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'Agents of SHIELD' Comes Off Its Best Episode with a Housekeeping Installment That Hints at an Unfortunate Turn


This Father's Lovely, Heartbreaking Time Lapse Video Shows His Daughter Aging from Birth to 14 in Four Minutes


'If I Stay' Trailer: Are Young Adult Novels Transforming a Generation into Thoughtful, Introspective, Depressed Teens?


Can Two Rom-Com Best Friends Make a Right? The Red-Band 'Walk of Shame' Trailer Suggests It's Possible


'SNL's' Cecily Strong Loses a Bet and the Consequences Will Please Furry Fetishists


Should You Watch FX's 'Fargo'?


Hey! Does Anyone Remember That Guy Craig Ferguson? Whatever Happened to Him?


Meet Clare Wolters, The Woman Who Inspired Laura Prepon's Character in 'Orange is the New Black'


Why Do People Spoil? The Psychology Behind the Spoiler


Donald Glover Apparently Learned from Dan Harmon How to Get Pissy on Twitter


Oprah Shows Pharrell The Worldwide Power of His Song and Reduces Him to Happy Tears


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts You Might Not Know About Stephen Colbert, the Next Host of 'The Late Show'


Mindhole Blowers: 25 Facts about "Say Anything" That Are Neither Bought, Sold, Nor Processed


Maisie Williams Tweets the Perfect Response to This Season of 'Game of Thrones'


The Most Brutal, Unpleasant Television Scene of the Year Wasn't On 'Game of Thrones'


Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant Delivers a Crowd-Pleasing Comedy Routine During Safety Instructions


Zac Efron Removes His Shirt at the MTV Movie Awards, and We May Need Smelling Salts


Conan O'Brien Trots Out a Record 50 Celebrities for the MTV Movie Awards Opening (But They Were No Match for 'Game of Thrones')


The 15 Best Bitch Faces of Prince Joffrey, TV's Most Loathsome Little Sh*t


Bryan Cranston Cracks Out His Walter White Impression To Help a Kid Score a Date to Prom


The Best Part of Seth Rogen's 'Saturday Night Live': Uh, Taylor Swift?


The 16 Best Answers to James Cameron's Super Geeky Reddit AMA


Watch Emma Stone React to the Cruelest Celebrity Prank Ever on 'The Graham Norton Show'


Kevin Costner's 'Draft Day' Is Worse Than Being Stabbed by Ray Lewis


Watch Patton Oswalt Sing 'Let It Go' From Frozen, Because That Goddamn Song Is Now Inescapable


Nic Cage Tries to Emulate Matthew McConaughey In David Gordon Green's Incoherent White-Trash Noir, 'Joe'


Production Assistant on Tosh.0 Shot And Killed By Police In Case Of Mistaken Identity


Jon Stewart Pays Tribute to Colbert, Who Pays Tribute to Letterman, Who Pays Tribute to Brooklyn Decker's Short Shorts


Alexandra Daddario Dresses Formally -- Heels, No Pants -- for Swim Lessons


Here's All the Immediate Details on the Announcement that Stephen Colbert Will Replace David Letterman


The 'Bob's Burgers' Pilot Demo Reveals a Hilariously Surprising Gender Change


This Terrifying Emma Watson GIF Will Give Nightmares to Your Unborn Children


Kristin Wiig Talks to Seth Meyers About the Time She Improvised a Legs Wide Open Flirting Technique on 'Weekend Update'


Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic Dig Into Life with Nirvana on 'The Tonight Show'


Mae Whitman Cast as Ugly, Fat Friend in CBS Films Comedy Because Apparently the Director Is Blind


The Female Cast of 'Saturday Night Live' Paraded Around In their Pajamas for a 'Cosmo' Slumber Party


Ranking the Singing Voices of the Cast of 'Mad Men' Based On Limited Evidence


Did the 'Justified' Season Finale Redeem a Weak Season, Or Just Make It Worse?


Can We Talk About That Nutso-Fantastic Amazon Fire TV Ad with Gary Busey?


'Marvel's Agents of SHIELD' Has Finally Transformed Into the Show We Wanted It To Be


This is What the Inside of a McDonalds Looks Like After a Big Mac Plows Into It


Last Night on Craig Ferguson, Jon Hamm Addressed His Embarrassing, Douchey Appearance on a Dating Show 20 Years Ago


Anne Hathaway and Jimmy Fallon Combine Hip Hop and Broadway in Typical Hathawain Fashion


A Fascinating Social Experiment Calls Upon London Citizens to 'F**k the Poor'


Goldieblox Delivers Another Empowering Ad That Castigates Princess Culture


The Unintended Karmic Upside to the Massive Illegal Pirating of 'Game of Thrones'


How The Rumors That Nickelodeon's Dan Schneider Sexual Abuses His Teen Stars Grew Into 'Internet Fact'


Billy Eichner and Paul Rudd Ask New Yorkers, 'Would You Have Sex with Paul Rudd?'


The Station Agents Ep 58: The Lingering Shot of Keri Russell's Backside that Rocked the Television World


After This Interview, Maybe Anthony Mackie Should Take Over Letterman's 'Late Show'


Guess Who Is Excited About The Latest Zombie TV Series? (Spoiler Alert: Nobody)


'Shameless' Ends Its Season with a Sad, Satisfying, and Incredibly Surprising Finale


How Will 'Agents of SHIELD' Deal with the Events of 'Captain America: Winter Soldier'?


Handicapping David Letterman's 'Late Show' Replacements


Here's a Fun Visual List We Liked to Call: 'Gwendoline Christie Towering Over Mere Mortals'


The Trailer for Damon Lindelof's New HBO Series 'The Leftovers' Looks Amazing


Here's One Reason Why 'Game of Thrones' New Daario Naharis Is So Much Better than the Old Daario Naharis


Mindhole Blowers: The Less than Impressive Working Titles to 25 Memorable Films


Watch the Hilarious Sketch About Drug-Addicted Nickelodeon Actors Cut From Last Night's 'SNL'


Anna Kendrick Is 'Saturday Night Live's' Adorable Dong-Loving Disney Princess


James Franco Admits on 'Live with Michael and Kelly' That He Did Scam on the 17 Year Old


An Ability to Turn Homophobic Messages of Hate Into Love Is the Reason I'm Eating Honey Maid Graham Crackers Right Now


Ten Fun Connections Between the Cast of 'Doctor Who' and 'Game of Thrones'


It Turns Out, There Was a Time in Jon Hamm's Adult Life When He Completely Lacked Sex Appeal


Here It Is: A Legit, Full-Length, Spectacular Trailer for Season Two of 'Orphan Black'


Every Time Anna Kendrick Tweets, an Angel Retires To Its Bunk


10 Out-of-the-Box Letterman Replacements That Would Break the Late-Night Mold


Late-Night Institution David Letterman Will Announce His Retirement on Tonight's 'Late Show'


What the Hell, Franco? Scam On Someone Your Own Age, Sleazy McSleazestein


Bradley Cooper Is Really Pissed Off about the End of 'How I Met Your Mother'


Only Jimmy Fallon Could Bring Out the Not-Worst In Sarah Palin


The Australian Cast of 'The Lion King' Sings 'Circle of Life' on a Plane and It Could Lift the Spirits of a Dead Man


How Hodor's 'Hodor' is to 'Game of Thrones' What 'F**k' Is to 'The Wire'


Sexy Selfies Being Blamed for the Cancellation of a Popular Nickelodeon Show


'Next Year Will Be Better.' The 15 Best Answers 'Justified' Creator Graham Yost Gave During His Reddit AMA


Here's Anna Kendrick's First Promos for This Week's 'Saturday Night Live.' You're Welcome


Massachusetts' Candidate for Governor Calls Obama a 'Radical Homosexualist,' Encourages Us to Stand Up to Gay Bullies


What'd You Guys Think of that Fake 'Saturday Night Live' Ad that Was Actually a Real Jeep Ad?


Zach Braff and Bill Lawrence Acknowledge Your Feelings About 'Scrubs' Season 9


Samuel Jackson Performs Supercool Slam Poetry About 'Boy Meets World'


The Station Agents Ep 57: Rage, Rage Against the Dying Of the Mother


Josh Radnor Addresses the 'How I Met Your Mother' Finale Backlash with a Half-Hearted Defense/Apology


10 Body Swap Movies That Aren't Actually Body Swap Movies No Matter How Often You Put Them On Your Listicle


The 5 Greatest Reactions to Being Body Swapped in Movie History


Body Swapping Popularity in The '80s: Diagnosing an Aberrant Phenomenon


'Big' Going on 30: Is An Idealized Adulthood Really Wish Fulfillment For Kids?


Forgotten Movies From Famous People: 'A Saintly Switch'


Who Would You Be When You're Not Being John Malkovich?


6 Big Questions Left Unanswered By Body Swap Movies


24 Things We Learned From The 'Face/Off' Commentary


I Want To With You: 'Mulholland Drive' as the Ultimate Body Swap Movie


Will Modern Technology Render Body Swap Movies Pointless?


How to Avoid Swapping Bodies (According to Movies)


Fred Savage is Having Trouble With Judge Reinhold's Balls


Junkfood Cinema: Trading Places, Switching Faces


Who Takes the Better Selfies? The Cast of 'Mad Men' vs. The Cast of 'Game of Thrones'?


'Enemy' Review: One of Hollywood's Best Known Stars Has Become One of Its Most Underrated Actors


How the 'Good Wife' Perfectly Captured the Grieving Process After an Unexpected Death


Watch the Weird-Ass Louis C.K. 'Saturday Night Live' Sketch That Was Cut in Dress Rehearsal


The Louis C.K. Hosted 'Saturday Night Live' Was Indescribably Odd, Insanely Hilarious, and Really F**king Weird


Jason Segel and Neil Patrick Harris Sing a Heart-Stirring, Fist-Pumping, Crowd Pleasing Song from 'Les Mis'


Ford Brilliantly Craps All Over Cadillac's Pretentious Rich Guy Ad


Seth Meyers Orchestrates the Very Necessary Apology Between James Van Der Beek and Mike Birbiglia


Shoe Money Tonight! Josh Charles Does 'Sports Night' with Keith Olbermann Over on ESPN


'The Good Wife' Has Found a Suitable Replacement For That Beloved Dead Character. I Guess.


Jason Bateman's Hilarious 'Bad Words' Is the Most Bateman-iest Movie Ever


Mindhole Blowers: The Surprising Real-Life Family Connections of 5 'Scrubs' Cast Members


Christian Slater Joins a Very Exclusive List of Failures


Important News: Katy Perry Will NOT Be in the 'Indiana Jones' Reboot


The Carnegie Hall Symphony Mashes Up 43 Cartoon Theme Songs In a Truly Delightful Fashion


Russell Crowe Still Trying to Make Russell Crowe the Singer Happen, Sings 'Folsom Prison Blues' on Fallon


New to Streaming: The Most Delightfully, Twisted Black Comedy In Years


James Franco Responds to His Inclusion on Lindsay Lohan's Sex List


Zac Efron Get Punched by a Homeless Man, Natalie Dormer Strips Down, and the Shuttering of an Adored Website


Five Amazing Celebrity Performers Whose Art Is So Good That Their Problematic Histories with Women Are Often Overlooked


Ranking The 10 Best TV Theme Songs Clocking In At Under 20 Seconds


Check Out Taran Killam in This Hilarious His Pre-'SNL' Spoof: 'Three Matthew McConaugheys and A Baby'


Billy Eichner Vents His 'HIMYM' Frustration By Destroying a Car with Lindsay Lohan


The 11 Best Answers Karen Gillan Gave During Her Reddit AMA


'Enlisted' Bumped From the Fox Schedule, Because the TV Gods Are Cruel


There are Two Kinds of Divorces in Hollywood: Those We Mourn, and Those We Laugh At


Vote: Who Do You Think Should Get the Best Actor Emmy? Cranston or McConaughey?


Taran Killam and Seth Meyers Relive the Jebidiah Atkinson Joke on 'SNL' that BOMBED


Nick Offerman Explains Why It's Necessary that He and Michelle Obama Be Kept a Safe Distance Apart


Last Night's 'Justified' Ruined a Perfectly Nice Couch


The Emmy Voters Officially Have a Clusterf*ck on their Hands Now


Here's How Last Night's Heartbreaking Episode of 'New Girl' Made Us Feel


Would You Let Loki In Your Asgard? Maybe You Suffer From Villain Attraction Disorder


This 20-Second Teaser For Next Week's 'The Good Wife' is Like Pouring Strychnine in an Open Wound


'How I Met Your Mother' Delivers One Last Slap in the Face


Dwayne Johnson's 'Hercules' Trailer Looks Monumentally Moronic


The Station Agents Ep 56: Drowning Our 'The Good Wife' Sorrows in Wine Edition


AT&T Makes a Profoundly Dumb Argument to Netflix


Jon Stewart Returns from Vacation, Takes CNN Behind the Woodshed for Missing Malaysian Flight Coverage


What Could've Possibly Been Going Through Jared Leto's Mind When He Took This Ridiculous Photo?


The Comcast/Time Warner Merger Won't Destroy the Internet, Just Our Access To It


'Girls' Season Three Ends with a Triumphant Moment of Earned Selfishness


New to Streaming: 'A.C.O.D.' Review, Featuring Adam Scott, Amy Poehler, and Jessica Alba


That Thing That Happened On Last Night's 'The Good Wife,' Spoiler Alert, Was Completely F**king Unacceptable


Mindhole Blowers: Mario Lopez Was Accused of Date Rape and 25 Other Facts About "Saved by the Bell" and Its Cast


Kevin Bacon's 'Footloose' Entrance on 'The Tonight Show' Is Why It's So Great to Be Alive


'Divergent' Is the Worst John Hughes Teen Comedy Ever


The 12 Best Answers Jeff Goldblum Gave During His Reddit AMA


Jimmy Fallon, Billy Joel, and an iPad Doo Wop the Crap Out of 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight'


New on Netflix: The Most Profound, Captivating, and Disturbing TV Series of the Last Year


Is Jennifer Lawrence Feeding Answers to January Jones to Make Her More Likable?


And On the 7th Day, Emma Stone Sang a 'Spice Girls' Song While the Lord Rested


Damn 'Ghostbusters 3'! Why Didn't You Say So In the First Place? Now You Have Our Attention


Answers to 13 Very Important Pop-Culture Questions Posed By the Internet Today


About the Time Bradley Cooper Made Louis C.K. Eat His Words


Guess Who is Hosting 'Saturday Night Live,' Because Dreams DO Come True


The Greatest Belch in Cinematic History Was Created by a Camel Orgasm


Mindhole Blowers: 15 Facts You Might Not Know About David O. Russell's 'American Hustle'


Should You Watch SyFy's 'Helix'?


The 15 Best Answers Malin Akerman Gave During Her Reddit AMA


'Justified' Recap: 'The Weight' Brilliantly Dabbles in Coen Brothers' Territory


Curtis 'Booger' Armstrong Explains Why John Cusack Disavowed 'Better Off Dead'


For Pete's Sake! The First Full Length Trailer for FX's 'Fargo' Looks Darn Tootin' Amazing


Jamie Alexander In a Naked-Off, And Shailene Woodley is America's Favorite Vagina Sunbathing Hippie Chick


One-Sentence Reviews of 30 New Television Episodes From Last Week


Here's a Look at the Full Central Cast for 'How I Met Your Dad'


Anderson Cooper Tells Seth Meyers That He Used to Be Under the Impression Meyers Was Gay


Scarlett Johansson Really Picked Up Random Guys From Her Alien Seductress Van While Filming 'Under the Skin'


The First Trailer for Paul Feig's 'Peanuts' Movie Would Do Vince Guaraldi Proud


Danica McKellar Wasn't Shy About Showing Skin, and Billy Dee Williams Goes Full-Blown 'Star Wars' In His 'DWTS' Debut


Shae from 'Game of Thrones' Wishes There Were More Naked Dudes on Her Show


I'm Like a Pint of Guinness: Long, Black, Cool and Irish: 5 Very Cool Irish People and the Actors who Played Them


The 10 Least Memorable 'Saturday Night Live' Cast Members of This Century, So Far


L'Wren Scott, Costume Designer on 'Eyes Wide Shut' and Girlfriend of Mick Jagger, Found Dead of Apparent Suicide


According to Crazy People, 'Frozen' Is an Evil Movie with a Pro-Gay and Beastiality Agenda


Madonna Dresses as Daenerys Targaryen for Purim, and It Works For Her


10 VOD Film Success Stories and Why We Don't Understand More About the VOD Market


Chris Hardwick Tweets a Necessary Moment of Levity After Last Night's Episode of 'The Walking Dead'


Here's What Josh Radnor Really Thought of Ted Mosby's Red Cowboy Boots


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Real-Life Celebrity Friendships that You Probably Didn't Know About


Felicia Day Explains to Simpletons Why a Black Human Torch is Good But a White Tiger Lily is Bad


More Evidence that Donald Glover May Be Returning to 'Community'


The Fascinating Origins of HBO's 'Game of Thrones'


Paul Rudd and Will Ferrell Flat-Out Lose Their Sh*t in the 'Anchorman 2' Gag Reel


'How I Met Your Mother' Finale Images Hint at Ending Even Worse than the Mother's Death


Terry Richardson Is Basically a Rapist Monster and Horrible Human Being


'Veronica Mars' Movie Review: Come On Now, Sugar, Bring It On, Bring It On, Yeah


The 10 Best Answers Gillian Anderson Gave During Her Reddit AMA


Watch Lady Gaga Get Puked On During a Performance at SXSW, or Better Yet: Don't Watch


The 10 Best Recent Releases on Netflix Watch Instantly (2013)


Matthew McConaughey Has a Brother, and His Name Is Rooster, Because Of Course It Is


Here's a Complete List of All the CBS Shows That Haven't Been Renewed Yet


The 10 Actors Who Currently Transition Between Two Mediums, TV and Film, Better Than Anyone


40-Year-Old Cameron Diaz Would Like to Apologize to Jerkbags for Not Looking 25 Anymore


William H. Macy Nearly Arrested For Inhabiting His Role Too Well


The 'Game of Thrones' Cast Reveal Which Other 'GoT' Character They'd Like to Play


7 Completely Absurd 'How I Met Your Mother' Theories Explaining Away the Death of the Mother


The Sexy Celebrity Selfie Has to be the Tackiest Way in the World to Say, 'Look How Hot I Am!'


About the Line-Crossing 'Billy on the Street' Segment with Neil Patrick Harris That Won't Be Allowed on TV


Letterman Attempts to Get Into the Viral-Video Game by Giving His Guests Salmonella


'Orange is the New Black' Second Season Premiere Date


Tragedy Strikes the SXSW Festival Overnight, Leaving Two Dead and Many Injured


Movies That Messed Me Up: 'Ghostbusters'


'Frank' Is the Only Movie Brave Enough or Stupid Enough to Keep Michael Fassbender Hidden Behind a Mask


Blech! Anne Hathaway and Her Husband's Filthy Public Displays of Affection Must Stop


Elisabeth Moss Calls Her Short-Lived Marriage to Fred Armisen 'Extremely Traumatic and Awful and Horrible'


How Did President Obama Acquit Himself on Zach Galifianakis' 'Between Two Ferns'?


Jon Hamm and Jimmy Fallon Go on a Rooftop Photobomb Spree


'How I Met Your Mother's' Mother Suggest that The Series Will Not End with the Mother's Death


Nic Pizzolatto Teases Season Two of 'True Detective'


Holy Mother of Dragons, the Latest 'Game of Thrones' Trailer Looks Exceptional


How the 'True Detective' Finale Demonstrated That It's Great Small-Screen Cinema, But Lousy Literary TV


Lena Dunham, Taran Killam and a Parade of Celebrity Cameos Turn in the Best 'Saturday Night Live' Of the Season


Fox Renews 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine,' 'The Mindy Project' Plus Two More


One Last Mind-Blowing 'True Detective' Finale Theory Backed By Clear Photographic Evidence


Jennifer Lawrence's Best Friend May Be the Only Woman Alive Cooler than Jennifer Lawrence


Miley Cyrus' Horrifying New Sex Toy Is, Uh, Not For Rookies


Don Draper Is Clearly Doomed, According to the Season 7 Teaser


12 High-Profile Disputes Involving Popular Movies Over Who Should've Received Screenwriting Credit


Can Anyone Even Understand "True Detective?"


