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Geraldo Shows Humanity, Christine Ford Shows Grace, and Gillibrand Shows Some Fight


And We're Firing Tear Gas at Children in the Name of Racism Now, This Must Be The 'Great Again' Part


Hillary Clinton's Populism Interview Shows That She Has Learned Nothing. If She Runs in 2020 We Are Doomed


Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a Godsend


Donald Trump is a Chickenshit


Want Proof That Migrant Caravan Was A Racist Election Stunt? Troops Are Already Leaving The Border


Morning Briefing: Go Home, Joe, and Take Tom and Chuck and Andrew With You


Hey, Bill Maher, Eat a Dick


Morning Briefing: The Three Stupidest Things Donald Trump Said Over the Weekend


Theresa May Finally Serves Up Her Brexit Deal, And It’s As Appealing As A Meat Trifle


Today is The Day Donald Trump Remembered How Babies Are Made


The Trump Administration Sure Loves Protecting Rapists


Judge Orders Trump to Reinstate Jim Acosta's Press Pass; White House Makes Up Bullsh*t Excuse


Morning Briefing: Sometimes It's Hard to Know Who Is Dumber: Donald Trump Or Don Jr.


Conservative Creeps Should Not Come For Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez


Matt Whitaker Marketed Toilets For 'Well-Endowed Men,' So How Could That Possibly Involve Trump?


The President Is Not Well


Give #ChristianAltFacts a Peek If You Want To Know Why America is a Dumpster Fire Right Now


Kids Don't Want Your Dumb Unboxing Movie, Paramount


Social Media Unloads on Marco Rubio After His Embarrassingly Bad Football Analogy


Melania Trump is Having Government Officials Fired Over Petty Squabbles Now


Did Dan Crenshaw Run a Nazi Facebook Group? Not Exactly


CNN and Jim Acosta File Suit Against Donald Trump and the White House


Morning Briefing: Indictments Are Coming, Plus Don Jr. Self Owns


What’s in Michelle Obama’s ‘Becoming’?


Jordan Blue Is Every Decent Kid Stuck in a Small-Town, Conservative Hellhole


A Word on Pete Davidson & Dan Crenshaw's Barf Bucket of Unity


Welcome to Donald Trump's Deranged, Lunatic Lame-Duck Presidency


Federal Prosecutors Have Gathered Evidence that Donald Trump Possibly Broke Campaign-Finance Laws


Bernie Sanders Still Doesn't Know What Racism Is


The Democrats Took Back the House, So Now Everything's Fine


America is a Christian Murderbox With No Escape


Congratulations, American Press. You Just Got Played. Again.


Donald Trump Fires Jeff Sessions in Potential Prelude to Dismissing Bob Mueller


The Unbearable Privilege of Being Able To Be Friendly With Your Political Opponents


Pennsyltucky Midterms: Trump & Kavanaugh Are Still Big Winners Out Here (Kill Me)


Latrice Royale And More Than 1 Million Floridians Regained The Right To Vote Last Night


Last Night's Election Results Are Really Good for the Final Season of 'Game of Thrones'


Wednesday, November 9, 2016


Where Do We Go? Where Do We Go Now? Axl Rose Weighs In on the Midterms


Twitter Copes With The Midterms With "Me Voting" Meme


Kenan Thompson Thought Pete Davidson's Joke About Dan Crenshaw Crossed the Line


Real Soldiers Have to Deal with Militia Idiots Trying to Shoot Migrant Caravan Because Everything is Dumb


Why the Georgia Governor's Race May Be the Most Consequential of 2018


Here Are a Bunch of Numbers You Should Completely Ignore


A Cheerleader Knelt During The National Anthem? Run, Girl, They Gonna Kill You!


GOP Nutjob Writes Biblical Manifesto on Killing 'All Males' Who Won't Ban Gay Marriage or Abortion


'This Is an Invasion Of Some Very Bad Thugs and Gang Members'


'Don't Vote For Our Racist, Homophobic Family Member' is My New Favorite Trend, Let's Keep That Going


Jacob Wohl's Press Conference Is the Best Episode of 'Nathan for You' Ever


We Still Have No Idea How to Fight Trump


The Obamas Are Making a Netflix Show About Trump. Oh, Oh DAMN


The Humiliating Crash and Burn of Pro-Trump Media Star Jacob Wohl Is the Best Political Story of the Season


Léo Major: Who Says Righteous Fury, Revenge and Fighting Nazis Needs to be a Group Effort?


A Response to the 12 Young People Who Probably Won't Vote (Subtitle: There Will Be Yelling)


This Is Some Seriously Nefarious GOP Bullsh*t


How do the Polls Look for the Most Hated Men in Congress?


Seven Days Before the Midterms, Donald Trump Wrongly Suggests He Can Unilaterally Repeal the Constitution


The Trump Administration Continues to Illustrate How Painfully, Brainlessly Tone Deaf They Are


Trump Deploys 5,200 More Troops to Stop Migrant Caravan Because Racist Red Meat, Baby, Get Some


A Primer in White-Nonsense: So You Want To Dress as Dr. Blasey Ford/KavaNAW for Halloween


Kanye is Telling Black Voters to Leave the Democratic Party, Cool, Cool Cool Cool


Like Trump, Brazil's Bolsonaro Makes it Clear: If We Want To Avoid Catastrophe, Socialism is the Only Way


Gab.com Shut Down; Can Fox News Be Next?


Why Would Anyone Think George Soros Needs to Pay Us to Protest THIS?


#MAGABomber Suspect Cesar Sayoc Arrested In Florida, What Are The Odds?


Morning Briefing: Trump Downplays Bomb Threats, as 11th ... 12th Explosive Device is Found


F*ck Civility


The Migrant Caravan and Why 'Carne y Arena' Should Be Seen By All Americans


As #MAGABomber Continues, Trump Supporters Are Still Chanting 'Lock Her Up'


Here's the Best Line From Any Debate During the Midterm Political Season


Thank You, John Lewis. Let’s Make Some #GoodTrouble


Meghan McCain Needs To Shut The Entire F*ck Up


Words Have Consequences


Megyn Kelly is a Racist and Everyone Knows It, Especially Al Roker


Media: The Blue Wave Is Coming; Also Media: There Will Be No Blue Wave


George Soros Almost Killed By Mail Bomb That He Probably Sent Himself, Amirite? (I'm Not)


A Conversation Between a Fictional Reporter and a Fictional Democrat


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Beautiful Ted


Billy Eichner Has Had Enough Of The Bullshit. And He's Not Alone


Why the #Resistance Is Important Now, and Why It Will Be Even More Important After the Midterms


Dear Leavers: A Second Vote On Brexit Isn’t An Attack On Democracy


Do We Stand for Anything?


Here's the Most Vile, Evil, Manipulative, Horrifying Political Ad of the Season


The Heidi Cruz Interview is Out-of-Touch Conservatism in a Bottle


'Full Frontal' Looks Voter Apathy In The Face, And It's Ugly


Is There Any Hope of Beating White Nationalist Steve King in Iowa?


What's a Little Murder and Dismemberment Among Friends?


Morning Briefing: This Saudi Arabia Story Is Insane


A White Person's Guide To Minding Your Own Business And When To Involve Police


Donald Trump Calls Stormy Daniels 'Horseface' on Twitter Because Why Not at this Point?


Sometimes, that NRA, Gun-Loving Nut Turns Out To Be One of the Best Guys on the Planet


The Mob Is Coming For You, Republicans, and We Are Mad As Hell


She's Running (And She's Going to Kick A Lot of Ass)


Stop Praising Billionaires for Doing the Absolute Bare Minimum


Morning Briefing: President Obama, Circa 2009, Gets the Final Word on Kanye West


Melania Trump Claims She's 'The Most Bullied Person In The World,' Twitter Begs To Differ


A Brief Explainer on the Murder of Journalist Jamal Khashoggi by the Saudi Crown Prince


Morning Briefing: On the Whole, Texas Ain't Right in the Head


The Thing That Really Pisses Me Off About Maine's Susan Collins


Nikki Haley Unexpectedly Resigns as UN Ambassador


Men are the Worst, but Richard Linklater's Anti-Ted Cruz Ad Is the Best


The Angry Mob Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass


Senator Susan Collins Is a 'Yes.' It's Over


A Calm, Collected Response To Current Events


Why is Everyone Still So Obsessed With Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy?


Here's Where Things Stand with the Brett Kavanaugh Confirmation


A Brief Note to Susan Collins RE: Brett Kavanaugh


To Our Trump Supporting Friends, Family Members, and Work Colleagues: We Are Done With You Now


Afternoon Briefing: Who Will Think of the Men?


Morning Briefing: 'There Has Never Been a More Pacific, Less Rapey Creature Than the White Male of Western European Descent'


The GOP Wants to Willingly Put a Man Who Attended a UB40 Concert on the Supreme Court


Trump to ABC's Cecilia Vega: 'I Know You're Not Thinking, You Never Do'


John Oliver Takes On Brett Kavanaugh, Whose Confirmation Would Be a 'F--k You to Women'


Update: Jeff Flake Makes Some Sort of Deal


Christine Blasey Ford's Senate Testimony, In a Nutshell


A Brief History of Animals Elected to Public Offices


Brett Kavanaugh Is The Worst Person You Know


A Brief Look at Where Things Stand Ahead Of the Kavanaugh-Ford Hearings


The Latest Sexual Assault Allegation Against Brett Kavanaugh Are Incredibly Disturbing


Paul Schrader's Rape Comments Aren't Helping Anyone


Brett Kavanaugh's Confirmation Process is a Sham, But It's Also Not a Done Deal


10 Years On From the Financial Crisis it Remains the Defining Issue Of Our Time


Twitter Reacts After World Leaders Laught AT Trump, Instead of WITH Trump


I See We've Reached the Stage Where the Accusers Are No Longer People, Just a Narrative that Can Be Picked Apart


A Third Woman (or Fourth? God, Who Knows Anymore?) Alleges Assault Against Brett Kavanaugh


Update: No One Has a F**king Clue About What's Going on with Rod Rosenstein


John Oliver Takes Brett Kavanaugh's GOP Defenders to Task


The Messy State of Events


Damnit to Hell: This Is Going To Get Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein Fired


Republicans and Other Kavanaugh Supporters Go Into Full-On Gaslighting Mode (And Trump Finally Loses It)


Christine Blasey Has Agreed to Testify, Much to the Consternation of Republicans


Brett Kavanaugh Unlocks The Secret Of The Republican Belief System: They Just Don't Give A S**t


'I Just Want to Say To the Men of This Country: Shut Up and Step Up'


Hey Kids, Want to Know Why 'Mario Kart' is Trending?


What Do Mario Kart and Trump's Penis Have in Common? (I Am So So Sorry)


Review: Who Are The Sources in Bob Woodward's 'Fear'?


We Believe Christine Blasey Ford


GOP Responds to Rape Allegation Against Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh


Fox News Wants You To Blame Botham Jean For His Murder By The Off-Duty Cop Who Broke Into His Home


It's Been a Wild 24 Hours


Trump Suggests Hurricane Maria Was a Liberal Plot Against the White House (Not an Onion Headline)


Debra Messing’s Rage Against Susan Sarandon’s White Lady Nonsense Is Sublime


As Theresa May Faces Yet Another Mutiny, Who’s In The Running To Replace Her?


I Don't Think That Word Means What You Think It Means, Senator Collins


Only Under The Trump Administration Could a Goddamn Hurricane Become a Wedge Issue


Norm MacDonald: 'That Chris Hardwick Guy Really Got the Blunt End of the Stick There'


The Morning's Biggest Political Debate Has Nothing to Do with the Issues


President Obama is Back


Invoke the 25th! The President of the United States Cannot Say the Word 'Anonymous'


NY State Senate Candidate Dealing with What We'll Loosely Call a 'Hot Mess'


Cory Booker Risks Ouster from Senate to Release 'Committee Confidential' Kavanaugh Docs


The Call Is Coming From Inside the Swamp


Watch the Beautiful Moment in Which Ayanna Pressley Learned She'd Won Her Massachusetts Congressional Race


Bob Woodward's Book on Trump Has Teeth, and the Entire White House Gets Fanged


The New Yorker, Steve Bannon And Why We're Mad At Malcolm Gladwell


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump's Corruption and Abuse of Power is Catching Up to Donald Trump


Why It's An Amazing Thing For America That Robert Mueller Is A Hockey Player


Did NBC Threaten Ronan Farrow Over His Harvey Weinstein Story?


Winter Is Coming for Donald Trump (And So Are the Midterms)


What the Hell is Trump So Worried About This Morning?


Ted Cruz Is So Bad At This


Shocking Footage Emerges of the Mainstream Media Actually Doing Its Job


The Morning Political Briefing: A Study in Contrasts


Donald Trump Manipulates the Media Again, Turns a Lie Into the News


Donald Trump Is So Screwed


Highlights from 'The Daily Show' of the Late Senator John McCain


Another Trump Confidante Flips in Exchange for Immunity


I Don't Think a Single Tweet Has Ever Made Me Feel This Sick


Trump Takes the Lead on His Own Defense, Falls Flat On His Dumb Face


Trump, Cohen, Manafort, and Fox News: The Morning After


Michael Cohen Pleads Guilty, Implicates President Trump


The Truth Is No Longer the Truth, According to Rudy Giuliani, But It May Be a Bagel


This Insane Story is the President of the United States In a Nutshell


Omarosa Releases Tape of Lara Trump Trying to Buy Her Silence


Sometimes, If You Want the Truth, You've Gotta Go to Fox News


If You Think Islamophobia Isn't a Form of Racism, I've Got News For You: You Might Be Racist


All the Good News to Come Out of Last Night's Primaries


The Paul Manafort Legal Team Rests Its Case Without Presenting A Defense


TIL: Bent Dick Disease Is a Real Thing, and Bill Clinton Allegedly Suffers From It


The Time Three Black Women Attempted to Protect the President After He Allegedly Used the N-Word


Battle Of The Bigots? Let’s Talk About Boris Johnson And Jeremy Corbyn


Is Space Force Trump's Way Of Trying to Tell Us Something?


Morning Briefing: Three Things to Know in Politics This A.M.


Omarosa: 'President Trump Used the N-Word'; Everyone Else: 'No Sh*t'


Donny Trash Is At It Again


Space Force Is An Official Thing That Is Being Added To The Armed Forces


Ted Cruz Has No Shame


You Know What to Do with that Dog Whistle, Laura Ingraham


The Tribune/Sinclair Merger Is Dead Because Everything Trump Touches Turns to Sh*t


What the Hell Does Devin Nunes Know that the Rest of Us Do Not?


Why Losing the Ohio Special Election Might Be the Best Thing for Democrats (Don't @ Me)


Morning Briefing: Trump to Make Asbestos Great Again!


Alex Jones Is Right About One Thing. Sort Of


Just When You Think You've Gone Numb to the Daily Horrors of Donald Trump


Is It OK to Make Fun of White People On the Internet?


Drinking from Straws to Own the Libs


Sean Hannity's Wikipedia Entry (From the Year 2035)


Now Might Be a Great Time to Pass Legislation to Protect Bob Mueller's Special Counsel Investigation


This Is Legitimately Terrifying


Morning Political Briefing: Three Quick Things You Should Know


Rudy Giuliani Stepped In It, Big Time


This Is What Roy Moore Looked Like When He Set Off a Pedophile Wand on 'Who Is America'?


You, Rudy Giuliani, Are A Moron And A Meme


But What If ... and I'm Just Spitballing Here ... But What if Collusion Weren't a Crime?


OK, Wait a Second. Let Me Get This Straight ...


The Michael Cohen, Donald Trump Battle of the 'Low Lives' Feud is On And It's Getting Ugly


Roseanne Rambles Her Way Through Something She's Calling An Apology For Her Racist Tweet


Sit Down, And Shut Up For Once In Your Goddamn Life, James Comey


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Finally Did Something To Which Even Fox News Objected


YouTube And Facebook Don't Seem To Mind Alex Jones' Batshit Theories On Their Platforms


Democrats Are Crushing It in the Polls Right Now #BlueWave


Morning Briefing: Cohen Turns on Trump, Meghan McCain Melts Down, and Sean Spicer Fails and Flails


The Future of the Democratic Party May Rely on Stacey Abrams (No Pressure!)


Michael Cohen Releases a Tape Recording of Donald Trump


Are You F--king Kidding Me?


Beware of the Dangerous, 'Terrifying' Agenda of 'This Girl'


There's a Tweet for Everything, Part 3,378


Hey! You Could (Probably) Own This Faux Dick Cheney Torture Memorabilia!


Michael Cohen Secretly Recorded Donald Trump Discussing Payment to Playboy Model


Former Prime Minister Tony Blair Was On TV Last Night Talking About Brexit, And People Have Feelings.


Finally, the Perfect Op-Ed on 'Trump Country'


Organising Your Brexit Cupboard: Let’s Get Stockpiling!


Morning Briefing: Just How Deep Has Trump Gotten Us Involved with Putin?


Mark Duplass Tweets Misguided And Ill-Informed Support Of Ben Shapiro And James Gunn Is There


Sacha Baron Cohen Should Apparently Wrap It Up After Being Recognized By This SoCal Gun Shop Owner


Mutiny In Parliament: Theresa May's Brexit Plans Are Attacked From All Sides


Did Queen Elizabeth Troll Donald Trump -- With Brooches?


Never Forget: Putin Wanted Trump to Win Because Hillary Scared Him Sh*tless


In an Attempt to Clean Up His Mess, Trump Even Backpedals Like a Little Wet Noodle


President Obama's Most Pointed Critique of Trump During His Mandela Speech


The GOP Turns on Trump, But Schwarzenegger Hit Him Where It Hurts the Most: His Manhood


How Hillary Clinton and Other Lawmakers Responded to Trump's Press Conference with Putin


How Social Media Responded to the Appalling, Humiliating Putin-Trump Press Conference


Another Excruciating Trump Interview, This Time With Serial Toady Piers Morgan


Sacha Baron Cohen Illustrates Just How Unbelievably Evil the NRA Is


A Quick Note About Rod Rosenstein and the Indictments He Issued Today


What London's Protest Against Trump Looks Like


PM Theresa May Eats a Staggering Amount of Sh*t


Sacha Baron Cohen Thinks Sarah Palin Was Hit By A 'Bullshit' Grenade And Wants His Apology


Facebook Are Cowards


FBI Agent Peter Strzok Hands Trey Gowdy's Ass to Him During Congressional Hearings


The Day's Biggest Snub Had Nothing To Do with the Emmys


This Woman Just Did Something That's On Our Bucket List


UPDATE: Charges Have Been Dropped Against Stormy Daniels in Ohio


STORY CORRECTION [John Kelly, Donald Trump Article] (07-11-18)


Vladimir Putin Is Kicking Donald Trump's Ass Right Now


Late-Night Briefing: Some Positive News for Democrats (For a Change)


Fair Is Not Fair, As We Bloody Well Know


Maine Senator Susan Collins Weighs In on Trump's SCOTUS Nominee, Brett Kavanaugh


'It's A Big Turd': How's That Brexit Going?


