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Never in a Million Years Will You Guess Who This Unrecognizable (and Beloved) Actor Is Without Looking?


A Painfully Awkward Interview Where I Attempt to Get Bradley Cooper to Admit "The Hangover Part III" Is a Bad Film


Alexander Payne's "Nebraska" Is a Minor Film Lacking in Revelations


TIL: Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman Discovered Bill Hader, Who Thinks Justin Bieber is a Douche


Stripper Jennifer Aniston Is Going to Make a Lot of "Friends" Fan-Fic Writers Happy in the "We're the Millers" Trailer


Watch: J.J. Abrams Equalizes Sexist Criticisms of "Star Trek" With Shirtless, Showering Cumberbatch Scene


10 Movies That Would've Been Even Better If They'd Starred Anna Kendrick


"Only God Forgives" Review: Nicolas Winding Refn and Ryan Gosling's Luxuriously Stage-Managed Parade of Blood and Guts


10 Of Cinema's Most Impressive Redneck Transformations (Plus Keanu Reeves)


Review: Steven Soderbergh's Joyously Gay "Behind The Candelabra"


"New Girl's" Nick Miller's 12 Ways to Achieve a Perfectly Content Existence


"Man of Steel" "Fate Of Your Planet" Trailer: Is It OK to Root for Zod?


Jennifer Aniston, Matthew Perry, and Courteney Cox Reunite For a Super Cute "Friends" Bit on "Ellen"


Jennifer Lawrence Gets Her Hairs Cut, Wears Pink Heels, Internet Loses Its Damn Mind


"Daily Show" Co-Creator Learns the Hard Way that Political Jokes Are Not Appreciated During Tragic Events


Big Man, Little Dog: 20 Celebrity Dudes with Tiny Dogs


John Barrowman Is Set to Host the Summer's Biggest Television Sh*tshow


Mindhole Blowers: 16 Celebrity First Marriages You Might Not Know About


The Coen Brothers' "Inside Llewyn Davis"Review: Soulful, Deeply Human, and Meditative


"Doctor Who" Season Finale Recap: A Jelly Baby By Any Other Name Would Taste Just As Sweet


Chris Pine's Early Career Is a Lesson In Terrible Haircuts


Attention K-Mart Shoppers: 15 Adorable Behind-the-Scenes Photos From "Beetlejuice" Because Monday, Am I Right?


Hey Fat Face! Here's Another Trailer for "Anchorman 2"


"Ain't Them Bodies Saints": Bonnie & Clyde By Way of Terrence Malick


Cannes 2013 Capsule Reviews: "Jimmy P. (Psychotherapy of a Plains Indian)," "Grand Central" and "Borgman"


Ben Affleck Hosts a Very Emotional "Saturday Night Live" Season Finale


The Many, Many Faces of Karl Urban


Do You Recognize the Well Known Celebrities on the Far Left and Far Right Of This Photo?


I'm Tired of Having Sex: Mating, Dating and Relating and How TV Mostly Gets it Wrong


"The Office" Finale: One Last Good Prank


Damnit Jerry! Who Says Fat People Can't Wear Abercrombie & Fitch?


Fruitvale Station Review: A Powerful Story That, Like the Movie, Is Too Good To Be True


"Game Of Thrones" May End After Seven Seasons


The 10 Most Anticipated Cable Drama Series of 2014


We Have a Winner! Chris Hemsworth Is the Father of the All Time Cutest Celebrity Baby


Ranking the 10 Most Promising New Network Shows of the Fall, Based on the Trailer Previews


William Shatner Encourages J.J. Abrams to Add Princess Leia/Chewbacca Sex Scene into "Star Wars" Sequel


Here's Where I Attempt to Turn the Cast of "Rectify," the Best New Drama of the Year, Into Sex Symbols, So More People Will Watch


Kevin Smith Takes a Implicit Dig at Zach Braff's Kickstarter Campaign


CBS's "Crazy Ones" Trailer: How Much Robin Williams Can You Stand?


10 Television Theme Songs Sang by a Member of the Show's Own Cast


Christina Hendricks Loves Her Husband Too Much to Slum It Around the House In Her Sweatpants


Ted's Kids Are Gonna Be So P*ssed: The Final Season of "HIMYM" Will Take Place Over the Course of One Weekend


Neil Gaiman, Cybermen, and Warwick Davis All Show Up in Doctor Who


The History of Nick Miller and Jessica Day's Relationship Told Through GIFs


CBS Unveils Its 2013-2014 Primetime Schedule


Because Every Morning Should Begin with Christian Bale Frolicking on a Beach with Natalie Portman


"SNL" Promo: Ben Affleck Is Bill Hader, Who Likes It "Funky and Sweet"


Ranking the 12 New Fall Series on ABC Based on their Trailer Previews


The 5 Best New Dramas of the 2012-2013 Television Season


The Extended Trailer for Marvel's "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." Is Chock Full of Whedon-y Goodness


"About Time" Trailer: Richard Curtis' Time Travel Movie Introduces Another Ginger to Put On Your Hotties List