Watch Betty White Get Extremely Turned On by Jason Momoa


Six Midseason Replacements Not Likely to Return, and Two That Likely Will


Jon Stewart Whips Out the Righteousness in Another Segment of 'Shut The F**k Up, Fox News.'


Lena Dunham Is Either the Bravest Person on Television or the Dumbest


'Justified' Recap: An Already Shaky Season Comes Completely Unmoored in "Whistle Past the Graveyard"


Lindsay Lohan And the Destruction Wrought By the Celebrity Welfare State


Here's What You Need to Know If You're Trying to Watch 'True Detective' on HBO to Go


Christina Hendricks Would Like To Remind You All that She Still Knows How to Wear a Goddamn Dress


What Will Be TV's Next 'True Detective'? Here's a Strong Possibility


How Zack Snyder Saved 'Watchmen' From Terry Gilliam's Ruination


Read an Entire Review of 'Hairspray' After It's Been Travoltified


There's a Pretty Good Chance Your Biggest Childhood Crush Is on the Next Cycle of 'Dancing with the Stars'


Ellen Finally Gives the Pizza Guy from the Oscars His Tip


Jimmy Kimmel Awkwardly Ambushed Toronto Mayor Rob Ford with an Intervention


'True Detective' Recap: Theories and Answers After Episode 7, 'After You've Gone'


The Lowest Grossing Best Picture Winners of All Time (Adjusted for Inflation)


The Oscar Winning Composer Behind 'Let It Go' from 'Frozen' Is Also Behind World's Most Annoying Song


The Most Important Photos from Before, During and After Last Night's Oscar Ceremony


Here's the Obligatory Jimmy Kimmel Post-Oscar Movie Trailers


86th Academy Award Winners -- Complete List


Jimmy Fallon Plunged Into Icy Lake Michigan This Morning


Jim Parsons Hosts Literally the Worst 'Saturday Night Live' Episode in a Decade


Only in the UK is Aaron Paul Completely Overshadowed by the '50 Shades of Grey' Lead


Ian McKellen And Patrick Stewart Take Over Seth Meyers' 'Late Night,' Finally Class Up the Joint


The Fourth Annual Pajiba Academy Award Telecast Quiz and Contest


The 20 Most Deserving Oscar Winners from the Last 25 Years


A Quick Primer on Arthur Chu, the Current Villain of 'Jeopardy'


The Smoky Flesh of Jennifer Lawrence Will Soon Be Smoothed with Honey, Spiced Orange Zest, and Ginger, Just as Nature Intended


The Second Season Trailer for 'Orphan Black' Looks OK


The 16 Best Answers Sarah Michelle Gellar Gave During Her Reddit AMA


Horrible Racist White Lady Knows Exactly How 'That Black Football Player' Feels


The Exact Moment Our Admiration For These 5 Celebrities Transformed Into Shameful Lust


God Is in the Details: John Candy, Rick Moranis, Catherine O'Hara, Harold Ramis, and The Rise and Fall of 'SCTV'


Allison Williams Got Engaged, and the 'People' Magazine Comments Section Offers Their, Uh, Congratulations?


Drew Barrymore and Adam Sandler Duet on Fallon, and Damn! When Did Sandler Let Himself Go?


Watch Sweaty, Shirtless Young Matthew McConaughey Get Shot In The Head On 'Unsolved Mysteries'


Paul Rudd's Dance Performance In GIF Form Is the Reason Why the Terrorist Will Never Win


Time is a Flat Circle: How Best to Approach the Next Season of 'True Detective'


Sh*tkicker Ranking 'Raw Deal,' This Week's Snarly Episode of 'Justified'


Watch: Godzilla + Ozymandias = Godzymandias


Paul Rudd and Jimmy Fallon's Lip Sync Battle Is the Thing In Your Life That You Never Knew You Needed So Badly


5 Streaming TV Series You Always Meant to Get Around to Finishing But Totally Forgot


The Daniel Radcliffe Neckbeard Threat Level Has Just Entered DEFCON 1, COCKED PISTOL


Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Separate After Nine Years, Because Duh


Should You Watch NBC's 'About a Boy' TV Show?


Justin Timberlake Responds to a Fan Flipping Him the Bird with Maximum Charm


Amy Poehler Surrenders to George Clooney in Seth Meyers' 'Late Night' Debut


The Case Against Frank Gallagher: Is It OK to Root For Someone to Die Miserably and Alone?


Harold Ramis Dead at 69


Meet Your New 'Dancing with the Stars' Co-Host, Who's Great Even If You Don't Like DWTS


How 'Girls' Became Television's Most Genuine, Honest-to-Goodness Hate Watch


Human Tofu with Stubble, Sam Worthington, Arrested For Rightfully Punching Paparazzo


Our Biggest Fear with the Comcast/Time Warner Merger Has Been Allayed by Deal with Netflix


'True Detective' Recap: Open Questions and Theories After Episode 6, 'Haunted House'


'Heroes' Returning to NBC, and '24' Is Returning to Fox. 'Pushing Daisies,' 'Terriers' Still Whistling in the Corner


What Is the Best Movie On Netflix?


Who is the 'True Detectives' Yellow King? Forget That: Who Are The 5 Horsemen?


London's Most Beautifully Hung Celebrity Talks About the Time He Accidentally Exposed His Todger


Fallon and Timberlake in 'The History of Rap Part 5': The Novelty May Be Gone, But the Infectiousness Remains


Kevin Costner's '3 Days to Kill' Is Miserable, and Amber Heard Is a Failure to Oversexed Mediocrity


The Flat Circle: How 'True Detective' Brilliantly Employs Genre Conventions to Misdirect Its Audience


Terrible 'True Detective' Theory Based on the Poster Gives Terrible 'True Detective' Theories a Bad Name


Goddamnit Hollywood, Find Something Better for Gina Carano Than This


All Former 'Happy Endings' Cast Members Officially Employed After Elisha Cuthbert Cast as Lesbian in 'One Big Happy Family'


Here's What Bradley Cooper Sounds Like as the Voice of Rocket Raccoon in 'Guardians of the Galaxy'


Eww! Gorgeous Michelle Obama Joins Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell in Full Drag for a Dance Party


Is It OK for a Furiously Heterosexual Male to Have a Man Crush on Chris Pratt? Let's Investigate


Amy Adams, Bless Her Heart, Can't Talk about Philip Seymour Hoffman Without Choking Up


Cable TV: Winter Is Coming


About the Time Peter Dinklage Watched a Man Die, and How He Didn't Realize He May Have Been Responsible for the Man's Death


Patrick Stewart's Perfect Twitter Reaction To 'The Guardian' Accidentally Outing Him As Gay


In Unrelated Stories, Brian Williams Performs 'Rappers Delight,' Apologizes to Arsenio Hall


Jonah Hill and Jimmy Fallon Go to Hashtag Town, and Once Again, Questlove Is the Sole Voice of Reason


In An Op-Ed For 'NYTimes,' Therapist James Franco Explores Shia LaBeouf's Recent Antics


That Bland Guy From The 'Die Hard' Movie Will Play Kyle Reese Opposite Emilia Clarke In 'Terminator' Reboot


No Big Deal: Cobie Smulders and Alyson Hannigan Just Made Out on 'Inside the Actor's Studio'


Here's Who the Batman Prequel 'Gotham' Cast As Its Sadistic Gangster Boss


There's No Better Gauge of Our Humanity Than the Random Kindness of Strangers


Charming Potato and Jonah Hill Are the Chris Brown and Rihanna of the Latest '22 Jump Street' Trailer


Nobody Wears No Pants with More Class than Cobie Smulders


Alyson Hannigan Tweets Darling Ovary Punching Picture of Her Daughters in MacLaren's Pub


Watch the Terrific Full Trailer for the Whedon-y 'Guardians of the Galaxy'


Here's What Happened When Jimmy Kimmel Delivered a Full Sports Report for a Local Los Angeles Affiliate


How Does Kate Upton Look Wearing a Bikini in Zero Gravity? Besides Cold?


Who Are These Beautiful Faces That Make Up the Cast of Netflix's New Psychological Thriller?


Forehead Slap: Jimmy Kimmel Convinces Pedestrians That President Franklin D. Roosevelt Just Died


Amy Adams' Magical Cleavage Gets the Nod Over Jennifer Lawrence's Excellent Manicure


Patton Oswalt's Twitter Reactions to 'True Detective' Are Better Than Any Review You'll Ever Read


The Sneak Peak of the 'Guardians of the Galaxy' Trailer Reveals Sweaty, Godly Chris Pratt


Alexandra Daddario Reacts to the Knowledge that President Obama Has Seen Her Boobs


Ken Jeong's Impression of His 'Community' Co-Star Jonathan Banks Is Hilarious, Spot On


'Batman vs. Man of Steel's' New Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot, Shows Off Her, Uh, Amazonian Biceps


Welcome to 11:30, B*tch: Jimmy Fallon's 'Tonight Show' Will Be the Warmest, Fuzziest Hour of Late Night


Funny: Elaine Stritch Dropping an F Bomb on the 'Today' Show. Hilarious: Kathie Lee's Reaction


The 'How I Met Your Mother' Cast Reveals Top Ten Surprises In the Finale on Letterman


Watch Chris Farley's Original 'Down by the River' Sketch From His Second City Days


How One of the Bravest Moments In Television History Paved the Way for Ellen Page's Coming Out Speech


Can We Take a Second to Discuss THAT Thing That Happened in the Premiere of 'House of Cards'


Is Rust Cohle the Monster in 'True Detective'? Here's the Evidence For and Against


Here's Your List of 2014 BAFTA Winners, Otherwise Known as a Slightly Different List than Those Other Winners' List


Miley-Porn Enthusiasts Won't Be Disappointed In These Images From Her 'Bangerz' Tour


Wendell Pierce Reacts To Michael Dunn Verdict: 'F**k America!'


Arya Stark Has a 'People to Kill' List in the New 'Game of Thrones' Trailer


'The LEGO Movie' Whooped 'Robocop's' Metal Ass at the Box Office This Weekend


Michael Sam Gets a Standing Ovation at a Missouri Basketball Game


If The Cast Tweets Are Any Indication, the 'How I Met Your Mother' Finale Is Going to Be A Real Bawler


In Surprise to No One Who Has Written for the Internet, Science Reveals Online Trolls Are Real-Life Sadists


'About Last Night' Is The Best Valentine's Day Weekend Major Release in a Decade


The Worst Valentine's Day Weekend Romantic Comedies of the Last Decade


A Complete List Of All The Horrible Things That Could Happen to You Because Of the Comcast/Time Warner Merger


Kate Mara Slums Around Her House in High Heels and Lingerie, Just Like the Rest of Us


Slamming the Pit Fantastic: Casting Actors In the Lead Roles in 10 of Ben Folds' Best Pop Songs


Drake Refuses to do Magazine Press After 'Rolling Stone' Took Away His Cover in Favor of Philip Seymour Hoffman


The Unpublicized Resolutions to Five Sensationalized Celebrity Sex and Violence Scandals


Cool 'Shameless' Casting Detail Reveals Minor Spoilers


'Tammy' Teaser: Melissa McCarthy Knows No Shame, and Thank God For It


January Jones Accuses '50 Shades of Grey' Of Ripping Off 'Mad Men,' Seinfeld Accuses 'The LEGO Movie' Of Joke Theft


'Gotham' Casts One of TV's Most Lethal Show Killers as James Gordon's Partner


Michael Sam and How Sports Radio is the Trojan Horse Unleashing the Message of Acceptance into Conservative America


Sh*tkicker Ranking 'Kill the Messenger,' This Week's Episode of Justified'


The Whimsiquirkilicious Choice to Play the Lead in 'How I Met Your Dad' Is Amazingly Perfect or The Worst Idea Ever


The Disturbingly Suggestive Review Graham Greene Wrote of a Shirley Temple Movie That Nearly Led to His Imprisonment


DC's 'Gotham' Begins to Take Shape, as The Penguin and Alfred Pennyworth Have Been Cast


The A**hole's Guide to Breaking Up with a Significant Other Before Valentine's Day


Dear Celebrities: Before Tweeting about Woody Allen, Put Down Your Keyboard and Step Away from the F**king Computer


Sitcom Battle Of The Gimmick Seasons: 'How I Met Your Mother' vs. 'Archer Vice'


Quick Question: Did Katy Perry Make the Honking Sound When She Grabbed Anna Kendrick's Boob?


Kristen Stewart Writes Poetry That Will Make Your Gums Ache


Screen Legend Shirley Temple Dead at 85


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'Saturday Night Live' Gets It In Gear, Hires Black, Female Cast Member


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A Certain Four Year Old Is Not Very Happy About Peter Capaldi Replacing Matt Smith as 'Doctor Who'


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The Week's Most Adorable Proposal Video Ensures a 'Yes' Answer with a Sweet Aaron Paul Cameo


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Kate McKinnon Molested John Goodman's Face With Her Tongue on Last Night's 'SNL' and It Was Grossilarious


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Step Aside Tom and Rita: There's a New Most Adorable Married Celebrity Couple in Our Midst


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The Real-Life Love Interests of the Cast of 'Love Actually'


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Classy Ian McKellen Responds to Damian Lewis' Accusation that McKellan Is a 'Fruity Actor' Who 'Only Plays Wizards'


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A Totally Fascinating Fact I Learned About the 'Star Wars' Character R2D2 From The Sound Editor on 'The Wire'


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A Conversation With Myself Over the Non-Existent Jennifer Lawrence Backlash


Just When You Thought You Couldn't Find James Franco Any More Repulsive, He Plumbs Sticky New Depths


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The Return on the Investment of the 10 Most Expensive Animated Films Ever Made


Maria Bello Outed Herself in the Sweetest Way Imaginable


Roseanne Barr Goes On Nasty, Anti-Hollywood, Anti-Anderson Cooper Twitter Rant


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A Tribute to the Greatest Holiday Special Ever


Rashida Jones and Jimmy Fallon Turn the Year's Biggest Hits into Fantastic Holiday Songs


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The 30 Leggiest Adult Films Of the Modern Era


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Biz Break: Roseanne Unloads on Chuck Lorre on Twitter, and TV's Latest Renewals and Cancellations


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Jennifer Lawrence Expresses Her Opinion on Dieting: 'Go F**k Yourself'


Republican Congressman to CNN Anchor: 'Carol, You're Beautiful But You Have to Be Honest as Well'


Last Night on Colbert, Daniel Radcliffe Challenged Elijah Wood To a Fight


Loony Anne Coulter Insists that 'Breaking Bad' Is a Christian Parable and that Jesse Pinkman Accepted Jesus


Jon Stewart Apologizes for Calling the GOP 'Taint-Sniff McGillicutties'; What He Meant Was 'Self-Righteous Orwellian Zebra Queefs'


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Xenophobic Fox Cast David Tennant in American Remake of 'Broadchurch'


Hey Ladies: This is How Real, Ordinary Men Would Look in Sexy Underwear Ads


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9 Brilliant Films Featuring a Minimalist Cast and Virtually No Supporting Characters


Ten Bottle Episodes Your Favorite TV Series Should Make Happen Immediately


Aaron Paul's New Dance Track, 'Dance Bitch!' Sounds Like Donald Duck Having a Vietnam Nightmare


Stephen Colbert Explains How Walter White and and the Government Shutdown Are More Similar Than You Think


The Avett Brothers Sing Heavy Metal Songs, Destroy Your Mullets


Premiere Week Scorecard: Grading the Fall's New Television Series


What We Learned From the Lustfully Scientific Series Premiere of 'Masters of Sex'


The 11 Highest Grossing Debut Efforts from Actors Turned Directors


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Vince Gilligan Explains Why the Writers Made the Choices They Made in the 'Breaking Bad' Series Finale


Shoe Let the Dogs Out: Scoring the Season Premiere of 'Saturday Night Live'


"Breaking Bad," Skyler White, and Unspoken Double Standard We Place on Female Anti-Heroes


Thor Goes Vroom Vroom in 'Rush,' Ron Howard's Tense, Spellbinding Race-Car Action Drama


'The Michael J. Fox Show' Is the Best Parkinson's Sitcom in the History of Network Television


Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream Ice Cream Endorsed by 'Breaking Bad's' Sociopathic White Supremacist!


Vince Gilligan Announces His Next Project on 'Conan' Last Night, and No One Saw This Coming


Blake Shelton, 'Vulgar Adulterer Hated By God,' Mouths Off to Those Westboro Baptist Church 'Dipsh*ts'


Ron Swanson Giggling Is the Greatest Justification Yet for Vine


Kevin Smith Unretires to Make a Walrus Monster Movie, Talks Ben Affleck as Batman


'Between Two Ferns' with Justin Bieber Is Even More Awkward, Abusive than Usual


Jimmy Fallon, Sesame Street & The Roots Chase ALL the Clouds Away By Singing the 'Sesame Street' Theme


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Important: 'Parenthood's' Peter Krause Can Juggle, Speak French, and Walk On His Hands


Joss Whedon: 'No' To More 'Buffy,' But Maybe to a Tasty Boba Fett Flick


First Trailer for Aaron Paul's 'Need for Speed' Takes a Cue from the 'Breaking Bad' 'Ozymandias' Trailer


Samuel L. Jackson Conjugates, Motherf***ker, and He Thinks President Obama Should, Too


Joseph Gordon Levitt and Stephen Merchant's Lip Sync Competition Will Kill You with Awesomeness


Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake Finally Veer Into the Completely Obnoxious with #Hashtag Conversation


Watch Tina Fey Endure a Wardrobe Malfunction During 'Saturday Night Live' Season Premiere Promos


'The Goldbergs' May Be Fall's Best New Sitcom, While 'The Trophy Wife' Definitely Is Not


Kurt Sutter to the Parents Television Council President: 'You're a Pathetic F**king Douchebag and I Bet Your Own Kids Hate You'


Things Stephen King Dislikes This Week: 'Hunger Games,' 'Twilight,' '50 Shades of Grey' and Kubrick's 'The Shining' Adaptation


Emmy-Winning Julia Louis-Dreyfus Has a Meltdown Over a Coffee Order (All in Good Fun)


The 2013 Emmy Awards By the Numbers: 21 Numerical Facts About This Year's Awards Ceremony


10 Movies That Debuted With Less Than $1,000 at the Box Office in 2013


'Battle of the Year' Review: Finally, a Breakdance Movie Centered Around the Old White Guy


The Play's the Thing: 'Breaking Bad's' Act V


In 24 Hours, 'Grand Theft Auto' Beat the Entire Domestic Runs of the Years' Top Two Films


About the Time a Drunk Louis C.K. Hit on Gwyneth Paltrow


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'We're All Batman': Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Best Answers During His Reddit AMA


Saoirse Ronan Is Up for Star Wars, According to the Internet, Which Also Thinks Bryan Cranston is Lex Luther and Jennifer Aniston is Pregnant


The Final Two Episodes of 'Breaking Bad' Will Be Longer, and According to Aaron Paul, 'Messier'


Jeff Bridges Was Not Blown Away By 'R.I.P.D.' Either, Man


10 Reasons You Shouldn't Even Consider Bothering with Seth MacFarlane's Sh*tty, Thoughtless and Offensive Sitcom, 'Dads'


More On 'Ozymandias,' The Flowery Scent of Girl Poops, and Allison Janney Is the Internet's Spirit Animal


Biz Break: Now You Can Skip to All of Lizzy Caplan's Sex Scenes in 'Masters of Sex' from Your Cubicles


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About 'Batman and Robin' You Probably Don't Know Or Actively Repressed


Henry Cavill Demands Respect on the Set of 'Sesame Street'


Ben Affleck on the Internet's Response to Him Being Cast as Batman: 'I Handle Sh*t'


Screencapping One of the 90's Best Teen Comedies: 'Ten Things I Hate About You'


The Awesome Power of Netflix on the Box Office, and the 10 Biggest Horror Movie Openings of All Time


The Emmy Awards Hand Out Trophies to the Winners in the Best Guest Actor/Actress and Theme Song Categories


'Saturday Night Live' Sets a Succession Plan For 'Weekend Update'


10 Little-Seen Movies That Launched the Feature-Film Careers of Ten of Today's Best Actors


'Boardwalk Empire' S4E2 'Resignation' In a Nutshell: Chalky White Gets His Brother Mouzone


30 Adorable, Amazing, and Hilarious Behind-the-Scenes Photos of 'Empire Strikes Back' That Will Make You Fall In Love All Over Again


'Insidious: Chapter 2': Bad Movie, Good Scares


Wes Anderson: Most Divisive Director Ever or Celebrate His Whole Catalogue?


