OK, kids. No need to argue with your Drunk Uncles about politics. This right here — this is what matters right now. The official ranking of Friends Thanksgiving episodes.

10. “The One with Rachel’s Other Sister” (Season 9)

9. “The One Where Chandler Doesn’t Like Dogs” (Season 7)

8. “The One with the List” (Season 2)

7. “The One with the Late Thanksgiving” (Season 10)

6. “The One with Chandler in a Box” (Season 4)

5. “The One Where Underdog Gets Away” (Season 1)

4. “The One with the Rumor” (Season 8)

3. “The One with All the Thanksgivings” (Season 5)

2. “The One with the Football” (Season 3)

1. “The One Where Ross Got High” (Season 6)

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