You Know Who Else Is Awesome? Brad Pitt. Plus, Skyler White Haters Step to the Left. No, Wait! Come Back


ABC Unveils Their 2013-2014 Primetime Schedule, Pitting "S.H.I.E.L.D." Against (Gulp) "NCIS"


Bill Hader Leaving "Saturday Night Live" Effective Saturday


Angelina Jolie Reveals That She Had a Double Mastectomy


Ed Helms Is In a New Clip for 'Arrested Development' and Manages Not to Ruin It


Spoiler: Here's What the Mother Looks like in "How I Met Your Mother"


Ranking Fox's New Fall Series From Best to Worst, Based On Their Trailer Previews


The Absurdity of One Of Leonardo DiCaprio's Silliest Quotes Illustrated with Pictures


Trailer Previews for NBC's New Fall Series


The First "Arrested Development" Season 4 Trailer Is, Uh, Hot to the Touch


Fox's Unveils Its 2012-2013 Primetime Schedule


NBC Unveils Their 2013-2014 Primetime Schedule


Seth Meyers Officially Set to Replace Jimmy Fallon on "Late Night"


Kristen Wiig Returns to "Saturday Night Live," And It's Like She Never Left. That's Not a Compliment


5 Roles You May Have Seen Chris Messina in Before You Knew How Awesome He Is as Danny on "The Mindy Project"


Renewals and Cancellations: The Current Status of the Network's Slate of Primetime Programming


NBC Renews "Community"


Blood Without Pain: Should Networks Remove TV Episodes in the Wake of Real-Life Violence?


Recap: NBC's "The Office," Episode "A.A.R.M."


Recap: NBC "Community," "Advanced Introduction to Finality"


George Clooney and Sandra Bullocks 'Gravity' Trailer is F#@$#%% TERRIFYING


Nick Offerman Reads Tweets from Young Female Celebrities: Puppy Cuddles Edition


Status Updates on 12 Film Sequels You Might Actually Want to See


NBC Renews "Parks and Recreation"


NBC Picks Up "About A Boy," Gillian Anderson Returns with a New Series


"Kristen Stewart Looks Like an Alien from the Planet Ugly F**king Pajamas"


"Survivor" and the Overriding Importance of Mediocrity


Pick-Ups and Cancellations: Fox Goes Mark Wahlberg in "The Fighter" on All the "American Idol" Judges


You Don't Have to Understand Hockey to Understand the Unholy B*tch Face Someone Flashed at Elisha Cuthbert


Visual Proof that 'Game of Thrones' Richard Madden Is Dapper Enough to Play Kenneth Branagh's Prince Charming


The 10 Best Recent Releases on Netflix Watch Instantly (2013)


Robin Williams Delivers Sweet, Sweet Twitter Justice to Kim Kardashian


John Krasinski Lip Syncing Boys 2 Men Is the Thing In Your Life That You Never Knew You Needed So Badly


The Coens' "Inside Llewyn Davis" Trailer Should Come with a Worm Hole Drops Us Into the Release Date


The "New Girl" Finale Photos Portend Sadness


"The Crimson Horror" and a Return to Old-School "Doctor Who" Form


"The World's End" Trailer: Simon Pegg and Nick Frost Reunited to Take on the Apocalypse


This GIF of Jennifer Lawrence Photobombing Sarah Jessica Parker Just Got Perfection Pregnant


Marvel's The Interventionist: An Open Letter to Overzealous Comic Book Purists


"Ender's Game" First Full-Length Trailer Fails to Resonate


Dear Interent (and Michael Ausiello): Stop Ruining Everything


Anne Hathaway Changed Her Hair Color, But James Franco Is Still the Same Old Douchebag


Robert Downey, Jr. Quotes on 10 (Mostly Terrible) Movies He Made Before "Iron Man" Made Him the Most Successful Actor on the Planet


Translating Mark Hamill's Diplomatic Statements About "Star Wars VII" Into Something Resembling the Truth


13 Gorgeous Behind-the-Scenes Photographs of Jeff Bridges' Movies Taken by Jeff Bridges


A Quick Programming Note About "The Office" Finale


"Scandal" and How Insane Cast Chemistry Transforms One of TV's Worst Dramas Into One of Its Best


Danielle Panabaker Plays Daisy the Stewardess in "Mad Men"


Highlights from Last Night's Terrifically Galifiantastic "Saturday Night Live"


5 Things You May Not Know About the Next Man of Steel, Henry Cavill


Like a Wet Dog Lost in a Sunless Maze, So Goes "Hemlock Grove"


Can One Episode of "The Office" Redeem the Last Four Seasons?


Predictable Shockers: How TV Lost Its Capacity to Surprise


George R.R. Martin to Release Another Book that's Not the Next Installment of "A Song of Ice and Fire." But Wait! It Gets Worse


The 12 Most Anticipated Anti-Blockbuster Movies of the Summer Blockbuster Season


Leslie Knope Bids Us Adieu Tonight, Let's Hope Not For the Last Time


Terry Richardson Photographs Aaron Paul to Look Like Terry Richardson


May 2013 Television Season and Series Finale Calendar


"Doctor Who," the "Journey To The Centre Of The TARDIS" and 5 Reasons Why Clara Will Be the Next Doctor


Last Night's Monumental "New Girl" Summarized in GIF Form


Did You Know That Stan from "Mad Men" Was a 90's Teen Heartthrob?