'Homefront' Trailer: Statham. Franco. Which One Will Get Flogged With a Kitchen Utensil?


The Surest Sign That Chris Hemsworth's Formula One Racing Movie, 'Rush' Is Destined to Fail at the Box Office


When the Trade News Pubs Refer to You as Unpleasant, Difficult, Entitled, and Ungrateful, You May Have an Image Problem


Irate Man Goes Apesh*t Ballistic, Threatens Use of Machine Gun After Being Put on Hold by Customer Service for Three Hours


Adorable 'Orange Is the New Black' Set Photos an Update on Laura Prepon's Status in the Show


TIFF Review: 'Night Moves' Could Have Used More Forward Momentum


On the 10th Anniversary of His Death, Remembering How John Ritter Unwittingly Helped Change the Perception of Gay Men


Courtney Love Thinks Miley Cyrus Is a F---ed Up, Hillbilly Punk Rocker, and '50 Shades' Laughable Sperm Scene


Speaking Ill of The Dead: Children Rip Their Abusive Mother in Chilling Obituary


On the 20th Anniversary of 'The X-Files,' Gillian Anderson Thanks David Duchovny For Those Speedos


Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake Run Us Through the Evolution of the End Zone Dance


Olivia Munn Explains How She Faked an Orgasm When She Lost Her Virginity


25 Practical Tips About the Horrors of Raising Twins That You Will Never Learn from Movies and TV


TIFF Review: 'Jodorowsky's Dune,' The Documentary About The Unmade Film that Supposedly Revolutionized Sci-Fi


Turns Out, Brilliant Jimmy Kimmel Was Behind the Internet's Girl-On-Fire Twerk Fail


The Year's 10 Highest Grossing Modestly Budgeted and Art House Films


A Nutshell Guide to Better Understanding "Boardwalk Empire's" Season Premiere, "New York Sour"


10 Men You Seriously Never Want to See Without Facial Hair


TIFF Review: "Blue is the Warmest Color" Is Full of Warmth, With a Side of Blues


Vin Diesel Sings a Rihanna Song to His Real-Life Girlfriend Because Vin Diesel is Metal


Can We Take a Minute and Talk About Robin Thicke's Douchtache?


"True Blood's" Joe Manganiello Shaves His Beard and Now He's Only Better Looking than 98 Percent of America


Sensitive Dog Lovers Beware: Sarah Silverman Displays Genuine Emotion In Her Dog's Obituary


Well, You've Ruined It Now, Fincher. You May As Well Recast Katherine Heigl for the Female Lead in "Gone Girl"


The Love Interest for Zack Snyder's Batman Will Be "Tall and Possess Physicality." We Have a Suggestion


Bad Ass Old Man Ian McKellan Cast as Sherlock Holmes


Walton Goggins Is the Latest Awesome Actor To Be Cast in "Community"


Ryan Gosling and Shailene Woodley, Among Others, Turned Down the Leads in "50 Shades of Gray" Because OF REASONS SHUT UP


Christina Hendricks Promoted from Stripper to Mom in Gillian Flynn's "Dark Places"


10 Terrific Performances in Otherwise Bad Movies


"Luther" Season Three Will Pummel Your Pretty Little American Faces Into Mushmouthed Hamburger


The 10 Biggest Opening Weekends for Foreign Language Films of All Time


Scarlett Johansson Also Forgets to Wear a Shirt in the Freaky as Hell Trailer for "Under the Skin"


Zac Efron Stands There With No Shirt On and Keeps His Pretty Mouth Shut in Seth Rogen's "Neighbors" Trailer


"Downton Abbey's" Got a Black Guy Now, Nick Miller Wears Sleeveless T-Shirts, and James Franco Does "The Mindy Project"


"50 Shades of Grey" Locks In Its Official Leads, and They're Not Who You'd Expect


See Girl Run Review: Adam Scott's Sweet Entry into the Anti Rom-Com Rom Com Genre


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Dinner Theater: Three Netflix Series to Watch Between Bites


A Phone Interview with Eric Bana, Who Forgot He Was in the Movie He Was Promoting


Fall Promos for "Scandal" and "How I Met Your Mother": Give It Up, Mosby. For Christ's Sake


Quiz: How Many of These 20 Actors Can You Match with Their Popular, Long-Running Television Series?


The Box-Office's Top 20 Films of the Summer Prove That Cheaper Is Often Better


Sleazy Warner Brothers Employees Get Caught With their Hands in Forbidden Internet Jars


Huh? Get Out of Here! Steff from "Pretty in Pink" Has Been Cast as the Villain in "The Avengers" Sequel?


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What If the Studios Behind the 5 Worst Movies of the Summer Had Blurbed Pajiba Critics?


Hiss! Spit! Hooray! Yes! Are These the 50 Funniest Movies of All Time?


Yeah, Bitch! Moses: Check Out the Killer Cast of Ridley's Scott's Biblical Flick, "Exodus"


Matt Damon Defends Ben Affleck as Batman, But, Umm, Throws Shade at the Character


David Morrissey, Who Plays the Governor on "The Walking Dead," Is Getting His Own Show on AMC


George Eads Takes a Leave of Absence From "CSI" After Sparring with a Writer, Who Happens to Be Pregnant. Why Is That Detail Important?


Applying to a Review of USA Network's "Suits" the Same Irrational Hatred Many Apply to Aaron Sorkin's "Newsroom"


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Cops Called in After Alec Baldwin Rightfully Gets Belligerent with Member of the Paparazzi


Jon Lajoie, a.k.a., Taco from "The League," Wrote a Song About Miley's VMA Performance


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Katie Holmes and Colin Powell Cut a Rug with Dorky Aplomb, Own Their Uncoolness


Ranking The 30 Most Pressing Television Questions We Have About the Rest of 2013


How the Weekend Demonstrated Everything We Love About Hollywood And Everything Disappointing About Its Audiences


Here's 'N Sync's Reunion Performance at the MTV VMA's


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"Short Term 12" Review: A Marvel of Kindness and Warmth, an Early Contender for the Most Criminally Overlooked Film of 2013


"Drinking Buddies" Review: Jake Johnson Faces an Impossible Decision: Anna Kendrick or Olivia Wilde?


Here Are "Saturday Night Live's" Next Four Featured Players, According to Reports


The 30 Most Rewatchable Movies of the Modern Era


After Lively Controversy, the Primetime Emmy for Best Inanimate Object Is Awarded


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Spoiler Alert for the "Pompeii" Trailer: The Volcano Wins


"Prison Break" Star Wentworth Miller Comes Out As 41-Year-Old Man


Mandy Patinkin Speaks So Passionately About His "Princess Bride" Character That Your Heart Is Probably Going to Explode


What's Next for the Cast of "Happy Endings"?


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"Parkland" Trailer: Death Is a Nasty, Undignified Business, Even to the Greatest of Men


Who Is the Most Adorable BFF? Amy Poehler and Aubrey Plaza or Angelia Kinsey and Jenna Fischer?


"Community," Refusing to Let Him Die in Peace, Brings Jonathan Banks Aboard as a Cast Member


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts You Might Not Know About "Veronica Mars"


Spoilers Abound: The 10 Television Characters We'll Miss the Most This Fall


Avril Lavigne Gives Danica McKellar a Long, Slow, Deep, Soft, Wet Kiss That Lasts Three Days


A Pale and Stale Shadow of the Real Thing: Pop Culture's Tired Obsession with White People


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Ranking Mindy's Ten Best Past and Future Love Interests on "The Mindy Project"


Maine's Governor Says President Obama "Hates White People," Continues To Be The Country's Worst Governor


10 Movies That Made Hundreds of Millions in Box-Office Dollars And Yet Somehow Showed No Profit


Biz Break: The Internet Shamelessly Objectifies John Legend (Thank You), and Mark Ruffalo Gives a Stirring Speech About Abortion


J.J. Abrams' Production Company Releases Mysterious Teaser Trailer for Unknown Movie or REALLY Cool Cologne Ad


"Jobs" Review: A Movie About a Titan Starring a Tit


At Least Harrison Ford's Worthless "Paranoia" Reaffirms What A Shamelessly Terrible Film Critic Pete Hammond Is


"Ain't Them Bodies Saints": Bonnie & Clyde By Way of Terrence Malick


Ranking September's 5 Most Anticipated New and Returning Cables Dramas


Oprah Winfrey Just Can't Help Her Damn Self, Gives Away A Car on Kimmel


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Here's a Look at the Cast of Lifetime's Incest Drama "Flowers in the Attic"


"Orange Is the New Black" Promotes Three, Adds One, and Drops Laura Prepon


Let's Meet "Parks and Recreation's" Bizarro Equivalents in Eagleton


A Brief Open Letter to Showtime About the Final Season of "Dexter"


Turns Out, Bill Nighy Was Also Approached to Play the 12th Doctor Who


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"Breaking Bad" Recut as the Necessary Walter White/Jesse Pinkman Gay Rom Com We've Longed to See


20 Celebrities And the (Mostly) Minor Birth and Physical Defects They Have Overcome


Chloë Grace Moretz Dazzles with a Butterfly Knife, Scares the Sh** Out of Her Insurers


Bryan Cranston Mentions that He Likes Lex Luthor, Internet Goes Insane


"Mob City" Trailer: Frank Darabont's F*** You Letter to AMC


Circumcision Was So Worth It: Boy Becomes a Man Spectacularly Choreographed Bar Mitzvah Entrance


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Now that Christopher Nolan's "Interstellar" Has Begun Production, Let's Look at the Outstanding Cast He Has Assembled


The "Parks and Recreation" Casts Looks On in Horror as Ron Swanson Releives Himself In the Corner


Mindhole Blowers: 25 Facts You Might Now Know About HBO's "Six Feet Under"


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"Planes" Review: Disney's Cynical, Exploitative Crowd-Pleasing Winner


A Flash and Glimpse: What's the First Movie You Remember Seeing?


Sixteen-year-old Chloe Moretz Teaches 51-Year-Old Jim Carrey a Needed Lesson in Fiction vs. Reality


Showtime's "Masters of Sex" Trailer Features Plenty of Cold, Hard, Clinical Non-Reproductive Fornication


Biz Break: I Don't Feel That I Need to Explain My Art to You, Warren


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Ever the Pro, Stephen Colbert Interviews Matt Damon While Being Crushed by a Vending Machine


Lady Gaga Really Should Lessons in Weirdness from Tilda Swinton


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"The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug" First Trailer: Not Even the Dragon Can Excite Us


John Oliver's First Day on "The Daily Show" Is "Weird" But Great


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Is a Theon Greyjoy/Dick in a Box Mashup Really Necessary? The Internet Thinks So


The Critics' Choice Television Awards People Do Not Have Their Heads All the Way Up Their Asses!


For Your Consideration: The 10 Most Devastating Episodes of the TV Season


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Holy Sh*t! Neil Patrick Harris Is a Golden God


10 Immensely Deserving Performances That Will Almost Certainly Be Ignored by Emmy Voters This Year


"In the Flesh" Review and Why Zombies Are the Most Versatile Monsters


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Amy Poehler and Adam Scott Star in The Greatest Event in the Television History (Part 2)


Jon Stewart Says Goodbye to "The Daily Show" For the Summer


Some Useless Marzipan Dildo Had the Audacity to to Slut-Shame Kate Winslet


Local News Reporter Completely Loses Her Sh*t After Witnessing a Magic Trick


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George R.R. Martin Reacts to the Reaction Video to This Week's Episode of "Game of Thrones"


Jimmy Fallon's Barbershop Quartet Singing "I Wanna Sex You Up" Is a Reason Not to Put Your Underwear Back on this Morning


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Here's an Adorably Blonde and Tiny 18 Year Old Tatiana Maslany in "Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed"


First Look Evangeline Lilly In "The Hobbit Part II": She Steals from the Rich and Gives to the ... er ... Lost?


Andy Samberg's New Rap Name is Well Suited to the Times We Live


Casting News Delivers Major Spoiler (Kind Of) to Showtime's "Shameless"


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Suck It, Lohan: Helena Bonham Carter As Elizabeth Taylor Is Kooky Perfection


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The 15 Most Accurate Reactions to the Return of AMC's "The Killing"


Let's Take a Sweet and Innocuous Daniel Radcliffe Interview and Twist It Into Something Offensive and Condescending!


Oh, Lifetime. You've Really Outdone Yourself This Time: "The Anna Nicole Story" Teaser


Here's Arya Stark's Video Reaction to Last Night's Episode of "Game of Thrones"


The Reaction Video Supercut to Last Night's Episode of "Game of Thrones" that Smug Book Readers Totally Deserve


The 101 Best Written TV Shows of All Time According to the Writers Guild of America


Vince Vaughn's "The Internship" and the Limits of a Movie Critic's Ability to Overcome Bad Marketing


The 23 Directors Who Have Been Nominated for Both a Best Director Oscar and a Golden Raspberry for Worst Director


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Ain't Nobody Got Time for That: Shows We Love and Then Leave


"Now You See Me" and the Critical Double Standard When It Comes to Empty Cinematic Spectacles


Here's a Picture of Sandra Bullock with The Dark Knight, Because It's What the World Needs Right Now


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Mindhole Blowers: What Could've Been Edition -- The Early and Nearly Catastrophic Casting Choices for 15 Teen Comedies


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The Internet Is Being a Whiny, Spoiled B*tch About the Return of "Arrested Development" But It Didn't Ruin Anything


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Louis Leterrier Addresses the "Famously Horrible" 3D Conversion On His "Clash of Titans"


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The Awkward, Incredibly Unsexy Early Years of the Leading Men from "Fast and Furious 6"


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The Internet's 20 Finest Behind the Scene Photos from the "Iron Man" Franchise


Thirty Seven Years Ago, Lorne Michaels Offered The Beatles $3,000 to Reunite on "Saturday Night Live"


A Painfully Awkward Interview Where I Attempt to Get Bradley Cooper to Admit "The Hangover Part III" Is a Bad Film


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Alexander Payne's "Nebraska" Is a Minor Film Lacking in Revelations


TIL: Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman Discovered Bill Hader, Who Thinks Justin Bieber is a Douche


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10 Movies That Would've Been Even Better If They'd Starred Anna Kendrick


10 Of Cinema's Most Impressive Redneck Transformations (Plus Keanu Reeves)


Review: Steven Soderbergh's Joyously Gay "Behind The Candelabra"


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Jennifer Lawrence Gets Her Hairs Cut, Wears Pink Heels, Internet Loses Its Damn Mind


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10 Things You Need To Know In Order To Be a Productive Member of Today's Pop Culture Society: Monday Edition


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17 Oscar Nominees Who Had Their Forgettable Films Unceremoniously Dumped On Oscar Weekend


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The 2013 Academy Award Winners


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The Third Annual Pajiba Academy Award Telecast Quiz and Contest


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Mindhole Blowers: 30 Fascinating Facts About "Saturday Night Live"


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Pilot Watch: Power Ranking 10 Recent Casting Decisions


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Is Jonathan Levine Hollywood's Most Romantic Director?


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The Two Super Bowl GIFs That Summarized Everything We Love and Hate About Beyoncé


The Ten Best Super Bowl Ads of 2013


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5 Television Shows Renewed for Additional Seasons


25 Striking Celebrity Photos Provided With No Context Whatsoever


20 Underappreciated Gems Currently Playing on Netflix Instant (2013)


Bam Margera Transcends Gaucherie, Urinates In His Own Mouth, Achieves American Dream


Vanity Fair's Adventures in Hollywood Issue Features Eddie Redmayne Dancing with a Bear and Emma Stone Cuddling with an Emu


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In a Determined Effort to Break Our Hearts, Alison Janney Joins Chuck Lorre Sitcom


The 10 Directors Who Have Accumulated the Most Box-Office Dollars Without Directing a Sequel


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30 Brain-Bleaching Moments From "Movie 43" That You Can Never Unsee


The Highest Grossing Movies of 2013


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Stunning "Mad Men" Promotional Images: Ain't No Party Like a "Mad Men" Party Because a "Mad Men" Party Has Drinks!


The 10 Biggest Box Office Flops of 2013


"The Following" Review: Like Being Spoonfed with a Pick-Axe


"Mad Men" Gets a Return Date, That Weasel Pete Campbell Already Bracing for Punches


Who Looks Classier In Next to Nothing? Monica Belluci, Jessica Chastain, or Kate Upton?


Fox News Believes "Downton Abbey" Poses a Threat to the Left


Television's 10 Most Beloved Republican Characters


The Biggest Box Office Stars of All Time Are No Longer Box Office Stars


Last Night on "Saturday Night Live," The Writers Hung Jennifer Lawrence Out to Dry


Jennifer Lawrence's Bikini Backside and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week


Broken City Review: Not Bad for a Bad Movie


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BBC America's "Ripper Street": What the Critics Are Saying


Mindhole Blowers: What Could've Been Edition -- Early Casting Choices for Twenty 2012 Films


Jennifer Lawrence Denies This Is Her Backside, Continues to Be Crazy Terrific


Why "Happy Endings" Won't Earn a "Community"-Like 'Save Our Show' Campaign


Dear Internet: If You're Going to Continue to Bitch About Lena Dunham and "Girls," At Least Watch the Goddamn Show


Which 2012 Awards-Contending Movie Do You Feel Is Overpraised?


"The Carrie Diaries" Review: A Manhattan Fairy-Tale Set In a Mythical Place Called "The 1980s"


Five Words That Should Make You Terrified of the New "Walking Dead" Showrunner: "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance"


Zack Snyder Is Developing A New 'Star Wars' Movie, But Not Episode VII


Ranking the Box Office Results of the Last 30 Best Picture Winners, Adjusted for Inflation


The 2013 Golden Globe Winners


Lena Dunham's Sloppy Backside and the Week's 10 Most Popular Posts


Goddamnit, Seth MacFarlane: Stop Making Me Like You. It's Pissing Me Off


The 2012 Oscars and How "Best" Almost Never Means "Favorite"


If You Thought Alison Brie as Captain America Was Sexy, Amber Heard as Thor Will Blow Off Your Codpiece


The 2013 Academy Award Nominations


Charlie Sheen Will Be On Television Every Week For the Rest Of Your Life. Probably.


