haven’t Gotten Around To?

What Are the Television Shows You’ve Watched Over and Over Again?

The 10 Attractions I Most Want To See At The Proposed Hunger Games Theme Park

Creative Silliness and Really Short Stories

Your Fictitious Four

Wes Anderson: Most Divisive Director Ever or Celebrate His Whole Catalogue?

Your Opinions on Miley Cyrus Are Necessary to My Personal Wellbeing

Your Favourite Movie Music Sequence

In a Dream You Are Never Eighty

What Got You Through Those Days?

Cover Your Eyes and Peek Through Your Fingers: One And Done Movies

Oh Yeah, Who Is That?

A Flash and Glimpse: What's the First Movie You Remember Seeing?

What Are Your Top Three Desert Island TV Seasons?

I Hate You So Much It Gives Me Energy

I'm Younger Than That Now

I Do It For You!

Your Pajiba 10 Wildcard Entry

Look on My Geekiness, Ye Mighty, and Despair!

My Brush with Greatness

Doggone It, People Like Me!

The Things I Like Are Better Than the Things You Like

What Wrecks Your Willing Suspension of Disbelief?

The Job You Want, The Job You Dread

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.9

Pivot! (Questionnaire)

Words with Pajibans

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.8

The Movie Was Terrible, The Nap Was Wonderfully Refreshing

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.7

What Makes You Happy?

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.6

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.5

Your Weekend Comment Diversion

What's On Your Bucket List?

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.4

Have You Ever Hit Someone?

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.3

Do You Believe in God?

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.2

How Drunk Were You?

The "Game Of Thrones" Death Watch: Episode 3.1

Happiness Can be Found in the Darkest of Times, if One Only Remembers to Turn on the Light: A Comment Diversion

Have You Ever Had A Crazy Job Interview?

Tell The Truth: What’s The Last Movie That You Watched In A Theater?

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Seriously, Guess!

Why Are Young Starlets So Eager To Debase Themselves?

Tell Us About Your Unusual Job

What Is Your Theme Song?

Who Is Your Celebrity Lookalike?

What Movie Couldn’t You Finish Watching (Even Though You Wanted To)?

What's Your Favourite Quotation?

If I Had Two Point Five Million Dollars ...

Who Was Your Worst Boss?

After-Death Considerations: Do You Have A Plan?

When Did I Become My Parents?

Eloquent Eloquence: Benedict Malfoy Edition

What Is The Most Bizarre Thing You Can Do With Your Body?

Which 2012 Awards-Contending Movie Do You Feel Is Overpraised?

My Irrational Celebrity Love

What Is The Most Annoying Thing About Your Significant Other?

Egosurfing: Don't Try to Act All Innocent

What Are You Watching Over the Holiday Break?

Let's Go, But Inconspicuously, Through the Window

You Say Pajiba, I Say ... Pajiba

A Tapestry of Obscenities

Bang Out Your Dead!

Boy, Am I Glad That's Over

Never Get Involved in a Land War in Asia

Weekend Comment Diversion: How Do You Not Fall Down More?

Why Do You Vote the Way You Do?

In Real-Life Terms, How Will the Outcome of Tomorrow's Election Actually Affect You?

Weekend Comment Diversion: Been Caught Stealing

I Have Always Depended On The Arbitrariness of Strangers

The Sounds of Summer: What We're Listening To This Season

What Is the Most Valuable Pop Culture Contribution Your Significant Other Has Made to Your Life?

Spoilers: Where Is Your Line?

Your Best Brush with Greatness Stories

What is the Craziest Google Autocomplete Result You Can Find?

Why Don't We Do It in the Road: The Best Place You Ever...

Worse Than Porn: The Most Embarrassing DVD You Own

I'd Rather Not Be the One Behind the Wheel: The Best Movie You Saw Last Year

"These Are The Places I Will Always Go": What We Listened To In 2011

The Hunger Games: Why I Hope the Catching Fire, Mockingjay Films Are Better Than the Books

You Say You Want Diamonds on a Ring of Gold: What Would You Like Santa to Drop Down Your Chimney?

Let's Save Hollywood Time and Cast the Inevitable Natalie Wood Biopic

"Na Na Na-Na": TV Ladies We Love, For All the Right Reasons

I Am Now a Central Part of Your Mind's Landscape Whether You Care or Do Not: The Current Actor of Whom You've Had Your Fill

Time May Change Me, But I Can't Trace Time: Would You Do Anything Differently?

72 Days, $18 Million: Who Would You Marry For That Pay Day?

And if a Double-Decker Bus Crashes into Us: The Last Song

Friends, Romans, Countrymen: Lend Me a Joke

If You Were Given One Musical Montage In Your Life, What Would You Do with It?

All You Hear Is Time Stand Still in Travel: The Celebrity Event That Rocked Your World

Just Like a Feeling Inside, It's No Joke: Your Super-Secret, Shameful Celebrity Crush

It Was a Fine Idea at the Time: The Best/Worst Television Series Endings

Pretty? Or Pretty Creepy? A Seriously Random Comment Diversion

Sorry You, What a Shameful Situation: The Movie Your Friends Want You to Love, but You Hate

It's Tearing Me Apart, It's Ruining Everything: The Song You Can't Listen to Anymore

I've Been There I Know the Way: Step Into a Movie

What If Bond Was One of Us? Name Your Equivalent Chick Pick

What Was the First Movie You Saw in a Movie Theater?