Michael Cohen Says He Will Tell The Truth, and the 'Truth' Is 'Not a Friend' To Trump


North Korea Clearly Did Not Enjoy The Elton John Gift


Nigel Farage is Upset London is Planning to Greet Donald Trump With Giant 'Toddler Trump' Balloon


Morning Briefing: The Evil Is Bottomless


Twitter Throws a Pity Party for Alan Dershowitz


Sacha Baron Cohen Hints on Twitter at an Anti-Trump Movie in the Near Future


What the F*ck Is This?


The Only Good Thing From Alex Jones' Insane Ranting: #secondcivilwarletters Is Trending


Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is a Monster!


Michelle Wolf Has Lots of Fun New Insults for Ivanka Trump


He's Flipping


Yes. Jon Stewart. Hell Yes.


Journalists Are Fucking Heroes


You Cannot Speak Reason to Totalitarianism


For Pro-Choice Advocates, There Is Still A Way Forward


Fuck.


Trevor Noah, Basically: 'F*ck Your Civility; Your Civility Is a Farce'


Hope On a Bleak Day


Welcome to the Resistance, Jimmy Fallon, You Dumb Schmuck!


There Is No Bigger Baby than the Straight White Man


Be Best: An Open Letter to Melania Trump


Listen, Nikki Haley, You Mouth of Sauron, Poverty IS a Human Rights Issue


It's Not Just About Standing Up to the Administration; It's About Standing Up for Each Other


Donald J. Trump is a F--king Sociopath


Yes, We Still Can


We Should Not Measure the Life of a Child Based on that Child's Country of Origin


Boy, Trump is Cranky Today


This Week's 'Time' Magazine Cover of Donald Trump is Brutal


Let's Make Juneteenth a Federal Holiday


President Trump Will Now Do That Thing He Has Said For Weeks He Couldn't Do


Vanessa Trump Cannot Read a Room


This Dark Stain Has Bled into the Soul of America


Your Least Favorite Chris Has a New Girlfriend, Plus Other Celebrity Romantic Comings and Goings


The Guy Who Came Up with Godwin's Law Now Says It's OK to Compare the White House to Nazis


The International Community is Shunning Us, DHS is Imploding, and Ted Cruz Wants to Be Your Hero


Donald Trump's Latest Proposal is, Well, JFC, It's a Doozy


This Is Not About Democrats. Or Republicans. And Definitely Not About Kathy Griffin. It's About Trump


Motherf*ckers #Resist Before It's Too Late


Touché, Hillary Clinton


Happy 'But Her Emails' Day!


NY Attorney General Files Suit Against Donald Trump and His Kids over Trump Foundation


We're In Trouble


Michael Cohen's Attorneys Are Out, Arrest Imminent, and Cooperation Likely


Takeaways from Last Night's Nationwide Primaries


How the First-in-the-Nation Ranked-Choice Voting Worked Out in Maine Yesterday


Rudy Giuliani is a Dog


Rand Paul Is a Petty Bitch


Democratic Congressional Candidate Straight-Up Pepper Sprays Himself in the Face


We're America, Bitch


Donald Trump Got Played by North Korea's Kim Jong Un


Dennis Rodman Has Traveled To Singapore For The Trump-Kim Summit With An Assist From Potcoin


The QAnon Conspiracy Theory Is Insane, And Also Weirdly, Wildly Popular


This Is Precisely Why Mitch McConnell Stole a SCOTUS Seat from Merrick Garland


Morning Briefing: Maybe Donald Trump Is Being Motivated by a Seething Jealousy of Justin Trudeau


What the Hell Are You Doing, Donald Trump?


You Are Such a Goddamn Joke, Donald Trump


Scott Pruitt and Donald Trump Are the Same


That One Time Kim Kardashian West Did Something Selfless: With Her Help, Alice Marie Johnson Was Released From Prison


To Stick It To Trump A History-Making Gay Kiss Aired First On 'Fox And Friends'


Stormy Daniels Alleges Her Former Attorney Was a 'Trump Puppet' (And She is Right)


Samantha Bee Delivers a Thoughtful (and Still Mostly Unnecessary) Apology on 'Full Frontal'


Donald Trump Loves a Good Conspiracy Theory, Unless It's About His Wife


Nobody Wants Your Dumb Book, Donald Trump, Jr.


Takeaways from Last Night's State Primaries


No, That's Not Going to Work, You Dumbass


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Continues to Destroy the NFL, Humiliate His Attorney General


Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Useless


Bill Clinton Enrages America for 5 Minutes Before King Trump Tweets Something Even More Enraging


Donald Trump Believes He's Above the Law, Because He Is Above the Law


Conservatives Are Mad At J. Crew For Making Kids Gay And Feminist Or Something


Samantha Bee Expands Upon Why She Apologized for Using that Word, and She's Absolutely Right


Trump Announced His Intent To Pardon Dinesh D’Souza, Because OF COURSE HE WILL


Samantha Bee Calls Out Ivanka Trump For Being a Feckless C*nt


Journalist Assassinated by Russian Agents Yesterday Shows Up at a Press Conference Today


Donald Trump's 'Spygate' Conspiracy Rebuffed Three Times on ... Fox News


Why Does Elizabeth Warren Love HBO's 'Ballers' So Much?


Rudy Giuliani Got The Birthday Wishes He Deserves


Donald Trump Regularly Refers to His Supporters as 'Low-Class Losers' Who Will 'Believe Anything I Say'


Please Don't Let Evil Win


Trump Cancels North Korea Summit While Also Kissing Kim Jong Un's Ass


The Moistening Of Tomi Lahren


Michael Cohen Implicated In Another Crime, One That May Involve Evidence of Trump Collusion


'Roseanne' May Be Pro-Trump, But She Sure as Hell Benefits A Lot from the Obama Presidency


GIF Responses to the Last 12 Hours of Donald Trump Tweets


Donald Trump Is Neck Deep in the Swamp and Standing On Jared Kushner's Back to Keep from Drowning


How F--ked Are We As A Country When #IfIDieInASchoolShooting Is Trending?


No! Stop! Just Stop!


Morning Briefing: This Week Is Going to Be an Insane Roller-Coaster of a Shitshow


Rudy Giuliani Is a Mess


Here's How Fox News Eats Its Own Tail


Michael Cohen on the Noose Tightening Around His Neck: 'I Just Can’t Take This Anymore'


The Lowdown on the Transcripts Regarding the Trump Tower Meeting Released by the Senate


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Summit with North Korea Is Falling Apart; Women Dominate in Primaries


For Donald Trump, Moving the Embassy to Jerusalem Had Nothing to Do with Peace


F**k Outta Here With Your George W. Bush Image Rehabilitation Nonsense


Midday Political Briefing: None of This Is OK


Samantha Bee Is Pissed, and She Is 'Done with This Shit'


Making Sense of the Latest Michael Cohen/Stormy Daniels Bombshell


These 2018 Campaign Videos Are... Something


Did Donald Trump Impregnate a Playboy Playmate and Use the WSJ to Cover It Up?


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Is Already Sick of Rudy Giuliani's Bullshit


We Are Completely Baffled By Melania Trump's New Awareness Campaign, 'Be Best'


The Windrush Scandal: The Betrayal Of A Generation


Democrats Are in the Awkward Position of Rooting for a Racist, Ex-Con Republican Senate Candidate


Mitt Romney Proves Robot Imposter Theories By Saying "Hot Dog" Is His Favorite Meat


'Stormy Daniels Claps Back at Roseanne Barr on Twitter Over Anal' Is a Thing I Just Wrote in 2018


Fox News Anchor Who Is Not Shep Smith Forcefully Calls Out Trump's Pattern of Lies


Michael Cohen's Phone Was Tapped By Feds


The Last 12 Hours of the Political News Cycle Reduced to 12 Tweets


Making Sense of Trump, Giuliani, Stormy Daniels, and the Lies (So Many Lies)


Obligatory Post About Another Trump Lawyer Quitting, Another Coming Aboard


What Will Happen If Bob Mueller Subpoenas the President?


It's The Final Countdown: Dennis Miller's Mean Jokes About Michelle Wolf Are Due Tomorrow


No, Incels, No. Stop Trying To Make 'Sexual Marxism' A Thing


President Trump's Bodyguard 'Raided' His Personal Doctor's Office and Took All His Medical Records


Here's Your Weekly 'Close Aide Repeatedly Says Aloud that Trump Is An Idiot' Post


The Real Reason Why the White House Press Corp Turned On Michelle Wolf


Kanye West Gets It, Why Don't You?


Michelle Wolf Delivered a Vicious, Uncomfortable White House Correspondents' Dinner Speech


Artist Spotlight: Jon McNaughton, Painter of Presidents


Paul Ryan Even More Terrible than Previously Believed


Judge Rules MAGA Is Not A Religion


Donald Trump Rants and Raves on Fox News This Morning After Ronny Jackson Withdraws Nomination


The Blue Wave Is Coming, Plus There's Something Rotten Going on With Ronny Jackson's Confirmation


V.A. Nominee Ronny Jackson's Confirmation Has Turned Into a Sh*tshow


Donald Trump Continues to Humiliate America In Front of the World


Morning Briefing: Reading Hurts Donald Trump's Brain Parts


John Oliver Buys More Airtime on Sean Hannity In Order to Speak Directly to Donald Trump


What No One Talks About When They Talk About Michael Cohen Flipping


6 Bugs Up Donald Trump's Ass Today


The DNC Sues Russia, the Trump Campaign, and Wikileaks


Morning Briefing: Well, That Backfired Spectacularly on the Republicans, Didn't It?


The Reality Behind the Absurd Anti-Mueller Conspiracy Theory Sean Hannity Is Trying to Push


We Wish There Was Something That Brought Us as Much Joy as Donald Trump's Blabber Mouth Brings Trevor Noah


The Propaganda Your Red State Family Shares


Bernie Sanders Takes To Twitter To Agree With Fellow Youth Cardi B


"Enough Is Enough": Labour MPs Deliver Blistering Speeches During Debate On Anti-Semitism


Ted Cruz Might Very Well Lose His Senate Re-Election Bid


Dear James Comey: Put Your Right Hand Down and Shut the F--k Up


Fed Up with the Conspiracy Theories, Sandy Hook Parents File Suit Against Alex Jones


Sean Hannity, Michael Cohen, and What Is Really at Stake


The Third Client is Sean Hannity


Donald Trump Makes a Last-Ditch Effort to Potentially Save His Presidency


Alex Jones: 'F*ck Trump, and F*ck These F*cking People'


Audible's 'West Cork' Podcast Combines 'Serial' with 'The Jinx'


Afternoon Briefing: Another Michael Cohen Payoff, and Rosenstein Is Prepared to Be Fired


BBC Under Fire For Airing Landmark Racist Speech


We Are at DEFCON F**k


Seven Explosive Excerpts from James Comey's Book, 'A Higher Loyalty'


Robert Mueller Is Planning a Report Against Trump Showing Four Findings of Obstruction of Justice


Laura Ingraham Is Still Losing Advertisers, Wants You To Think She's A Hero For Free Speech


Trump and His Henchman Are Going Full Court Crazy on Mueller, Rosenstein, and Comey


Hey, Liberals, I Can't Believe This Needs Repeating But: Jeff Bezos and Robert Mueller Are Not Your F***ing Heroes


Paul Ryan Officially Retires and Twitter Has Jokes and Scorn


President Trump Has Declared War Against Syria. On Twitter


Bye Bye Now: Paul Ryan Will Not Run for Re-Election


Margaret Atwood Has An Extraordinarily Bad 9/11 Take


A Woman’s Worth: Unpacking The UK’s Gender Pay Gap Data


Trevor Noah Masterfully Exposes the Trump-Enabling Dangers of 'Objective/Both Sides Journalism'


Mid-Morning Briefing: Another W.H. Official Bites the Dust, While Pruitt Is Hanging By a Thread


President Trump Pissed Off the Wrong Goddamn Woman


Bob Mueller Raids the Office of Donald Trump's Personal Attorney, Michael Cohen


Which 'RuPaul's Drag Race' Season 10 Contestant Voted For Donald Trump?


Morning Briefing: Business As Usual Under Trump, Except for that Part Where He Threw His Attorney Under the Bus


Donald Trump Had Some Interesting Things to Say About, Uh, Taxes?


Just Move It Right Along. Nothing to See Here, Folks


The Blue Wave Is Coming


What Mueller Told Trump's Legal Team Doesn't Mean Anything


We Love It When Fox News' Shep Smith Sneers at President Trump


Donald Trump Still Has a Giant Bug Up His Ass


The Less Evil Media Corporation May Buy Sky News To Stop the More Evil Media Corporation Owning It


Supposedly Grown Adults Are Being A**holes To Parkland Survivors Again - Because Of Clear Backpacks


Donald Trump is Extra Unhinged This Morning on Twitter


Morning Briefing: POTUS Has No Idea What He's Saying, Kushner's Financial Ruin, and When Ted Nugent Literally Crapped His Pants


Saturday Briefing: Terrible People, In their Own Words


Roseanne Conner Is Not OUR Working Class Hero


Attacking a Teenage Shooting Survivor Is Not a Good Look, Conservatives


Twitter (and the Best Chris) Continue To React To Laura Ingraham's Bullying Of Parkland Survivor David Hogg


Morning Briefing: Welcome to Day 432 of Your Waking Nightmare


'Roseanne's' Return Celebrated by Trump: What Must That Feel Like for Goodman, Chalke, Gilbert, and Metcalf?


A New Mueller Filing Puts the Trump Campaign One Step Closer to the Russians


Watch John Goodman's Face While Roseanne Barr Discusses Politics with Jimmy Kimmel


Boris Johnson Makes Sexist Comments in the House of Commons, Gets Slapped Down Magnificently


Why Reinstating the Citizenship Question on the Census Is So Evil


Christian Female Trump Supporters Are Hopelessly Brainwashed And Delusional


A Quick Look at Today's Political Sh*t Show


Catching Up On The Latest From Tumblr Loman And Her Wildly Uncomfortable Shoes


No, Emma González Did Not Tear Up The Constitution, But Gun Lovers Really Want You To Think She Did


Morning Briefing: Which of the Last Week's Scandals Will Matter Most a Week From Now?


Highlights from Stormy Daniels Interview on '60 Minutes'


Morning Briefing: John Bolton is Crazier than a Sh*thouse Rat, and About that Gov't Shutdown ...


Donald Trump's Lead Attorney Resigns: What Does It Mean?


Trump Gets Dragged Over DO NOT CONGRATULATE Stupidity


Morning Briefing: GOP Snowflakes, Uncle Joe Razzes Donny Trash, and Suck It, Betsy


What’s The First Major News Story You Remember?


Can A Ben Affleck Thriller From 2002 Help Avert World War III?


Donald Trump Is Pissed Off This Morning


Morning Briefing: Amidst All of the Chaos, There Are Reasons for Hope


Trump Mistress Sues to Be Released from NDA; No, A Different Trump Mistress


As #DeleteFacebook Gathers Momentum In The Wake Of Cambridge Analytica, It Is Important To Remember: We Brought This On Ourselves


John Oliver Outsells Mike Pence After One Hell of a Troll Job


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Has Lawyer Problems


Does Cynthia Nixon Have a Shot in Hell Against Andrew Cuomo in New York?


So, What's Jim Carrey Up To These Days?


Did Hope Hicks' Jealous Ex-Boyfriend, Corey Lewandowski, Take Down Rob Porter?


Morning Briefing: Trump 2.0 Emerges, and How the Trump Campaign Black Mirror'd Voters in 2016


Saturday Morning Briefing: All Hell Breaks Loose


Morning Briefing: Stormy Daniels 'Physically Threatened' To Stay Quiet, and a Bloodbath Coming to the White House?


A Leaked Closed Door Speech Reveals that Trump Is Also a Looney Tunes in Private


Students Demand Gun Reform With #NationalSchoolWalkout


Bless You Hillary Clinton, and All the Love and Light, But No


Morning Briefing: All the Hopeful News for Democrats to Come Out of the Pennsylvania Special Election


Trump's Bodyman, Fired by the White House and Re-Hired by Trump, Is Under Serious Investigation


Gina Haspel, the Next CIA Director, Is a Nightmare


Rex Tillerson Fired as Secretary of State the Day After Calling Out the Russians


Morning Briefing: Savvy Bob Mueller Playing the Long Game with Trump; Betsy DeVos Is an Embarrassment


Would Trump Rather Admit to a Felony than Allow the World to See His Penis?


Is a Vengeful John Kelly Selling Donald Trump Down the River?


Here's Soledad O'Brien Reducing CNN's Chris Cillizza ‏into Pink Mist


Evening Briefing: Gary Cohn Resigns, Stormy Daniels Sues, and Another Trump Ally Spills to Mueller


Shut the F*ck Up, Mr. President


Former Trump Aide Melts Down on MSNBC, Says Trump 'May Have Done Something'


Highlights from The New Yorker's Bombshell Report on the Christopher Steele Dossier


'Death Wish' is Evil, Racist, Irresponsible Bullshit NRA-Agitprop


Morning Briefing: Who Will Resign During the Friday Afternoon News Dump This Week?


On Alec Baldwin, We Find Common Ground with Donald Trump's Morning Tweet


Afternoon Briefing: The White House Has Lost Control of Trump


Donald Trump Is Miserable; White House Morale Has Bottomed Out


Afternoon Briefing: Hope Hicks Announces Resignation; Trump Loses Grip on Sanity During Gun Reform Meeting


What The Hell Is Going On With The New York Times Opinion Pages?


Your Daily Shot and Chaser


There's Drama Inside the White House as Trump Pits John Kelly Against His Own Family


Jared Kushner Breaks the Law, And Loses His Security Clearance


Barack Obama's Existence Is Like Throwing Shade on the Trump Administration


Warning: This Bonkers Trump Troll Cannot Be Unseen


There's No Media Training For Acting Like A Human Being: Ivanka Trump Edition


Can We Just Talk for a Minute About the Armed Security Guard Who Bailed During a School Shooting


The Parkland Students Are Making a Fool of Trump, and He Hates It


Amy Poehler Gets Profane with the NRA Over the Use of a 'Parks and Recreation' GIF


Marco Rubio Delivers Humiliating Self-Own During CNN Gun Reform Debate


Linda Belcher Scores Victory In The Heart Of Trump Country


Wait. Did Twitter Actually Do A Good Thing?!?


Republicans Sink to a New Low as as They Continue to Take Shots at the Parkland, Florida Students


Karma Bites Trump Dating Website In the Ass


Bob 'Can't Stop, Won't Stop' Mueller Hands Down Another Indictment


Are Republicans Leading in the Congressional Generic Poll Now?