The Reason Why "The Walking Dead" Sh*tcanned Its Showrunner, And Why "Arrested Development" Won't Be the Reunion We Expected


The 2013 Oscar Nomination Snubs


The 2013 Razzie Nominations


About the Time Abraham Lincoln Ordered the Largest Mass Execution in U.S. History


All Your Favorite Shows May Be Cancelled: "Happy Endings" Bombs On Sundays Against those Posh British Ratings Bullies


I Dunno Who Ashley Benson Is, But Here She Is Dry Humping a Floor While James Franco Lip Syncs a Justin Bieber Song


Pajiba Love: The Next Generation: Lena Dunham Will Change the Way You Think About Dental Hygeine


Those Bastards At NBC Continue To String Us Along On the Fate of "Community," Plus More on "The Office" and "Up All Night"


The 10 Highest Grossing Opening-Weekend-of-the-Year Movies


Bitch I'm Fabulous: The 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week


The 10 Best Movies of 2012


The 10 Most Rewatchable Films of 2012


Dear Texas Chainsaw 3D Target Audience: It Gets Better


The 10 For Your Consideration Ads Least Likely To Be Considered by Academy Voters


"New Girl's" Nick Miller Reveals His New Year's Resolutions


The 10 Most Scathing and Bitchy Film Reviews of 2012


The 25 Highest Grossing Films of 2012 Wordwide


Ranking the Trailers for the 9 Must-Miss Movies of January


New "Walking Dead" Teaser Is Like a Feather Tickler to Your Zombie Ass


Pajiba's 50 Most Popular Posts of 2012


The Review of "Parental Guidance" I'd Probably Write If I Actually Bothered to See "Parental Guidance"


The 15 Best "Saturday Night Live" Sketches of 2012


The 15 Highest Christmas Day Box Office Grosses of All Time


12 New Photos From 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Will Beam a Cumber Into Your Batch


The 10 Most Pirated TV Shows of 2012


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10 Things You Might Have Missed While Decking the Malls with Shame and Vomit


"This Is 40" Review: The Year's Ugliest, Most Honest and Least Romantic Romantic Comedy


"The Guilt Trip" Review: Seth Rogen Takes a Blood Sh*t on Christmas


What They Look Like Now: Child Actors You Completely Forgot About Edition


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Here's What the Full Cast of Joss Whedon's S.H.I.E.L.D Looks Like


Picture Dump: The Vanity Fair Comedy Issue Outtakes Are Pretty Fantastic


Here's the Trailer for that Ben Affleck Movie More People Will Write About Than Watch


J.D. and Turk Sing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," Win Christmas. Again


The 10 Most Completely Forgettable Films of 2012: A Celebration of Mediocrity


One Image To Commemorate Each of the 15 Years Since Chris Farley Was Taken Away From Us


Pretty Picture Dump: January Jones As a Prostitute and Jennifer Aniston as a Stripper


The 15 Biggest Box Office Bombs of 2012


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The New 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Trailer is Full of Somber Music, Cumberbatchy Goodness


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Sam Jackson's F-Bomb the One Sour Note In An Otherwise Festive "Saturday Night Live"


It's Never Too Late to Complain About the Golden Globe Nominations


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Based Only On Their Posters, Which Of These 15 Movies Would You Be Most Likely To See?


The Year In Television: The 10 Most Boner-Killing GIFs of 2012


New 'Man of Steel' Trailer: Man, That Superman Is One Introspective Motherf***er


This Is Why He'll Always Be the Best Watson: Martin Freeman Hilariously Calls Lucy Liu a Dog


In Memoriam: The 10 Most Traumatic Television Character Deaths of 2012


10 Movies that Should've Made an Assload More at the Box Office Than They Did in 2012


The New York Times Celebrates Hollywood's Year of the Heroine Worship


Talk Show Host Dreams a Dream, Adorably Coerces Hugh Jackman Into a Duet


Jamie Foxx's Back-Loaded 'Saturday Night Live' Serves Up a Heaping Spoonful of Maine Justice


We Hereby Bring Suit Versus Gerard Butler Under California Civil Code, Article 1: Failure to Give a Sh*t


15 Random Television Quotes About America's Greatest Pastime: Drinking


Happy Friday! Here Are Some Creepy White-Chocolate Baby Heads In Case You're Hungry


The 10 Best Movie Posters For Movies Released in 2012


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10 Random Instances in Which Jon Hamm Attempts to Convince Us He's Not the Most Handsome Man in the Room


This Is How "Dexter" Will End: With a Predicable Bang That Will Whimper


Through the Magic of Photoshop, Saoirse Ronan Rendered Completely Unrecognizable "The Host" Movie Poster


Here's Forbes Annual List of Movie Stars That Suck At Their Job


An Argument Over "The Walking Dead' Provokes a Man to Shoot His Girlfriend in the Back


The 3 "Vanity Fair" Comedy Issue Covers Reveal 11 Funny People and, Er, Megan Fox


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Seven Television Pairs That Would Be Well Suited to An "Odd Couple" Spin-Off


If We Were to Cast a Celebrity Actor "American Idol," This Would Be Our Winner and The Top 12


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A Condemnation of Our Gun Culture From the Most Unlikeliest of Sources


The 8 Films, All Time, To Receive an "F" From Cinemascore


The Only Stephen King Novel I Ever Threw Across The Room Is Greenlit As A TV Show: "Under The Dome: The Series"


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An Open Letter to Chris Hemsworth About the Sad Double Standard Between Male and Female Celebrities in Magazine Photoshoots


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The 5 Women With Whom It's Perfectly Acceptable for Furiously Straight Women to Admit a Girl Crush


Placing Odds On Who Will Die in the Season Finale of 'Sons of Anarchy'


Blaming Curses For Addiction, Possible Mental Illness, and Finding God? Charlie Sheen Still Thinks He's Winning


Azazel Bends You To His Will With Adorableness And The Possible Reveal Of The Director for 'Star Wars VII'


Disney Princesses Are The New Vampires: Cate Blanchett Negotiates To Torture Cinderella


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The 2012 Independent Spirit Award Nominations


Terrifying Brazilian Prank Show Reduces Grown Men to Pant-Sh*tting Puddles of Urine


Violently Neutral: How the Swiss Defeated Burgundy at the Battle of Nancy


SyFy Continues To Believe People Watch Their Movies For Reasons Other Than Drinking Games: A Rebooting Of 'Waterworld' In The Works


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JGL As Batman In The Justice League Movie? I Didn't Know Satan's Vagina Was In the Rumormongering Business


The Weekly Caption Contest November 27, 2012


10 Zeitgeistian Pop Culture Items in 2012 With Which I Have Almost No Knowledge


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30 Hilariously Untrue Facts About 'The Avengers'


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The 25 TV Shows We Are Most Thankful For in 2012


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All the TV News You Need to Know While Standing in Line to Buy Those Crappy Things You Don't Need Because They're Cheap


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Ryan Gosling Does a Mean Impression of American Horror Story's Bloody Face on the 'Only God Forgives' Movie Poster


Anderson Cooper Does Not Take Sh*t from Dimwitted Twittizens


Mitt Romney Surfaces, Looks Like a Man Whose Van You'd Want Your Children to Avoid


Dreamcasting the Perfect Thanksgiving Dinner Family


We Have a New Leader for the Title of the Most Gut-Punching TV Death of 2012


'Game of Thrones' Season Three Teaser Trailer: If We Lose, The Night Will Never End


The Hilarious Jeremy Renner Shirtless Sketch That Didn't Make the "SNL" Cut


Ain't No Party Like a Sh*tcan Party: Three Freshman Series Get the Axe


About that Time MC Hammer Blew the Roof Off the Dump Performing Gangnam Style with Psy


Anderson Cooper Casually Responds to A HUGE F**KING BOMB EXPLOSION While Filming Live in Gaza


The 60 Most Expensive Movies of All Time


Damn Son, Fat Kilmer Makes Good-Looking Kids


Was Jeremy Renner the Worst Two-Time Oscar Nominee to Ever Host "Saturday Night Live"?


Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Review: Disappointing Buzz Bank Fodder for Repressed Half-Literates


15 Important Questions That Need to Be Answered by 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2'


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Of Your Favorite Actors List Their Favorite Film of All Time


10 of Hollywood's Most Unpredictable Career Arcs


Let's Get Weird: The "Happy Endings" vs. "New Girl" GIF Throwdown


Oz: The Great and Powerful Full-Length Trailer: I Feel Nothing


Biz Break: Jeremy Renner Consoles a Drunk Kenan Thompson


People Magazine Names Charming Potato 2012's Sexiest Man Alive


Scarlett Johansson's New Look Is What I Like to Call "Sexy Stepford Superhero"


Has a Once Promising Drama Ever Fallen So Far, So Fast?


Biz Break: How to Make a Bomb Out of Human Flesh Using Intestines as a Fuse


The Host Trailer: Saoirse Ronan, Andrew Niccol, and Stephenie Meyer: One of These Is Not Like the Other


Django Unchained Character Posters: Kerry Washington's Probably Should've Come with an "Eyes Up Here, Mister" Tagline


Based Only On Their First Look Images, Which of these 10 Movies Would You Most Likely See?


Annie Leibovitz's Photoshoot of 'Les Miserable' Looks Like Photo-Shopped Bruegel Paintings


Philly Man Time Travels to 16th Century to Have His Portrait Painted, Returns to Find It in a Museum


15 Celebrities with their Adorable Babies Will Ease the Pain of the Unsettling Elmo News


Kevin Clash, the Voice of Elmo, Accused of Sleeping with an Underage Boy


12 American Blockbusters That Made Two-Thirds of Their Box Office Overseas in 2012


Anne Hathaway Brought a Pound of Glee and an Ounce of Melancholy to Last Night's "Saturday Night Live"


Warm Bodies Trailer: Manic Pixie Zombie Girl


Jimmy Fallon and Carrie Underwood's Country/Rap Mash-Up, C'Rap, Will Make Your Morning


Jennifer Lawrence Dares America to Call Her Fat One More Time. ONE MORE TIME


New 'Oz: The Great and Powerful' Poster So Bad It Can't Possibly Be Real


Oh, Wow! I Had No Idea Robert Pattinson Was Going to Play the Lead in "Mad Max: Fabulous Warrior"


Why Do You Vote the Way You Do?


Biz Break: 10 Things You Need to Know Today If You Ever Expect Joe Biden To Take Your Seriously


Jon Stewart Gives Voice to Your Disgust with Fox News


Wil Wheaton Is An Adorable Ninny


Was This The Years' Most Belabored, Embarrassingly Failed Attempt at Basic-Cable Eroticism?


Key & Peele's Obama Anger Translator Anoints White Obama Voters Honorary Black People


Gays Win Crucial Political Battles, But Lose a Cinematic One: 'Top Gun 2' Falls Apart


On a Scale Of Terrible to God Awful, Rate These 17 New "Hobbit" Posters


Is There a More Egregious Waste of Ensemble Talent on Television?


In Real-Life Terms, How Will the Outcome of Tomorrow's Election Actually Affect You?


Biz Break: Cory and Topanga Will Offer You a Brief Respite from Politics


Ten Movies Released in 2012 That You Had No Idea Were Hugely Profitable Successes


Louis C.K. Hosts a Better than Average "Saturday Night Live," But Delivers The Best Sketch of the Season


2012 Election Day Open Thread


Pajiba Projects a Surprising Winner as Next President of the United States


Biz Break: 7 Scintillating News Bits You Can Read on Your Smart Phone While Standing in Line to Vote


Win Or Lose, Michelle and Barack Obama Will Always Be History's Most Adorable Presidential Couple


Flight Review: A Ruinous Failure of Expectation Versus Reality


Before Casting Your Vote on Tuesday, Ask Yourself Which Candidate Do Babies Trust the Most?


7 Celebrities Whose Taste in Romantic Partners Took a Complete 180


Biz Break: Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe Take a Bath Together


Denzel Washington Got Blown Away by Charles Bronson in His First Film Role


The Weekly Caption Contest November 2, 2012


Was This The Most Twisted Plotline of 2012?


I Would Totally Vote For This Republican


Infographic: What Your Favorite Shows Say About Your Politics


Neil Patrick Harris' Halloween Family Portrait Makes the Rest of Us Look Bad


Jimmy Fallon Sings "Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet as Bob Dylan," Makes World a Better Place


Rachel Weisz Looks Great in Leather as the Wicked Witch in the 'Oz: Great and Powerful Poster'


Jeezly Spookerpoops! It's Skitz's 4th Annual Guide to Rotting Your Goddam Teeth


12 Actors Completely Capable of Scaring Little Children Without the Benefit of a Costume


Disney Buys LucasFilm, Sets "Star Wars" Ep. 7 for 2015. THIS IS NOT AN ONION HEADLINE


Can You Name One TV Show With More "That Guys" Than HBO's "Oz"?


The Eerie Sound of a Late Night Monologue Without the Laughter of a Studio Audience


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The 100 Greatest Horror Movie Quotes of All Time


Science: Watch Horror Movies, Lose Weight


I Thought Sir Ian McKellan Starring in a Sitcom Was a Terrible Idea Until I Saw the Title


How to Survive Hurricane Sandy If You Live in the South Or on the West Coast


How Not to Endorse a Presidential Candidate, By Connie Britton


Is 2012 The Year of the Box-Office Bomb?


Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney As the Right Candidate For Our Future Nightmare Zombie Wasteland


Chasing Mavericks Review: The Death Rattle of Two Once Resplendent Directors


"Parks and Recreation" Open Thread: Discuss Your Feels


Here Are Five Shirtless Reasons to Read This News Dump


Everything Old Is Crap Again


Remember the Time the Second Most Likable Guy in Hollywood Pimp Slapped the Most Likable Guy in Hollywood?


The Weekly Caption Contest October 26, 2012


Eloquent Eloquence: Radioactive Cinnamon Bun Edition


Where Are They Now? 5 Minor John Hughes Actors You've Probably Completely Forgotten About


"The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" Just Misses the Cut on This List of the 50 Longest Films


Obama Addresses Trump Announcement and Stephen Colbert Offers Donald Trump $1 Million To Dip His Balls in Colbert's Mouth


Some Impostor Just Stole Summer Glau's Role In Joss Whedon's S.H.I.E.L.D. Series


12 Celebrities Who Auditioned for "Saturday Night Live" But Declined Or Were Rejected


The Red Band 'Evil Dead' Remake Trailer Has Arrived, and It Is Bloody Gorgeous


Here Are the Top 100 Rated Shows of the Network Season So Far


Huge Donald Trump Announcement Even More Bullsh*tty Than Previously Imagined


Savor Every Moment: There Will Only Be Three More Seasons of "Justified"


Prepare to Piss Tears: Based on the Trailer, Let's Predict Who Will Die in the New Nicholas Sparks' Movie


Tom Hanks Performs Amazing, Profound Slam Poetry About "Full House"


Eleven of the Best Movies You've Never Seen


Who Gave the Most Adorable Interview As a Young Teenager? DiCaprio? Gordon-Levitt? Gosling? Bale? Or Elijah?


Television Renewals and Casting News: Is "Ben and Kate" on the Precipice of Cancellation?


Today I Learned that Hooch, of "Hooch is Crazy" Fame, Was Once Convicted of Manslaughter


Eric Stonestreet Gets Jesse Tyler Ferguson the Gayest Birthday Present Ever


Iron Man 3 Trailer: Robert Downey, Jr. Goes to a Familiar Place: Rock Bottom


The Man Who Ate Axl Rose Performs a Embarrassing, Weak-Ass Acoustic Version of "Welcome to the Jungle"


15 Uterus-Exploding Images of Babies in Halloween Costumes


A.M. Eye Candy: Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs Wrestle in Bikinis, Emily Van Camp Chews Bubble Gum


Biz Break: When Will White Folks Learn that There's Never an Appropriate Context to Drop an N Bomb?


The 10 Highest Grossing Horror Franchises of All Time


Last Night on "SNL": Bruno Mars Was Forgettable, But Stefon Brought Down the House


"Alex Cross" Review: The Best Movie of Idris Elba's Career


Who Does The Most Adorable Doctor Who: Bunnies, Corgis, or Babies?


Eloquent Eloquence: Ambiguous Sexual Elegance Edition


Based Only on the Information Given, Which of these 9 TV Pilots Would You Most Likely Watch?


VIDEO: Oops. Tom Hanks Says F**k Live on "Good Morning America"


The Weekly Caption Contest October 19, 2012


Forgetting Where He Is, President Obama Frustratingly Sticks to the Script on "The Daily Show"


VIDEO: Mitt Romney and President Obama Were Charming and Hilarious At the Al Smith Dinner


15 Unemployed TV Actors Who Deserve Their Own Shows


Megan Fox and Uma Thurman Had Babies: Guess Which One Has the Horrible Name?


Biz Break: Get a Taste of Nigella Lawson While Dylan McDermott Masturbates Into a Boot


Here's Why Henry Winkler is a Better Human Being than Scott Baio


Today I Learned: Mae Whitman Looks Great In Her Underwear


10 People and Characters I Currently Hate in the Face


In Pictures: 12 Fascinating On-Set Photos from (Mostly) Classic Movies


Your Binders Full of Women Wednesday Morning Discussion Post


Based Only On Their Posters, Which of These 10 Movies Are You Most Likely To See?


Great News: Your Super Bowl Halftime Performer Next Year Is Younger than 50


Biz Break: If You Don't Stop Watching "Revolution," Santa Claus Will Firebomb Your Home This Christmas


Taking Cues from "Torchwood," Britain Has Been Stockpiling Anti-Alien War Weapons for Years


After Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Host the Golden Globes Together, Here's 5 Projects They Should Remake


Hey! Whatever Happened To ... ?


5 TV Siblings Better Suited to Incest Plotlines than Dexter and Debra Morgan


Biz Break: Don't Let Hollywood Turn Aaron Paul Into the Next Taylor Kitsch, and a Fox News Shrink Diagnoses Joe Biden with Dementia


The Trailer for Bryan Fuller's Colorfully Macabre, Now Abandoned "Munsters" Remake, "Mockingbird Lane"


This Chanel No. 5 Ad Is the Most Uncool Cool Thing Brad Pitt Has Ever Done


Paul Shaffer May Be Leaving Letterman When His Contract Is Up


The 10 Highest Grossing "Saturday Night Live" Alums of All Time


First Look: "Evil Dead" Remake (Plus, An Encore Presentation of the 10 Best 'Evil Dead' Lines Re-Written By Diablo Cody)


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"Here Comes the Boom" Review: The Least Embarrassing Film of Happy Madison's 14-Year History


Eloquent Eloquence: Imagine What Salma Hayek Would Look Like With Beer Goggles!


First Trailer for Kathryn Bigelow's Best Picture Nominee 'Zero Dark Thirty'


Henry Thomas' Audition Reel for "E.T. The Extraterrestrial" Will Blow You Away


The Weekly Caption Contest October 12, 2012


The First 7 People I'd Audition to Play Paul Ryan in a Movie About Last Night's Debate


The 5 Best New Shows of the Fall


New Trailer for Tarantino's 'Django Unchained' Is Gleeful, Violent, and Gleefully Violent


Nick Offerman Performed a Song About His Wife On Letterman Last Night


A 'Star Wars' Flashmob? The Germans Win Thursday


The Sexiest Woman Alive In a BDSM Movie? OK!


Ding Ding Ding! We Have a Winner for the Fall's First Cancellation!


Hitchcock Trailer: Anthony Hopkins Is Unrecognizably Awesome in Oscar Grabbing Fat Suit


Biz Break: Mongo Passes Away, Ryan Reynolds Hears Voices, and Rebel Wilson Will Rule the World


Matthew McConaughey Loses Shocking Amount of Weight, Commits Mass Genocide on Lady Boners


The 2013 Oscar Nominations


Angela from 'The Office' Developing a Sitcom About Her Divorce from the Brother of Toby on 'The Office'


Biz Break: A Charlie Brown Feature Film, Anne Hathaway's Low Self-Esteem, and Everything's Coming Up Kaling


David Cross and Amber Tamblyn's Instagrammed Wedding Photos Will Murder You With Cuteness


New Obama Ad Hilariously, Sarcastically Mocks Romney's Big Bird Gaffe


New Images from "Happy Endings" Suggests Season Three Will Be Fro-Tastic!


Forget the Female 'Expendables': Let's Cast the Geek 'Expendables'


In Honor of Walrus Day, Here's 10 Personalities Who Look Like the Tusked Mammal


The Insane Hobbit Versions of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Separate After 30 Years of Marriage


Is "The Good Wife's" Kalinda Sharma Network Television's First Major Bisexual Sadomasochistic Character?


