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What Horror Movie Are You: A Pajiba Comment Diversion

By Jodi Smith | Lists | October 27, 2018 |

By Jodi Smith | Lists | October 27, 2018 |


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Have you ever lazed in a bubble bath and contemplated which horror movie you would be if a horror movie could be a person; specifically a YOU person?

Samesies. Today, actually. I’m an adult!

I think I would be The Shining. Why? Well, my head is full of spirits, I’m a writer, I’m pretty to look at, and sometimes you don’t understand what exactly you’re experiencing at during any given moment. I’m okay with some loneliness, but too much and I start seeing bears performing fellatio on old dudes wearing suits.

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I’m just a big, abandoned hotel in the middle of a winter wonderland asking you to realize you’ve been a part of me the whole time. And you’re dead. And trapped. And frozen in that maze. You know?




Jodi Smith is a Senior Reporter, Film & Television at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.



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