Social Media Pummeled Spineless Mitt Romney After He Accepted Donald Trump's Endorsement


Armed Teachers: This Is Just More Evidence Of America's Utter Failure To Protect Its Schools


The Students from Parkland Are Amazing, and They Are Taking It To Trump and the GOP


President's Day Reminder: Donald Trump Is a Fluke, an Historical Mistake in our Democracy


Terrified of Being Thought of As Illegitimate, President Trump Melts Down on Twitter


Mueller's Latest Indictments Don't Prove Donald Trump Is an Illegitimate POTUS, But They Do Provide Powerful Evidence


A Tearful Jimmy Kimmel to Donald Trump on the Florida Shooting: 'You've Literally Done Nothing'


The U.S. Senate, Forever Worthless, Leaves DREAMers in Limbo


Florida School Shooter Was a White Supremacist, Trump Supporter


If You Don't Want Our Kids Shot in Biology Class, Don't Vote for Anyone Who Accepts Money from the NRA


Twitter Responses From Kids Terrorized By The Latest School Shooting Give Us Hope For The Future


For V-Day, a Horrifyingly Creepy Real-Life Example of How Not To Ask Someone On a Date


Chief of Staff John Kelly's Days Are Numbered


Now the FBI is Directly Contradicting the White House on the Rob Porter Timeline


The Rob Porter Coverup Is More Insidious Than Previously Believed


Morning Briefing: It's Infrastructure Week Again. God Help Us All


Donald Trump Defends Rob Porter's Character, Continues to Sympathize with Abusers and Predators


Is It Fair To Ridicule Trump On His Looks, Part II: The Flappening


The Republican Party Does Not Give a Sh*t About Women


Let's Nobody Throw A 'We Love The FBI' Party Just Yet, OK?


What Martin Luther King Actually Thought About Car Commercials


UPDATED: White House Aide and Hope Hicks Boyfriend, Rob Porter, Resigns Amid Abuse Allegations


The President Has An Evangelical Advisory Board and A Member Says There Is No Flu Season


Britons Take to Twitter to Respond Angrily to Donald Trump's Tweet Attacking Their Health Service


Twitter Reacts to the Release of the Laughably Weak Nunes Memo


Six Months Into Anthony Scaramucci's 15 Minutes Of Fame, And He's Still Moochin' It Up


An Overview of The Nunes Memo: What's In It and What is at Stake?


'Full Frontal' Covers Trump's 'Speak Loudly In A Threatening And Nonsensical Manner, And Carry A Big, Huge, The Biggest Stick' Policy


Morning Briefing: Trump Returns to Twitter, Lies; Plus Why Trey Gowdy Really Quit Congress


Trump Supporters Debating a DACA Recipient on Jimmy Kimmel Is Surprising, But Not in the Way You Expect


Yeah, But The Real Story Is How Angry Melania Trump Is with Her Husband


The Extraordinary, Nightmarish Last 24 Hours in Politics, Summarized


Nikki Haley Was Not a Fan of Hillary Clinton's Grammy's Appearance


Explosive Allegations in GOP 'Secret Memo' Suggest that Trump's Deputy AG Was ... Doing His Job?


How To Continue Resisting: 2018 Edition


In 10 Months, America Will Probably Vote On Whether Trump Should Be Impeached


Please Take 20 Seconds Out of Your Morning To Laugh at Sean Hannity


The Guggenheim Made the Perfect Counteroffer to Donald Trump's Request for a Van Gogh Painting


The Latest Idiotic GOP Conspiracy Theory Goes Up in Smoke


Damming Report Exposes an Elite 'Only Men Allowed' Charity Event in London: Black Ties, Politicians, and Harassed Hostesses in Skimpy Outfits


The Republican Defense of Pat Meehan's Sexual Harassment Payout (Probably)


The Unites States Senate is Racist By Its Very Nature


Donald Trump Moves the Goalposts On Acceptable Behavior and Then Rages When Others Do The Same


A Year Later: Remembering The Most Momentous Moment In Trump's Presidency


The Democrats Have Caved, and the Shutdown Has Been Cancelled


Dear Democrats: Don't Cave on the Government Shutdown


The #WomensMarch2018 in Pictures


That Time Where I Almost Agreed With Trump For A Full Five Seconds


The Judge In the Larry Nassar Case Suffers No Fools


Morning Briefing: If This Were ANY Other President


On the Brink of a Government Shutdown, Our Stable Genius Is Feuding with his Chief of Staff


Morning Briefing: The Girther Movement Is Hilarious, But It's Also Bullsh*t


Morning Briefing: GOP Senators Who Claim They Didn't Hear Trump Say 'Sh*thole' Have One Hell of a Cover Story


A Pastor Forcefully Denounced Trump's 'Sh*thole' Comments with Visibly Distressed Mike Pence in Attendance


Donald Trump's Supporters Tried To Arrest The Mayor Of London. It Didn't Go Too Well


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Is Shamelessly Gas-lighting America Again


Donald Trump Paid Off His Porn Star Mistress, Stormy Daniels, in 2016


It's Not Just That He's a Racist; It's that He's a Proud Racist


Morning Briefing: The Obama/Letterman Interview Is Moving, Hopeful, and Crushing


From Funny to Furious to Infuriating, The Media Weighs in on Shithole Gate


The Republicans Strategy For 2020 Is To . . . Kill Their Base?


Morning Briefing: Ya Boring, Donald Trump


The Sh*tty Media Men List Goes All 'I'm Spartacus'


What the Hell Is Going on with DACA Now?


Do We Seriously Need To Remind You That Doxxing Is A Bad Idea, Harpers?


Everything Trump Touches Turns to Sh*t, Even Things That Were Already Shit, Like Stephen Bannon


No, Poppets, Oprah Can't Be President


Morning Briefing: How Democrats and Republicans See the Exact Same Words in Wildly Different Ways


25 Fun Facts About The Golden Globe Awards


Michael Wolff's 'Fire and Fury' Is Basically a Malicious, Vindictive Steve Bannon Tell All


Jake Tapper Drums Stephen Miller Off the Air Because He Ain't Got Time for that Bullsh*t


The Country Is in a Very Dangerous Place Now, and It's Time for the GOP to Act


Conservative Councillor Aims To Cleanse The Streets Of Homeless Before Royal Wedding


The Winning Never Stops As Publishers Push Trump Tell-All Release Date to Tomorrow


Bombshell NYTimes Report Has the President Dead To Rights (If the President Were Anyone Other than Trump)


Eric Trump Doesn't Understand Twitter Algorithms and Screams About "Deep State" Connections


Morning Briefing: Yesterday's Episode of 'The White House' Was Completely Insane


The Donald Trump and Steve Bannon Feud is On: 'He Lost His Mind'


Steve Bannon Says Don Jr. Trump Tower Meeting with Russians Was 'Treasonous,' Suggests Kushner is F#@ked


Women of Hollywood Are Decreeing Time's Up for Sexual Predators Everywhere


Morning Briefing: Screeching Stack of Pumpkin Excrement Begins 2018 as Deranged as Ever


Some Final, Parting Words for the Year 2017


'The New York Times' Interview with Donald Trump As It Should Have Been Written


When Attacking 'Vanity Fair,' Get Your Sh*t Together, Donald Trump


Morning Briefing: Roy Moore Refuses to Take No for an Answer, Plus Another Dude Gets Fired for Sexual Misconduct


Prince Harry Interviews Barack Obama, Sidesteps Wedding Invitation Question


Morning Briefing: How Prince Harry Is Gonna Super Piss Off Donald Trump


Morning Briefing: The GOP is Bracing for a 'Bloodbath' in the Midterms


Thank You, President Butthole!


How the NYTimes Is Handling the Glenn Thrush Situation is Some Real Bullsh*t


Politics Aside, How Will the GOP Tax Bill Affect You?


Jill Stein is Being Investigated for Russian Collusion, and Twitter Is Loving It (But Should They Be?)


Some of the Best Names Found Posting Pro-Repeal Comments on FCC Website. Including: Barack Obama


Morning Briefing: As More Congressman Come Under Fire for Sexual Misconduct, Some Democrats Are Trying to Undo Franken's Resignation


Is President Trump Going to Fire Bob Mueller?


Ann Coulter Says Desperate Singles Shouldn't Fund Happy Families And Twitter Responds


How Ajit Pai Is Screwing Us (No, Not That, Another Way)


Morning Briefing: Buffoonish Trump Nominee to Federal Courts Embarrassingly Fails to Answer Basic, Softball Questions


The GOP Is In Tatters, and Robin Roberts Said 'Bye Felicia' to Omarosa on 'GMA,' So the News Ain't All Bad


Mid-Morning Briefing: General Kelly Fired Omarosa After She Caused a Scene Last Night


Morning Briefing: All Hail Black Voters; Congratulations Doug Jones; and Go F*ck Yourself, Steve Bannon


Roy Moore Rides A Horse To the Polls And Looks Like An Ass


Senator Kirsten Gillibrand is the Hero Democrats Need Right Now


Goddamn Hillbilly Is Breaking My Heart


Did Donald Trump Just Slut Shame Kirsten Gillibrand (Probably. But He'll Deny It)


Senator Gillibrand Calls On Trump To Resign After Accusers Renew Their Allegations


What Is Going On with Lindsey Graham? Is He Compromised?


Morning Briefing: More Congressional Sexual Harassers, More Damning Intel On the Trump Campaign


Al Franken Has Resigned


Becky With The Fried Hair, Tonka Loaderbot, Goes After Beyoncé on Twitter


Morning Briefing: The Last Hellacious 24 Hours in Politics Condensed into Bullet Points


Michael Flynn May Have the Noose to Hang Around Donald Trump's Neck


After Numerous Calls to Step Down, Al Franken to Make an Announcement Tomorrow


Quit. Resign. Drop the F--k Out. Go Away, Al Franken. You're Killing Us


Donald Trump Is Not the 'Time' Person of the Year, But He Is Responsible, Just Not in the Way He Wanted


John McCain's Request for More Twitter Followers Backfires In A Delicious Way


Mid-Morning Briefing: Mueller Officially Going After Trump's Financials Transactions


Tomi Lahren Warns of Toilet Paper Black Market If Bernie Sanders Becomes President


Donald Trump Officially Endorses Roy Moore, but What Does That Mean Politically?


Dead to Rights on Obstruction of Justice, President Trump Tries an Insane New Strategy


"He Should Be Charged With Inciting Racial Hatred": British Politicians React To Trump's Re-Tweets


Look At What Rep. Farenthold's $84K Sexual Harassment Settlement Could Have Bought Instead!


Jared Kushner Is Likely Toast


The Clear Solution to Twitter's Trump Problem


Paul Ryan Stumped By Question Asking Him the Difference Between Roy Moore and Donald Trump


Updated: Michael Flynn Is Prepared to Testify Against Donald Trump and His Family


Jimmy Kimmel Accepts Roy Moore's Challenge, Sweeps the Leg in Wicked Takedown


Evening Briefing: Obama Crowd Shames Trump Again and the GOP Tax Bill Hits a Snag


Jimmy Kimmel Owns Roy Moore In Twitter Feud, Because 2017


The Secretary of State and Director of the C.I.A. Expected to Be Even More Terrifyingly Right Wing-y In the Coming Weeks


For the Record, Al Franken and John Conyers Should Resign, As Well


What is the 'Unsolved Mystery' Surrounding Joe Scarborough that Trump Tweeted About This Morning?


Even [email protected]#ng InfoWars Thought Donald Trump's Tweets Went Too Far This Morning


Morning Briefing: What the Hell is Going On? Something Ain't Right


Net Neutrality News Round-Up: Brought To You By The Internet. We'll Miss You, Internet.


Trump Sticks His Foot in Mouth, Press Secretary Shoves It All the Way Down His Throat


Why Do Politicians Do Reality TV?


Is Our Terrible Political Nightmare Almost Over?


Morning Briefing: Donny Trash Won't Even Shut Up for the Holidays, and Franken Has Gotta Go


Morning Briefing: Everything We Would Say, Only with Much Better Jokes


Tacky: The Strange Excesses and Spoiled Scottishness of Louise Linton


Sh*tty Man of the Day, November 21st, 2017: Congressman John Conyers (Plus Charlie Rose's Co-Hosts are Pissed)


Sh*tty Man of the Day, November 20th, 2017: Glenn Thrush of the 'NYTimes'


A Second Allegation Surfaces Against Senator Al Franken


Morning Briefing: Why Donald Trump Talks Sh*t About Black People on Twitter


Highlights of the Worst that the GOP Tax Plan Has to Offer


Twitter Pounced On Donald Trump After He Called Al Franken Out for Sexual Harassment


Mitch McConnell, Democrats Call for Ethics Probe of Al Franken


Sh*tty Man of the Day: Senator Al Franken (Updated with Full Apology) (Updated Again with Tweeden's Response)


It's the Inbreeding; It's the Only Way to Explain It


Trump's Latest Tweet Actually Is Coherent; It's Just Insanely Pathetic


Hey Republicans! How Does It Feel to Be Hoodwinked By Your Own Party?


Everything We Know About Brett J. Talley, the Dipsh*t Trump Nominated to the Federal Bench


Morning Briefing: This Business with Jeff Sessions Is Incredibly Unsettling


Roy Moore Update: Christ, How Has This Guy Not Resigned Yet?


Morning Briefing: Republicans Take a Stand Against Keurig for Taking a Stand Against Pedophilia


Morning Briefing: More Roy Moore Fallout, and Victim-Shaming Sean Hannity Must Be Fired


Alabama Senate Candidate Accused of Initiating Sexual Encounters with Underage Women


Morning Briefing: Someone Implicated in the Mueller Probe Has Vanished, Plus Trumpcare is Crushing It!


About November 8


Briefly (Very Briefly), Here's How Fox News Is Covering Election Night


Takeaways from Election Night 2017: Be Like Danica Roem


Omarosa Manigault Is About To Hear "You're Fired" Again


Morning Briefing: Trump Hits New Approval Lows, and Carter Page Is a Wreck of a Human Being


Must Try Harder: Responses To The Westminster Sexual Misconduct Scandals, Graded


The Latest on the Russian Probe, Including Donald Trump Jr.'s Quid Pro Quo


5 Ways In Which Trump Has Embarrassed Himself and America on His Asia Trip, So Far


Morning Briefing: It's Going To Be One Of Those Days


Women in Hijabs Aren’t Your Enemy


Morning Briefing: Ladies and Gentleman, Your Dumbass President Pulled a Nixon Twitter


Evening Briefing: 'You Can't Go Any Lower. [Trump] Is F--ked'


A Brief But Damning Timeline Showing the Trump Campaign's Attempts to Collude with Russians


Morning Briefing: General John Kelly Is a Bad Man; A Really Bad Man


Twitter Reacts to What Passed for a Press Conference by Sarah Huckabee Sanders


Third Indictment Ties Directly to Collusion Between Trump's Campaign and Russia


Reckless Speculation: Robert Mueller Probably Already Has the Goods on Kushner


UPDATED: It's Indictment Day, and as Expected, It's Paul Manafort (Now Including Charges)


Saturday Briefing: Mueller Files Charges, Republicans Lose their Damn Minds


What the Hell Is the Deal with Whitefish Energy?


Our Dumbass President Just Gave Tons of Free Exposure to an Impeachment Campaign Against Him


Morning Briefing: Dear Men, a Woman's Shoulder Is Not a Resting Place for Your Dicks


Morning Briefing: So, Are We're Going to F--king Impeach Hillary Now or What?


Breaking: The Clinton Campaign Paid for the Steele Dossier, Which, Like, Duh?


Another Not Completely Terrible GOP Senator Retires, Trashes Trump On His Way Out


UPDATED: Morning Briefing: POTUS is in a Lame Diss War With a Tennessee Senator


Morning Briefing: And Now Donald Trump Is Directly Arguing with a Gold Star Widow on Twitter


Morning Briefing: This Was Donald Trump's Fault from the Very Beginning; Don't Forget That


There Is No Body Double Melania Trump Conspiracy Because We Can't Have Any Fun


Afternoon Briefing: Donald Trump Double-Dog Dares Rep. Wilson to Repeat Her Statement


“I Have The Best Words.” Trumpspeak And Its Relationship With The Truth


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Serves Himself Up On a Spit


Are We Better or Worse Off with President Trump Versus President Pence?


The Morning Briefing: The Alternate Reality of America's Harasser in Chief


How Would-Be Trump Supporters Tarnished These Eight 2017 Movies


Donald Trump Told a Really F**ked Up Lie About President Obama Today


Donald Trump Is Pulling Obamacare Subsidies. What Does It Mean? (Spoiler Alert: We're F**ked)


Morning Briefing: The President Has Lost His Goddamn Mind


Fox News Anchor Who Is Not Shep Smith Suggests Donald Trump 'Failing as a Human Being'


Shut the F*ck Up, Tucker Carlson


Now We Know Why Tillerson Called Trump a Moron, and Yup, He's a Moron


Morning Briefing: Trump Provokes Another Morning of Chaos and Panic


The Debate Over the Mental Fitness of the President Begins in Earnest


Morning Briefing: We Could All Die Today. Or Maybe Not. We'll See!


'Clear The Dead Libyan Bodies Away': Boris Johnson, Trump, Clinton and the Western Imperial Consensus


#MoronGate Day 2 and the 'Suicide Pact' Between Three Crucial Cabinet Members


Rex Tillerson Makes Statement as #Morongate Extends Into the Afternoon


Morning Briefing: Sec. of State Rex Tillerson Called Donald Trump a 'Moron'; He's Not Wrong


You'd Think at This Point Donald Trump's World Could No Longer Shock Us; You'd Be Wrong


Jimmy Kimmel Gets It


Don't Play The Game This Time


No One Deserves This


Donald Trump Accuses Puerto Rico of Being Lazy, Is Golfing, Can F*ck Himself Sideways with a Hair Brush


Sifting Through The Big Pile Of Sh**, Or The First Nine Months Of Trump


A Partial Autopsy of Megyn Kelly's First Week on NBC's Today Show


Here's the Single Best Example of Great Leadership in Our Country in the Last 9 Months


GOP Senator Ben Sasse Hauls Off on Nazi Richard Spencer on Twitter


The Morning Briefing: Not Even Donald Trump Is Sold on Donald Trump's Tax Plan


The GOP Is in Shambles, and Trump Has Us Right Where He Wants Us


Evening Briefing: We Are So, So Sorry Alabama and Puerto Rico


Morning Briefing: It Was Never About the Goddamn Flag


Evening Briefing: F**k Off Dallas Cowboys, Donald Trump, and Mitch McConnell


Midday Briefing: Anthony Weiner, North Korea, and the Obamacare Repeal


The Morning Briefing: If We Survive It, This Will Be The Legacy of Donald Trump


Why I Support Them


Donald Trump Picked the Wrong Goddamn Fight This Time


Experts Side with Jimmy Kimmel, Who Goes Another Round with the Cassidy Graham


All the Ways in Which Paul Manafort Is Completely and Totally F**ked


How's that Image Rehab Tour Going Now, Sean Spicer, You 'Giant Festering Abscess'


Jimmy Kimmel Goes Full Letterman on Cassidy, Graham, and Fox News


The New GOP Bill Essentially Pits Red States vs. Blue States (with One Potential Upside)


Jimmy Kimmel Lashes Out Against New GOP Healthcare Plan: Bill Cassidy 'Lied to My Face'


Doubling Down (On The Worst Ad Ever) With Dan Helmer!