Whatever Happened to the Cast of 'Dead Poets Society'?


30 Adorable, Amazing, and Hilarious Behind-the-Scenes Photos of 'Empire Strikes Back' That Will Make You Fall In Love All Over Again


Yahoo Really Needs to Fire the Soulless Automated Bots That Choose Celebrity Photos


Good Lord, People: We May Soon Be Witness to the Silliest Looking Comic-Book Movie Super Villian Yet


Just As It's Beginning to Grow Into a Great Series, History's "Vikings" Ends Its First Season


"Pacific Rim" Trailer: Guillermo del Toro Eats Pieces of Sh*t Like Michael Bay for Morning Tea


"Fast & Furious 6" Trailer: Brain Damage Has Never Looked So Fun


The 25 Biggest International Opening Weekends of All Time


NBC Announces Renewals


'Pain & Gain,' A Movie About Muscle-Bound Troglodytes with Erectile Dysfunction, Is a Personal One for Michael Bay


After Seasons of Frustration and Futility, "The Office" Proves It Still Has the Ability to Move Us


He's Wrong, But 'Breaking Bad's' Aaron Paul Calls This the "Greatest Video I Have Ever Seen"


Here's the New Most Galling Thing About Zach Braff's Kickstarter


What Does That Kid From 'The Red Balloon' Look Like These Days?


Important: Watch This If You Want to Fill In the Storyline Gaps For Tonight's Episode of "Hannibal"


Sundance Channel's "Rectify" Is The Most Captivating, Unsettling, and Profoundly Brilliant New Drama Of the Year


This Breathtaking "Man of Steel" Title Sequence Is Almost Certainly Better than the Real Thing


No One Hates Don Draper More than Don Draper


New Rule: If You Have $10 Million in the Bank, You Cannot Ask Me to Fund Your Movie, Zach Braff


Who You Gonna Call? "Doctor Who" Recap: "Hide"


Here's the Cast of "Game of Thrones" All Gussied Up for Their Glamour Shots


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts You Might Not Know About Cameron Crowe's 'Almost Famous'


Watch Bill Murray Drop A Blitzkrieg Of F-Bombs In John Goodman's Amazon Pilot, 'Alpha House'


Is It Necessary for Me to Drink My Own Urine? 'Dodgeball' Sequel in the Works


Everything About Michael Shannon Reading the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter Is Goddamn Amazing


Gwyneth Paltrow Fondles a Guy's Junk on British Television


North Dakota News Anchor Fired After First Broadcast For Mumbling "F***ing S**t" On Air


The 10 Romantic Leads with Which Tom Cruise Has Had The Least Romantic Chemistry


Sassmouth Reese Witherspoon Arrested, Goes from America's Sweetheart to America's Drunk Sweetheart


Gary Busey Hilariously Auditions to Go to Mars, Still Terrifyingly Insane


Patton Oswalt's "Star Wars" Filibuster Inspires the Perfect Movie Poster


"Southland," The Best Cop Show On TV, Ended Its Run Last Night in Bleak, Heartbreaking Fashion


Everything that Irritates Me About Tom Cruise Reduced to a Two-Minute Gag


Stop Saying that Gwyneth Paltrow Is the Most Hated Celebrity on the Planet


Here's What the "New Girl" Characters Looked Like Before They Lost Their Virginity


"Oopsie Daisy Homophobe" Ends Homophobia, Is Stephen Colbert's Perfect Complement to "Accidental Racist"


10 Brilliant But Often Overlooked Movies From 1993 That You Should Immediately Add To Your Netflix Queues


The Charming Arrogance of Robert Downey, Jr. Reduced To His 10 Best Quotes


Patton Oswalt's "Parks and Recreation" Star Wars Filibuster Is God's Gift to the Internet


Mutually Assured Duran Duran: "Doctor Who" -- "Cold War"


9 Things You Need to Know Today In Order To Be a Productive Member of Pop Culture Society


Jon Stewart Thanks Boston For "Inspiring and Solidifying My Belief in Humanity and the People of this Country"


10 Random Life Affirming Videos Guaranteed to Make You Weep the Big Fat Good Tears


Adam Scott Would REALLY Prefer It If You'd Stop Confusing Him for Adam Scott


10 Actors Who Landed Juicy Roles Early in their Careers and Then Essentially Vanished


Louis C.K.'s "Oh My God" And How The Experience of Age Has Made Him the Best Stand Up Act on the Planet


The Only 5 Moments You Need to Know From the 2013 MTV Movie Awards


Highlights from Last Night's Punchless Vince Vaughn Hosted 'Saturday Night Live'


"42" Review: A Black Story, Told By a White Man. Full of Sound and Fury. Signifying Little