Emily Blunt May Play the 29th Sexiest Woman in Comics in Joss Whedon's "Avengers 2"


Comparing the 10 Most Successful Revenge Movies of All Time to the 10 BEST Revenge Films


Last Night on "SNL": Never Underestimate What a Terrible Comedic Presence Daniel Craig Can Be


The 10 Funniest Moments from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


The Weekly Caption Contest October 5, 2012


Bitchy Anderson Cooper is the Best Anderson Cooper


The Paperboy Review: A Haggard Old Dog of a Movie, A Calamitous Failure On Every Conceivable Level


'Butter' Review: The Only Comedy This Year that Features Olivia Wilde Playing a Schwinn-Riding Small-Town Stripper


Based on the Trailers Alone, Which of these 5 A-List Movies Would You Most Likely Watch?


Standing Next to Each Other, Doctors Whos David Tennant and Matt Smith Have Never Looked More Appropriately Alien


The Teaser Trailer for 'A Good Day to Die Hard' Features A Symphony of Kaboom


Lark Voorhies, 'Saved by the Bell's' Lisa Turtle, Is Not Having a Good Decade


Ranking THR's 50 Best Television Showrunners


Christina Hendricks Does Not Like Being Referred to As "Full-Figured" by Waify Little Fashion Journalists


The Best Thing About Seth Rogen and Barbara Streisand's 'Guilt Trip' Trailer Is That's Not the Trailer for 'Spanking the Monkey'


Which of these 4 New Network Dramas Is Worth Your Time?


Biz Break: You Get a TV Show, You Get a TV Show, EVERYONE Gets a TV Show


'The Lone Ranger' Trailer Looks Decent Right Up Until the Moment Johnny Depp Shows Up With a Bird On His Head


Which of These 9 Celebrities Best Pull Off the Horns on their Head?


Dear Filmmakers: There's More to High School Than Losing Your Virginity


The Cast of 'Revenge' Poses Topless (Among Other Things) in Tastefully Sleazy Photo Shoot


The 50 Worst Opening Weekends of All Time, Adjusted for Inflation


Overweight Local News Anchor Awesomely Tells Fat Shamer to Jump Up Her Fat Ass


Biz Break: Two More Celebrity TV Couples Divorce, Citing Will Arnett and Amy Poehler's Inspiration


Fun with Nostalgia: 1993 Edition


If Wikipedia Entries Told the Truth: Steven Moffat Edition


In Photos: Multi-Dimensional Robert Downey, Jr. Can Hold a Baby and Wear "Iron Man 3" Suit on the Same Day


5 Magical Children's Films That Actually Respect the Intelligence of Kids


Seth MacFarlane Is Hosting the Oscars Because, Seriously F**k That Guy


GIFCapping the 9 Most Sensual Moments from Last Night's "The Good Wife"


"Doctor Who" -- "The Angels Take Manhattan"; Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Blinking Masses


The 15 Directors Who Made the Most Films Before Directing Their First $100 Million Movie


'Won't Back Down' Review: A Boring Movie For Boring People, i.e., Parents


Let's Do It, Mah Dudes: Scoring NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Eloquent Eloquence (Overlord Edition): Why Is Thor So Much bigger Than Loki?


The Weekly Caption Contest September 28, 2012


Jimmy Fallon Impersonates Neil Young Singing 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air' On Letterman


10 Adorable Child Actors Disfigured by Puberty


Anti-Romney Political Messages Now Being Delivered by Shirtless, Singing Beef-cakian Bros


When "The Daily Show" Brings In Replacement Correspondents, They Do It Right


The 7 Best and the 5 Worst Streaming and DVD Releases of the Month


Biz Break: There Are Two New Ratings Hits on the Fall Line-Up So Far, But They're Not the Two You Expected


This Year's Top 10 Television Buzzwords


The Seth MacFarlane/Khaleesi Romance Sadly Confirmed By the Paparazzi


Jimmy Fallon Totally Outdoes Himself with "History of the Theme Song"


White Girls All Look the Same: A Quick Primer in Differentiating Hollywood's Young Brunettes


Biz Break: Miley Cyrus Insists That You Know She Has Cleavage


Rachel Maddow, Twitter Respond to the Latest Dumb Thing Mitt Romney Said Out Loud


Ranking My Anticipation Level for 20 of This Week's TV Season and Series Premieres


"Doctor Who" -- "The Power Of Three"; Seared Onto My Hearts


By the Numbers: 27 Numerical Facts About Last Night's Emmy Awards


The 9 Most Passive Aggressive and/or Sh*tty Chevy Chase Answers from this Weekend's HuffPo Interview


First Image from "The Wolverine": Hugh Jackman Has Veins Bigger than My Arms


The 2012 Emmy Award Winners


"Saturday Night Live" and the Joseph Gordon-Levitt Monologue that Broke Pajiba


"House at the End of the Street" Review: About as Enjoyable As Pooping Out Your Pee-Hole


Twinkle Twinkle, Big Star: Scoring NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


The Weekly Caption Contest September 21, 2012


Eloquent Eloquence: Hemswort Is a Daily Supplement We'd All Take


Virtually the Entire Cast of "The West Wing" Reunites for an Awesome Campaign Ad


See, This Is Exactly What Those Crazy Back-to-the-Landers Were Afraid Would Happen


Neither Rickman, Nor Diaz, Nor Firth Can Keep Their Pants on in the Trailer for the Coens-Scripted 'Gambit'


12 Rare Instances from "Parks and Recreation" In Which Ron Swanson Displays Unbridled Joy


'The Daily Show' on Fox News' Romney Defense: "Chaos on Bullsh*t Mountain"


Here's Nick Offerman's Slam Poem About Bacon. You're Welcome


Television News and Ratings Round-Up: Why Does Ryan Murphy Hate Straight People?


New 'Hobbit' Trailer: And the Fish Upon the Docks Are Dying


Adam Scott Explicates the "Ice Ice Baby" Lyrics, Is an Adorable Hedgehog


"The Daily Show" And Where Entertainment and Mitt Romney Converge


Joseph Gordon-Levitt's "SNL" Promos Will Make You Happy in Your Happy Place


Don't Mind Me: I'm Just Staring At This Gorgeous New Still from "The Hobbit"


Which 2 of These 7 New Blonde Network Drama Actresses Are the Most Interchangeable?


NBC's "Revolution" Is The Highest-Rated Network Disappointment in Years!


The 15 Highest Per Screen Averages of All Time, and Whether They Translated into Mainstream Box Office Success


If My Mother Looked Like This, I'd Probably Feel Sexually Conflicted As Well


The First 5 People I'd Audition If I Were Casting the Lead in a Movie About the Rise and Fall of Mitt Romney


Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly Set to Debate the Real Issues, So the Presidential Candidates Won't Have To


Should You Give J.J. Abrams' New Post-Apocalyptic Drama, "Revolution," a Chance?


7 Keys to Building a Successful Movie Franchise Without Even F*cking Trying


"Mob Doctor" Review: It's Definitely a Show About a Doctor Who Works for the Mob


"Doctor Who" -- "A Town Called Mercy"; A Fistful of Time-Space


The Moment Your Monday Turned Awesome: Ben Folds Five Performs with the Fraggles


Mitt Romney Panders to the Snooki Demographic and Appreciates a Woman Who Can Quickly Lose Her Pregnancy Weight


HBO's "Girls" Season Two Teaser: Adam Likes to Smell Women's Shoes


'RoboCop' Reboot: First Look at the Suit and the PD Cruiser


In Unusual Twist, "SNL's" Political Skits Were Great Last Night; It Was the Rest of the Show That Sucked


The Weekly Caption Contest September 14, 2012


Eloquent Eloquence: Bathing in the Blood of Marvin Suggs Muppaphones


'Innocence of Muslims' Trailer: Of All the Films That Could've Ignited Violent Protests, Why Did It Have to Be the Anti-Muslim 'Birdemic'?


While the Rest of the Web Features Topless Kate Middleton, We've Got Topless Doctor Who Actors Because That's How We Roll


Spielberg's 'Lincoln' Trailer Looks OK But Could Use a Horse That Touches Our Hearts and Brings Out the Best in Humanity


'Stand Up Guys' Trailer: Maybe Pacino Has One Bullet Left In the Chamber?


Watch This Awesome Mashup of Horror Movie Cliches ... Oh Wait. This Is an Actual Movie Trailer?


Remember That Time Alison Pill Accidentally Tweeted A Topless Photo of Herself and 8 More Fully-Clothes News Items


'A Late Quartet' Trailer: What's the NPR Equivalent of a Nerdgasm? An Ira Glassgasm?


'Saturday Night Live' Courageously Chooses Black Guy To Play President Obama


"Guys with Kids" Review: Setting the Stay-at-Home Dad Movement Back 20 Years


Hollywood's 5 Blue Valentiniest Celebrity Couples


Is It Ethical for a News Network to Actively Advocate Against a Sitting President


This Television News Has Given Me Violent Convulsions. Please Join Me in a Seizure!


Jason Sudeikis is Staying on 'SNL,' So Here's a Picture of a Pantless Blake Lively Holding a Goat


20 Lessons Hollywood Can Learn from the 2012 Summer Movie Season


'The Inbetweeners Movie' Provides an Often Amusing But Unsatisfying End to the TV Series


'Go On' Review: Matthew Perry At His Most Matthew Perry-ness


Stupid Google Chrome Ads Get Me Every Damn Time


This Single Image May Be the Perfect Distillation of Awesome Parenting


Purely for Educational Purposes: Ellen Degeneres and Britney Spears Demonstrate Gangnam Style


The 5 Best Shows You Didn't Watch Over the Summer (And the Season's Biggest Disappointments)


Lessons in Parenting: If Your Baby Falls Out of a Stroller, PUT DOWN YOUR F#$@ing Phone


"Doctor Who" -- "Dinosaurs On A Spaceship"; Mr. Hammond, The TARDIS Is Working


"SNL" Adds Two More, Plus 5 Other News Bits That Might Tingle Your Person Bits


Which Of These Two Newly Married Couples Will Restore America's Faith In Love After the Poehnett Divorce?


The 14 Lowest Grossing Movies to Debut at Number One at the Box Office in the Modern Era


The First 5 People I'd Audition for Amy Poehler and Will Arnett In A Feature Film About Their Marriage


Not Even an Adam Scott and Lizzy Caplan Reunion Can Salvage the Disjointed 'Bridesmaids' Wannabe, 'Bachelorette'


The Weekly Caption Contest September 7, 2012


Larry David Narrates a Short Obama Film for "The Daily Show" -- "Barack Obama: It Could Have Been Worse"


Eloquent Eloquence: I Still Don't Understand 'Twelve Monkeys'


Here Are Some Photos Of Female Celebrities From When They Were Young and Didn't Know Any Better


How One Man Succinctly, Hilariously, and Mind-Blowingly Illustrated the Difference between the 99% and 1%


I Have No Idea What's Going On in the Wachowski's 'Cloud Atlas' Trailer, But It Sure Looks Neat


Here Are Some Photos Of Your Favorite Male Celebrities From When They Were Young and Didn't Know Any Better


MTV's "The Inbetweeners" Review, Or How Not to Completely Bung Up a British Adaptation


8 Bits and Bobs You Need to Know Today to Avoid Erotic Nightmares


One Million Moms Attacks Skittles for Promoting the Sacred Love Between Woman and Adorable Walrus


This Turn Off Your Cell Phone PSA Will Cause Mental and Emotional Trauma To Your Unborn Progeny


5 Roles That Could Salvage the Careers of These Struggling Actors


The Tom Cruise Scientology Ex-Girlfriend Story Is Bat-Sh*t Layered in Bananas


The Trailer for Jeremy Renner's 'Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters' Looks Hilariously, Spectacularly Awful


"Doctor Who" -- "Asylum of the Daleks": Sympathy For The Daleks


7 Things You Need to Know Before You Get High On/With President Obama


Keith Gordon's Disastrously Awkward Interview with Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell


Treat Yo Self: "Parks and Rec's" Retta Tweet Caps the Last Two Episodes of "Breaking Bad"


The 25 Worst Opening Weekends of All Time


Michael Clarke Duncan Obituary


It's Wilson Appreciation Day


The Weekly Caption Contest August 31, 2012


Eloquent Eloquence: Some Men Look Fine Balding, Some Men Are James Spader


The Iceman Trailer: Bring On The Hit Parade


12 Missing Actors Finally Located in a Lifetime Original Movie


After Innumerable Casualties, "Jersey Shore's" War on Society Finally Comes to An End


8 Things You Can Learn Today In Less Than The Time It Takes to Complete Your Bathroom Break


Benedict Cumberbatch Not Exactly Thrilled that Jonny Lee Miller is Ripping Off His Sherlock


Based Only On the Posters, Which of these 5 'Doctor Who' Episodes Are You Most Looking Forward To?


Robert Redford's 'The Company You Keep' Trailer Features All the Character Actors


'The Sapphires' Trailer: Can You Make It Sound a Little More Black?


Donald Glover Goes Downtown on Aubrey Plaza in the 'To Do List' Trailer


8 TV News Items that Will In No Way Improve Your Advanced Trigonometry Skills


Watch: Roger Ebert Was a Total Dick to Gene Siskel


'Fun Size' Trailer: Teen Movie Made For 'Tweeners


Joss Whedon Returns to TV On a Network That's Not Fox and With a Show No One Would Dare Cancel


The 10 Best 90's Soundtrack Songs


Not So Happily Ever After: Predicting the Post-Credits Fate of 10 Romantic-Comedy Couples


Movies That Will Hold Your Hair While You Puke: Pajiba's Sick-Day Movie Marathon


Four New 'American Horror Story' Posters Demonstrate Why It's One of the Best Marketed Shows on TV


The ABC's of Death Trailer: Grim Reaper, je t'aime


What the Summer's 7 Biggest Box-Office Bombs Says About America's Changing Appetite


8 Female Candidates Who Could Theoretically Play the 12th Doctor in 'Doctor Who'


See What the Cast to Dwight Schrute's 'The Office' Spin-Off, 'The Farm,' Looks Like


'2016: Obama's America' Review: Insidious, Racist, and Surprisingly Effective


10 People You May Not Have Realized Cut Their Teeth as "Saturday Night Live" Writers


The Weekly Caption Contest August 24, 2012


Eloquent Eloquence: Christian Slater? Seriously? Will It Also Star a VHS Player and the Uncertainty Over Freddie Mercury's Sexuality?


Brian DePalma's 'Passion' Teaser: The Header Photo Says It All


Jennifer Garner's 'Butter' Trailer: 'Drop Dead Gorgeous' Meets 'Election' Meets High Cholesterol


Disney Rumored to Have 'The Rocketeer' On Deck For Remake


First Look: Aaron Eckhart's 'I, Frankenstein' -- WTF A Superhero Frankenstein?


Mindhole Blowers: 10 Television Characters You May Not Have Realized Had Been Recast


The Prague Spring and the Self-Immolation of Jan Palach


First Look: A Bloody Chloë Moretz in 'Carrie'


'Hit & Run' Review: Dax & Kristen 4EVA


Pantyhole Blowers: 10 Celebrity Dudes You Had No Idea Had Outstanding Singing Voices


The 10 Most Anticipated Movies of 2014


Before They Were Stars: The Entire Cast of "The Office"


9 TV News Items that Will Infinitesimally Alter the Course of Your Existence


5 August Streaming and DVD Choices to Seek Out, and 3 To Avoid


6 Odds and Ends You Need to Know Today to Avoid Certain Extermination


The Internet Finally Finds Something Better than Porn: 'The Avengers' Gag Reel


'Unforgiven' To Be Remade. Trade Your Colt For A Katana


True Romance Review (Tony Scott Edition): You're So Cool


Based Only On Their Posters, Which of These 10 Movies Is Most Likely to Separate You from Ten Dollars?


5 Things You Need to Know Today Lest You Inadvertently Promote a Homosexual Agenda


There Aren't Enough Fire Extinguishers To Put Out the Panty-Fires Ignited by Chris Hemsworth's Dance Moves


'The Other Dream Team' Trailer: We Will Get By, We Will Survive


Tony Scott Obituary


The 10 Highest Grossing Movies Whose Actor/Actress Died Before the Release of the Film


Expendables 2: Finally A Real Movie for Real Men with Real Dicks Who Definitely Love Women


10 Years Trailer: Charming Potato Continues to Charm. Damnit


'Bullet To The Head' Trailer: Rocky vs. Khal Drogo


'The Last Stand' Trailer: Ahnuld Is Back To The Choppa


'The Big Wedding' Trailer: Hell Is Other People, But Mostly It's Just Katherine Heigl


'The Odd Life Of Timothy Green' Review: The Meanest Movie of the Year


Cannes 2012: Cosmopolis Review | Surprise! Pattinson Plays Detached Billionaire Well


15 TV Villains Out of Whom You Want to Hate F**k The Evil


'Bullet in the Face' Review: Is the Most Violent Comedy in Television History Any Good?


5 Pretty, Pretty Casting Decisions that Will Lubricate Your Loins for the Fall Television Season


Dave Mustaine Takes the Crazy Train to Loonyville, Accuses Obama of Staging the Aurora Shootings


Is A Vote For Mitt Romney A Vote Against 'Sesame Street' and Ira Glass?


Spoiler Alert: Random Celebrities Respond to the Final Scene of This Week's Episode of 'Breaking Bad'


5 Bits and Bobs You Need to Know Today to Really Get Your Batch Properly Cumbered


'Tai Chi 0' Trailer: Give Me Steam, Real As Anything You've Seen


Let's Overthink Our Way Through These Bad Ass New 'Doctor Who' Images


Kristen Stewart Cut From the Snow White and the Huntsman Franchise; Stewart's Expression Remains Unchanged


12 Pretty Great Movies You Forgot About Before You Ever Got Around to Watching Them


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Crocodile Dundee II


The Trailer for Martin McDonagh's Follow-Up to In Bruges, Seven Psychopaths, Makes Me Wanna Rockwell Dance


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It Doesn't Come Right Out and Say It, But the Implication in the New Expendables 2 Trailer Is That We're All Weak-Willed Ninnies


The 10 Most Anticipated Anti-Blockbuster Movies of the Summer Blockbuster Season


10 Actors Who Will Never, Ever Be Nominated for An Emmy No Matter How Much They Deserve It


Ranking the Last Decade's Major Superheroes In Terms of Pure Masculinity


Contrasting Raimi's Original Spider-Man Trailer with Marc Webb's New "Amazing Spider-Man" Trailer


Eloquent Eloquence: Chekhov's Meth Lab, Indeed


12 Reasons Why Rosario Dawson is the Perfect Party Companion


My Dream of Seeing Fat Kilmer Play Boss Hogg in the Dukes of Hazzard Is Inching Ever Closer to Reality


How Much Would You Trust a Pane of Glass If It Was All That Was Separating Your Baby from a Hungry, Pissed-Off Lion?


Only Terry Richardson Could Make All-American Girl Kate Upton Look Skeevy


Which Is Cuter: Felicia Day or an Adorable Kitten?


10 Images of Paul Rudd Specifically Selected to Ensure that You Never, EVER Stop Loving Him


This is the Closest You're Likely to Ever Get to a 'West Wing' Reunion. I'll Take It


Science Has Discovered the World's Most Perfect Face and Surprisingly, It Doesn't Belong to Mila Kunis


The 7 Oldest Currently Working Actors


Judd Apatow's 'This is 40' Trailer: Welcome to the Back 9, Life's Sloppy Seconds


Life After High Fidelity: John Cusack's 10 Worst Reviewed Films


Dear Five Year Engagement: I'm Sorry, But It's Just Not Going to Work Out Between Us


Forbes List of the 15 Wealthiest Fictional Characters


The Expendables 2 Character Posters: One of These Guys Is Not Like the Other (Hint: It's Not the Black Guy)


15 Things We Learned About "Community" From "Basic Lupine Urology"


For Inspiring This Twitter Exchange, You Are Officially Forgiven for "Lost," Damon Lindelof


The 5 Best Performances of "Bohemian Rhapsody"


Hope Springs Trailer: Meryl Streep Can't Bring Herself to Go Down on a Banana


This Movie Makes Me Embarrassed to Be an American. God Help Me, I Can't Wait to See It


Encouraging Texting in Movie Theaters? Am I Gonna Have to Cut a B*tch?