The Trump Administration Are Not Your Friends


Midday Briefing: Donald Trump Finds New Venues with Which to Embarrass America


This Is The Worst ... You Know What? Don’t Click. It’s Too Painful


Morning Briefing: The Only 'Adult' In the White House Is Not a Very Smart Man


The Internet Was Rightfully Not Thrilled About Sean Spicer's Appearance at the Emmys


Great! Now We Know Where Everyone Stands on DACA and The Wall


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump's Waffling, Deranged Thought Process over the Last 12 Hours


Morning Briefing: Let's Just Savor Ted Cruz's Hilariously Terrible Morning


Ted Cruz Likes Hardcore Twitter Porn


Morning Briefing: Damnit, The Other Timeline Had Steve Bannon Licking George Clooney's Ass


Bernie Sanders Needs To Take Hillary's Name Out Of His Mouth


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Is Officially in 'F*ck It' Mode


Morning Briefing: 'House Speaker Paul Ryan Is Furious'


Evening Briefing: In Bizarro World Day, The President Loses His Damn Mind


Morning Briefing: Old Man Yells At Storm Clouds


President Obama Call's Trump's DACA Rollback a 'Cruel' 'Political Decision'


Democrats Are Going to Help Trump Pay for that Goddamn Wall, Aren't We?


Morning Briefing: Once Again, A Cruel Donald Trump Takes the Chickensh*t's Way Out


Morning Briefing: Beware of Breaking News the Friday Night Before Labor Day


Would the Secret Service Actually Die for Trump?


Not a Good Look for 'Christians' This Morning


A Presidential Study in Contrast: Hurricane Edition


Who Is James McNaughton and Why Does He Paint Insanity?


Afternoon Briefing: Donald Trump Opens Mouth, Idiotic Word Salad Drools Out


Morning Briefing: Our Isolated, Mentally Unstable President Is Appealing to Lunatics


Morning Briefing: A Top Advisor Rebukes Trump, On the Record


Donald Trump Is Twitter Ranting Again, While Mike Pence Is Delusional


Morning Briefing: What a Sh*tshow of a Night


Twitter Shuts Down a WashPo Reporter Who Tried to Normalize Trump After Last Night's Speech


McConnell PAC Delivers a Devastating Attack Ad on Potential Trump-Backed Opponent in Arizona


Boris and the Trumps: Why Do They Want Power?


This Week In 'Seriously Fuck That Guy': Bigots Lose Bigly


Morning Briefing: Stephen Bannon Goes to War Against the White House


Boston Ain't Putting Up With Any of That White Supremacy Nonsense Today


Stephen Bannon Is On His Way Out (Finally)


Morning Briefing: Just Madness and Chaos, As Everyone is Defecting Except Pence


Financial Journalists Eviscerate Claims that Trump Is Responsible for Stock Market, Jobs Growth


Obvious Point is Obvious, and Yet ...


Morning Briefing: Steve Bannon Basically Calls Trump a Blustering Idiot


Hypocrites, Personal Life, and Political Leanings


Donald Trump Tries to Break Up with His Advisory Council Before They Break Up With Him


We Got This: How Monica Lewinsky & Chelsea Manning Are Saving Twitter


Morning Briefing: A Few Things to Take Heart In Today


More Social Media Reactions and Denunciations To Trump's Unhinged Presser


Donald Trump Flips Out, Starts Blaming 'Alt-Left' For Charlottesville


'Big Brother' Is Trump's America


Afternoon Briefing: Everyone Is Pressuring Trump to Fire Bannon, Which Of Course Means He Won't


Senator Al Franken Calls Out Neo-Nazis And Trump On National Television


The President Is Racist; Can We Please Stop Debating that Point Now?


Jimmy Fallon Finally Has His Come to Jesus Moment on Trump, But Is It Too Late?


Charlottesville: Privilege, Identity, and Why We Fight


GoDaddy Finally Shuts Down Vile, Evil Neo-Nazi Website After Its Ugly Slandering of Heather Heyer


Donald Trump Condemns CEO for Standing Up to Racism, But Still Won't Condemn Actual Racists


Here's John Oliver on Donald Trump's Refusal to Disavow Nazis


Sunday Briefing: The Day After the Worst Day of the Trump Presidency


Update: Car Plows Into Counter-Protestors in Charlottesville Terrorist Attack


Donald Trump Has F**ked Himself with North Korea


CNN Fires Jeffrey (Sh*t)Lord, Finally


Former Trump Staffers Engage in Heated Baby Drama in Tabloids, Twitter


Morning Briefing: The Latest on North Korea, GOP Infighting, and Monica Lewinsky


The Donald Trump Translatornomitron 3000


So, Here's the Thing ...


The FBI Conducted a Predawn Raid on the Home of Paul Manafort; How Was Your Morning?


Morning Briefing: The Fate of the Planet Rests In This Man's Hands. You Feel Good About That, America?


Afternoon Briefing: While the World Goes To Hell, Trump Is Still Trumpin'


Fake Pajiba T-Shirt Model Also a Fake Donald Trump Supporter


Mike Pence, Who Is Definitely Running for President in 2020, Definitely Doesn't Want Trump To Know That


This One Goes Out To All Our Anti-Trumper Friends Who Worry That Nothing Will Ever Happen


Evening Briefing: Bob Mueller Impanels a Grand Jury in Russian Probe, Issues Subpoenas


Take Back The House, 2018 Edition


Trump Supporters Were Right That Trump Is The Businessman President. They Were Just Wrong About The Business


Trump’s Calls with Mexican and Australian Leaders Leaked, and Oh My God


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Lashes Out After Russia's Prime Minister Humiliates Him


Twitter Reacts to the Appalling Comments of White House Senior Racist, Stephen Miller


The 6 Most Bizarre Passages from Donald Trump's Interview with the 'Wall Street Journal'


NPR: The White House May Have Been Intimately Involved in Orchestrating the Seth Rich Conspiracy


Evening Briefing: Another Bombshell Puts Donald Trump in Legal Jeopardy. Again.


The Horrifying John McCain 'Jokes' No One Talks About


Donald Trump Fires Anthony Scaramucci. Already.


Midday Briefing: Republicans Are Turning Against Republicans


Evening Briefing: Priebus is Out, as The White House Bloodbath Continues


We Are Not Gloating; I Repeat, This is NOT Gloating 🎉 🙌 🎉


Morning Briefing: Murkowski, Collins and McCain Saved Healthcare Last Night (Thank You)


UPDATE: Here is Exactly Where the Insanity on the Health Care Bill Stands


Anthony Scaramucci's Interview with a 'New Yorker' Reporter is Clown-Car Batsh*t


If Mueller Is Fired, Is that the Beginning of the End for Trump?


Morning Briefing: The White House Has Hit Critical Dysfunction


Maggie Haberman on People Inside the White House: 'They Are Scared'


Morning Briefing: Trump Delivers Blow To Transgender Community; Susan Collins Thinks He Is 'Crazy'


Senate Votes Yes on Motion to Proceed to Debate the Death of Obamacare


A Moment of Levity: Susan Collins Sh*t Talks a GOP Congressman on a Hot Mic


Here's What's Happening with the Obamacare Repeal Vote Today


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Is Just Torturing Jeff Sessions Now


Donald Trump Ranting and Raving at the Boy Scouts Is Beyond F**ked


Morning Briefing: Mondays, Amirite, Kushner?


Review: 'Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets' Is All Gorgeous Wrapping Paper Around an Empty Box


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump Opens Up Another Can of Worms, Dumps Them All Over Himself


Bob Mueller to Donald Trump: Go F*ck Yourself


A McDonald's Employee Could Easily Afford Donald Trump's Idea of What Health Insurance Is


Morning Briefing: Trump Sons Miserable, Resent Kushner; No One Is Scared of Donald Trump


Things John Oliver Warned Us About: Civil Asset Forfeiture


Evening Briefing: Trump Throws Sessions Under the Bus; John McCain Diagnosed with Brain Cancer


Morning Briefing: Remember When GOP Rep. Kevin McCarthy Joked That Putin Pays Trump? Yeah, That Wasn't a Joke


Mitch McConnell's Repeal-Only Gambit Quickly Blows Up In His Face


Morning Briefing: Donald Trump's Only Concern Continues to Be Erasing the Legacy of a Black Man


Two More Republican Senators Come Out Against Trumpcare, Dealing Possible Deathblows


Midday Briefing: Donald Trump Admits Collusion, Says Everybody Does It


Something New and Incredibly Damning Is Breaking Every Hour About the Don Jr. Meeting


Morning Briefing: Oh Yeah, Don Jr. Forgot to Mention THERE WAS A RUSSIAN SPY in That June 9th Meeting


Trump’s Adult Children, Ranked From Least to Most Awful


Kellyanne Conway Used Flash Cards On 'Hannity,' and Dear God, They Never Learn, Do They?


No. God, Please No, No, No!


Circumstantial Evidence That Trump Knew About His Son's Meeting, in 6 Tweets


Who Wins The Internet Day of Action?


The White House is Melting Down, Pointing Fingers at Each Other


A Japanese Blogger Just Blew a Crater in the Amelia Earhart Theory


Donald Trump Jr. Posted the Emails and Bless His Poor Stupid Heart


Morning Briefing: Someone In the White House s Actively Trying to F*ck Over Donald Trump Jr.


The Pros and Cons of Turning our Politicians Into Memes


Chelsea Clinton Beautifully Mocks Trump's Word Garbage


Morning Briefing: The Bottom Drops Out Again for the Trump Administration Again


Australian Journalist's Searing Assessment of Trump and America is Absolutely Brutal


Briefly, What We Know from the Trump/Putin Meeting (It's Not Good)


Chicago's Diploma Plan Is The Stupidest F*cking Thing You'll Ever Hear


Trump at the G20, So Far, Summed Up in Four Images


Morning Briefing: Rachel Maddow Will Blow Up Your Sh*t, White House


Quick Follow Up Question Here, President Trump!


The Democrats Need to Announce a 2020 Candidate Immediately Because Facts Are Getting Their Asses Kicked


Unfriending My Trump-Supporting Dad Was Essential Self-Care


The Twitter President: Why Do We Keep Tweeting at Trump?


Trying Hard To Be As Relentlessly Optimistic As Cory Booker


No, Dummies, CNN Did Not Blackmail the Trump Meme Maker #CNNBlackmail


Trump Supporters Triggered after NPR Tweets the Declaration of Independence, But This Is Not About That


But Both Sides: The Poisonous Milquetoast of Chris Cillizza


'Morning Joe' Co-Hosts Tells a Chilling Story About Trump's Attempts to Blackmail Them


Signs of Potential Collusion Between Russian Hackers and the Trump Campaign Surface


How Identity Politics Nearly Destroyed, But Then United a Small, Online Community


Ted Cruz Has Come Up with a Healthcare Compromise That's Either Evil or Pure Evil


Donald Trump's Attacks on 'The Morning Joe' Hosts This Morning Got Uncomfortably Personal


How Much Does It Cost to Stay in Power? One Billion Pounds, Apparently


Donald Trump Is Feeling Very Defensive This Morning About How Unbelievably Stupid He Is


There's Layers Of Hilarity And Irony In Trump's Latest Fake News Scandal


Sarah Palin Is Suing the NYTimes For Insinuating Her Political Rhetoric Led To Gun Violence


The Senate Health Care Bill Has Stalled, Hopefully Permanently


Goddamnit, CNN


Morning Briefing: The World Hates Our President, and The Healthcare Bill Still Looks Shaky


Ivanka Trump is the Most Sinister Motherf*cker in the Room


An Explainer on the Supreme Court's Decision Today on Trump's Travel Ban


Trump Begins the Morning with an Anti-Obama Screed, Accusing Him of Collusion


Morning Briefing: It's Another Sh*t Show Day in the World of Politics


Under the Trump Administration, Housing for the Poor In This Country is Terrifyingly F*cked


Will It Pass? Bullet Points On the Senate Obamacare Repeal Bill


Please Stop Saying the Russians Didn't Alter Any Votes in the 2016 Election


Republicans Think They're in the Drivers' Seat Now. Think Again, Bitches


Boris Johnson's Sister Thinks That 'Theresa May is a Victim of the Grenfell Fire As Well'


Paul Ryan's Wisconsin Challenger Just Released His First Ad, and It is Paul Ryan Kryptonite


Stephen Bannon Offers a Pitifully Dubious Explanation for the Lack of On-Camera Press Briefings


CNN's Jim Acosta Is Furious With 'Useless,' 'Pointless' White House Press Briefings


Twitter Reacts to Hearing Jared Kushner Speak for the First Time


Fox News Lights Up Donald Trump's New Attorney


Even by Today's Standards, This is a Profoundly Cynical and Inhumane Political Statement


Alex Jones Releases Entire Pre-Interview with Megyn Kelly, And It's Something Something


Now Trump Is Inexplicably Attacking Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein, Who May Have to Recuse Himself


Midday Briefing: As Investigation Tightens, Trump Lashes Out


The Violent Toxicity of Social Media is Relatively New to Republicans, But It's Not New to Politics


President Trump Is Now Officially Under Criminal Investigation


Hung Parliament: Observing Politics Through Fan-Fiction


GOP Baseball Game Shooter Identified; It's Probably a Good Day to Avoid Social Media


House Majority Whip, Rep. Steve Scalise, Injured In Early Morning Shooting Involving Congressional Baseball Game


Let's Talk Live About the Jeff Sessions Senate Intelligence Hearing


Morning Briefing: The Trump Firing Mueller Story Has Legs


Evening Briefing: Another Terrible Day for Trump is a Good Day for America


Twitter Hammers Ivanka Trump Over Her Latest Attempt to Feign Naïveté


Morning Briefing: The Weekend Brought Only More Bad News for the White House


Despite All The Stabbing, Depicting Trump As Julius Caesar Is Not An Attack On Him


Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill Shames the Hell Out of Orrin Hatch Over Trumpcare Debate


A Measured, Muted Reaction to Jeremy Corbyn's Historic Victory


The Front Pages of the Nation's Newspapers Contradict Donald Trump's Vindication Claims


The UK's General Election Teaches Theresa May That Pride Comes Before A Fall


The Best Typos From Trump and His Associates


Twitter Reacts to John McCain's Bizarre Questions to James Comey


Let's Talk Live About the James Comey Senate Intelligence Hearing


Twitter Goes Wild Over Ivanka's 'Us Weekly' Cover


Morning Briefing: The White House is Miserable, and That's a Great Thing


James Comey's Opening Remarks for the Senate Intelligence Committee Confirm Everything


Basic Journalism: Let’s Talk About Megyn Kelly


Maine Senator Angus King Fiercely Bears Down on FBI, DNI, et. al, During Senate Hearing Re: Trump/Russia


Debunking Some Tory Lies Ahead of the UK General Election


Evening Briefing: Everything Is Unraveling For Donald Trump


HBO Should Save 'Real Time' But Cancel the Host


The Twitter Bot That's Kellyanne Conway's Worst Nightmare


'Morning Joe': 'Donald Trump Clearly Has a Personality Disorder And It's Getting Worse


Evening Briefing: 25 Year Old Arrested for Leaking Top Secret Document Re: Russian Hacking


Breitbart Reporter Fired for Bigoted Tweets Now Trying to Crowdfund Hate to Pay Medical Bills


Good Morning, and Welcome to Another Terrifying Week in Trump's America


Midday Briefing: The Noose Tightens Around Trump, While Paul Ryan Gets a Formidable Challenger


Feminism Didn't Fuel The Obesity Crisis, Capitalism Did


The Mayor Of Pittsburgh Slams Trump, Over And Over Over Paris Agreement


LGBTQA Community: With Allies Like Ivanka, Who Needs Bigoted F*ckwits?


Men's Rights Activists Rethink Their Strategy Re: 'Wonder Woman'


When It Comes to 'Defending' Kathy Griffin, Just Pull a Canada: A Rant


A Sober and Cynical Perspective on the Trump-Russia Collusion Question is Strangely Reassuring


The Best Twitter Reactions to Donald Trump's 'Covfefe' Tweet


Let's Play A Game Where We Pretend We're Russian Intelligence


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Morning Briefing: Brace Yourselves, Because There Are Shaky, Uncertain Times Ahead


My God: Sean Spicer May Just Outlast Jared Kushner


Joe Scarborough on The Republican Party: 'My Party Is Going Straight to Hell'


It's Not Right to Judge People by Their Looks, But in These Cases We'll Make an Exception: Just Some Weirdass-Looking Politicians


Greg Gianforte Won in Montana, But the Trend Bodes Very Poorly for the GOP Nationally


Do We Really Need To Say It? Melania Trump Is No Feminist Hero


Morning Briefing: More Bad News for Sessions, Hannity, Priebus; Gianforte Fall-Out


Al Franken Really, Really Hates Ted Cruz


Donald Trump Had a Super Awkward Hang with the Pope Today


Fox News Retracts Seth Rich Story, but Mental Sean Hannity Continues to Peddle Conspiracy


Will Sean Hannity Be The Next Victim of the Trump Administration?


Hey America, Stop Trying To Make Louise Mensch Happen


Midday Briefing: Melania Rejects Her Husband, and Michael Flynn Pleads the Fifth


Morning Briefing: Trump Is a Child, Biden Disses Hillary


Joss Whedon And 'Mom' Support Planned Parenthood


We See You, Mike Pence, and We Know Exactly What's Up


The Trump Women: Feminism, Sympathy and Doing Their Damn Jobs


Say Goodbye to Sean Spicer's Daily Press Briefings


Roger Ailes, Former Fox News CEO, Dies


Morning Briefing: Trump Tweets, Mike Pence Now Ensnared In Michael Flynn Scandal


The DOJ Has Appointed a Special Prosecutor into the Russian Investigation, and They're Not F*cking Around


"It Hurt My Feelings": The Political Life and Failure of Jimmy Fallon


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Morning Briefing: Donald Trump is Having a Swell Day!


The Immediate Fallout from the Latest -- Yes, Within the Last 3 Hours -- Damning Trump Scandal


H.R. McMaster, Basically: 'Donald Trump Isn't a Traitor, He's a Moron'


What's the Deal with Seth Rich, The DNC Operative That Right-Wing Nutjobs Believe Hillary Clinton Had Murdered?


Twitter Is Not Going To Save You This Time, F*ckface Von Clownstick


Donald Trump Just F*cked Up Again, Big League


Kellyanne Conway Hates Donald Trump, According to 'Morning Joe'


The President of the United States Thinks Exercise Is a Left-Wing Conspiracy


An Expert, Ahem, Weighs in On Donald Trump's Tax Letter


Please, The Rock, Don't Run For President


Good Morning: Donald Trump Is Now Publicly Threatening Former FBI Director James Comey


Playing the Long Game on Donald Trump's Impeachment


Get Ready to Have 'Parks & Rec' Ruined For You Forever


Why Does Mike Huckabee Think He’s Funny?


Trump Decries Colbert's Language As "Filthy," But It Gets Dumber


Dear Feminists: Never Stop Eye-Rolling at Kellyanne Conway


White House Surprised After the Russians 'Tricked' Them


Donald Trump Has Committed a Felony; the Evidence Is Now Overwhelming


Go Ahead, GOP Chickensh*ts: Say It Was About Hillary's Emails Again


Real Reason for Hope That a Special Prosecutor Will Be Appointed to Investigate Trump's Ties to Russia


Joe Scarborough Destroys a Trump Spokesperson After She Suggests It's Time to Move on from the Russia Investigation


By Firing James Comey, Donald Trump Has Doomed His Presidency


GOP Congressman Angrily Storms Out of Interview And Into An Angry Town Hall


Recapping the Extraordinarily Surreal Last 24 Hours in Politics


Don't Celebrate Too Much: Emmanuel Macron's Victory in France Now May Well Mean That Next Time it's Le Pen


Debra Messing Takes Aim at Ivanka Trump in Her GLAAD Acceptance Speech


The Horror Story Trump Supporters Might Throw In Your Face


The Guy Trolling Paul Ryan in this Photograph is the Hero America Deserves


Let's Bask in the Glory of the Scathing Reviews for Ivanka Trump's Book


Now Wait A Second: It's Too Early to Make Plans to Send Your Ashes to GOP Congressmen


Illinois Republican Adam Kinzinger Obliterated on Twitter for House Vote Today


Why Did They Sing "Na Na Na Na, Hey-Hey-Hey Goodbye" on the House Floor?