Watch "The Simpsons" Brilliantly Meth-y "Breaking Bad" Opening


Mindhole Blowers: 15 Things You Might Not Know About Richard Curtis' "Love Actually" and "Four Weddings and a Funeral"


Biz Break: 8 Bits and Bobs That Joseph Gordon Levitt Is Probably Furiously Masturbating To Today


Here's Your Chance To Fulfill Your "Game Of Thrones" Sexual Fantasies In Real Life


It's Time to End Song Lyric Fascism Once and For All


The Doctor's Memories Can't Wait: "The Rings Of Akhaten"


The Jury's Still Out on Science: 9 Official Teaser Posters for Netflix's "Arrested Development"


Letterman Interrogates Lindsay Lohan About Rehab, Reduces Her to Tears


The 25 Best TV Episodes of All Time, According to IMDB Users


Brad Paisley Defends "Accidental Racist," Reminds You He Has a Black Best Friend


It's a Short Trip to Irrelevance. Last Stop: The "Scary Movie" Franchise


STFU, Childless People: The 10 Most Annoying Complaints Non-Breeders Have With Parents


Ten 2013 Theatrical Releases with Recognzable Stars That Made Less than $10,000 at the Box Office


Who Is the Most Toxically Poisonous Box-Office Star of the Last 5 Years?


Chris Hemsworth Goes Crash, Boom, Kerplow in the Trailer for "Rush."


Melissa McCarthy Stumbles (Literally) Through a Hilarious "SNL" with an Assist from Peter Drunklage


"Evil Dead" Review: She-Banged by Hell's Bitch


5 New TV Series You Should Strongly Consider Watching


The Impossibly Sexy Elisabeth Moss Plays F***, Marry, Kill with the Men of Sterling Cooper


8 Things You Need to Shove In Your Whore Mouths Today


"Only God Forgives" Trailer: That Cute Boy From "The Notebook" Will Pummel Your Face Into a Meat Sock


Fallon, Leno, and Letterman All Addressed the "Tonight Show" Takeover Last Night


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts You Might Not Know About "Jurassic Park"


Biz Break: "Saturday Night Live" May Be Losing Three Cast Members Over the Summer


Here Are Set Photos of Jennifer Lawrence and WOAH, What's Going on with Brad Cooper's Hair?


Roger Ebert Faces Cancer Recurrence, Will Take a "Leave of Presence"


Start Your Day with Taylor Lautner and Adam Sandler Because You Know After This, It Can't Get Any Worse


Lena Dunham Thinks Men Are "Simple," And She's Probably Right Because She IS the Voice of a Generation


Doctor Who's "The Bells Of Saint John" Revisited: How Do You Solve a Problem Like Clara Oswald?


Hermione Just Stole All Your Sh*t: The Red Band "End of the World" Trailer Will Take an Ax to Your Face


10 New "Mad Men" Photos Tell You Everything You Need to Know Heading Into Sunday's Premiere


Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno Address "Tonight Show" Rumors with Magnificent "West Side Story" Duet


Christopher Nolan Foolishly Casts Heath Ledger Over Paul Bettany as The Joker In "Batman Begins" Sequel


Dark Days Ahead: Last Place NBC Renews Lowest Rated Show On Television


"Titanic" Opens Big at the Box Office, But Not Nearly Big Enough


"The Host" Review: A Blunt Force Shart In the Eye of Sci Fi


10 Things You Should Know In Order To Be a Productive Member of Today's Pop Culture Society


Ron Swanson Break Danced on Fallon Last Night, And We Are a Better People For It


Renewals and Cancellations: Every TV Show You've Ever Loved Will Be Yanked Away From You. But Not Yet


Joseph Gordon-Levitt Announces New Television Show, Charms the Pants Off Our Asses


20 Former Child Actors Who Had Sense Enough to Quit the Business


If You're Not Showing Support for Marriage Equality on Facebook, You're Apparently a Terrible Human Being


If You Still Have the Patience for It, Here's the Full-Length "Wolverine" Trailer


The Morning Show Wars Are Getting Downright Nasty: Matt Lauer Scowls in Anderson Cooper's General Direction


Jon Hamm Would Prefer It If You Didn't Talk About His Penis Anymore


Mindhole Blowers: What The Male Cast of "Game of Thrones" Looks Like Without Facial Hair


One Scenario For How Late Night's Musical Chairs Might Play Out


Progress! Today's Wolverine Teaser is 14 Seconds Longer Than Yesterday's Wolverine Teaser


James Franco Implicitly Reveals Why Everyone Hates Anne Hathaway


The Truth Behind Why Harmony Korine Was Banned From Letterman's Show for Life


10 Beloved Television Actors Who Couldn't Translate That Success Onto the Big Screen


Based On the Shreddiest Shreds of Information, Let's Prejudge All These Shiny New Things Coming To Our Screens


Look: The Children of "Cheers" Cast Members Are Actors, Too


Our In-Flight Entertainment Today Is "Admission," Starring Tina Fey and Paul Rudd. Headphones Can Be Purchased for $5.