DiCaprio Looks Like One Racist Motherf----er in the First Image from Tarantino's Django Unchained


The First 5 People I'd Audition If I Were Casting Dr. Frank-n-Furter in a Remake of Rocky Horror Picture Show


Magazine Names Most Beautiful Woman in the World, Reminds Us Once Again that Beauty is Only Skin Deep


New Promo Images from The Dark Knight Rises Look Decidedly ... Promotional


5 Potentially Awesome Movie Roles for Fat Kilmer


President Obama Slow Jams the News, Wins Every Election Through 2042


Finally, a Nicole Kidman Character I Want to Hang Out With


HBO's "Girls" and Our Resentment Toward Privileged, White America


Don't You Love It When Good Things Happen to Horrible Human Beings?


Alfonso Ribeiro Leads a "Carlton Dance" Flash Mob. The World Will Never Be the Same


What One Word Do Fast Food Companies Use to Compel You to Eat Food that Will Never Decompose?


All Your Favorite Shows May Be Cancelled: Why Bad Nielsen Ratings Should Be Great for Quality Television


"After Watching Last Week's Episode of 'Glee,' I Decided to Experiment with My Gender Identity," Said No One


Think Like a Man Review: A Rare Instance Where Your Sense of Humor Forces Your Brain to Shut the F--- Up and Enjoy the Movie


Levon Helm: American Son (1940 - 2012)


The Lucky One Review: The Continuing Adventures of Nicholas Sparks' Pathetic Manipulation Porn


Screw Context, These Are the Only Images You Need to See to Know How Awesome Jennifer Lawrence Is


15 Things We Learned About "Community" From the Overly Obtuse "Simulated Empathy"


Eloquent Eloquence: Jason Statham Gets the Dr. Seuss Treatment


A Transparent Attempt to Explain the Economics Behind Running a Pop-Culture Website and the Need to Run Intrusive Advertising


Ron Swanson Reads Tweets from Young Female Celebrities, Single-Handedly Validates Existence of Twitter


Charming Potato Shows Us His Spuds in Soderbergh's "Magic Mike" Trailer


10 Aliens Cunningly Disguised as Attractive Celebrities


Why Won't More Men Strip Naked In An Effort to Make You Watch Their TV Shows?


Based on the Still Images Alone, Can You Identify the Nondescript Title of these 7 Crappy Romantic Dramas?


People Really Want Charlie Sheen to Succeed. In Other News, What the F--- Is Wrong with People?


I Don't Want to Oversell It, But the "Parks and Rec" Gag Reel Is the Best Thing to Happen to Your Life. Ever.


5 Doughy Male Sitcom Characters Who Make the Rest of Us Feel a Little Better About Ourselves


It Was Odd Enough Finding Out Mireille Enos Was Alan Ruck's Wife, But The Flirty Half-Nude Photos Are Just Plain Bizarre


Michael Fassbender Will Seriously Creep Your Sh*t Out


Three Awesomely Geeky Things I Saw on Facebook Today


Based on These New Images Alone, Which of these 10 Films Would You Be More Inclined to See?


Who Makes the List of the 20 Most Annoying Characters in the History of Television?


What Can We Deduce about The Amazing Spider-Man from Its Final Theatrical Movie Poster?


Ranking 12 Films from the School of J.J. Abrams


Take Note, Celebrities: This Is How You Apologize. You Call Yourself a Dickhead


What Were the Last 10 Films to Hold the Number One Spot at the Box Office for Four Consecutive Weekends?


5 Things You May Not Have Heard About This Week: People Really Need to Get Over Sh*t That Doesn't Affect Them


The Josh Brolin Hosted "SNL" Was Like Fully-Clothed Sexposition


I Don't Want to Judge You If You Like The Three Stooges, But You're an Idiot


12 Things We Learned About "Community" from "Origins of Vampire Mythology"


Eloquent Eloquence: Would Motorboating the Magical Cleavage Be Like Being Baptized?


The Best Thing To Come Out of Belgium Since In Bruges


Potentially, The Best Premise to a Romantic Comedy Ever


A Totally Earnest, Totally Amazing, Totally Heartbreaking, Totally Rousing Addition to the 'It Gets Better' Campaign


Of Course That Dude is Not Checking Out Alison Brie's Ass; He's Admiring Her Uggs


If Joss Whedon Were Casting The Avengers in 2002, It Might Look Something Like This


The 100 Cheesiest Quotes of All Time


The Teaser Poster for Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained Totally Looks Like a Movie Poster You Might See at the Movies, Or Something


Fraud Has Laid Waste to Pajiba, The Integrity of the Site Has Been Breached


Eddie Redmayne, Son of Satan, Also Moonlights as a Fashion Model


The 15 Biggest Revelations from Joss Whedon's Reddit AMA


10 Blind Spots in Our 90's Sitcom Nostalgia


Exploring the Most Important Question in the History of Internet


Newly Released Recorded Phone Call Gets to the Root of the Dan Harmon/Chevy Chase Feud


Wingnut Turd Rates 10 Most Overrated Songs of All Time, Calls Springsteen "Elevator Music"


Will The Dark Knight Rises Top Its Predecessor on the List of the 10 Hardest PG-13 Rated Films?


A Fool's Game: Ranking Yahoo's 100 Funniest Movies to See Before You Die


Alison Brie and Her Girls Put On Quite the Show, Folks


The 20 Highest Grossing Female-Led Action Films


Ranking the 7 Best Sketches from the Sofia Vergara-Hosted "SNL"


American Reunion Review: Choke on This Nostalgia, Dicks


13 Things We Learned from the "Pillows and Blankets" Episode of "Community"


Eloquent Eloquence (All New Format): Crank Up the Labia Saturation


Check Out These Gorgeous Digital Portraits of "Game of Thrones'" Characters


Trailer: 'Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead.' Yes, That Is the Actual Title, not a Metaphor for an Adam Sandler Film


This New Bond Girl Is Going to Be Really Disappointed In Bond's New Drink of Choice


One Company, Two Images: The Striking Distinction between the American and European Brand Identity of the Same Product


WANTED: Women Who Passionately Dislike Ryan Gosling. Show Your Face, You Dirty Liars


Quick! Look! Emma Stone is Adorable, Adorably Terrified of Spiders


The 10 Best Tweets from Fat Betty Francis' Twitter Account


Scarlett Johansson in a Little Black Dress is the Best Scarlett Johansson


How Lara Flynn Boyle's Botched Face Brings Out the Worst in Humanity


Adam Sandler Movie Wins Every Single Razzie Award; Conservative Wingnuts are P*ssed


Director Andrew Stanton Redeems $250 Million Failure of John Carter With One Magnificent Tweet


10 Real-Life Couples Which Feature Television Actors That You Had No Idea Existed


"Two and a Half Men" Creator Thinks TV Has Reached "Labia Saturation"; Felicia Day Begs to Differ


Hooray! Seth MacFarlane to Officially Suck in Two Mediums


World's Dumbest Actor Lining Up to Play World's Smartest Man


The 25 Films that Most Frequently Use the Word "F--k"


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts about Kirk Cameron that Might Give You Seaver Fever


It's National Cleavage Day! Celebrate Anne Hathaway's, Because It May Be the Last You See of It For Awhile


Challenge: Can You Name Someone More Likable, But Less Interesting than Topher Grace?


People Like Us Trailer: Is Elizabeth Banks the Least Appreciated Actress in Hollywood?


Dragons Are Like the Camaros of the Middle Ages and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


New "Man of Steel" Logo Will Make One Gentleman a Mighty Fine Belt Buckle Someday


Know Your Lilys: A Quick Primer in How to Tell The Different Lilys Apart


"House at the End of the Street" Trailer: Jennifer Lawrence Experiences Trite Horror Thriller in Reverse


Wake Up, You Motherless Whores! Ron Burgundy Is Set to Punch Your Babymaker Again


Rise of the Guardians Trailer: Santa Claus Is a Sorcerer Who Will Strike Down Up Thee With Furious Anger


Why Does Ryan Gosling Look Like a Cross Between Sloth in Goonies and Will Smith's Allergic Reaction in Hitch?


Status Updates on 5 Film Sequels We Actually Want to See


Kate Beckinsale's Epic Butt Introduces Epic Teaser for Eventual Epic Total Recall Trailer


The 10 Best Shows in the Fox Network's 25 Year History


Five People Who Probably Give Worse Head than Jeremy Piven


The 10 Most Popular DVD Rentals & Sales of 2011


Jennifer Lawrence's Horrified Expression Upon Seeing Box-Office Projections for Her Next Non-"Hunger Games" Film


The Tao of Draper: 15 Things You Need to Know to Succeed in Advertising


The Guy Who is F**king Matt Damon Hired to Host This Year's Emmy Awards


"Doctor Who" Remakes "Cowboys and Aliens" in the First Series 7 Trailer


How Often Do Legitimately Great Movies Have $100 Million Opening Weekends?


To Celebrate "Mad Men's" Return Tonight, Here Are 10 of January Jones' Best Bitch Faces


A Clock of Leaves, A Moonbeam Ray, The Hunger Games Will Blow You Away


"Gentlemen Prefer Boobs" and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Why Do the Sitcoms We Love Have So Little in Common with the Lives We Lead?


At Least 15 Reasons You Don't Have to Worry About Brett Ratner Directing a Midnight Run Sequel


Cosmopolis Trailer: Your Perception of Robert Pattinson Is About to Do a Wicked 180


"Game of Thrones" Author, George R.R. Martin, Does Not Care for Your Mortal Man, Tim Tebow


A Photographic History of Jennifer Lawrence's Brief Career


What Happened Alison Brie? Did They Run Out of Fabric at the Dress Store?


Steven Moffat Chooses Some Miley Cyrus Looking Thing as Doctor Who's Next Companion


First Look at Hugh Jackman in Les Miserables: DAMN BABY! What'd They Do to Your Pretty Face?


All the Evidence You Need to Know that HBO's "Game of Thrones" Marketing Department is the Best in Television


12 Celebrity Men Who Were Breathtakingly Beautiful For One Hot Second


Indiana Jones Is Going to Be So Super Pissed When He Finds Out Demi Moore Discovered Fountain of Youth First


Hide Your Ovaries, Ladies: Toddler Dresses as All 11 Doctor Whos, Wins Internet


Here Are 10 Pictures of Celebrities Grabbing Crotches. Do You Have a Problem with That?


5 British Shows That Will Please the "Downton-Abbey" Loving Old Lady Within You


Justin Bieber Gets the Sh*t Beaten Out of Him As His Gift to the Internet


Jeff, Who Lives at Home Review: Smoke a Bowl, Find Your Destiny


New Snow White and the Huntsman Trailer: Way More Bad Ass than Previously Believed


How a Byproduct of Millennial Mentality Suddenly Became Hollywood's Biggest Star


The Week in Review: One of the Best Week's of Content in Pajiba's 8 Years of Existence


Science Don't Lie: Dudes Dig Brunettes over Blondes


The Boondock Saints Is the Insane Clown Posse of Movies and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


"Game of Thrones" is "Not Just for Nerds Anymore." Well, Why Not? Stop Taking Things Away from Us!


The Best Peepers, Snuggle Pups, Cans, Fun Bags, Pillows, Honkers, Headlights, and Balloons from Stephen King's Oeuvre


Introducing Danny Trejo's 'Hey Girl' Meme, For the Girl that Wants a Real Man


Is There a Way to Combine National Pi Day and Gillian Anderson's Lesbian Tryst into a Headline without Sounding Crass?


25 Hilarious, Blood-Soaked Reminders that The Evil Dead Is Still the Best Goddamn Horror Franchise to Date


Pajiba's Annual and Inexplicable March Madness Bracket Challenge


35 Actors List their 5 Favorite Films: Which One Is Your Movie Soul Mate?


The Great Bummer of Russia and the Reign of False Dmitry the First


Ellie Kemper is Adorable


The World's Biggest F**king Idiot Would Like to Have a Word with Jon Hamm, If Only She Knew One


The 12 Most Arresting Hunger Games Images on the Internet


"Game Change" Review: How We Have Barack Obama to Thank for Sarah Palin


Based on the Movie Posters Alone, Which of These 16 SXSW Movies Would You Be Most Inclined to See?


10 Films Considered Box-Office Failures That Weren't Actually Box-Office Failures


Time Dashes Ahead an Hour, Still Can't Escape the Awfulness of Last Night's "SNL"


Friends with Kids Review: I Will Not 'F*ck the Sh*t' Out of this Movie


The Review of 'A Thousand Words' I'd Have Written If I Were Stupid Enough to Watch the Movie


The First 7 People I'd Audition for the Lead Role in a Rush Limbaugh Biopic


Does this Rope Make My Hands Look Fat? and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


The 15 Coolest Actors to Land Television Pilots So Far This Year


Maybe He's Not that Talented, but Taylor Kitsch Sure Makes a Good-Looking James Dean


Netflix Continues to Completely Destroy Itself One Misstep At a Time


Does This Woman Play the Sexiest Character on Television?


Billy Zane Chips Away at His IRS Tax Debt One Horrible Film at a Time


Hooray! Fat Jonah Hill is Back in this Week's 'SNL' Promo


Which 'Friends' Alum Wears the Salt and Pepper Hair Better: Matt LeBlanc or Matthew Perry?


Classic Film Actress Wants You to Know that Her Inappropriate Rape Analogy Was Literal, Not Figurative


The Greatest Fictional TV Couple That Will Never Ever Exist


Ranking the 10 Most Generic Films of the Last 5 Years


Poor Vanilla Ice: One Minute He's Waxing a Chump Like a Candle, and the Next He's the Chump Being Waxed


So You Think You'll Hate the Sex and the City Prequel? Does the Cast Change Your Mind?


The Most Astounding Fact About the Universe Will Blow Out Your Mindhole and Make Soup of Your Brains


Start the Day with Christina Hendricks' Boobs, End It with ... Ron Perlman's


Can Smart Dramas Survive on Network Television?


10 Movie Parties Less Pleasant than the One in Project X


Jennifer Love Hewitt Threatens to Wear a Shirt If You Don't Watch Her New Show


Finally a Reason to Watch Men in Black 3: Bill Hader


Dear Internet: You Don't Have to Hack into Christina Hendricks Goddamn Phone to Find Great Images of Her


The 25 Highest Grossing Animated Films of All Time (Adjusted for Inflation)


Highlights from "SNL": Lindsay Lohan Craps the Bed and Wraps Herself Up in the Sheets


You Will Blare this "Downton Abbey" Rap Out of Your Motherf**cking Blinged Out Horse and Buggy


The Many Face(s) of Jon Bon Jovi


Lindsay Lohan is the Susan Lucci of Death Pools and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Surely, You Can't Be THIS Geeky: Downton Abbey Meets Magic: The Gathering


Leslie Knope's New Campaign Slogan


Results - The Second Annual Pajiba Academy Award Telecast Quiz and Contest


Jennifer Lawrence's Cleavage Is Doing a Poor Job of Convincing Us She Can Play a 16-Year-Old


Tracking the Evolution of Lindsay Lohan's Face from Parent Trap to This Week's "Saturday Night Live"


Multiple Choice: Can You Identify This Celebrity Face?


In 2005, GQ Named the 10 Greatest Actors of the Generation. Their Most Recent Projects Beg to Differ


If You See Angelina Jolie's Legs Enough Times, They Lose All Meaning


One More "The Office" Cast Member Quits; Two More to Follow?


In This Position, Angelina Jolie Could've Crapped Out a Full Dinklage


Jennifer Aniston's 10 Biggest Box Office Failures


So Unladylike! Kate Upton Mauls a Poor Defenseless Hamburger In her Stockings


Ron Swanson Giggles When He Says Vagina


The 10 Lowest Grossing Best Picture Winners of All Time (Adjusted for Inflation)


The 2012 Oscar Winners


The 2012 Razzie Nominations


The Second Annual Pajiba Academy Award Telecast Quiz and Contest


Interview: An Uncooperative Amanda Seyfried Explains What Went Wrong with Her New Movie "Gone"


Wanderlust Review: Paul Rudd Will Moisten Your Lions


Phew! I Solved Racism: Kids Adorably Reenact the Oscar-Nominated Films


When the F*ck did Michael Cera Turn into Lady Elaine Fairchilde? and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Goddamn, I Love 'Parenthood'


Paul Rudd's Daughter Wants You to Know that Her Daddy Has a "Very Big Penis"


Girls Rule, Boys Drool: The First Magnificent Scene from Pixar's 'Brave'


This Year's Oscar Nominated Movie Images Recreated by a Baby


The Vanity Fair Oscar Kissing Booth is Basically the Cutest Thing You'll See Today


The Internet Will Make You Smarter. Unless You're Dumb. Then It Will Make You Dumber


Kellogg's Latest Cereal, 'Totes Amazeballs' Is, Well, Totes Amazeballs


Damn You, President Obama. Why Must You Be So Incredibly Adorable?


"The Big Bang Theory" Undeservedly Reimagined as "Firefly" crew


The Volkswagen Bus Imperial Walker Will Give Your Nerd Boner a Boner


Alison Brie, Go Buy a Low Cut Blouse: "Community" Has Set a Return Date


Whatever Happened to the Cast of "Felicity"?


Yowzers! "Downton Abbey" Adds Love Child of Tilda Swinton and Landry Clark to the Cast


Bryan Cranston's Travis Bickle Haircut Will Give You Meth Shakes


Tumblr Madness: Robert Downey, Jr. Is a Very Fetching Woman


Ron Swanson Now Has an IMDB Page


Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segel Throw Down, Les-Mis Style


Ranking the 20 Best TV Episodes of the Week


Adele May Be Scientifically Proven to Make You Cry, But Chris Cornell Will Make You Bawl


Why Are the Academy Award Nominations So Bad? Three Words: Wrinkly Old Dudes


Denzel Washington: The Least Successful A-List Star in Hollywood?


Last Night on "SNL": Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, and Justin Timberlake Usher in the Best Episode of the Season


One Day Very Soon, Jon Hamm May Stick His Cocktail Stirrer in Christina Hendricks' Snifter


The Athiest's Worst Nightmare and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Why is Dave Goddamn Mustaine Suddenly in the News Again?


Dumbass Tennessee Senator Doesn't Want Your Children to Watch "Modern Family" Because It Might Turn Them Gay


Thanks to the Tireless Efforts of Science, Your Favorite Celebrity's Ponytail Can Be Accurately Animated


Everything You Need to Know about "Toddlers and Tiaras" with One Damning Image


Awesome Skittles Porn Gets a Sequel -- Taste the Rainbow, B*tch


Jokes about The Shining Twins? Let Me Stop You Right There


"Monday Night Football" Fires the Good One, Leave the Boring One and the Blowhard


Ad: Vegan Boyfriend Sexes the Bottom Out of Girlfriend; PETA: Funny right, haha!


The 10 Heart-Achiest Films of All Time


A Valentine's Day Reminder: When It Comes to Celebrities, There's No Such Thing as a Surreptitious Boob Stare


Ranking the Cast of 15 Current Sitcoms by the Overall Level of Attractiveness


"Next Top Model" Winner Fired Because Her Ass Was Too Big


Annie's Boobs May Be Leaving Us, But Fortunately Christina Hendricks' Aren't Going Anywhere


The 2012 BAFTA Award Winners


The 10 Highest Grossing Debuts for a Film Opening on the Weekend of or Preceding Valentine's Day


Who Is the More Fun Single Parent? Will Arnett or Amy Poehler?