Feminized Fascism: Ivanka and Marine Are Not Our Allies


The Trumpcare Bill That You Couldn't Possibly Imagine Being Worse Is Actually Worse


Stephen Colbert Addresses Bullsh*t #FireColbert Controversy


The Key Details Everyone Should Know About Trumpcare Before the House Votes On It


Just Who Is Joe Walsh, Besides An Ass on Twitter?


Re: Reports Ivanka Trump Cried Over Her Father's 'Access Hollywood' Tape


A Brief History of Political Censorship of Art & Pop Culture in Modern America


'Morning Joe' Spent the Morning Suggesting that Donald Trump Is Suffering from Dementia


Sean Spicer's Tortured Inner Monologue While Trying to Defend Trump's Latest Dangerously Idiotic Statement


Trump and Jackson Don’t Have This In Common But They Absolutely Should


Will Someone Please Tell Theresa May to Stop Repeating the Same Old Catchphrases?


Pouty Donald Trump Ends an Interview After He Gets a Question He Doesn't Like


Donald Trump Is Officially the Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With at a Party


Interviewing Donald Trump Is a Frustrating, Hopeless Endeavor


'The Daily Show's' Hasan Minhaj Roasts Donald Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner


Presidential Daughters: Why Men Love Ivanka and Fear Chelsea


Louise Mensch, The Palmer Blog, and the Dangers of Fake News on the Left


Donald Trump Continues to Defy Parody, and Here Is Proof


Day 98: Sean Spicer Blames Michael Flynn on President Obama


Why Are Fox News' Jesse Watters and GOP Rep. Jason Chaffetz Taking Unexpected Vacations?


A Brief Summary of the Trump Engineered Political Hellscape of the Last Few Hours


Fox News Scumbag Jesse Watters Denies Making Blow Job Remark About Ivanka That He Totally Made


White House Refuses Document Request Pertaining to Michael Flynn, Could Be in Cover Up Mode


Oh, FFS, Leave Canada Out of This, Donald Trump


So, Things Are Going Really Great for Donald Trump Right Now


At Fox News, the Sexual Harassment Allegations Keep Coming


James Comey Cost Hillary the Election By Falling Into the Same Trap Most Of Us Did


British Snap General Election is a Move Straight Out of 'Star Wars'


Donald Trump Just Plain Embarrasses Himself with His Latest, Needless Lie


'It Is What It Is, Whaddya Gonna Do?' Is Not an Appropriate Response to Harassment


Now We Know What's at the Bottom of Donald Trump's Drained Swamp


Na Na Na Na Hey Hey-ey Goodbye, Bill O'Reilly


Looking Ahead to 2018: Jason Chaffetz Is Out, Ted Cruz Is Losing


Will Bill O'Reilly's Departure Reshape the Future of Fox News for the Better?


Why Republicans Should Be Sh*tting Their Pants Over Jon Ossoff's Showing in Georgia


Muslim Teen Shares Message From Her Father About Taking Off Her Hijab, Dismantles Islamophobic Assumptions In The Process


Donald Trump's First #EasterEggRoll Wasn't Exactly Spirited


Twitter Is Having a Blast at the Expense of of Donald Trump Jr. Right Now


Cited for 13 Health Code Violations, Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago Could Use a Few New Cooks in the Kitchen


How Social Media Reacted to the US Military's Decision to Drop the Mother of All Bombs in Afghanistan


Report: A Smoking Gun in Trump/Russia Investigation Exists


Republicans Are Really Bad At Analogies


The Most Heartening Statistic from the Democrats Loss In Kansas


Our President* Has No Respect for or Understanding of the Office of the President


A Calm and Nuanced Reaction to the Latest in American Politics


Trump is a National Embarrassment, but Maria Bartiromo? What the Hell?


The Definition Of Irony, Alanis, Is Ben Carson Trapped In A Public Housing Elevator


A Heaping Dose of Morning Bullshit Brought to You By Donald J. Trump


A Bad Day for Trump Just Got Worse, So Who Gets Sh*t-Canned First? Spicer? Or Bannon?


During Press Briefing, Sean Spicer Officially Out-WTF's Himself


The Syria Conflict Raises Every Concern We Had About the Trump Presidency


Could Three Upcoming Special Elections Portend a Bloodbath for the GOP in the Midterms?


Would A Nationwide Sex Strike Ever Work In America?


Donald Trump Continues to Defy Parody at Neil Gorsuch Swearing-In Ceremony


Twitter's #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump Is Here To Make You Forget WWIII


Up is Down, Left is Right: The Political Fall-Out of Trump's Syrian Airstrike


Syria: Whether the West Acts or Not, There Will Be a Price


Donald Trump, Who Has No F**king Clue, Orders Military Strike on Syria


Michael Caine Voted For Brexit Because Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn


All the Stephen K. Bannon Drama That Has Unfolded in the Last 24 Hours


So The Pod Save America Boys Were On Colbert Last Night


Updated: Now We Know WHY Devin Finally Recused Himself From the Russian Investigation


Nearly 50 Advertisers Have Abandoned Bill O'Reilly, But Now What?


What Stupid Sh*t Did Donald Trump Say Today?


Stephen Bannon Ousted from the National Security Council In What May Be the First Move of Many


CNN's Don Lemon Gets Cheeky with Bill O'Reilly


Even ISIS Knows The US Is 'Being Run By An Idiot'


Fox News Doesn't Care That Bill O'Reilly Is a Pig, But Capitalism May Bury the F*cker


The Guy Being Praised by the White House for Pushing the Susan Rice Story Is a Real Piece of Work


Hey, Democrats? Trump's Impeachment Isn't Really Our Goal


GOP Healthcare is Back, and It Is Uglier than Ever


Trump's Conflicts of Incest


Let Political Twitter Make You Laugh Before You Cry


You Heard The Nice Homophobe, Give God His Rainbows Back


Fox News and Donald Trump Are Trying to Manufacture a Controversy Where None Exists


Here's What Happened This Weekend in the World of Politics


Is Paul Ryan Hotter With the Beard or Without?


Power Ranking GOP's Best Dad Bods


Mike Pence's Interview with 'Time' Magazine This Morning Turned Inexplicably Awkward


Surely Donald Trump's Announcement Of Sexual Assault Awareness Month Is An April Fool's Joke


Pornhub's Encryption Won't Save Us From Internet Privacy Rollback, But Congress May Get Their Comeuppance


Who Knew Bush and McCain Could Deliver So Much Shade?


The Last Six Hours in Politics Have Been Interesting


Devin Nunes Was Fed Intel From the White House, and That's Just the Beginning, Folks


Mike Pence's Relationship with His Wife is ... Something Something


The Least Brexit Supporters Could Do Is Hang The Union Flag Correctly


North Carolina is Turning Into Your Embarrassing Uncle No One Wants To Talk To


UPDATED: A Compelling New Theory Emerges on Devin Nunes and Trump's Ties to Russia


Should Democrats Stop Being the Party of Abortion Rights?


No One Believes a Word Devin Nunes Is Saying Anymore


Ted Koppel Read Sean Hannity To Filth


Here's What Happened in Politics Over the Last 48 Hours


A Playlist For Paul Ryan To Cry To This Weekend


The Working Relationship Among GOP Leadership Is About to Get Really Awkward


Sen. Pat Roberts of Kansas Loves Pink Ribbons, But Not Insuring Mammograms


Trump's Secretary of Transportation Tweets A Train Wreck


What the Hell, Devin Nunes?


Trump's Budget Is The Stupidest Piece Of Stupid Sh*t You'll Ever Read


The Most Insane Quotes from Donald Trump's 'Time' Interview


Yes or No? Will the Republican Health Care Bill Pass the House of Representatives Today?


Trump Adviser Roger Stone Needs To Stop Dressing Like a Low Budget Movie Villain


FBI May Finally Finally Have Fire to Go with All that Smoke on Trump/Russia Collusion


The Investigation Into the Trump Wiretap Claims and Collusion with Russia Just Got Weirder


The Election Is Over, but Trump Voters Are Still As Dumb as Dog Piss


This Seems Like a Big Deal


Trevor Noah 'Offended' Over Tomi Lahren's Suspension from 'The Blaze'


Mike Huckabee Delivers the Year's Most Brutal Twitter Joke


Trump Angry Tweets During the House Intelligence Committee Hearing, Comey Forced to Respond


Ivanka Trump is Officially an Unofficial White House Staff Member and Other Horrors


One Quote That May Give Anti-Trumpers New Life After Yesterday's Disappointing House Intelligence Hearing


The FBI Is Now Investigating Breitbart for Possible Collusion with the Russians


The GOP's New Health Care Provision is a Bunch of Bullsh*t


Neo-Nazi Richard Spencer Has Lost One Way to Pay For His Sh*tty Haircut


Update: Tomi Lahren Suspended from 'The Blaze'


What We Know So Far From the House Intelligence Committee Hearing on Russia


Don't Worry: Trump's Budget Isn't Just Totally Heartless, It's Also Total Nonsense


Donald Trump's Approval Ratings Are Historically Bad


Lucius Malfoy Nails George Osborne's Balls To The Wall Over Newspaper Editing Gig


Ireland's Prime Minister Came to the White House and Put Donald Trump in His Place


Donald Trump on His Reading Habits: 'I Love Book!'


Evil Blondes Aren’t Just Movie Stereotypes Anymore


Calling Bullsh*t In the Age of Big Data


Colbert Mocks Rachel Maddow, Who Defends Herself on Fallon


Donald Trump Really Hates People Who Voted For Donald Trump


Liberals, Meet Us at Camera 3: Don't F*ck This Up


The Night That Rachel Maddow Let Me Down


Anderson Cooper Teases Potentially Bigger News than the Rachel Maddow News that Didn't Pan Out


Rep. Steve King Is A Racist, Stupid Piece Of Sh*t


What Do You Do When Liars Don't Care If You Know They're Lying?


Infamous British Columnist Thinks There Is A Conspiracy To Cover Up Terrorism Because It’s Not Politically Correct


Twitter Reacts to GOP Congressman's Assertion that Men Shouldn't Have to Pay for Prenatal Coverage


The GOP Congressmen Debating the Health Care Bill Are Breathtakingly Dumb


Race, Politics, and Three Barbershops in Two Countries


Asshole Bill O'Reilly Calls Andrea Mitchell 'Unruly' For Doing Her Goddamn Job


President Obama Responds to Donald Trump's Wiretapping Accusations the Way We All Should


The GOP Health Care Bill Is Getting Creamed, and Trump Has No Idea What Is In It


Al Franken Is Good Enough, Smart Enough, and Doggone It, He Is Pissed


Donald Trump Is Not Right in the Head, And We Should All Be Nervous


Never Forget: Republicans Hate Poor People


Paul Ryan Is Gonna Get His Ass Handed To Him Over the Obamacare Replacement Bill


What We Can Learn From a Day Without a Woman


GOP Congressman Jason Chaffetz Can Go to Hell


Guess Whose Grandfather Asked Not to Be Deported by the Government? Go On, Guess.


A Brief Guide to the Nightmarish Last 24 Hours of of the Trump Presidency


Twitter has FINALLY Suspended David Duke’s Account


It Looks Like Donald Trump Has a New Kellyanne Conway And She's Just as Awful


'We Are In Crisis,' Joe Scarborough, Accurately, On Donald Trump's Weekend Meltdown


Good Morning! Donald Trump Has Gone Mad on Twitter


Looks Like Trump's Big Attack on Reproductive Rights Isn't Working Out So Great


The Story Behind A Man Arrested for JCC Bomb Threats Is Gonna Get Weird


Here's the Dot Connecting Between Russia and Trump that the Media Won't Undertake


Senator Rand Paul Is Getting Real Pissy with His Republican Colleagues in the House


A Fascinating Contrast Between How the Press and the Military Viewed Trump's Navy SEAL Moment


Leading Republicans Are Now Turning Against Jeff Sessions


On Alec Baldwin, We Find Common Ground with Donald Trump's Morning Tweet


All Hell Breaks Loose, as the Press Digs Up More Dirt (and a Perjury Charge) on the Trump Campaign's Ties to Russia


Trump Signs Symbolic Bill to Encourage Women to Enter STEM, Probably Just for Photo-Op


Iowa Republican Trying to Remove Progressive Professors Caught Telling Embarrassing Lie About His Own Education


Who Wore The Oval Office Couch Better, Kal Penn Or Kellyanne Conway?


Important: The Supreme Court Delivers a Major Defeat to Racial Gerrymandering


Media Praises Leader of Free World For Not Sh*tting Himself for a Full Hour


If You Think Sean Spicer Has a Bad Temper Now, Read This One Thing He Wrote in College


Trump Thinks Jews Are Calling In Bomb Threats to Their Own Preschools but Ivanka Is Jewish So It's All Good


Here's the Difference Between Republicans and Theocrats


Tucker Carlson is So! Open! Minded! That He's Shouting! About! It!


White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Is a Useless Piece of Sh*t


Jon Stewart Implores the Media to Stop Whining About that Asshole Donald Trump


ICYMI, Even the Dictionary is Done With Kellyanne Conway's Sh*t


Bill Nye and Bernie Sanders Livestreamed Their Chat About Climate Change


Trump is a Golfer with a President Problem


Impeachment Is Now the Best Shot We Have To Avoid Being Steamrolled by White Nationalism


Tom Cotton Gets Destroyed By Woke 7-Year-Old, Ignores Woman Who Says She'll Die Without Obamacare


What To Do If You Ever Run Into Donald Trump Accidentally


What Trump's Trans Rights Move Really Means


A Very Mature And Measured Response To Trump's Ongoing Immigration Policies


Let's Celebrate This One Planned Parenthood Victory Before Everything Goes to Sh*t


The #Resistance Efforts at Town Halls Around the Country Last Night Are Giving Us Life


Milo Yiannopoulos Resigns from Breitbart One Day After Posting Plucky Status About How "This Will Not Defeat [Him]"


Why Did Sean Spicer Delete A Terrible Photo Of Trump And Replace It With A Worse One?


Only Donald Trump Could Make News Headlines By Speaking Out Against Antisemitism


What Saturday's Election for Chair of the Democratic National Committee Means for the Democratic Party


These Countries Are Picking Up Trump's Slack on Reproductive Rights


Simon & Schuster Just Cancelled Milo Yiannopoulos’s Book Deal, Which it Never Should Have Signed Anyway


Here's the Thing That Will Hopefully Kill Milo Yiannopoulos' Career (UPDATE: CPAC Cancels Milo)


So Chris Christie Spent Valentines Day How You'd Expect Him To


Jake Tapper Casually Reminds Breitbart He Owns Twitter


In the Wake of Trump's Press Conference, Some Conservatives Are Getting Antsy


The Definitive Take on Today's Trump Press Conference Comes From ... Fox News?


About That Question A Jewish Reporter Tried to Ask Before Donald Trump Shouted Him Down and Called Him a Liar


Let's Fancast 'American Horror Story: 2016 Election' With Ryan Murphy's Regulars


Donald Trump Really Is The Dumbest Motherf**ker, Isn't He?


Why Didn't John McCain Catch The Kiss Ashton Kutcher Blew At Him Today?


Senior Intelligence Official: '[Donald Trump] Will Die in Jail'


Is It Fair To Ridicule Trump's Staff About Their Looks?


Donald Trump's Morning Tweetstorm Is Not Helping His Case One Little Bit


Conservative Cable Newser 'Morning Joe' Will No Longer Book Kellyanne Conway


Donald Trump Is Good and Well F**ked Now, Isn't He?


Just a Casual Reminder Michael Flynn Led the "Lock Her Up" Chant at the RNC in July


Guess Who Was Behind Almost Every Anti-Choice Law in 2016!


Watch Kellyanne Conway's Trainwreck of an Interview on the 'Today' Show


Placing Odds On Which White House Staffer Donald Trump Will Fire Next


So There's No Way Trump Is Finishing His First Term, Right?


Hillary Clinton Tweets Shade at General Michael Flynn After He's Forced to Resign


Emily Ratajkowski Reminds Us There's So Many Non-Sexist Things to Shame Melania Trump


Oklahoma Rep. Non-Ironically Calls Pregnant Women "Hosts" to Defend Dehumanizing Anti-Abortion Bill


How Liberals in Britain View Donald Trump


This Photo Says It All About Donald Trump's Mental Illness


Is General Flynn a Sacrificial Lamb, or the Beginning of the End for Donald Trump?


Male Lawmakers in Oklahoma Write Law Requiring Written Consent of the Father for Women to Have Abortions


The Number of Americans Who Want Trump Impeached is Growing at an Alarming Rate


Another of Donald Trump's Advisors Is in Serious Legal Hot Water


Oh Sh*t: Now You've Done It, Trump. You've Made an Enemy of Dwayne Johnson


A Rowdy Utah Town Hall Leaves GOP House Representative Jason Chaffetz Rattled #Resistance #Persisted


Donald Trump Suffers Two Blows: One Debilitating and the Other Bizarre


The Trump Administration Once Again Turns a Mole Hill Into a Giant, Spewing Volcano


Leave It to Donald Trump to F*ck Up His One and Only Political Victory


Women Who Write about Their Abortions Deserve Our Thanks


Meanwhile, in Antarctica...


Twitter Took Trumpelstiltskin's "Easy D" and Ran With It


Donald Trump's Doing That Thing That Everyone Said Would Get Him Impeached


Donald Trump is Not a Very Bright Man


It Just Keeps Getting Worse for Donald Trump's First Military Action


It Was a Sh*tshow On the United States Senate Floor Last Night


Why It Matters that One in Three Americans Doesn't Know Obamacare is the ACA


Pennsylvania Could be the Next State to Succumb to Anti-Choice Extremism


How the Oral Arguments Over the Muslim Ban Shook Out in the 9th Circuit


GOP Representative Wants to Abolish DeVos' Department of Education


Betsy DeVos Confirmed; Twitter Reacts to the Darkest Timeline


'Look at All the GOOD That Came From the Charleston [Mass Shooting],' Says Oblivious Congressman


The Media Doesn't Care for Donald Trump's Latest Accusation


Good Thing Trump Is So Focused On Creating Jobs


Melania Trump Does Not Deserve Our Sympathy


Donald Trump Reportedly Was Not Happy About Melissa McCarthy's 'SNL' Sketch


Ivanka Trump Offers Bizarrely Ironic Response to Nordstrom Cutting Her Brand


Kellyanne Conway's Credibility Problem Has Become an Issue


Representative Ted Lieu is the Trump Troll We All Need


Did Joe Biden Rig the White House So Trump's Staff Couldn't Turn on the Lights?