Dax Shepard's Heartwarming Account Of His Dying Father Meeting His Unborn Child


An Open Letter from ABC to the People They Respect Least in the World: "Happy Endings" Viewers


"Mad Men" vs. "Game of Thrones" Red Carpet Premieres, Plus the Geekiest Celebrity Couple on the Planet


Here's the Second Best Reason to Watch AMC This Summer


Tina Fey Revives Her Sarah Palin Impersonation, Brings Down the House


10 Freeballing Celebrities Is the Post You Wish You'd Never Clicked On


The Inevitability of Jimmy Fallon's Succession to "The Tonight Show" Is Now Even More Inevitable


"Bates Motel" Review: A Mother's Best Friend Is Her Son


9 Things You Need To Know In Order To Be a Productive Member of Today's Pop Culture Society -- Wednesday Edition


The Internship Trailer: Watch Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson Fail to Recapture the Magic of 'Wedding Crashers'


The "Game of Thrones" Cast Sings the Theme Song to Solemnize the Break-Up of Emilia Clarke and Seth MacFarlane


Intelligent Television Drama and the Death of "Good" and "Bad" Characters


8 Things You Need To Know In Order To Be a Productive Member of Today's Pop Culture Society, Tuesday Edition


Your Morning Jollies: Selena Gomez Made Justin Bieber Cry


How Season Two of HBO's "Girls" Sold Out to "The Mindy Project"


10 Things You Need To Know In Order To Be a Productive Member of Today's Pop Culture Society: Monday Edition


Everything You Thought You Knew Is Wrong: The Destruction of the Death Star Was an Inside Job


The 10 Biggest Box-Office Flops Through the First 12 Weeks of 2013


Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon's "History of the Rap: Part IV"


10 Things You Need To Know In Order To Be a Productive Member of Today's Pop Culture Society


"Short Term 12" Review: A Marvel of Kindness and Warmth, an Early Contender for the Most Criminally Overlooked Film of 2013


"The Incredible Burt Wonderstone" Review: No Magic in Me


10 Actresses Too Goddamn Classy for Bullsh*t, Reductive 'Come Hither' Photoshoots


Spring Breakers Review: "Girls Gone Wild" As Directed by Terrence Malick on Bath Salts


Casting Couch: 8 Familiar Faces Who Will Soon Be Surrounded by New, Unfamiliar Contexts


Louis C.K. Hilariously Shames Complimentary Heckler During Stand-Up Performance


The Official Poster for "Mad Men" Season 6 Suggests Murder, Intrigue, Cloning?


"Drinking Buddies" Review: Jake Johnson Faces an Impossible Decision: Anna Kendrick or Olivia Wilde?


Joss Whedon's Spectacularly Shakespearean "Much Ado About Nothing" Trailer Has Arrived


"The Hangover Part III" Trailer: John Goodman Will Have Two Scenes. They Will Be the Best Part


Unsuspecting and Terrified Onlookers React Appropriately to Staged Attempted Murder in Worst Marketing Campaign Ever


TLC Is Here To Remind You That No Matter What You Do, There Will Always Be Someone More F***ed Up Than You


10 Fascinating Blockbuster Set Photos Before the Visual Effects Were Added


Rachel Weisz Is Perfection. NO ONE DENIES THIS


New 'Mad Men' Set Photos Suggest Style Is About to Transform from Classy to Ghastly


Which of These 15 Women Should Be Annointed the Ultimate Pajiban Girl Crush?


The Rapturepalooza Red Band Trailer Just One More Reason to Love Anna Kendrick


Jane Lynch Performs a Nicki Minaj Rap on "Conan," Reminds Us That We Are Mere Tenants in her World


Ron Swanson's On the Cover of "Paste," Writes a Manly Song About It


What? Jon Stewart Is Taking 3 Months Off From 'The Daily Show' to Direct a Movie


The Iron Man 3 Trailer Arrives with Some Good-Old Fashioned Revenge


It's Adorable that "Catching Fire's" Effie Trinket Takes Styling Tips from Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show"


Renewals and Cancelations: One of Television's Sitcom Gems Gets Renewed, But Loses Its Showrunner


Mila Kunis Helps Out Awkward Interviewer, Briefly Surpasses Jennifer Lawrence for Title of Awesomest Celebrity on the Planet


Why That $100 Monthly Cable Television Bill Is Increasingly a Better Value than Free Network Television


Amy Poehler's Adorable Ginger Kids Are Our Only Hope Against the Evil Redmayne Ginger


Olivia Munn Chides Piers Morgan to His Face, Gains Respect of Last Remaining Munn Bashers


Weighing In On Their Own Controversy, the Onion Brilliantly Satirizes Even When They're Satirizing Themselves


The First Movie Each Year of the Last 10 to Crack $100 Million at the Box Office


Highlights from Last Night's Historically, Monumentally Unfunny "Saturday Night Live"


"Downton" Loses Another Regular, Neil Gaiman's Upcoming Movie, and 7 More Things You Absolutely Must Know Going Into the Weekend