Last Night on "SNL": Dear Zooey Deschanel -- Stop Doing that Thing with Your Voice


Watch Gillian Jacobs Kiss Keira Knightley in the Trailer for Seeking a Friend at the End of the World


The Vow Review: Dear Rachel McAdams: Please Stop It. Stop It Right Now


Salma Hayek and her Boobs Should Host Every Award Show Ever and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Christa Miller, a.k.a., Dr. Cox's Wife, is Still Ridiculously Hot


Bill O'Reilly: Sudden Friend of the Gays? Not So Fast


Which One of These Three Men Is Not Like the Other (Hint: Not the Black Guy)


Conservative Movies Make more than Liberal Movies, But Only If You Think that Liberal Means Satan-Worshiping Crack Addicted Serial Killer


God, Ellen DeGeneres! Equality and Compassion? Why Do You Hate Narrow-Minded A**holery So Much?


12 Now Famous People You Didn't Know Were in Movies You've Seen


Note to Eva Mendes' Photoshoppers: Work Harder to Maintain Head and Body Proportion


God, Ellen Degeneres: What a B*tch, Right?


20 Movie Posters You Might Want to Take Behind the Middle School and Get Framed


15 Movies that Critics Loved and Audiences Hated and the Inferences We Can Draw


Big Miracle Review: Jesus Pajiba! Where Did Your Bitch and Scathe Go? Are You Broken?


After Photobombing Old Couple, Amber Heard Will House Them In Her Spaciously-Sized Mouth


The 10 Highest Grossing Super Bowl Opening Weekends


The 10 Best Commercials of the 2012 Super Bowl


Count How Many Times Charming Potato Removes His Shirt in Last Night's "Saturday Night Live"


Budweiser's Inspired Attempt to Make Canadians Cry During the Super Bowl


Gary Oldman's Dramatic Recounting of Snooki's Urinary Tract Infection


I Am Offended by Your Anti-Vowelism: The 10 Best Comments of the Week


20 Movie Posters that Have Been Banned Somewhere for Being Too Profane, Gruesome, Provocative, or Offensive


The 8 Most Fantastically Unpresidential Televised Acts of President and Michelle Obama


The 5 Most Obnoxiously Exclamatory Voice Over Lines in new Toddler-Friendly The Phantom Menace 3D Trailer


David Letterman and Howard Stern Take Turns Trashing Jay Leno


The 10 Best DVDs Released in January and 5 to Avoid


How Would You Like to See Katy's Whipped-Cream Perrys on the Big Screen? In 3D?


Rachel Weisz Ad Banned in the UK for TOO Much Photoshop


Yeah, It's a Teaser for a Commercial for a Movie That Won't Be Released for Months. But's It's The Avengers, So Shut Up


The 10 Highest Grossing Movies of 2012


Julianne Moore Goes Full Retard in the Full Length Trailer for "Game Change"


"Saturday Night Live" Abruptly Loses a Cast Member


Kristen Bell is a Very Sweet Nutcase


Those Anti-Abortion Nutjobs Are Sick F**cks (Not Safe for Humanity)


The 10 Best Episodes of the Week: Who Is the Best "Parks and Rec" Character?


Is the Hunger Games a Conservative Treatise on Overthrowing Big Government?


The "Chuck" Series Finale and the Question of How Long We Should Stick with Series We No Longer Enjoy?


Matthew Broderick's Ferris Bueller Super Bowl Commercial is Two Minutes of Sell-Out Joy


The 20 Highest Grossing Creature Features of All Time


One for the Money Review: In (Slight) Defense of The Rainbow Killer, Katherine Heigl


"Zombie Jambalaya" with Paul W.S. Anderson and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


10 Shows that Would Be Much Better If They Killed Off a Major Character


If He'd Won the Emmy, Timothy Olyphant Had Planned to Dump His Wife


The First 5 People I'd Audition If I Were Casting a Real-Life C-3PO


Kristen Bell Will NOT Film in the Nude. But, A Little Butt Cheek Won't Hurt


Maurice Sendak: "Newt Gingrich is an Idiot"


George Clooney Defending His Overseas Coffee Commercials: "You Know What, F**k You."


The 20 Worst Oscar Nominations of the Last 20 Years


5 Oscars Who, Honestly, Just Don't Give a Sh*t


The 2012 Academy Award Nominations


'Family Feud' Will See Your Donkey Punch, 'Jeopardy,' and Raise You an Inappropriate 'Schlong'


That's What I Love About Matthew McConaughey's "Dazed and Confused" Character, Man. We Get Older, But He Will Always Be Awesome


Despicable Up A**hole Murders the Cat of a Politician's Kid, Writes "Liberal" On Its Corpse


'Downton Abbey' Starts to Unravel, 'We Built This Schmidty,' and the Return of 'Justified' in the Week's 10 Best TV Episodes


Christina Hendricks Will Bend the Internet On Its Axis


The 20 Highest Grossing Screenwriters of All Time


The Gayest Commercial of All Time Ever of Always


Stephen Colbert Lights Up South Carolina Rally with a Gospel Choir and ... Herman Cain


The 10 Biggest Box Office Flops of 2012


Based on the Movie Posters Alone, Which of these 10 Movies Are You Most Compelled to See?


Underworld Awakening 3D Review: Blood. Leather. Fangs. Mayhem. Rinse, Repeat, Rejoice


Here's the Final Hunger Games Poster. Until the Next One


The 10 Best Comments of the Week and Lea Michele's Gozer from Ghostbusters costume


Adorable Dogs in Super Bowl Teaser Ad Take a Blowtorch to Your Heart


Stephen Colbert's Super PAC Is Running Attack Ads Against ... Stephen Colbert


Hey Straight Guys: Here's Two Reasons You Might Reconsider Your Sexual Orientation


A Message for Congress and the MPAA: Cram It Up Your Cramhole Or We'll Sic Gina Carano On You


Is This a Steve Carell Cameo in Last Week's Trivia Episode of "The Office"?


For That Body? I'd Give Michelle Williams ALL the Oscars


"Cougar Town" Returns at 8:30 on Valentine's Day


Live-Action "Rugrats" Trailer Will Crawl Up Inside You and Take a Dump On Your Soul


Will the Girl in the Fireplace Be the Next Doctor Who Companion? Yes, Please


'Jeopardy' Robs Sexual Deviant, Fails to Credit Him for Correct Answer


The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week: You Win, Internet. "Downton Abbey" Is a Goddamn Delight


The 20 Biggest Second Week Drops in Box Office History


Joyful Noise Review: I Don't Kick Puppies


The 2012 Golden Globe Winners


Last Night on "SNL" Daniel Radcliffe Was Overshadowed By One of the Most Embarrassingly Awful Musical Performances in the Show's History


Side-by-Side Comparison of Average-Sized Woman with a Supermodel Will Blow Out Your Mindhole


20 Underappreciated Gems Currently Playing on Netflix Instant


Introducing the Greatest Cosmetic Product Known to the Mankind: Fotoshop by Adobé


Gina Carano Will Kick Your Ass and You Will Say Thank You


Contraband Review: The Mark Wahlberg of Action Films


This Collection of 'I'd Rather Be Naked' Ads Is Not an Endorsement of PETA; It's an Endorsement of Nudity (Slightly NSFW)


The Effects of Vaginal Stimulation on Pain Tolerance


The 10 Best Comments of the Week: For just £2 a Month, You Could Make the Difference in a Zombie's Undeath


Moonrise Kingdom Trailer: Another Wes Anderson Movie You'll Openly Hate but Secretly Adore


The Dark Knight Rises Images: Bane Looks Cool, But What a Waste of a Purty Mouth


Friends with Kids Trailer: Everyone You Love (Plus Megan Fox) In One Fantastic Looking Movie


Ron Swanson's Valentine's Cards Will Rock You Like a Meat Tornado


"The Daily Show" Takes CNN to Task for Their TACTLESS UNBELIEVABLE INSENSITIVITY


The First 5 People I'd Consider If I Were Casting Satan in a Film in Which the Devil Lives Among Us


All the News You Need to Know to Be a Well-Rounded, Informed Citizen of the Film World


The Supreme Court Set to Decide Whether Ryan Seacrest Has the Right to Call Randy Jackson a Motherf**ker on TV


Paul Rudd Dancing GIFs


Classic Film Actress, Kim Novak, Invokes Godwin's Law of Rape


The 10 Best Episodes of the Week: Some of You Are Horrible People


"Shameless" Season Two Review: Emmy Rossum Now Even More Naked than Ever


5 TV News Items that Will Make You Happier than a 10-Peckered Owl at a Hoot House


"Mad Men" Sets Return Date; Let Joan Serve You Some Scotch While You Eyeball These GIFs


The 10 Highest Grossing Opening Weekends for a Movie That Opened the First Weekend of the Year


All the "Highlights" (Hahahahaha) from Last Night's "Saturday Night Live"


The Weekly Murdertank: Metal Up Your 2011


The 10 Best Comfort Films of 2011


The Devil Inside Review: Found This Footage, A**hole


Director David O. Russell Steps Back on Crazy Train, Feels Up His Pre-op Transgender Niece


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Features a Talking Cravat Charmer


Dear Children of the 80s: Do You Recognize The Latest Cast Member of "Young and the Restless"?


The 10 Best Documentaries of 2011


Robots ARE Taking Over the Planet, and This Man Is Your New Overlord


"Chuck's" Yvonne Strahovski Shows Us How to Successfully Integrate Product Placement


Thanks to Aziz Ansari, Whole Foods 10x More Awesome (But Still 2x Too Expensive)


The 10 Best Goddamn Movies of 2011


Pajiba's Individual Critics' Top 10 Films of 2011 Lists


Best Films of 2012 -- Individual Critic's Lists


Which of these Pretty Pictures Whips You Into the Biggest Nerd Frenzy?


John Barrowman's Spider-man Medley is Both Super Gay and Super Fantastic


The 10 Best Movies You Didn't See in 2011


The 10 Most Scathing Reviews of 2011


Ryan Reynolds Squeals Like a Ninny, But This Brilliant Scream Supercut Has Some Backbeat


Safe House Movie Poster: Wait? Where Have I Seen This Before?


Ring in the New Year with 15 of the Most Slamdamntastic Dance Scenes in Cinematic History


YouTube's 25 Most Popular Trailers of 2011


The Highest Grossing Movies of 2011


Pajiba's 10th Annual Top 10 Top 10 Lists of 2011


The 50 Most Popular Posts of 2011


Pajiba's People of the Year: 2011 Edition


Ryan Gosling Pictorial: The Thin Line that Separates the Most Adorable Man on the Planet from a Guy Who Lives in His Car


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Reminds Us All to be More Swintonesque in the New Year


JGL and Zooey Deschanel Reunite for a New Year's Duet, Melt America's Underpants


Pajiba's 100 Most Prolific Commenters of 2011


The Original Alien Trailer, Now with More 5 Times More BRAAAAAAAHM


The 20 Most Brilliantly Unusual Print Ads of 2011


The 10 Most Completely Forgettable Movies of 2011


The Deranged Brilliance of Skittimus Maximus Esquire, III: The Internet's All Time Greatest Commenter


Bring It 2012: Ranking the Trailers for the 10 Must Miss Movies of January


The Neverending Slog of Marvel Movies Continue: Thor 2 Finds a Director


We Bought a Zoo Review: Cameron Crowe Will Pull Your Melting Heart Out of Your Chest and Show It To You


Pajiba Dirty Talk: Accessorizing Sex


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Asks the Question of the Ages: Man or Muppet?


Oh, Santa: The 7 Naughtiest Movies of 2011


GLAAD's Protest of Cross-Dressing Comedy, 'Work It,' Ignores the Bigger Issue: The Show is Moronic


Game Change Teaser: Julianne Moore Goes Full Retard


Thanks to the Hunger Games, Now I Want to Have Fancy Pink Fingernails


The Year's 7 Biggest Disappointments in Television


Brand New '21 Jump Street' Trailer Reminds Us that the Movie Still HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TV SHOW


Ryan Gosling and His Lady Friend, Eva Mendes, Do a Drunken Kindness to 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'


The 15 Best Single Episodes of Television in 2011


New "Dark Knight Rises" Trailer Will Damage Your Liver, Puncture Your Lungs


The "Dexter" Finale Breakdown: A Father, a Son, a Serial Killer


The 20 Highest Grossing Historical Fiction Movies of All Time


Ten Movies You'd Never, Ever Want to Watch with Your Parents


Last Night on "SNL" Jimmy Fallon Was Brilliant! Four Stars! And He Was Also Pretty Good


The Weekly Murdertank: The Internet's Obsession with Alison Brie, TMZ Crosses the Line, and the 10 Best Movie Posters of the Year


Four Theories on Why the Internet Has Such a Massive Almost Unexplainable Crush on Alison Brie


Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Killer Trailer Passed Up Golden Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Catchphrase Opportunity


The 10 Best Comments of the Week: Skitz Kills Again


The Spider-Man Reborquel Is Apparently Set in the Afterlife


Ten Subtle Ways to Tell Him that His Penis is Too Small


The 2011 Golden Globe Nominations


Rating the 10 Most Traumatic Character Deaths of the Year in Television


Holy Lord! So. Much. Nerd.


Why Do People In Old Movies Talk Funny?


Matt Damon Sticks Foot in Mouth, Chews It Off at the Ankle


Rock of Ages Trailer: Tom Cruise as a Metal Rocker? It's So Much Worse Than You Imagine


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "To The Lost"


Incontrovertible Video Evidence that Taran Killam Is the Best Thing to Happen to "SNL" in 2011


The 10 Best Movie Posters of 2011


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts about "About a Boy" that Just Might Kill You Softly


The 10 Best Episodes of the Week: "Boss" and "Community" Angle for the Top Spot


What You Can Tell About the "Saturday Night Live" Cast Based Upon the Opening Cast Montage


Men in Black 3 Trailer


Ten 2011 Box Office Failures That Briefly Redeemed Our Faith in Humanity


Last Night on "SNL": Matt Damon Blows His Brains Out and Alec Baldwin Apologizes to Himself


New Dark Knight Rises Poster Will Melt the Motherf*cking Cowl Off Your Face


New Year's Eve Review: Like Being Fellated by a Weed Whacker


The Sitter Review: A Mundane Comedy that Defiantly Wears Its Dick on Its Sleeve


The Effect of Simultaneous Orgasms On Your Quality of Life


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Featuring the True Story of the Vajazzle!


The 10 Best Episodes of NBC's "Community"


I Melt with You Review | Helpless and Heavy


Michael Bay's New Victoria's Secret Ad Is Sensual and Strangely ... Understated


The 'Happy Endings' 'Grinches Be Crazy' Wall of GIFs


What NPR Personalities Sound Like They Look Like Versus What They Actually Look Like


You Thought You Disliked Michael Buble. Well, Think Again Mr. Too Quick to Judge


The Intersection of your Childhood Dreams and Your Adult Nightmares


Three Very Special Messages for Adam Sandler Upon Learning a Grown Ups Sequel is in the Works


Dear Christina Hendricks: The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown. Love, Gemma Arterton


Ranking Television's 10 Best Boobs


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Under God's Power She Flourishes"


Bradley Cooper Confirms Todd Phillips Will Remake 'The Hangover' for a Second Time


4 Days Remain Until 'Community' Leaves Us: Here's that 'A Girl with a Dragon Tattoo Community' Inspired 'Community' Trailer You've Been Dying to Watch


Angelina Jolie Graces the Cover of Newsweek, Gives America Lethal Dose of the Heebie-Jeebies


Joss Whedon's Cabin in the Woods is Real! There's Even a Trailer and Everything


The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week Features Twice the Nick Kroll


10 Movies that Should've Made an Assload More Than They Did in 2011


David Fincher's 'The Girl Who Played with Fire' Review: Suck Denby, I Beat You By Two Years


Fake Oscar Snubs, Real Scientific Facts, and Marilyn Monroe


Steve Buscemi and his Pedostache Stink Up the Joint in this Week's "Saturday Night Live"


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Joss Whedon's Official Cabin in the Woods Movie Poster is Neat-O


How Often Do Men and Women Think About Sex?


Hey! If You're Excited about the Upcoming Cycle of "American Idol," You're On the Wrong Site, Chief


First Look: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters. Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton Will Torch that Goddamn Gingerbread House


6 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with Twas the Night Before ... Damn, Check Out These Sweaters


Delicious Eggs Palpatine and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


The 10 Biggest Oscar Snubs of the 2012 Academy Awards


7 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with the "Inspector Spacetime" Movie Poster


God Help the Cinderblocks Who Pay Money to See This Movie


Which of Johnny Depp's Leading Ladies Has Actually Aged Better than Depp?


8 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with the "Parks and Rec"-Style Credit Sequence


"How I Met Your Mother's" Ted is Kind of a Douche


The 2011 Independent Spirit Award Nominations and Kevin Smith's Hissy Fit


30 Facts About Children's TV That NO ONE DENIES


Being An Awesome Person Does Not Give You the Right to Make Sh*tty Music, Stanley from "The Office"


Comparing the Wingnuttery of the 3 Most Politically Vocal Celebrities on Twitter


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Georgia Peaches"


Seth Rogen on James Franco's Oscar Hosting Gig: "They Hung Him Out to Dry"


9 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with the "Beetlejuice" Easter Egg


10 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Begins


The Satisfying Unsatisfaction of "SofA" and the 10 Best Episodes of the Week


The Cast of "Community" Graces the Cover of TV Guide with Fake Smiles, Disguised Disdain for Readership


10 Family Movies that Opened Better than The Muppets and Therefore Make Me Question Humanity


First Look: Maura Tierney as Robert California's Wife in "The Office"


Because No Matter How Good Your Thanksgiving Weekend Was, A Bill Murray Sighting with the President Will Make Improve It


Situation Walkspace: Revisiting the Fashion Faux Pas from This Week's "Happy Endings"


Box Office: Early Weekend Estimates Suggest Cool Kids Aren't Trying Hard Enough


The Language of Making Love


Eloquent Eloquence: Stuff Your Turkey with a Hair Metal Band and Call It TURDOKKEN


Black Friday Deals from Around the Web


The Muppets: The Most Sensational Inspirational Celebrational Muppetational Movie of the Year


14 Reasons that Hollywood Studios Should Consider Quoting Pajiba Reviews in their Movie Posters


The Best Thanksgiving Films


On Her 27th Birthday, We Celebrate Slobbermouth Johansson's Luscious Smackhole


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Battle of the Century"


"Gatsby Believed in the Green Light, the Orgiastic Future that Year by Year Recedes Before Us "


5 Brand Spanking New Reasons Why I F*cking Love Cameron Crowe


Jon Stewart: The Most Seductive Man in the World


Opie Is About to Scorch Some Earth and The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week


5 Outstanding Documentaries Recently Released on Netflix Instant


The 10 Most Successful Pregnancy Movies of All Time


Last Night on "Saturday Night Live": Needs More Muppets


Three Demo-Friendly Children Offer Mini-Reviews of Happy Feet Two


"Women's Lasers!" Recapturing the Magic of Last Night's Extraordinarily Sweet "Parks and Recreation"


"Some Flies Are Too Awesome for the Wall." Recapturing the Weirdness of Last Night's "'Community' of Darkness"


On Behalf of All the Women Who Prefer Blood and Guts to Twilight I Say: Jump Up My Ass, Relativity Media


Eloquent Eloquence Introduces The Moviegoer's Prayer


The Lie Review | What's the Biggest Lie You Ever Told To Get Out of Work? This One's Bigger. I Promise


Anti-Hollywood Republicans Play Victim Card Again, Upset "SNL" Keeps Making Fun of Them


The TV Junkie's Guide to the Perfect Television Viewing Schedule


Oral Contraceptives: They'll Kill Your Libido and Your Men


How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the RPatz


"Bitch, I Ain't Lying. It's the Code, Shoo." Recapturing the Memories of Last Night's "Happy Endings"


The Most Terrifying Entertainment Headline of 2011


Pixar's Brave Trailer: Ooooooh. Shiny!