This 'President Bannon' Business Is Really Starting to Get to Donald Trump's Head


Arkansas Law Allows Men to Block Their Wives' Abortions, Since It's 2017 and Women Are Still Property Apparently


Josh Gad's Response Song to Kellyanne Conway's Bullsh*t Lies is Sublime


Twitter Reacts to the Bowling Green Massacre, A Mass Shooting Kellyanne Conway Completely F**king Made Up


Donald Trump Doesn't Realize White Nationalist and Christian Terrorists Exist, Apparently


Iran Not Worried About "Useless Threats" of "Inexperienced Leaders," Any Guess To Whom They're Referring?


Nancy Pelosi Just Took Her F**king Earrings Out


It's Not Working, You Orange F*cker


A Tale of Two Presidents: National Prayer Breakfast Edition


But Her Emails!


Campus Sexual Assault, Title IX Enforcement, and Betsy DeVos


African Union Official Offered a Powerful Response to Trump's Muslim Ban


Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz Will Debate About Healthcare on CNN Next Week


A Brief Look at the Staggering Evil & Incompetence of the Last 24 Hours of the Trump Administration


Here is the Only Way Out of This Dire Political Situation America Is In


The Full Transcript of Trump's Appalling Black History Month Speech Offered Without Commentary


The Calls Are Coming From Inside the White House: Resistance From Within Is Growing


State Governments Are the Last Thing We Should Rely on for Abortion Rights


This Week in Catholicism. It's Only Tuesday? Sh*t.


Hot Mic Picks Up Unidentified Voice Calling Paul Ryan Press Conference "Waste of My F*cking Time"


The Good And the Bad About Donald Trump's Probable Supreme Court Pick


Senate Democrats Grow an Inkling of Spine


The Wheels Are Coming Off The Trump Administration


An Open Letter to Those Who Said Hillary Clinton Was Just as Bad as or Worse Than Trump


Donald Trump Finally Makes a Decision that Doesn't Piss Off Most of America


This Steve Bannon Guy? He's Pure Evil


How Do We Talk With the Other Side?


Samantha Bee to Host 'Not the White House Correspondents' Dinner' the Same Night as Actual Correspondents' Dinner


The Trump Administration: Crazy Or Incompetent?


Amid Chaos and Protests, Trump Administration Casts Blame, Scapegoats Insiders


What We Accomplished This Weekend


An Open Letter To President* Trump During His Darkest Hour


Democracy Gets a Temporary Restraining Order Against Fascism as ACLU Lands Crucial Victory Against Muslim Ban


Trump Reportedly Plans to Fire Sean Spicer for His Sh*tty Fashion Sense


Canadian Satirical News Website Beautifully Exposes Hypocrisy of American Restrictions on Reproductive Rights


The Rogue Twitter Accounts Allegedly From Inside the White House Are Giving the Resistance Life


Bill Nye Defends Abortion Rights With Science


Conservatives Are Slowly Turning on Donald Trump


Now That's What I Call F*ck You, Jabba Music: 90s Edition!


White People, Here's Some Tough Love


The Resistance Is Real And Everywhere


Here's Exactly Why the Media Should NOT Call Donald Trump's False Statements 'Lies'


Samantha Bee's Team Asks Trump Supporters The Questions We All Have


Scientists Take To Twitter In Trump Resistance


The State Department's Entire Senior Management Just Walked Out


That Kid Who Started the Fire at Trump's Deploraball Protest Was Drew Carey's Son


Donald Trump's Most Insane Answer Among Insane Answers In His First TV Interview


Former Bernie Sanders Staffers Start World's Most Ironic Super PAC


The House Passed a Bill Making Abortion Pretty Much Inaccessible to Poor Women


Public Outcry Has Led to Two Small Victories, So Far (Keep It Up!)


A Troubling Percentage of Trump Supporters Are Suffering from Mass Hysteria


Billy Eichner And Stephen Colbert Collect New Yorkers' Messages To Trump


The Necessary Charade the Media Must Perform Every Time Donald Trump Tells a New Lie


Ted Cruz Reportedly a Basketball Star, Still a Total D-Bag


A Desperate Plea In A Time Of Great Anxiety and Anger


Donald Trump's Aides Sell Him Out, Report Behind The Scenes Chaos at the White House


The Women's March Was an Amazing Beginning - Let's Hold On To This Unity!


What Did Trump Say To Melania?


Kristen Stewart is Directing a New Movie about Gun Control


Donald Trump Signs Anti-Abortion Executive Order Literally Surrounded By Old White Men


Untangling The Alternative Facts Surrounding Trump's CIA Speech


Today, It Starts


Props To The Protesters: Share Your Stories Of The Women's March


Is It OK To Punch A Nazi? Why We're Asking All The Wrong Questions


The Weekend's Best Inauguration Story Involved Trump's Inaugural Cake


Remember That Time Donald Trump Tried to Get Involved with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's Breakup?


The Most Galling Lie Kellyanne Conway Told Today Was About the Women's Marches


The Celebs Who Joined The Women's Marches Around The World


Nationwide Women's Marches Clearly Rattle Delusional Donald Trump


An SNL Writer Calls Barron Trump 'Country's First Homeschool Shooter'


How Seeing '20th Century Women' Helps Planned Parenthood


Americans Remember The Good Times With #ObamaDay


What To Think About As Something You Love Is Corrupted By Something You Abhor


Today, the World Will Change, But How Much?


Trump Likes His Briefings With "as Little [Words] as Possible," and Same, I Guess


Abortion Rates at Historic Lows, But Will Likely Sky-Rocket Without Planned Parenthood Funding


In 1999, Donald Trump Wrote about the Dangers of 'Rewriting History and Spreading Fear' to 'Gain Political Power'


Donald Trump's Proposed Budget Cuts Are Tragic, Cruel and Sadly Predictable


Repeat After Me: "Yes, I Am Calling You A Liar."


The NYTimes Profile on Rick Perry, Trump's Pick for Energy Secretary, is Terrifying


This One Aspect of the Trump Administration is Actually Cause for Optimism


You Fight The Fight Wherever You Can, However You Can, Until The Fight Is Won


Intelligence Agencies Continue Zeroing in on Trump-Russia Ties


Dear Donald Trump and the GOP: Payback Is a Bitch


Don't Listen To Paul Ryan, The Republicans Are Lying To You About Healthcare


Connecticut Republican Grabs Woman by the P*ssy, Calls it a "Joke"


Over Democrats' Objections, Republicans End Betsy Devos' Sh*tshow of a Confirmation Hearing


Stop Demonizing Poor People Who Use Government Assistance


The Most Infuriating, F*cked Up, Batsh*t Bonkers Statements from Trump's Times of London Interview


Briefly, Here's Exactly What Will Happen If Obamacare Is Repealed (Oh Sh*t)


Broadway Stars' Concert for America Is the Most Important Thing Happening on Jan. 20


Sit Down, Rob Schneider: The Maine Governor's Hot Take on John Lewis Is Even MORE Moronic


Yes, Trump Is A Vile, Unqualified, Conman. So Let's Change The Subject


Trump's Health and Human Services Nominee Seems to be a Worse Criminal Than Martha Stewart


Abortion and Giving Rich People More Money are All Republican Lawmakers Care About these Days


An Incomplete List of All of the Actors to Portray Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.


Donald Trump Has Dug the Republicans Into an Impossible Hole


Plagiarist Monica Crowley Is Out at the Trump White House


Will Protestors Outnumber Supporters at Donald Trump's Presidential Inauguration?


The Trump Administration is Stealing the WRONG Idea from 'The West Wing'


Donald Trump Has an Obamacare Replacement Plan and Is Going to Use Twitter To Pass It


Every Republican Should Be Aware of These Facts, Which Donald Trump Does Not Dispute


Milwaukee Brewers Player Has a Helpful Tip for Those of Us Terrified about Losing Birth Control Access: Abstinence


UPDATE: Nope, Not Even Paul Anka -- Trump Reportedly Finally Landed a Pseudo-Celebrity for His Inauguration (But It's Not R. Kelly)


Marco Rubio Might Be Liberals' Newest Ally, And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore


The Appalling Last 24 Hours Of GOP Politics


Tomi Lahren Wants You to Know She Has Black Friends, is Really Proud of Herself


Peter Thiel is Really, Really Confused


Obama's White House on Trump's Golden Showers Allegations: Deal With It (Basically)


Here's Ben Carson's Very Telling Gaffe During His Confirmation Hearing


Watch a Flummoxed Anderson Cooper Basically Roll His Eyes at Kellyanne Conway for 10 Minutes


However Bad You Think Jeff Sessions Is, He's Probably Worse


The GOP Took The First Step to Repeal Obamacare; Here's What Their Replacement Might Look Like


Donald Trump Appoints Yet Another Alleged Domestic Abuser, Maybe this Means Something?


Woman Jailed for Self-Induced Abortion Might Just be a Frightening Preview of What's to Come


Highlights from the Donald Trump Press Conference


Concerned About Kinkshaming Donald Trump? F*ck Off With That Right Now


Donald Trump on Putin, In His Own Words


Kellyanne Conway's 'Late Night' Interview Went Exactly As You'd Expect It To


The Intelligence That HAS Been Verified Is Nearly as Damning to Trump As the Golden Showers Claims


Jeff Sessions Gets Roasted on Every Awful Thing He's Ever Done and it is a Delight to Watch


The Russians Purportedly Have Blackmail Material on Trump of a Perverse Sexual Variety (Pssst. Golden Showers)


Even When Trump Is Right About The What, He's Wrong About The Why


It's Hard to Sustain Your Outrage, But We Need You On This One


Maine Sen. Susan Collins Should Always Be Remembered for Her Support of Racist Jeff Sessions


Her Coward of a Boss Continues to Force Kellyanne Conway Into Making Laughable Statements of Defense


The Nightmarish Last 24 Hours of GOP Politics, Summarized


Here's A Preview Of 2017's Hottest Abortion Restrictions, Which Are A Pain In The Ass And Serve No Actual Purpose


Attacks On Planned Parenthood Are Attacks On Human Rights


Biggest Trend at Coachella 2017? Climate Denying


The GOP And Obama Are Playing Politics With Our Goddamn Lives


Free Weed To Be Distributed At Very Important Inaugural Protest


Bernie Sanders Is Not Here For Trump's Sh*t


Twitter's #WarningSignsOfACreep All Point To The Same Odious, Orange Dude


Trump's Choice for AG, Jeff Sessions, Is a Bad Man and You Should Know About It


Charles Krauthammer Is The Voice Of Reason To Bill O'Reilly's Stupidity


Donald Trump Is Messing with the Wrong Goddamn People


Joe Biden Is Amused By Republicans Who Think Repealing The ACA Will Actually Be Successful


The Scary Reason More Conservatives Are Supporting OTC Birth Control


Good News/Bad News: Megyn Kelly Is Leaving Fox News


House GOP Caves to Public Pressure, Office of Congressional Ethics Survives


How a Disney Junior Cartoon Predicted the Election


The Inauguration Performance Condition Trump Won't Dare Accept


In Secret Middle-of-the-Night Meeting, House GOP Decides It No Longer Needs Ethical Oversight


The Level of Stupidity Among Many Trump Supporters Is Staggering


Powerful Hollywood People Caught Up in Trump Tape Conspiracy, Says Tom Arnold, And Why Are We Listening to Tom Arnold?


Trump Clarifies Nuclear Arms Tweet, and F*ck Me


Ted Cruz Remains a Rancid Little Pissant


Donald Trump Reportedly Rejected Cabinet Appointment Because of His Mustache (No, Really)


Donald Trump Is Not Even Trying to Disguise His Unethical Conflicts


So, Uh, This Is How the Fourth Estate Plans to Hold Donald Trump Accountable? Because It's Pretty Gross


North Carolina Republicans Have Successfully Instituted One-Party Rule Against the Wishes of the Electorate


U.S. Office of Ethics May Force Trump's Hand, Compel Him to Sell Company


President Obama's Press Conference Tomorrow Could Be a Big Deal


Family of Singer Who Will Sing at Trump's Inauguration Fights for Transgender Rights


Martin Sheen, Debra Messing and Others Urge Electors to Vote Anyone but Trump


North Carolina Republicans Are a Bunch of Punk-Ass Bitches


The Nightmarish Last 24 Hours of the Trump Transition, Summarized


Trump Inauguration Team Is Offering Ambassadorships in Exchange for A-List Talent


A Note to Our Republican Friends: This is Exactly Why Russia is Dangerous


Love is louder: How We Can Help Syria


U.N. Drops Wonder Woman as Ambassador, Misses the Point Completely


Kanye Enters Trump Tower; Social Media Explodes


President Obama Talks Russian Hacks, Trump, and Intelligence Briefings with Trevor Noah


What's Going On with the Electoral College Right Now?


The Russians Didn't Hack the Election, Obama Did, Says Trump Foreign Advisor


Trump's Latest Reckless Act Leaves Us All Feeling A Little More Helpless


Donald Trump Has Brought Us to the Brink of a Constitutional Crisis


STFU, Kellyanne Conway


President Obama Is Going to Look into the Election-Related Hacking After All


You Are Not Alone, And Your Message Is Seeping Through


Some Suggestions for More Boycotts By Trumpy Supporters


A Man Donald Trump Attacked on Twitter Last Night Is Now Receiving Death Threats


Reproductive Rights Are So F**ked Right Now


We Are All Tomi Lahren Preaching to the Choir, and We Have to Stop


Samantha Bee to Jill Stein: 'Oh F*ck Off!'


Jake Tapper Criticizes Son of the Incoming Nat'l Security Advisor, Who Pushes #Pizzagate, Which Led to Gunfire Yesterday


Breitbart's Breakfast Battle Royale


North Carolina's GOP Governor Continues to be a Terrible Loser/Human Being


Well, This Is Terrifying: Trump Now Has Access to Nation-Wide, Unblockable Group Texting


Trevor Noah Politely Dismantles Unctuous White Rage Machine, Tomi Lahren, in a Face-to-Face Argument


Twitter's Best Reactions to the Mitt Romney Dinner Photo with Donald Trump


Dan Rather Is a Voice of Courage & Reason In the Time of Trump


Of Course, Donald Trump Is Not Going to Give Up His Damn Company!


Twitter Reacts to the Latest Assault on the First Amendment from the GOP-Backed Donald Trump


A Guide to Donald Trump and His Narcissistic Personality Disorder


Welcome to the Hellmouth: Your Weekend in Trump - Nov. 24-27


Twitter Erupts On The 'Wall Street Journal' for Playing Into Donald Trump's Twitter Lunacy


Something Feels Really Off About Jill Stein's Recount Effort


The TL;DR on #Pizzagate, the Alt-Nazi Conspiracy Theory with F*cked-Up Real-World Consequences


The Trump Campaign's Decision to Target 'The Walking Dead' Viewers Was Brilliant and F*cked Up


Show Your Liberal Agenda By Shopping At Target On Black Friday


Don't Pin Your Hopes on that Hillary Clinton Recount


A Reminder: Barack Obama Is Still Our President, And He Just Awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to 21 Awesome People


The Alt-Right Wants to Set Up an SJW-Cleansing Professor Watchlist. Yeah, Twitter Has Some Thoughts on That


Highlights from Donald Trump's Sit Down with the 'NYTimes'


The President Elect Is Lying To You About Everything


Donald Trump Pulls an Undeniably Fascist Stunt with the 'NYTimes'


President-Elect Trump Flagrantly Breaks the Law; Skittish Media Drops It


If Only Mike Pence Weren't An Actual Danger to the World, His Law School Comic Strip Phase Might Have Been the Weirdest Thing About Him


After Sh*tshow Meeting with the Press, President-Elect Snow Bypasses Them and Goes to YouTube


Steve Bannon Literally Just Compared Himself to Satan


Dear Republicans: Donald Trump Is Going to Jack Your Sh*t Up So Bad


Green Day Launches Into an Anti-Trump Chant During the American Music Awards


'Let's Go, Democrats. I'll Kill You All.' The Real Story of That Trump Supporter at Hamilton Chicago


The Hamilton Cast Has a Powerful Message for Boo-Victim Mike Pence


Twitter Reacts to Donald Trump's $25 Million Trump University Settlement


Racist Alabama Cop Fired; Racist Alabama Senator Appointed Attorney General


Yesterday, Donald Trump Provided the First Post-Election Example of the Dangers of Fake News Sites to Democracy


If You're Curious Who Paris Hilton Voted For, It's the One Who Leched All Over Her When She Was 12


That Time a 1987 Newsweek Reader Shaded All Future Americans


GOP Cites Example that Led to Statute in Order to Disregard the Statute


Mike Pence and this Hugely Diverse Group of Outsiders Are Here to Shake Up the Status Quo


Oh, You Have Got to Be Sh*tting me


Liberals, We've Got To Do Better: Comedy Edition


The Point in the Trump Administration When We Hit the Panic Button


Trump Supporters Boycotting Pepsi, Oreos, and Netflix; Let's Buy Pepsi and Oreos and Binge-Watch Stuff


If You Were Wondering If Ivanka Might Ever Wise Up and Cut Ties...LOL No


Things Are Not Going Well Between Bill O'Reilly and Megyn Kelly


Elizabeth Warren Tears Into Donald Trump In A Letter Blasting His Broken Promises


Is Glenn Beck the Only Sane Person in the Media Right Now?


Wednesday, November 9th


Where Do We Go From Here? A Former Cynic's Perspective


For Those Secretly Hoping That Paul Ryan Would Stand Up to Trump ...


We Were Wrong About Which 'Parks & Recreation' Character Trump Is


The Van Jones Case Provides a Usable Template to Force Stephen Bannon Out


Crucial AP Stylebook Modifications Designed for the Trump Presidency


Finding My Way Forward by Looking to 2018


The Biggest Takeaways from Donald Trump's '60 Minutes' Interview


Never Forget that Donald Trump Is a Profoundly Stupid Person


Charities To Donate To In Trump's America


Just a Bunch of Barack Obama and Joe Biden BFF Memes Because We Need That


GrubHub's CEO Ain't Having It With Employees Who Share Trump's Worldview


Bernie Sanders Responds Defiantly To Trump Victory


What Wearing A Safety Pin Means Now


Looking Down the Ballot: Remember, A Lot of Important Non-Trump Things Happened On Tuesday


Horror Movie Pitches Ready to Sell to the Highest Bidder


Dylan Marron Continues to Be the Best of Humanity, Tells Trump Supporters 'I Love You'


Samantha Bee Is Sorry She Broke America


Van Jones to Trump Surrogate on CNN: We Are Scared, and 'You Need to Back Off'


The Election Has Forever Broken Me, but Not In Any Way We Could Have Expected


Hope: Looking Back at Looking Forward in 2008


A Message Of Support From Europe


A Way Forward Over the Next Four Years


The Good Guys Lost, America. But They're Still Going To Make 'Star Wars' Movies


An Open Letter to America


What's on Swedish Television as America Votes


Twitter's Response to Trump's Victory Cake Is the Perfect Election-Day Surprise


Trump Files His First #Rigged Lawsuit, Shades His Daughter, Tiffany


Gut Check Time: How Does This Election Shake Out (Poll)?


Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Hamilton Are Here to Make Everything All Better


Update: It's Election Eve, and We're Debating Whether Trump Fabricated Endorsements from Tom Brady and Bill Belichick


Samantha Bee And Sarah Paulson Share The Smoking Gun Of Clinton's Emails


Late Last Night, Lady Gaga and, Fittingly, Jon Bon Jovi Sang 'Living on a Prayer' for Hillary


On the Eve of the Most Important Election Of Your Lives, Coach Taylor Has an Important Message


If You Won't Listen to the Rest of Us, Listen to George R. R. Martin and Vote Against Orange Ramsay Bolton


That The Cubs Would Win in 2016 Is Nothing Short of Poetry


Lena Dunham Compares Voting Jill Stein to Being Someone's Sidepiece, We Don't Know, It's Weird


You Are Not Emotionally Prepared for This Pro-Black Lives Matter, Pro-Obama Glenn Beck Interview


23 Comedians Burn Their Election Material For A Cause


Even John Oliver Can Be Horribly, Horribly Wrong Sometimes


Ivanka, Let's Get Real


Donald Trump Supporters Proudly Display their Economic Anxiety


President Obama Perfectly Frames Donald Trump's Temperament Problem


With Two Days Out, Here's the State of the Presidential Election


The Election's Almost Over. Breathe. You Can Get Through This.


#SpiritCooking and Devil Worship: Just Another Day for Wikileaks and Trump Supporters


If You Want to Know What Trump's America Might Look Like for Journalists, Look To Putin's Russia


What We Mean When We Ask For Empathy For Trump Supporters


Now Here's a Story About You Haven't Heard About Tim Kaine


Here's a Story About What an Asshole Donald Trump Is That You Haven't Heard Yet


The 5 Political Voices that Mattered the Most This Election Year


This Election Is Not about Policy. It's About Identity


Jon Stewart Reflects on the Time Donald Trump Called Him a 'P*ssy' on Twitter


Joe Biden Is Really Leaning Into His 'Disappointed Grandpa' Persona


The Woman Accusing Trump of Raping Her at 13 Was Bullied Into Canceling Her Press Conference Today


None of this Is Normal


Go Ahead. Vote Your Conscience at the Polls


Donald Trump Rated More Honest than Hillary Clinton Because We Are a Country of Dingbats


Finally, Some Great News for the Hillary Clinton Campaign


An Elected Official Slash Boss Hogg Cosplayer Called Hillary Clinton a “C*nt” Today


Preparing For the Actual Day and Aftermath of the Presidential Election


This Hillary Clinton Email Shows What a Crooked Monster She Truly Is


The Story of the Protests at Standing Rock is the Story Of America Itself


Scott Walker Tried to Make a Sick Burn, Accidentally Endorses Hillary Clinton


Watching Idiotic Trump Supporters Cry and Rage Into the Void Will be the Best Thing About Election Night


Here Are the Two Most Pivotal States in Next Week's Presidential Election


The TL;DR on the 3 News Reports Linking Donald Trump's Campaign to Russia


What Will We Do Once He's Gone: Fear Of A Post-Trump Planet


What James Comey Will and Will Not Comment On Is Absolutely Baffling


Did the Hillary Email Business Affect Early Voting in Florida Over the Weekend?


James Comey Isn't a Moron or a Partisan Hack. He's a Spineless Bureaucrat


Why the Media Won't Cover the Child Rape Case Pending Against Donald Trump


With 9 Days to Go, Here's the Current State of the Clinton/Trump Race


The TL;DR of the Latest Clinton Email 'Scandal': It's Nothing. Calm Down.


Donald Trump Has Effectively Given Up


Here's the Racist, Jaw-Dropping Moment that Ended Republican Sen. Mark Kirk's Chances at Reelection


Human Sack of Excremement Promises to 'Grab [His] Musket' If Trump Loses


How the Early Voting Numbers Are Shaking Out for Hillary Clinton So Far


'The Werd' Is Back to Full Form With Some Enthusiastically Infuriating Hell Fury For The Pentagon


Here's a New One: Trump Surrogate Calls Sexual Assault Allegations Against Trump 'Man-Shaming'


How We'd Spend Our Birthday if We Were Hillary Clinton


Did Obamacare's Massive Upcoming Premium Hikes Just Make Donald Trump the Presidential Favorite?


Early Voting Out of Florida is Both Encouraging and Terrifying


Will Ferrell Resurrected His George W. Bush Impression to Take on Trump


Megyn Kelly Has Become the Biggest Example of White Feminism at Work


Post-Election America to See White Baby Boom Thanks to Sex Appeal of Donald Trump


Megyn Kelly Calmly, Coolly Deflects Newt Gingrich's Petulance in Bonkers Fox News Interview


'Blacks For Trump' Would Be Hilarious If It Weren't So Devastatingly Awful


This Texas County Commissioner Has Made the Perfect Political Ad


On Kimmel, President Obama Reads Mean Tweets, Mic Drops on Trump


The Nicest Things Ever Done or Said By the Mean Orange Man


The Danger of Donald Trump's Delusions


After Trolling America for 18 Months, Turnabout is Fair Play for the Trump Campaign


Weird Al, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Blondie Rockout Debate Style


The Internet Reacts After Trump Bombs with His Dark, Cringeworthy Roast of Hillary Clinton


The Day After Having His Ass Handed To Him, Donald Trump Doubles Down on Dumb


Stephen Colbert on Trump's 'Horrifying' Threat to 'Wipe His Fat Ass with the Constitution'


In Celebration of Nasty Women


Merriam-Webster Slayed With Plenty of Tweeted Debate Shade


Stick a Fork in the Orange F*cker: Donald Trump Is Done


Here Are 85 of Hillary Clinton's Actual Considered Campaign Slogans. They're All Terrible


Human Perfection Elizabeth Warren Tells Trump to Put On His 'Big-Boy Pants,' As If That's Even a Thing He Owns


Hillary Clinton is a Nasty, Two-Faced Political Monster ❤️


Let's Wildly Speculate What Ivanka Trump and Anita Hill Are Talking About


Donald Trump Invited President Obama's Half-Brother to the Debate But Why?


In Advance of the Final Presidential Debate, We Bring You Our Harrowing Debate Tale


The Next Trump is Running Against Elizabeth Warren in 2018


Keegan Michael Key and Joss Whedon Talk about the Weather (in a Trump Hellscape)


Your Weekly Twitter Mocks Trump Post: #BillyBushMadeMeDoIt Edition


Lin-Manuel Miranda Switches Up 'Hamilton' For Hillary


Donald Trump Tried to Kiss a Little Girl on the Mouth and She. Wasn't. Having. It.


Melania Trump Just Said the Words 'They're Asking For It.' Really. Like, Actually Really


A List of Every Insane Thing Donald Trump Did or Said That Would Have Instantly Ended Any Other Presidential Campaign


Donald Trump Is Right: This Election IS Rigged


The Worst Things Donald Trump Said Over the Weekend


How Hillary Clinton and the 'Animals Representing Her' Responded to the Firebombing of a Republican Office


PETA Remains the Worst, Uses 'Grab a P*ssy' to Promote Cat Adoption


Paul LePage Suggests that Raising the Minimum Wage is Tantamount to 'Attempted Murder'


Quit It with the Idea That Sexual Assault Has Anything to Do with Appearance


Seth Meyers Relishes Trump's Tremendously Bad Week


Donald Trump's Latest Line of Attack Is Going To Get Someone Killed


#NextFakeTrumpVictim Is Every Reason Assault Victims Don't Come Forward


For Donald Trump, the Hits Keep Coming


New England Patriot's QB Tom Brady Has a Paul Ryan Problem


Donald Trump Talking about Women's Skin Remains the Creepiest Thing Ever


Trump's Washington D.C is a Lie


Wikileaks October Surprise Focuses on the Real Issues: The Connection Between Blink-182 and Aliens


That Other Time Trump Bragged About Sexually Violating Women


Donald Trump's Numbers Go From Bad to Worse


We Are Through the Looking Glass, Folks


Glenn Beck Gets Almost Reasonable & Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Kind of an Asshole: Dogs & Cats Living Together! Mass Hysteria!


More Huckabee-Approved Movie Comparisons for Clinton Vs. Trump


The Difference Between '50 Shades', Beyoncé and P*ssy Grabbin' with Trump


Hillary Clinton Has the Drag Vote--Queens Lip Sync as Donald Trump


The Bloodbath in the Republican Party Has Begun in Earnest


This Trump Surrogate Pearl-Clutchingly Quoted Beyoncé on CNN


This Is the Best Political Ad of the 2016 Campaign


More Donald Trump Tapes Are Coming


Here's a New Terrifying Development Out of the Donald Trump Campaign


This Trump Surrogate Had the Exact Wrong Response to a Wash U Abuse Survivor's Tearful Interview


Amber Tamblyn Shares Her Story of Sexual Assault, or Locker Room Talk If You're Donald Trump


A Bit of Hope, Courtesy of the Students at Wash U: Scenes from the Presidential Debate


Feckless Paul Ryan Will Continue to Toe the Line


The Best Tweets From The Second Presidential Debate


Donald Trump's Gambit with Bill Clinton's Accusers Was Almost So Much Worse


Donald Trump and the Republicans Are Having a Lousy Morning


This is What True Courage Looks Like, America


The Trump Campaign is Irreparably Damaged, So Why Does This Feel So Heartbreaking?


Donald Trump Private Conversation With Billy Bush Reveals He's as Gross As You Thought


Ben & Jerry's Says Black Lives Matter; We All Scream for Ice Cream


CNN's Ana Navarro Tells a Trump Surrogate to F*ck Off in Two Different Languages


David Letterman on Donald Trump: He Is a 'Damaged Human Being'


The Most Nonsense Answers in Donald Trump's Nevada Interview


Prepare To Experience Unbridled Joy While Listening To Trump Supporters Talk


Thin-Skinned Sean Hannity Takes a Shot At His Fox News Colleague, Megyn Kelly


Hillary Clinton Quickly Turns Mike Pence's Debate 'Victory' Into Ash


Mike Pence 'Won' the VP Debate, But Donald Trump Was the Big Loser


Some Old Trump Tweets About Taxes That Look Mighty Different Now That We Know He Doesn't Pay His


The Real Danger of Trump


A Republican Senator from New Hampshire Done Went and Stepped In It


Let Joe Biden Passionately Explain What's Wrong With Trump


Anxious Trump Supporters Stayed Up Until 4 am Waiting for Wikileaks' Promised #OctoberSurprise


Colin Jost and Michael Che Up Their Garbage Game by Saying Nice Things about Donald Trump


Colin Jost and Michael Che Are the Exact Wrong Anchors for This Era of 'Weekend Update'


A Solid, Spectacular Theory on Who May Have Leaked Donald Trump's Tax Returns


Donald Trump Has a Mental Meltdown During a Pennsylvania Rally


The NYTimes Drops a Bombshell On Donald Trump's Tax Records


Ted Cruz Reviews 'Now You See Me' to Attack Mark Ruffalo, Whatever, No One Knows What's Happening Anymore, The World Is Melting


The Election, U.S. Foreign Policy, And Harold Pinter's 2005 Nobel Lecture


Donny Trash is Rage Spiraling Again


Donald Trump Compels 'USA Today' To Break a 34-Year-Old Rule


And Now For the Greatest Political Anthem of Our Time: 'The Hillary Clinton Shimmy Song'


The Already Ugly 2016 Election Is About to Get Much, Much Worse


Watch a Trump Surrogate Get Lit Up by CBS's Bob Schieffer


Joe Biden Raging Against Donald Trump Is All Of Us


It Didn't Take Long This Morning for Donald Trump to Step In It Again


The Best Tweets From The First Presidential Debate


Was Trump On Cocaine? Maybe It's True, Maybe It's Not. A Lot of People on Twitter Think So


20 Alternatives To Watching the Presidential Debate Tonight: A Literally All of the Things List


The Perfect Debate Drinking Game for Teetotalers


Why You Keep Seeing Donald Trump Fundraising Ads On the Liberal Sites You Visit


Two Birds, One Tweet: Olivia Wilde Announces She's Having a Daughter, Slams Donald Trump


Three Ways Presidential Debate Moderators Can End Trump's Candidacy Without Facing Bias Accusations


'The Daily Show', Tomi Lahren, And The Joys Of Not Listening To The Other Side


America's Racist Uncles Are Out in Full Force This Week


We Just Got Way Too Clear of a Window Into the Mind of a Trump Campaigner


What Is a Stop and Frisk, and Why It's So Goddamn Dangerous


Why I Am Voting For Jill Stein in November


Twitter Suspends a Conservative Law Professor and National Columnist over a Violent Tweet


CNN Has Suspended Corey Lewandowski After Learning He's Still on the Trump Payroll


Robert Reich Confronts A Trump Supporter With Facts And It's Delicious


A Video For Everyone Who Has No Idea If Their Voice or Their Vote Can Actually Matter


Donald Trump's 'Boring' Scandal Now Has a Smoking Gun


How Could the Trump Skittles Meme Get More Idiotic? By Using an Unauthorized Photo...from a Refugee


Anyone Enabling a Donald Trump Presidency Deserves the Consequences of Their Actions


How Donald Trump Jr. Got Skittles Trending On Twitter


No One Is More Furious with Donald Trump Right Now than the Fed-Up Press


Ivanka Trump Gets Waylaid In What She Probably Thought Was a Friendly Interview


Update: Following This Donald Trump 'Dr. Oz Show' Thing Is Making Us Sick


Colin Powell Calls Donald Trump 'An International Pariah' In Leaked Emails


The Boring Scandal That Might Finally Take Donald Trump Down


American Media is Gas Lighting Hillary Clinton – and All Women


The Saga of Jeremy Corbyn: A Primer for an American Audience


North Carolina's 'Bathroom Bill' Hits Them Where It Hurts the Most


What the Media Is Not Talking About Today Because They're Obsessed with #HillarysHealth


Whatever Happened to Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards?


Hillary Clinton Had a Bad Weekend, But Here's Why That Doesn't Matter


Trevor Noah: 'I Don't Know What the F*ck Matt Lauer Was Doing'


Libertarian Gary Johnson Aligns Himself with 90 Percent of America In Not Knowing What the Hell Aleppo Is


The Media Got Us Into This Goddamn Mess, and Now It's Time the Media Dug Us Out


The Horrific Hillary Clinton Presidency, As Imagined by Conservative Author Bryce Slattery


The Media Has Donald Trump Dead to Rights on a Corruption Charge, But Will It Matter?


America’s Political Press is a Far Greater Embarrassment to This Country Than Donald Trump


A Brief Look at the Current State of the Presidential Election Race


Trump Campaign Wildly Mistakes Public Opinion On Tacos


How It Feels as a Latino to Watch Donald Trump's Latest Hate Speech


French PM Says Naked Breasts Represent France Better Than Headscarf: Secularism, Sexism, and Racism in The French State


Trying to Make Sense of Donald Trump's Visit with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto


Amid Controversy Over 'Cocksucker' Remark, Maine Governor Considers Resignation


I Don't Think Black Voters Like Donald Trump Very Much, You Guys!


Anthony Weiner, Huma Abedin and Victim Blaming: All We Know Is We're Team Huma


Rush Limbaugh Freaks Out Over "Lesbian Farmer" Invasion


Maine Governor Calls State Rep a 'C*cksucker,' Challenges Him to a Duel


Trump's Campaign Manager Has a History of Domestic Violence, Because OF COURSE HE DOES


Here's What 'Alt-Right' Really Means According to #AltRightMeans


In a Disturbing Town Hall Last Night, Trump Used the Joseph Goebbels Approach to Gauging Public Opinion


And Then Ann Coulter Turned On Donald Trump, and It Was Beautiful


Breaking Down the Two Sides of the Clinton Foundation Debate


Racists Have Found a New Euphemism for 'Racists'


'I'm a Black Man in America, and I Know a Bigot When I See a Bigot'


Wikileaks Now Exposing the Lives of Innocent, Private Citizens


A Delightful Hillary Clinton Answers Questions About Her Health, Emails on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'


With 77 Days to Go, Here's the Current, Anxious-Making State of the Clinton/Trump Race


A Calm, Measured Response to the Concern Trolling Regarding Clinton's Alleged Poor Health


Donald Trump's Campaign Chairman Resigns Amid Scandal


Teleprompter Trump Says He's Sorry; Twitter Ain't Buying It


The Funniest Responses to Donald Trump's Latest Confusing, Inexplicable Tweet


A Trump Aide's Response to His Baffling CNN Interview Is Even More Bewildering than the Interview Itself


When Donald Trump Talks about the Dishonest Mainstream Media, Who Is He Really Talking About?


Expect This Line of Attack From Donald Trump's Scummy New Campaign Manager


Twitter Reacts to Roger Ailes Joining Donald Trump's Campaign as Debate Consultant


Lesbian Couple Must Bang a Dude Before Insurance Will Cover Fertility Treatments


House Republicans, Determined to Ruin the Country, Detail Perjury Allegations Against Hillary Clinton


Donald Trump's Sinking Presidential Campaign Just Hit Rock Bottom


No, Donald Trump: You Do NOT Get to Play that Card Again


Fine, Let's Do This: Hillary Clinton Did Not Murder Seth Rich


Will Donald Trump Hit the Miley Cyrus Tipping Point?


Trump Isn't Just Terrible When He's Bad, He's Terrible When He's Good Too


The Dump Trump Movement Gains a New Head of Steam


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#NeverTrump Conservatives Now Have Another Option in the Presidential Race


Donald Trump Sort Of Admits He Just Makes Sh*t Up


A Toast to President Obama on his Final Birthday in Office


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A Chilling Warning from a GOP War Hawk on the Dangers of a Trump Presidency


Samantha Bee 'Apologizes' to Heartless Monster Eric Trump


An Incomplete List of People Qualified To Replace the Current GOP Presidential Nominee


You Will Absolutely Believe the Disgusting Things Trump Supporters Yell During Rallies


This Morning's Dire Donald Trump Situation Explained in 12 Tweets


Donald Trump is a Whirling Dervish of Stupidity


How to Cope When Donald Trump Has Made Life Actually Intolerable


What I Saw at Last Night’s Trump Rally Should Make You Worry About November


Joe Biden is a Good Man


Trump on Sexual Harassment: Women Should 'Find Another Career Or … Company'


Donald Trump is Cooked, and Donald Trump Knows It


Sleight of Tiny Hand: How Donald Trump Routinely Distracts America


It Didn't Take Long for Wingnuts to Unearth a Khazir Khan Conspiracy to Justify their Bigotry


Mike Pence Finally Weighs in on Khizr Khan's 'Vicious Attacks' on Donald Trump


Watch Donald Trump’s Communications Director Make an Absolute Ass Out of Himself on CNN


America Always Protects Its Own, and Khizr and Ghazala Khan Are One Of Us


An Impassioned Plea to #UniteBlue


The Dad of Muslim American War Hero Delivers One of the DNC's Most Significant Moments


Counteracting the Widespread Negativity on Social Media Platforms


Who's Your Daddy? According to Twitter, It's Tim Kaine


Ashley Judd Tells the Least Surprising, Most Vomitous Donald Trump Story


If I Am a Republican, Why Am I Voting for Donald Trump?


The Imperfections of Hillary Clinton


It's Definitely Hillary Clinton Who Thinks She Is 'Above the Law'


DNC Live Discussion: Martin O'Malley Rolls Up His Sleeves and Torches Donald Trump


Republican Leaders React to Donald Trump's Latest Controversial Statement


Donald Trump Calls on Russia to Commit Cyberespionage, Shushes a Female Reporter


When Exactly Did the Party of Lincoln Stop Acting Like the Party of Lincoln?