Our Very Awkward Interview with Jon Lucas, Writer and Director of "21 and Over"


The Reality Show You've Never Watched Just Beat 'American Idol' in the Ratings


Tom Hardy Once Again Proves That He's More Man Than You Will Ever Be


Sh*t! We Almost Forgot To Do a Jennifer Lawrence Post Today. Here She Is Without Makeup Smoking Weed


Why No One Ever Talks About the Second Highest-Rated Sitcom on Television


12 Now Famous Celebrities You Totally Forgot Were In That TV Show You Watched Once Or Twice


Why We Love Jennifer Lawrence and Loathe Anne Hathaway


The 10 Best Streaming and DVD Choices of February 2013


Pilot Watch: Power Ranking 13 High-Profile Casting Choices


Love Stinks: Two More Adorable Celebrity Couples Throw Their Beautiful Love Away


Results - The Third Annual Pajiba Academy Award Telecast Quiz & Contest


A Superman Fan Living in a Batman World: What "Man of Steel" Needs to Do to Succeed


17 Oscar Nominees Who Had Their Forgettable Films Unceremoniously Dumped On Oscar Weekend


Let's Try and Take a Calm, Reasoned Common Sense Approach to The Tasteless Tweet From "The Onion"


Jimmy Kimmel's "Movie: The Movie" Sequel and the Dapper and Charming, Charming Potato


The 2013 Academy Award Winners


(03/31/13) Season 3 'Game of Thrones' Trailer: Revenge Is Coming


The Third Annual Pajiba Academy Award Telecast Quiz and Contest


"Dark Skies" and the Reason Alien and Paranormal Movies So Seldom Work


Pilot Watch: Power Ranking 9 High-Profile Casting Choices


Kids Reenacting Oscar's Best Picture Nominees: Still Adorable


Celebrity Relationships Rarely Last, But Their Oscar Pictures Will Last Forever


Women Accusing Terry Richardson of Sexual Harassment Are "Stupid Bitches," Says Model Who Doesn't Understand Definition of Sexual Harassment


What Your Date's Favorite Book Says About His or Her Personality


Sitcom Television's Most Warped and Unsettling Marriage


Pilot Watch: Power Ranking 10 High-Profile Casting Decisions


What the Sequel to "Argo" Might Look Like Part III: The Really Interesting Part


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts About "The West Wing" That Will Make You Stand There In Your Wrongness


The Worst Valentine's Day Weekend Romantic Comedies of the Last Decade


Christoph Waltz Hosts a Solid "Saturday Night Live," But Alabama Shakes Rips Up the Rug


Fat Shaming and the Week's 10 Most Popular Posts


The Week in Magazine Covers: Allure's Photoshop Artist Overlooks Mila Kunis' Head/Body Proportion


A Valentine's Day Miracle Tale of Monoamniotic Twins and Averted Heartbreak


You Say Patrick Wilson Would Never Sleep With Someone Who Looks Like Lena Dunham? Patrick Wilson's Wife Begs to Differ


Mindhole Blowers: 30 Fascinating Facts About "Saturday Night Live"


Watch "The Numbers Station" Trailer To See Just How Far John Cusack Has Fallen


Pilot Watch: Power Ranking 10 Recent Casting Decisions


Damnit! AMC's "The Killing" Found A Way To Make Me Watch Again


Lena Dunham, "Girls," Fat-Shaming, and an Honest Male Perspective


If You Had to Watch One of these 12 Films, Which Would You Choose Based Only on the Movie Poster?


A Quick-and-Dirty Nate Silvering of the Oscar Race


Between Two Ferns Oscar Edition Part II: Bradley Cooper Loses His Sh*t


Did Ben Whishaw's Character in "The Hour" Live or Die? We Will Never Know


The 15 Most Prolific Film Actors of the Last 5 Years


"Between Two Ferns" Oscar Edition with Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, and More


10 Pairs of Celebrities That You Probably Didn't Know Were Cousins


Imagine How Bad a Justin Bieber Hosted "Saturday Night Live" Might Be. Now Triple It


Drunk Wahlberg Is the Best Wahlberg


Boozehounding 1999 Movies and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week


Christina Applegates Leaves "Up All Night," And It STILL May Not Be Dead


25 Dopey, Adorable, and Swoonworthy Photos of Celebrities from Instagram


"Identity Thief" Review: Planes, Trains, and Ribald Fornication


6 Recent Instances of Celebrities Deigning to Be Good People


Is Jonathan Levine Hollywood's Most Romantic Director?


The "Argo" Sequel Part II: Iran vs. Destiny's Child


Let's Give These 11 Washed-Up Feature Film Actors Their Own Television Series


It's OK That Chevy Chase Used The N-Word Because Richard Pryor Gave Him Permission


Jennifer Lawrence Also Stalks John Stamos. She's Just Like Us!


Beyonce's Publicist Wants These Unflattering Photos from the Super Bowl Removed from the Internet


Hit By A Bus: A Supercut by Harry Hanrahan


Marvel's Next New Action Superhero Will Be Played by Andy Dwyer


"House of Cards" Review: The Show Is a Success, But What About the Strategy?


