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Chloë Grace Moretz Dazzles with a Butterfly Knife, Scares the Sh** Out of Her Insurers

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | August 14, 2013 | Comments ()


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Chloë Grace Moretz, who last week taught Jim Carrey a little something about movie violence, was on Conan last night (one of the few late night talk shows not in reruns this week) to talk Kick Ass 2. During her segment, the 16 year old cracked out the old butterfly knife and gave it a whirl, and by give it a whirl I mean: Made me fear for her safety.

I know its fun to show-off, Chloë, but put down the knife, OK. It’s making me nervous, and I’m sure that whoever it is that bonds you on movies, provides insurance for your career, as well as that for Conan’s show will agree.

STOP THAT. You’re going to poke an eye out.



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  • Kip Hackman

    If you look really closely, there are holes in the blade, which means that it's completely dull, or a trainer. She's clearly very talented, but most people don't do that many tricks with sharpened balisongs, because even if you only make one mistake it could still cost you a finger.

  • Kip Hackman

    And someone beat me to it... crap.

  • Afterwards, she had fruit roll-ups.
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    At a strip club.

  • "I haven't done this this I was 11." Why yes of course how silly of us.

  • WhoDeyKY

    yeah Dustin... a TRAINER blade. lolz .

  • How come nobody thinks it's cute and I don't get cheers when I do that? No, it's all 'Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave the DMV' and 'You can't bring that into church!' It's sexist is what it is.

  • Wōđanaz Óðinn

    I find that wearing pants helps when trying to garner respect, but I'm old fashioned that way.

  • Only collaborators wear pants. I'm striking a blow against your two-legged denim hegemony and speaking truth to power about the true nature of your bifurcated cloth fascism.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Quatermain, from the name to the avatar to the libertarian leanings, I'm so afraid one of these days I'm going to find out you're an ex-boyfriend of mine. But either you - or your online posturing - are a tad more badass.

    You greatly entertain me.

  • I'm pretty sure I'm not an ex-boyfriend, if only because I'd like to think I'd be smart enough not to let a woman like you get away. History shows I'm kind of a dumbass that way, though, so you never know.

  • Wōđanaz Óðinn

    Typical left-legged sartorial elitism.
    I was born wearing pants, and will damn sure die wearing pants.

    I know I'm not alone either. There must be dozens of us.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Disagree. A man doing that pantsless increases the danger ten fold and is much more impressive.

  • 724wd

    dustin, that's a trainer blade, you pansy. see the holes in the blade? not sharp.

  • BWeaves

    Trainer blade? TRAINER BLADE? Is that like a training bra, because damn?

  • 724wd

    well, it's an unsharpened bladed balisong that allows you to practice without cutting yourself... so... no. not like a training bra. they usually feature holes in the blade visually confirming they are trainers and not a sharpened knife. http://www.amazon.com/Genpro-B...

  • lowercase_ryan

    Please Hollywood, I beg you, do not fuck this little girl up.

  • 'Cause apparently she can fuck you up right back.

  • NynjaSquirrel

    Didn't Angelina do much the same thing a few years back on one of these shows... hopefully history doesn't repeat itself.

  • Genevieve Burgess

    I know it was messy in the middle, but looking at her current life (loving family, UN charity work, thoughtful essays about breast cancer, etc.) turning out like Angelina Jolie is not quite as bad as you're making it out to be. Lindsay Lohan, who also played with knives according to a few memorable photos, might make a better point of comparison.

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Angelina Jolie was fucked up way before that.

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    If you look really closely, there
    are holes in the blade, which means that it's completely dull, or a
    trainer. She's clearly very talented, but most people don't do that
    many tricks with sharpened balisongs, because even if you only make one
    mistake it could still cost you a finger.

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