Goin' to a Party Where No One's Still Alive: Mrs. Julien Cordially Invites You...

Which Netflix Discs Have Gathered The Most Dust On Your Shelf?

The Gin in My Vermouth: The Best Indoor Fireworks Between An Onscreen Movie Couple

FLANasty: The Most Disgusting Thing You've Ever Eaten

But You and Me, We Know They've Got Nothing But Time: Your Best or Worst Birthday

Coffee Causes Hallucinations? You'll Have to Rip It from My Cold, Dead Hands

It Creeps Beneath Your Crawling Skin: Tell Me All About Your Strange Dreams and Nightmares

You Say Reh-gee-nah, I Say Reh-geye-nah, Let's Say You Just Shut Up: Mispronunciations That Drive Us Mad

There Be Spoilers Here: Worst Movie Ending

Never Want to Put My Feet Back Down on the Ground: The Greatest Film Surprises

Movies You've Lied About Enjoying

I Think You Owe Me a Great Big Apology: The Greatest Movie Disappointment

It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday: Celebrity Deaths That Most Affected You

Which State of Male Shirtlessness Do You Prefer?

The 10 Films People Most Lie About Seeing: What Classic Movie Have You Pretended to See?

I Would Do Anything For Love, But, Um, Ew, No, Not That

I WIsh I May, I Wish I Might: An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Twittery: An Afternoon Comment Diversion

That's Not My Gatsby! Dreamcasting Your Favorite Book

Films with the Greatest Rewatchability Factor

Appreciate: An Afternoon Comment Diversion

We Have To Go Back! An Afternoon Comment Diversion

Dreamcasting Your Granny and Grandpa, Your Gma and Gpa, Your Gamma and PopPop, Your Nonna and Gizmo

I Can Admit It: I'm Part Of What's Wrong With America

Lost and Found: An Afternoon Comment Diversion

The Worst: An Afternoon Comment Diversion

What Do You Watch When You're In Your Worst Mood?

Single White Male

An Afternoon Comment Diversion: "Sweeps Week" for $200, Alex

Rom-Com Revisited

We're Only Human After All

I Slam In The Back Of My Dragula

Pajiku

Only One

You Sexy Like A Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Your Words Are Infectious

Tell Me All Your Weird Food Secrets

Here's to Your Health

Ain't No Place Like Home

Your 2011 To-Read List

Death-Penalty Films

Was 2010 a Down Year for Movies?

You Say You Want a Resolution? Don't You Know That You Can Count Me Out

Your Post-Holiday, Snowed-in, Still-in-a-Bloated-Semi-Drunken-State Comment Diversion

Ain't No Shame In My Game

The Sleepwalking Dead

Boot-scootin' Barbie

Pumpkin? Honey Bunny?

Secret Shames -- Actor Edition

What's Your Most Personal Movie?

Not a Square to Spare

Your Worst Thanksgiving Horror Stories

The Cost of Higher Education

I'd Rather Hear "You're good IN the sack," But ...

Turning Off the "Bitchy People" Neon Sign for the Evening

Vacation's All I Ever Wanted

(Online) Video Killed the Video Store

Licking Your Wounds the Mo(u)rning After

What Kind of Weird Referenda Are You Voting on Today?

The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing the World He Didn't Exist

What Movies Best Represent Where You Live?

So What Are You Wearing?

What The Hell Are You Supposed To Be?

Never Gets Old

Got Ghosts?

Oooo, That Smell, Can You Smell that Smell?

Halloween Hijinx

Name that Actress

Monster Mashups

Sheer Damn Manliness

My Angel's in a Centerfold, Doin' the Bad Boy Boogie

If They Take My Stapler Then I’ll Set The Office On Fire

GRRR RRRRRRRRR RRREAT!

Affluent Effluent

The Five Freebies: Sugar, No Cream Edition

What's In a Name?

It's Spam Pajiba Night

Control Your Damn Children

Common Goddamn Courtesy -- Too Much to Ask?

Curtains

Who Has the Screen Presence to Replace our Fading Screen Icons?

Good Driving Music

Sex, Lies and Videotape

Word! Your Favorite Aphorism

Mmmmmm, Meat Popsicles

The Actor Affectation

My Hang Up

I Will Sue You in FEDERAL COURT!

What, too soon?

I Wish I Had A Slide And A White Board

Get On My Lawn, Baby

Mowing Lawns and Eating Candy

Reunion Tour

Movie Theater Heaven and Hell

There, That Wasn't So Bad, Was It?

Can a Fella Get Some Parenting Advice Around Here?

The Apartment

Slay Me With Your Clever T-Shirt Slogans, Poseurs

Your Move

What's Lying Around You?