What It Might Look Like If Hollywood Studios Quoted Pajiba Reviews on their Movie Posters


Dear Muppets: I Love You, Now Shut the F*ck Up


Pajiba's 4th Annual Butthole Day: A Celebration of the Word and the People Who Do Butthole Things


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Two Boats and a Lifeguard"


NBC Boots "Community." The Heavens Open Up, Hellfire Rains Down. BEWARE THE TROLL


Barney and Robin?! Yobogoya! The 9 Best TV Episodes of the Week


Hunger Games Trailer: Nailed It!


7 Wildly But Inexplicably Successful Directors You Wouldn't P*ss On if They Were on Fire


"Saturday Night Live" Shanks Another Determined Emma Stone Hosting Effort


Big Bads, Proving God Doesn't Exist, and the Rita Bennett Problem


"The Tobolowsky Files" Review: Ned Ryerson's Heartbreaking Stories of Staggering Genius


Jack and Jill Review: Incontrovertible Proof that There Is No God


"I Liked Horsebot 3000" and the Best Moments from Last's Night's "Community" and "Parks and Rec"


Eloquent Eloquence: We Are the 99%. Of People Who Will Murder You


Billy Crystal Set to Host Oscars! Apathy Reigns! Apathy Reigns!


Ranking Adam Sandler's 23 Films From Worst to First


The Problem with Defining "Sex"


The Most Pathetic People in America? Or the Most Gleeful?


The Top 25 Programs of the Week and the Increasing Irrelevance of Network Dramas


"A Thousand Words" Trailer: Christ, Eddie Murphy. Is There a Butthole You Can Hide In? How About Your Own?


The Crystal Clear Moment in Which Rick Perry's Presidential Candidacy Ended


The Check-Out Aisle: A Round-Up of the Latest Magazine Covers


Pajiba Storytellers: In Proxy Wars, Everybody Wins!


Storytellers: Little Sure Shot -- The Real Story Behind Annie Oakley


10 Man-Made and Natural Disasters that Would Make Awesome, Bad-Ass Backdrops for a Hollywood Disaster Movie


Pajiba Storytellers: Elizabeth Bathory: Lady Vampire and The Most Evil Woman in World History


The Rita Bennett Problem: Why Are So Many Great TV Dramas Weighed Down by Horrible, Annoying Female Characters?


25 Television Facts that NO ONE DENIES


The 70 Greatest Last Film Lines of the Modern Era


Today in Wingnuttery: "Hypocritical Bigots" Are "Bullying" Brett Ratner for Anti-Gay Slur


The Goon Trailer and Why Can't Kevin Smith Hang on to a Muse?


In This Week's 10 Best TV Episodes Bobbum Man and Black Hitler Fight to THE PAIN


Michael Fassbender Naked


Hollywood's 10 Most Overpaid Actors


It's a Charlie Day Day on "Saturday Night Live"


The Most Rewatchable Films, the Best Shows of the Fall, and the Worst Film Performances


Tina Fey Shows Us Her Hooters


Where I Affably Castigate and Compliment Various Commenters for Various Reasons


"The Office" -- "Doomsday is Coming" : You're the Deuce I Never Want To Drop.


"Parks and Recreation" -- "End of the World": All Will Be Well


"Community" -- "Advanced Gay": I'm Going to Eat Spaceman Paninis with Black Hitler


Tower Heist Review: What Have You Done for Me Lately, Eddie?


Eloquent Eloquence: I Like to Get Naked, Too, But That Doesn't Make Me Funnier than Donald Glover


A Simple Test To Determine if Someone is an "Actor" or a "Movie Star"


5 Actors I Want to See Succeed No Matter How Much the Rest of the World's Cynics Despise Them


Alison Brie and Her Low-Hanging Boobs


Can First-Date Sex Lead to a Satisfying Relationship?


STEAKTANIC: Revisiting the Best Bits of Last Night's "Happy Endings"


The 10 Funniest TV Ads of 2011


The New 21 Jump Street Trailer Is About As Funny as Richard Greico Looks


A Telling Statistic: 49 Percent of Republicans Don't Know What GOP Stands For


TotalFilm's 50 Worst Film Performances


Conservative Wingnut Believes Boone from "Lost" Is a Terrorist Threat to Humanity


Which of These 5 Actresses Is Best Suited to Play a Porn-Star with a Bottomless Gullet?


The Gays! They're Destroying America! Look at this (Adorable, Heartwarming) Filth!


World's Least Talented Fake News Anchor Attempts to Break Will Ferrell's Glass Case of Emotion


The 2012 Oscar Nominations


The 5 Worst TV Ads in America


Pearl Jam Twenty Review: Review: Sittin' Butt Naked on a Porcupine Made of Concrete


Oh, Give It Up, Jim Levenstein. You Will NEVER Be Marshall Eriksen


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "The Age of Reason": When That Shark Bites with His Teeth Dear, Scarlet Billows, They Begin to Spread


Melissa McCarthy as Divine Is Both Amazing and Terrifying


Ranking, from Worst to First, The 30 Best Muppets


"Community" Pays Tribute to Classic Comedies in EW Photoshoot


The 5 Best and Worst New TV Shows of the Fall Season


The 100 Greatest Horror Movie Quotes of All Time


You're the Best Grandma Ever Grandma Jwow and The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week


Macabre Mr. Maximus' 3rd Annual Guide to The Best & Worst Halloween Candy


Poor Victimized Conservatives Argue that Comedy is Politically Biased


October on DVD: 15 Releases Ranked from Best to Worst


The Best Selling DVDs of 2011


Princess Bride Mindhole Blowers, Pop-Culture Pumpkins, and Some Woman Named Courtney Stodden


The Gays Are Taking Over Our TV Sets! Hide Your Kids! Hide Your Wives! Hide Your Ear Hair Trimmers!


The Rum Diary Review: A Meek Voice of Celluloid and Muted Rage


In Time Review: The Right Idea for the Time, the Wrong Movie for the Ages


"I'm Fine, B*tch. I'm Fine," and the Rest of the Best Moments from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Eloquent Eloquence: In Pajibaville They Say, That the Ladies' Ovaries Grew Threw Sizes That Day


The Pajiba 10: 1982 (The Year of the Mullet) Edition


The 50 Most Successful Box Office Stars of All Time in North America


Exploring the Hymen: The Virginity Question Revisited


A GIFtastic Recap of Last Night's Fantastic "Happy Endings" Halloween Episode


The Full Lisbeth Salander Photoshoot Collection


I Know You Don't Care for Tom Cruise, and But You HAVE to Admire the Man's Determination


First Look: The Farrelly Brothers' Three Stooges Look Aghast Upon the World's Indifference


My 10 Favorite Halloween-Themed TV Episodes


The Most Inspired Pop-Culture Pumpkin Carvings


One Look at Henry Cavill as Superman and Ryan Reynolds Gave Up On Life


Kino with Umlauts - In Celebration of Austrian Film


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Gimcrack and Bunkum": I Know It was You, Eli. You Broke My Heart


Which of These Five Hollywood Subjects Sold Out the Hardest?


The Super Hot Women of those Old Timey Westerns


"If I Sh*t Myself, Nobody Says a Word. Got It?" The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week


The ABC Sitcom "Man Up" and Its Thematic Relationship to the Brutal Murder of a Gay Man


"Boss" Review: One Blue, Hairy Motherf**king Beast of a Show


Which Would You Rather See: A Joss Whedon Shakespeare Film or a Metallica 3D Movie?


The 20 Highest Grossing Prequels of All Time


Manly Men and Awesome Not-So-Manly Men, Guilty Pleasures, and Carla Gugino


Paranormal Activity 3 Review: Only a Pants-Wetting Ninny Would Fall for It a Third Time (P.S. I'm a Pants-Wetting Ninny)


The 10 Best Reverse 80's Remakes and the Winner of the Pajiba T-Shirt


This Week's Eloquent Eloquence Asks: Is Appliance Intercourse Considered Sodomy?


Martha Marcy May Marlene Review | Like "Full House," Only Uncle Joey Sleeps with the Kids


"Yes, I Want a Whisker Basket." The Best Moments from "Up All Night," "Suburgatory," "Modern Family," and "Happy Endings"


Come Up with the Best Reverse 80's Remake. Win a Pajiba T-Shirt


Do Oral Contraceptives Affect Your Taste in Men?


The 20 Best Posthumously Released Films


Confusing Your Libido: Terrifying or Sexy? (Zombie Edition)


5 TV Characters That Prove You Don't Have to Be "Manly" to Be an Awesome Man


For the Nerds: The Literary Dalek Game (with Illustrations)


Trespass Review: The One Where Nic Cage and Nicole Kidman Shout


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "What Does The Bee Do?" -- Margaret Schroeder Joins the One Percent


Three More Reasons You Picked the Wrong Day to Stop Sniffing Glue


Abed's Ultra Grin and The 10 Best Episodes of the Week


The 10 Most Profitable 80's Remakes


Highlights from "Saturday Night Live": Ummm, "Weekend Update" Was Pretty Good


TV Title Sequences, Actors Who Left their Castmates in the Dust, Baby Bumps and Crappy Films


The 60 Coolest TV Show Title Sequences of All Time


The Big Year Review


On the Occupy Wall Street Movement, the Death Rattle of the Old Media, and America's Economic Disparity


"Clearly You Don't Understand Anything about Defeating Trolls" and the Best Lines from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Images from the Set of Man of Steel: Uh Oh, Superman's Crying


Eloquent Eloquence: Just Remember, I Love You Where You Tingle the Hardest


This Means War Trailer


"Without the P We're Just T&A" and the Best Lines from Wednesday Night's Comedies


How the Ratings of the 10 Best "Canceled ... Too Soon" TV Shows Stack Up Against This Season's Bottom-Rated Shows


"Last Man Standing" Review: So I Married a Comedy Murderer


The Avengers' Character Action Shots: Whedons' Badassery Reduced To Its Essence


Fun with Penis Confusion: Comparing Alison Brie's Cleavage to Joel McHale's Buttcrack


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "A Dangerous Maid": Careful of the Late-Term Abortion Staircase


Who Killed the Graphic Designer? Revisiting a Strange Trend in the Movie Posters of 1985


"Bang Bang, What's the Hang?" The 10 Best Television Episodes of the Week


Netflix Pulls a Mitt Romney, Flip Flops on Qwikster


The 20 Most Successful Robot/Cyborg Movies of All Time


Highlights from Last Night's "Saturday Night Live": Zoolander Underwhelms


Despised TV Shows, Things that Might Make You Sh*t Your Pants, and Actors Slumming It


Real Steel Review: Shawn Levy Answers This Question: Is It Possible to F*ck Up a Boxing Movie?


"Is She Gonna Powder Her Vagina?" and the Best Lines from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Eloquent Eloquence: When did Mark Ruffalo become The Most Interesting Man in the World?


Which Of These Fake Arrested Development Movie Posters Float Your Banana Stand the Most?


The Science Behind Broken Penises


"American Horror Story" Review


"You Just Murdered Joy" and the Rest of the Best Lines from Wednesday Night's Television Comedies


Based Only on the Images, Which Looks Better: Snow White and the Huntsmen or Tarsem Singh's Snow White


The 5 Most Despised Shows on Television


All Those Network TV Shows that You Barely Know Exist? Yeah, Those are the Most Popular Ones


While an Building Ignites Behind Her, Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow Quietly Passes Gas


Poor Man's ... (Television Edition)


"Vienna: The Series": The Walking, Talking, Scheming, and F*cking that Preceded Waterloo


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Ourselves Alone": "Beware the Day They Change Their Mind"


The 10 Best Television Episodes of the Week: "What? Oh Now a Brother Can't Twirl?"


Science Determines the 10 Catchiest Songs of All Time. Also, Science is Sexist


"Doctor Who" -- "The Wedding Of River Song": The Doctor Lies (And Cheats)


"Dexter" -- "Moving Forward": How Does Hammer Time Differ from Regular Time?


The 20 Most Successful Christian-Themed Films of All Time


Netflix's 10 Most Popular Rentals of All Time Reveals White, Joyless Thirty-Something Subscriber Base


What's Your Number? Review: Maybe Anna Faris Actually Is As Bad as the Movies in Which She Stars


Mitch Hurwitz Has Cried Wolf So Many Times that Even the Wolf Is Telling Him to Shut the F*ck Up


Highlights from Last Night's "Saturday Night Live": Melissa McCarthy Delivers the First Great Episode of the Season


Friends, Romans, Countrymen: Lend Me a Joke


The Weekly Murdertank: The Brutal Footloose Remake, Adorable Goddamn Couples, and James Spader is Your Lesbian Aunt


The "Fetch" Effect: 8 Actors that Hollywood Has Tried, and Failed, to Make Happen


"Everybody Pants Now!" and the Other Best Lines from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Tucker & Dale vs. Evil Review


Eloquent Eloquence: Christina Hendricks Bacon Whiskey Baby Ninja Star


Pajiba Dirty Talk: A Kiss is Just a Kiss


The Best New Comedy of the Season, "Suburgatory" Doesn't Just Satirize Suburbia, It Humanizes It


By the Numbers: "Mike and Molly" Revisited


Five Soundtrack Scores Commonly Recycled in Another Film's Trailers


How Will We F*cking Miss Them If We've Already Forgotten About Them? 20 Actors We Don't See Nearly Enough Of


If You Were Given One Musical Montage In Your Life, What Would You Do with It?


Using Negative Associations to Drive a Wedge Between You and Your Love of Puppies


"Doctor Who" -- "Closing Time": Stormageddon & The Power Of Love vs. The Cybermen


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Dirty Laundy": And the Dong Was Left on the Cruel Shore Gazing, Gazing for Evermore


All Your Favorite Shows May Be Cancelled


This Week's TV Power Rankings are Subtitled: Annie's Boobs. After Annie's Boobs.


"A Gifted Man" Review: Decent Show, but It's a Shame about Its Premise


The 10 Biggest Opening Weekends for a Baseball Movie and The Poor Man's Dane Cook


Highlight's from Last Night's Season Premiere of "Saturday Night Live"


The Weekly Murdertank: Not Every Mustache is Worth a Ride, Taylor Llamautner, and Shove It Up Your Butt


"Charlie's Angels" Review: Welcome to ABC's Thursday Night Slack-Jawed TV!


"Shove It Up Your Butt" and the Other 10 Best Lines from NBC's Thursday Night Lineup


Abduction Movie Review


Eloquent Eloquence: Where Barbershop Quartet Meets '50's Federal Prison Rapist


You Can Tentatively Add "Big Miracle" to the List of Bad Movies with Great Casts


In the Childish Name-Calling Twitter Fight Between Alec Baldwin and Michelle Malkin, Anne Coulter Finds a Way to Lose


Great Cast! Terrible Movie! 10 Awful Movies Despite the Awesome Talent Involved


Annie Edison May Be Pillow-Biting Sexy, But In No Universe is She Funnier than Jeff Winger


J.D. and Brown Bear Bring their "Scrubs" Man Love to Twitter in Response to the Repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"


"Unforgettable" Review: Exactly what TV Needs: Another Boring Goddamn Procedural


Strange Photographic Evidence that Taylor "The Llama" Lautner's Head Swivel Leans to the Left


The Long and Assy History of Between-the-Legs Movie Posters


Celebrities in Cowboy Hats: Who Fills Out All 10 Gallons?


Actors We Love in TV Sitcoms that Suck


"2 Broke Girls" Review


Pajiba Love Racist Edition: Jews Your Words Carefully Because You'll Never Be as Good as those Little Asians


The Return of the Weekly Power Rankings: The 10 Best Television Episodes of the Week


"Doctor Who" -- "The God Complex": The Perils Of Faith...and Clowns


The Typical (Read: Dumb) Audience Members' 23 Favorite Movies of 2011


Jon Stewart May Be a Giant Dick, But President Obama is the One with the Nice Ass


How the "New" New Netflix Changes Will Affect Most of You (Hint: Probably Not that Much)


The 28 Most Dominating Emmy Winners of All Time


How THE LION KING Stacked Up Against 20 Other Re-Released Classics and the Vast Critic/Audience Divide on DRIVE


The 2011 Emmy Award Winners


The 2011 Emmy Award Wish List


Disappearing TV Characters, Actors Turned Musicians, Musicians Turned Actors, and the Sexy Psychopaths that Murder Them


I Don't Know How She Does It Review: Take Your List of First World Problems and F*cking Choke On It


Oh, Tom Brady: Your Pretty Mouth Was Never Meant for Speaking


Time Out London Ranks the 100 Best Comedies of All Time and They're Doing It Wrong!


Eloquent Eloquence: George Lucas Gives His Fans the Finger


How Fatherhood Turns Men Into Ninnies


12 Cases of The Unexplained, Disappearing TV Character


Sarah Michelle Gellar's "Ringer" is as Vacant as Her Eyes


"Up All Night" Review: Applegate and Arnett are Great; Rudolph Takes Another Sh*t in the Street


No, F*ck You: 15 of Pop Culture's Best Animated Middle Fingers


The 10 Wealthiest Entertainers List Provides the Perfect Tea Party Argument for Raising Taxes on the Rich


We Bought a Zoo Trailer: Cameron Crowe and Matt Damon Give You Their Hearts. Hold the Pen


Christian Bale's 9 Least Aesthetically Pleasing Characters


Predicting How Many Episodes the Network TV's New Fall Shows Will Last


The 10 Worst Happy Madison Films


Here's How "Entourage" Ended for the Lucky Ones Who Quit Watching After Season 4


"Doctor Who" -- "The Girl Who Waited": The Double Life Of Amy Pond


Congratulations, Bucky Larson: You've Just Entered the IMDb Bottom 100


This Weekend, A Film You've Never Heard of Involving Incest and Monster Rape Had One of the Worst Openings of All Time


Pulling a Gwyneth, Preposterous Pairings, Hipster Displeasure, Bombs and Bucky Larson


20 Things I Saw While Watching BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR That I Will Never Be Able to Unsee


Eloquent Eloquence: Death By A Thousand Sporks


Dreamboat Anti-Semitic Mel Gibson Dons Yarmulke, Makes Film about Jewish Hero. What Could Go Wrong?


Warrior Review: Two "Rocky" Movies for the Price of One


5 Lead Actors that Should Pull a Gwyneth


The Cast of "Sons of Anarchy" All Cleaned Up


Grateful Odes To The NFL's Return


Which of These 11 Films Would You Probably Ignore Based on their Movie Posters Alone?


25 Pop-Culture Facts that No One Denies


"Sons of Anarchy" -- "Out": Finding the Balance between Might and Right


The Genetics of Female Orgasms


"Doctor Who" -- "Night Terrors": Reliably Creepy Doll Faces


The Ten Biggest Box Office Hits and 5 Biggest Bombs of the Summer


Dance, MotherF**cker, Dance: Pop Culture's 20 Greatest Dancing GIFs


The 7 Best Films of the Summer (2011)


The Weekly Murdertank: Summer Movies, Those Guys, Helen Mirren and Lightweight Female Action Heroes


Shark Night 3D Review: An Open Letter to a Director Who Has Had His Testicles Removed


In the Very First Sentence of this Review, I'm Going to Spoil the Ever-Living Sh*t Out of Apollo 18


The Debt Review: An Espionage Thriller in Three Acts, But You Can Skip the First Two


The Greatest List of 100 Completely Random Movie Titles Ever Compiled in the History of Mankind


There Have Been Only Five (5) Successful Film to TV Series Adapations. Ever. NO ONE IS DENYING THIS.


Batting for Both Teams: What's the Deal with Bisexuals, Right?


Red State Review | Kevin Smith Vs. The World, Critics, and His Big Fat Mouth


Ranking the Impossible: The 5 Best Sorkin Characters


Apparently, There Are No Other 28-Year-Old Brunettes in Hollywood Because Anne Hathaway Continues to Get ALL the Roles


Hey! It's that Woman from that Show! You Know the One. Her. Yeah! Her!


Yesterday's 6 Dullest News Items Presented in the Dullest Way Imaginable


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