The Two Super Bowl GIFs That Summarized Everything We Love and Hate About Beyoncé


The Ten Best Super Bowl Ads of 2013


Wow! "New Girl's" Nick Miller Certainly Has a Type, Doesn't He?


The 12 Worst Films Ever Released On Super Bowl Weekend


Netflix Gems and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week


... And The Sequel to "Argo" Would Look Like This


"Bullet to the Head" Review: Hey, Stallone! The 80s Called. They Want Their "The 80s Called" Joke Back


The 7 Best Streaming and DVD Releases of January


5 One-Time Hosts that "Saturday Night Live" Should Bring Back


20 Instances In Which Real-Life Age Differentials Would've Made Parent/Child Characters Practically Impossible


Jennifer Lawrence's Parents Are A Little Bit Tipsy, A Little Bit Embarrassing, And a Whole Lot of Charming


The "New Girl" Moment that Rocked Your Lips Clean Off Your Face, and Can It Survive the Aftermath?


Jason London Arrested, Poops Himself in Patrol Car Because God Loves Wednesday!


5 Television Shows Renewed for Additional Seasons


25 Striking Celebrity Photos Provided With No Context Whatsoever


20 Underappreciated Gems Currently Playing on Netflix Instant (2013)


Bam Margera Transcends Gaucherie, Urinates In His Own Mouth, Achieves American Dream


Vanity Fair's Adventures in Hollywood Issue Features Eddie Redmayne Dancing with a Bear and Emma Stone Cuddling with an Emu


Who Knew Diet Coke Could Be So Viscous and ... Jizzy?


In a Determined Effort to Break Our Hearts, Alison Janney Joins Chuck Lorre Sitcom


The 10 Directors Who Have Accumulated the Most Box-Office Dollars Without Directing a Sequel


Highlight's from the Adam Levine Hosted "Saturday Night Live" and the Return of the Digital Short


Real-Life Celebrity Friendships and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week


Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Review: A Boomstick Without Any Boom


30 Brain-Bleaching Moments From "Movie 43" That You Can Never Unsee


The Highest Grossing Movies of 2013


JJ Abrams Will Direct the New "Star Wars." That Is All


"Inside Llewyn Davis" Trailer: The Coen Brothers Made the Only Movie About a Folk Singer with a Cat That I Will Look Forward To


Stunning "Mad Men" Promotional Images: Ain't No Party Like a "Mad Men" Party Because a "Mad Men" Party Has Drinks!


The 10 Biggest Box Office Flops of 2013


"The Following" Review: Like Being Spoonfed with a Pick-Axe


"Mad Men" Gets a Return Date, That Weasel Pete Campbell Already Bracing for Punches


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Real-Life Celebrity Friendships that You Probably Didn't Know About


Who Looks Classier In Next to Nothing? Monica Belluci, Jessica Chastain, or Kate Upton?


Fox News Believes "Downton Abbey" Poses a Threat to the Left


Television's 10 Most Beloved Republican Characters


The Biggest Box Office Stars of All Time Are No Longer Box Office Stars


Last Night on "Saturday Night Live," The Writers Hung Jennifer Lawrence Out to Dry


Jennifer Lawrence's Bikini Backside and the 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week


Broken City Review: Not Bad for a Bad Movie


This "New Girl" Gag Reel Is 8 Minutes of Schmidtastic, Whimsiquirkilicious Joy


BBC America's "Ripper Street": What the Critics Are Saying


Mindhole Blowers: What Could've Been Edition -- Early Casting Choices for Twenty 2012 Films


Jennifer Lawrence Denies This Is Her Backside, Continues to Be Crazy Terrific


Why "Happy Endings" Won't Earn a "Community"-Like 'Save Our Show' Campaign


Dear Internet: If You're Going to Continue to Bitch About Lena Dunham and "Girls," At Least Watch the Goddamn Show


Which 2012 Awards-Contending Movie Do You Feel Is Overpraised?


"The Carrie Diaries" Review: A Manhattan Fairy-Tale Set In a Mythical Place Called "The 1980s"


Five Words That Should Make You Terrified of the New "Walking Dead" Showrunner: "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance"


Zack Snyder Is Developing A New 'Star Wars' Movie, But Not Episode VII


Ranking the Box Office Results of the Last 30 Best Picture Winners, Adjusted for Inflation


The 2013 Golden Globe Winners


Lena Dunham's Sloppy Backside and the Week's 10 Most Popular Posts


Goddamnit, Seth MacFarlane: Stop Making Me Like You. It's Pissing Me Off


The 2012 Oscars and How "Best" Almost Never Means "Favorite"


If You Thought Alison Brie as Captain America Was Sexy, Amber Heard as Thor Will Blow Off Your Codpiece


The 2013 Academy Award Nominations


Charlie Sheen Will Be On Television Every Week For the Rest Of Your Life. Probably.