Rush Limbaugh: 'Slavery Is Like a Wife Who Cheats On You'


Twitter Reacts To Bill O'Reilly's "Well-Fed" Slaves Bullshit


A Glance at the Glamourous and Majestic Celebrities at the RNC and DNC


Bill Clinton, Michelle Obama, and the Value of Identity Politics


Bernie Sanders Delivers a Masterful Speech, Refutes Donald Trump on Twitter


Watch Michelle Obama's DNC Speech, Because You May Never See Another One Like It


John Oliver Hates Boris Johnson So, So Much


Mentally Unstable Donald Trump Tries, Spectacularly Fails to Reach Out to Bernie Supporters


Bernie Gets His Way: Debbie Wasserman Schultz Will Resign as Head of the DNC


Tim Kaine Is the Character Actor from 'Justified' of Vice Presidential Candidates


Twitter's Wholesale Rejection of Donald Trump's Speech Was Oddly Comforting


Ted Cruz, Donald Trump and the Lost Cause of Party Unity


Michelle Obama Does Carpool Karaoke, Is Everything You Could Hope for in a Human Being


Donald Trump Has No Interest in Actually Running the Country


Who Said It: RNC Speaker Or Trolling Comedian?


Third Eye Blind Played an RNC Concert Just So They Could Troll Republicans


'Let America Be America Again' Does Not Mean What Scott Baio Thinks It Means


The GOP Is Fallling Apart Over Melania Trump Plagiarism Allegations


Four Seconds of Michelle Obama Carpool Karaoke'ing a Beyonce Song


That Sound You're Hearing Is Freddie Mercury Spinning In His Grave


Misogynistic Has-Been Scott Baio Gets Gross All Over RNC Stage


'Full Frontal' Forces The Question: Is Trump's Campaign Good For America?


Twitter Reacts to Melania Trump Blatantly Plagiarizing Michelle Obama's 2008 DNC Speech


Need a Good Laugh? These Pictures of a 'Women Vote Trump' Rally Have You Covered


This Congressman Wants to Know What Other 'Sub-Group' has Contributed More to Civilization than White People


Of Course, Mike Pence Has a Right-Wing Talk Radio Conspiracy Theory About a Disney Movie


Mitch McConnel's Repeal-Only Gambit Quickly Blows Up In His Face


Highlights from Donald Trump and Mike Pence's Painfully Awkward '60 Minutes' Interview


Paul Ryan Wins Twitter Outrage For Clueless Selfie


Security Boots Stephen Colbert Off the RNC Main Stage Before the Convention Even Starts


The Best Reactions to the Trump/Pence Logo Fail


Hillary Clinton's New Ad is a Potent Reminder of What's at Stake


Actually Bernie Sanders Played The Primaries Brilliantly


What the Hell Canada?


Clinton's Lead Against Trump Shrinks, But Don't Freak Out


There are Only Two Kinds of People Who Own Confederate Flags: Racists and Super Racists


'Don't Be the Asshole, America'


Gretchen Carlson Has Tons Of Proof Of Fox News' Sexist Environment, Thanks To Youtube


Donald Trump Doesn't Rule Out Quitting After Elected


Trump Invokes 'Frozen' In His Anti-Semitic Tweet Scandal, Twitter Responds


Here's Why the DOJ Did Not Indict Hillary Clinton


Unctuous Tomi Lahren Is Here to Ask You to Thank Her White Ancestors for Freeing the Slaves from the Democrats


Ruth Bader Ginsburg Isn't Interested In Your Bullshit


Jezebel Reporter Anna Merlan's 15 Best Donald Trump Insults


More Bad News for Trump Is Great News for America!


Where Have You Seen the Restrictive Abortion Law SCOTUS Just Struck Down Before?


We Made It Easier for Lawmakers to Tweet Their #ThoughtsandPrayers


Real-time Reactions To Waking Up In A Britain That Voted To Leave The EU


How To Deal With Toxic 'Friends' On Your Facebook Wall


The British EU Referendum -- A Primer For An American Audience And A Case For 'Remain'


Democrats May Have Actually Discovered Their Spine


This Is the Man Who Fat-Shamed Sean Spicer


Another Rape Accusation Against Donald Trump Resurfaces


'Republicans Have Decided to Sell Weapons to ISIS'


Twitter Gleefully Reacts to Donald Trump's Firing Of Campaign Manager, Corey Lewandowski


An Open Letter To All Of Our Passionate Bernie Sanders Supporters


An Open Letter to the National Rifle Association


Nice Try, Cowards: Not Voting for Either Candidate is the Same as Voting for Donald Trump


Louis C.K. Perfectly Sums Up Samantha Bee, Hillary Clinton


The Media Has Had It With Your Bullsh*t, Politicians


President Obama Eviscerates Donald Trump


What the NRA Really Means by the Dangers of 'Political Correctness'


Overcome Anderson Cooper Remembers the Lives We Lost in Orlando Two Nights Ago


Why Trump Isn't Demanding Obama's Resignation for Allowing the Orlando Shooter to Buy an AR-15


Other Horrible Acts of Violence Perpetrated Against Trump Supporters


Putting Hillary Clinton's Nomination Into Historical Perspective


What Hillary Clinton's Primary Victory Means To Us


Donald Trump's Disastrous Campaign Is Falling Apart (Smiley Face Emoji)


The Serious Election Issue No One Is Talking About


Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton: Dazed Reflections On A Turbulent Time In America


Dirty, Rude, And Childish Presidential Campaign Tactics Throughout Our History


What History Can Tell Us About Hardcore Bernie Sanders' Supporters


Donald Trump, As Was Inevitable, Brings Up Vince Foster, Gets Paul Ryan's Endorsement


Our Response to the Pearl-Clutching and Uproar Over a Clinton Staffer Saying 'F*ck' on Twitter


Elections Are Broken And We Haven't Even Gotten To The Big Show Yet


Bernie Sanders, a Good Man, is Deservedly on the Verge of Becoming One of the Most Hated People in Democratic Politics


Doughy Middle-Aged Douche Introduces Bill to Ban Old, Overweight Strippers


An All-Caps Explosion of Feelings Regarding the Liberal Backlash Against Hillary Clinton


Latest Hilarious Alex Jones Conspiracy: Michelle Obama Murdered Joan Rivers for Outing Her as a Man


John Oliver Highlights the Worst Governor in America


George Zimmerman's Gun Sale Is Being Super Trolled, and It Is Glorious


Twitter Is Giving Donald Trump Nicknames And Everything Is An Unfunny Joke


Arkansas Judge Once Again Demonstrates the Power of Shame in Cases of Sexual Abuse


Americans View Hipsters, Nickelback More Favorably than Donald Trump


Jon Stewart Offers His Opinions on Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and He Did Not Mince Words


17 Reasons Paul LePage Is the Worst Governor in America


No, Polls Do Not Show Trump Beating Hillary


An Entirely NSFW Goodbye And Good Riddance To Boris Johnson, Mayor Of London


Hey, Hillary Supporters? You Need To Cut The Sh*t Too


Samantha Bee Takes on Trump, Taco Bowls


Trump Tweets about His Own Taco Bowl for Cinco de Mayo, Declares 'I Love Hispanics!', What the F*ck Is Even Happening


Seth Meyers Faults the GOP for Creating an Environment for Trump to Prosper


Dear Hillary Haters: Shut the Hell Up About Vince Foster


What to Get Your Mom for Mother's Day if Your Mom Is Melania Trump


Rob Reiner Accurately States that Racists Love Trump, 'Morning Joe' Hosts Gasp in Horrified Shock


Pat Buchanan Thinks a Whiter America is a Better America, and That Trump Voters Agree


Gather Round, Fellow Bernie Supporters, We Need To Talk


We Do Not Deserve President and Michelle Obama


Hillary Clinton Is Going to Enjoy Destroying Donald Trump


Hot Mic Catches Creepy 'Hardball' Host Chris Matthews Leering at Melania Trump


Ann Veal To Announce That He's Also Dropped Out of the Presidential Race


This Isn't Goodbye, It's Just Smell You Later: A Ted Cruz Love Letter


Ted Cruz Drops Out. America, Witness Your Republican Nominee For President (Plus One Positive Side To It All)


Good Luck, GOP Congressmen: This Is the Next Six Months of Your Life


Here's How Much Money Hillary Clinton Raised Off Trump's Idiotic 'Woman Card' Statement


Don't Worry Too Much About the Latest Poll Showing Trump Leading Hillary Clinton


It's Not OK to Make Fun of People Falling Off Stage, Unless They're Introducing Ted Cruz


Obama Kills, Larry Wilmore Bombs White House Correspondents' Dinner


Let's All Pray Black Trump Can Save Us From Ourselves


We've Been Thinking About Hillary Clinton All Wrong


Jimmy Kimmel Takes Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert to Task Over Molestations


Trump, Anxiety and the Crushing Weight of Opinions


What Can You Buy with Your #WomanCard? The Possibilities Are Endless!


The Expressions of Chris Christie and His Wife Were the Highlights of Donald Trump's Victory Speech


The Embarrassing Anthony Weiner Documentary Looks Incredible, Painful


Shut the F*ck Up, Ted Cruz


The Winner Of The 2016 Presidential Election: The Ability To Make Us All Feel Like Assholes


RIGBY, No One Is Bullying Bernie Supporters, Rosario Dawson


Ted Cruz and John Kasich Are Officially in Cahoots to Take Out Donald Trump


Ted Cruz Is An Evil Prick


Ted Cruz Plays the Pity Card, Elizabeth Warren Slices Open His Jugular With It


The Problem With Bernie Supporters (Speaking as a Bernie Supporter)


And Then Sometimes, You Just Roll Your Eyes and Laugh at Donald Trump


Ted Cruz Versus Soup Might Be the Strangest Personal Story of this Election


Sarah Palin is Profoundly Dumb


Joel McHale to a North Carolina Audience: 'What the F**k is Wrong with Your Government?'


Trevor Noah Helpfully Explains Hillary Clinton's Dumb, Racist Joke


Maine High Schooler Bullied by Students, Teacher for Wearing a Trump Cap


Colorado May Cost Ballistic Donald Trump the Republican Nomination


Nobody Likes Donald Trump Anymore


Ted Cruz Gets A True Taste Of 'New York Values'


Human Sloth Ben Stein's 11 Best Quotes on Donald Trump's Idiotic Economic Plan


Let's Judge the Presidential Candidates by What Matters--Which Celebrities Are Endorsing Them


Trump Didn't Say What You Heard Him Say About Abortion, Says Trump


Trump Wants "Some Form of Punishment" for Women Who Have Abortions and You Know What, I Think We're Done Here


'Bernie or Bust' is the Rallying Cry of Privileged Assholery


All of Donald Trump's Comments on Women's Skin Will Make Yours Crawl


Donald Trump Makes Threats Against Ted Cruz's Wife After SuperPac Slut Shames Trump's Wife


Hillary's Stranglehold On The Black Vote Goes International


Donald Trump Hit on a 'The Washington Post' Reporter, Because Of Course He Did


Unhinged Nutjob Alex Jones Hilariously Loses It While Defending Donald Trump During Radio Show


It's Not Over For Bernie Sanders, But It Is Over For Bernie Sanders: A Guide To Coping


Who Is Corey Lewandowski? He's Trump's Very Own Worse Trump


Updated: President Obama Nominates the Boring Choice for Supreme Court


John Oliver Didn't Think He'd Have To Care About Trump


Donald Trump Will be the GOP Nominee; Here's How to Deal with Him


Voting And Other Normal Things Made Into Waking Nightmares By Anxiety Disorder


Samantha Bee Hung Out with a Bunch of Trump Fans. It Went Exactly As You'd Think.


Ted Cruz Takes A, Uh, Bold Stand Against Donald Trump


Twitter Is Mad at NPR for Getting Mad at Cokie Roberts Who Is Mad at Donald Trump


The Most Mindboggling Videos to Come Out of This Election Cycle


What Bernie's Stunning Victory In Michigan Shows Us About Polls, The Press, And The Country


America's Political Hate Machine Is Tearing the Country Apart


Donald Trump's Connection with the Mob May Cost Him That One Black Voter


His Yuge D*ck and Other Vomit-Inducing Trump Quotes


7 Ludicrous Exchanges That Actually Occurred During Last Night's Republican Debate


Donald Trump Defends Penis Size, But It's Hillary Clinton Who Just Won the GOP Debate


Mitt Romney Eviscerates Donald Trump, But Will Anyone Care?


A Super Tuesday Prayer Circle for the Swift Eradication of Donald Drumpf


The Youth Will Not Save Bernie Sanders


Assigning Campaign Songs For This Year's Republican And Democrat Presidential Hopefuls


We Have Jon Stewart to Blame for Donald Trump


Republicans Are Ripping Each Other Apart


Marco Rubio, Not Donald Trump, Will Be the GOP Nominee, and That Should Scare You Sh*tless


Democratic Superdelegates Sadly Exist to Protect Us From Ourselves


What's Your Plan If Trump Wins the Presidency? Cape Breton Offers Americans Refuge


Donald Trump Toys with the Obama-Murdered-Scalia Conspiracy Theory


How 'The West Wing' Could Solve President Obama's Supreme Court Dilemma


The Wonderful and/or Horrific Return of the American Statesman


Hey Liberals! You're Progressiving Wrong!


New Hampshire Brings Landslides For Both Bernie And Trump


Gloria Steinem And Madeleine Albright To Female Bernie Supporters: 'You're Feminisming Wrong'


Is Hillary a Sorcerer?


The 2016 Presidential Candidates As Lord Of The Rings Characters


Cruz Takes Iowa. Sanders And Clinton End In Deadlocked Tie


The Depressing Reality Behind the People Who Actually Support Donald Trump


Jeb Bush Clearly Has No Understanding of 'Homeland' or TV Ratings


Just How Real is the Bernie Surge?


Garbage Maine Governor Makes Egregiously Racist Statement


Obama Set To Actually F*cking Do Something About Gun Control


Bernie Sanders Takes a Dig at Donald Trump For Failing to Understand that Women Pee


Happy Thursday! FBI Arrests Wall Street Pharmadouche Martin Shkreli


7 Anti-Trump Sentiments That Vaguely Restored Our Faith in Humanity Today


How Did It Come to This?


We'd Kiss Geraldo Rivera on the Lips For This If He Weren't Such a Homophobe


A Colorado Rep Blames the Planned Parenthood Shooting on Planned Parenthood


No, Ted Cruz Didn't Say The Planned Parenthood Shooter Is A 'Transgender Leftist Activist'


Donald Trump Is an Unrepentant Asshole


Twitter Responds Beautifully To Trump's Latest Racist Promise With #MuslimID


Slayer Of Your Favorite Characters, George R.R. Martin Delivers Powerful Post About Syrian Refugees


This Week In 'Seriously, F*ck That Guy': Bigots Abound Edition


If You Aren't A Republican, Which One Would You Want in the White House?


Your Friends, Neighbors and These 22 Celebrities Are Muslim


26 Cowardly, Unchristian Governors Now Refuse to Admit Syrian Refugees


Jeb Bush Declares He Would Kill A Baby Hitler If Presented With The Opportunity


Gut Check Time: How Does This Election Shake Out (Poll)?


Gut Check Time: How Does This Election Shake Out (Poll)?


President Obama, Megyn Kelly, and Trevor Noah Hilariously Pile on Whiny Republican Presidential Candidates


Language Policing Has Officially Jumped the Shark


Joe Biden Explains Why He's Not Running And You Should Be Bummed Out By That


Three Times Pop-Culture Predicted a Donald Trump Presidency


The Solution To Hillary's 'Bitch' Problem? Lean Into It


Jeb Bush Failed Hard When Asked About Marvel Superheroes


Twitter Reacts To The Democratic Presidential Debate


Chelsea Clinton Deftly Handles Pathetic, Inappropriate Questions from a Conservative Author


How the Speaker of the House Vote Just Got Awesome


Ben Carson Says the Holocaust Would've Gone Differently if the Jews Had Guns


Why Anger About the Race Card is Just Ignorance of Poker


Jeb Bush Clarifies Remarks Re: School Shootings: He Meant 'Things Happen' Not 'Stuff Happens'


Raven-Symone Schools Rick Santorum On Marriage Equality


This Oblivious HLN Reporter Has No F**king Clue She's Being Masterfully Trolled


Trevor Noah's Lena Dunham Impression Is His First Great GIFable Moment


Kim Davis Met The Friggin' Pope


Just When You Thought Disgraceful Pig Botherer David Cameron Couldn't Stoop Any Lower


Donald Trump Swears Off Fox News, Congratulates Colbert in World Gone Mad


The Most Hilarious/Infuriating Things Kim Davis Said In Her First TV Interview


The Best Twitter Reactions to Scott Walker Dropping Out of the Presidential Race


Why Is Anyone Surprised By Trump's Response To Anti-Muslim Garbage Person?


Trump Misses The Point In Fiorina Non-Apology


Some of the Best Twitter Reactions to Last Night's GOP Debate


Ranking the Week's Best Talk Show Appearances by Presidential Candidates


There But for the Grace of Trump Go We: A Silver Lining to the Trump Candidacy


A Bad Day For Bigots: Trump Enrages R.E.M., Kim Davis Faces "Eye Of The Tiger" Lawsuit


5 Songs Kim Davis Should Have Played At Her Jail Spectacle Instead of "Eye of the Tiger"


Survivor Is Not Happy with Heinous Life Form Kim Davis for Using 'Eye of the Tiger'


If You Think Donald Trump As President Is a Joke, These Survey Results Will Make You Cry


The Syrian Refugee Crisis and the Bright Light of Humanity Beaming from the Better Angels of our Nature


The Best Thing To Come Out Of This Kim Davis Business


The White House and Donald Trump Weigh in On Kanye's 2020 Presidential Bid


The Liberal Outrage Machine is Out of Control


Great Blubbering Pish: Ted Cruz Calls Ellen Page a 'Liberal Fascist' Christian Hater


A Photographer Captures the Perfect Storm of Trump Mania


Bill O'Reilly Just Entered The Great Kelly - Trump War Of 2015


You Want Donald Trump? Jeb Bush Will Give You Donald Trump


Twitter Makes Shady Move Protecting Politicians From Their Deleted Tweets


Your WTF Politics Round-Up: Bush's Anchor Babies And Trump's Alabama


Fox News Sexism Supercut Gets The GIF Response It So Deserves


Surging Deez Nuts Is Busting Out in Latest North Carolina GOP Poll. Seriously.


HBO's 'Show Me a Hero' and the Tragic Real-Life Fate of Mayor Nick Wasicsko


Bryan Cranston Commending Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign Approach Has Us Reeling


Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush Exchange Twitter Burns


Live Tweet Your Period To That Billowing Asshole Trump


Human Colostomy Bag Donald Trump Insists that He Loves Women


Revolting Clownstick Donald Trump Doubles Down on Sexist Comments


Sexist Trash Monster Donald Trump Has Been Attacking Megyn Kelly on Twitter for the Last 8 Hours


It's Different with Jon Stewart, Because It Just Is


Human Sloth Ben Stein's 8 Best Quotes on Donald Trump's Idiotic Economic Plan








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