Your 2010 Five Freebies List

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Pick Four

'Fess Up

See! Critics Do Matter

If You Could Recommend One Book

I Have a Gweat Fwend in Wome Called Biggus Dickus

The Biggest Lie You Ever Told

Cheapskates

I Just Can't Look Away

What Movie or Television Character's Name Do You Wish You Had?

Bad Dads and Other Relative Insanity (Embarrassing Parent Stories)

Sk8er Boi

Coronation Street

Hope I Die Before I Get Old

You're Soooo Pretty

Our Blue and Gold Forever

Needs More Unicorns

What Is Your Cultural Age?

The Art of Cussing

The 5 People You'd Still Hate in Heaven

Ritual Weirdness

Name That Movie?

Did You Know Tim Curry's In That?

Long Live Rock!

Rainbow Coalition (of Doom)

I Hate When That Happens

Someday (Maybe)

Cast of Characters

Once More With Feeling | Remakes You Want to See

Road Rage

Steak Patties Day

It's a Chiller, Thriller Night

Red in the Face

Your Favorite Curses

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

Flash! (Mad Libbing)

How Did I Get Here?

Pajiba Book Club Suggestions

You Be Me and I'll Be You

No Clowns!

Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Mission Heterosexual

That's the News from Pajiba, Where all the Women are Scathing, The Men are Bitchy, and Most of the Movies Suck

Drunken Shenanigans

(Almost) Groundhog Day!

Lickabrainey Bobainey

The Long-Awaited Diversion Diversion

Basic Necessities

What I've Learned

Worst. Job. Ever.

A Pajiban Walks into a Bar

Movie Dates

A Decade of Decadence

Your New Year's Resolutions for 2010

Songs to Heal a Broken Spirit

The Nightmare After Christmas

One Magic (Effed Up) Christmas

What's Your Problem II

All the Noise, Noise, Noise, Noise

Don't Get Me Started

Snow Day!

Balls Out (H/T Kballs)

We Won't Get Rough (Unless You're Into That Sort of Thing)

A Night at the Opera

Your Annual 'What Are You Thankful For, A**hole?' Diversion

Little Movies in Your Sleep

Candlesticks?!

Your Cinematic Legacy

Governor's Penis Busy?

Your Cinematic Time Machine

Fright Night -- What Scares the S**t out of You?

The Scariest Book You've Ever Read

Can You Guys Do This?

Your First R-Rated Movie Theater Experience

Dribble pt-WANG dribble TACKLE

Halloween Costume Ideas

"If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone ..."

Everyone Has a Price

The Ideal Movie Character

Directors A - Z

Theatrical Secret Shames

Composing a Sentence that's Never Been Written Before

The Zombie Apocalypse Has Arrived

"Hey Won't You Play Another Somebody-Done-Somebody-Wrong Song ..."

The Most Boring Film You've Ever Seen

What's Your Problem?

The Topic: Airplane Movies

Your Favorite Movie of the Summer of 2009

What Movie Did You Love Despite Initially Convincing Yourself You'd Hate

The Pajiba Suggestion Box

Five Celebrity Throat Punches

Your First Sci-Fi Crush

The Road Trip Playlist

What's the Last Movie You Saw in a Theater?

The 5 Best Trailers for So-Far Unreleased Movies

One Moment in Time

Everyday, Everyday, Everyday I Write the Book

The All-Time Funniest Movie Scene

Movies You've Fallen Out of Love With

Your Favorite DVD

The Strangest Food You've Ever Eaten

Your Favorite John Hughes Quotes

What Do You Do on the Toilet?

F**k, Kill, or Marry

The Worst Song of All Time

What's Your Computer Wallpaper?

What's On Your Walls?

Best and Worst Movie Character Names

Your Favorite Children's Book

Remaking Your Favorite Classic Movie

What Is Your Theme Song?

Marriage Proposals

Classic Novels You Just Didn't Get

Music for the Pajiban Dinner Party

I Never

What Will the Future Remake?

Your Ideal Tattoo

Independence Day Regionalisms

Common Mispronounced Words

Five Songs -- 2009

Boldly Going Nowhere

Traumatic Pet Stories

Urban Legends -- The Pajiba Way

Best and Worst Song Choices for Movies

I Just Googled Myself

The Perfect Pairing of Voice and Story -- Audiobooks

Your Favorite High School Movies

Best Movie Quotes -- Pajiba Edition

Crappiest Super Powers

Bonfire of the Vanities

Best Comedic Performance

Best Television Series-Long Performance -- All Time

All-Time Best Acting Performances

Songs You Hate that You Secretely Love

Some Things Never Change

The Most Famous Person From Your Hometown

The Most Famous Person You've Ever Met

Your Coming of Age Movie Summer

F*ck You Songs

The 11th Commandment

The Pub Crawl Five

How to Get Over a Break Up

Sci Fi Movies of the Cheesy but Good Variety

Two Truths and a Lie

Pajiba Lullabies

Location! Location! Location!

Warm-Weather Vacation Movies

Weddings Songs Not Named The Electric Slide

The Worst Sequel Ever?

What's Wrong with You?

Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

Musical Tourism: Roll Up for the Magical Mystery Tour