The Reason Why "The Walking Dead" Sh*tcanned Its Showrunner, And Why "Arrested Development" Won't Be the Reunion We Expected


The 2013 Oscar Nomination Snubs


The 2013 Razzie Nominations


About the Time Abraham Lincoln Ordered the Largest Mass Execution in U.S. History


All Your Favorite Shows May Be Cancelled: "Happy Endings" Bombs On Sundays Against those Posh British Ratings Bullies


I Dunno Who Ashley Benson Is, But Here She Is Dry Humping a Floor While James Franco Lip Syncs a Justin Bieber Song


Pajiba Love: The Next Generation: Lena Dunham Will Change the Way You Think About Dental Hygeine


Those Bastards At NBC Continue To String Us Along On the Fate of "Community," Plus More on "The Office" and "Up All Night"


The 10 Highest Grossing Opening-Weekend-of-the-Year Movies


Bitch I'm Fabulous: The 10 Most Popular Posts of the Week


The 10 Best Movies of 2012


The 10 Most Rewatchable Films of 2012


Dear Texas Chainsaw 3D Target Audience: It Gets Better


The 10 For Your Consideration Ads Least Likely To Be Considered by Academy Voters


"New Girl's" Nick Miller Reveals His New Year's Resolutions


The 10 Most Scathing and Bitchy Film Reviews of 2012


The 25 Highest Grossing Films of 2012 Wordwide


Ranking the Trailers for the 9 Must-Miss Movies of January


New "Walking Dead" Teaser Is Like a Feather Tickler to Your Zombie Ass


Pajiba's 50 Most Popular Posts of 2012


The Review of "Parental Guidance" I'd Probably Write If I Actually Bothered to See "Parental Guidance"


The 15 Best "Saturday Night Live" Sketches of 2012


The 15 Highest Christmas Day Box Office Grosses of All Time


12 New Photos From 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Will Beam a Cumber Into Your Batch


The 10 Most Pirated TV Shows of 2012


What Are You Watching Over the Holiday Break?


10 Things You Might Have Missed While Decking the Malls with Shame and Vomit


"This Is 40" Review: The Year's Ugliest, Most Honest and Least Romantic Romantic Comedy


"The Guilt Trip" Review: Seth Rogen Takes a Blood Sh*t on Christmas


What They Look Like Now: Child Actors You Completely Forgot About Edition


Steve Carell, Jim Carrey, and Olivia Wilde Star in the Magical Craptacular "Burt Wonderstone"


Here's What the Full Cast of Joss Whedon's S.H.I.E.L.D Looks Like


Picture Dump: The Vanity Fair Comedy Issue Outtakes Are Pretty Fantastic


Here's the Trailer for that Ben Affleck Movie More People Will Write About Than Watch


J.D. and Turk Sing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," Win Christmas. Again


The 10 Most Completely Forgettable Films of 2012: A Celebration of Mediocrity


One Image To Commemorate Each of the 15 Years Since Chris Farley Was Taken Away From Us


Pretty Picture Dump: January Jones As a Prostitute and Jennifer Aniston as a Stripper


The 15 Biggest Box Office Bombs of 2012


Which Of These 20 "Saturday Night Live" Bumpers Do You Find the Most Eye-Catching?


The New 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Trailer is Full of Somber Music, Cumberbatchy Goodness


Nearly 11 Million North Americans Watched 'The Hobbit' This Weekend, Which Is Not As Impressive As It Sounds


Sam Jackson's F-Bomb the One Sour Note In An Otherwise Festive "Saturday Night Live"


It's Never Too Late to Complain About the Golden Globe Nominations


What's More Adorable Than a Celebrity? A Celebrity With His Or Her Parents


Based Only On Their Posters, Which Of These 15 Movies Would You Be Most Likely To See?


The Year In Television: The 10 Most Boner-Killing GIFs of 2012


New 'Man of Steel' Trailer: Man, That Superman Is One Introspective Motherf***er


This Is Why He'll Always Be the Best Watson: Martin Freeman Hilariously Calls Lucy Liu a Dog


In Memoriam: The 10 Most Traumatic Television Character Deaths of 2012


10 Movies that Should've Made an Assload More at the Box Office Than They Did in 2012


The New York Times Celebrates Hollywood's Year of the Heroine Worship


Talk Show Host Dreams a Dream, Adorably Coerces Hugh Jackman Into a Duet


Jamie Foxx's Back-Loaded 'Saturday Night Live' Serves Up a Heaping Spoonful of Maine Justice


We Hereby Bring Suit Versus Gerard Butler Under California Civil Code, Article 1: Failure to Give a Sh*t


15 Random Television Quotes About America's Greatest Pastime: Drinking


Happy Friday! Here Are Some Creepy White-Chocolate Baby Heads In Case You're Hungry


The 10 Best Movie Posters For Movies Released in 2012


The 10 Worst Movie Posters for Films Released in 2012


10 Random Instances in Which Jon Hamm Attempts to Convince Us He's Not the Most Handsome Man in the Room


This Is How "Dexter" Will End: With a Predicable Bang That Will Whimper


Through the Magic of Photoshop, Saoirse Ronan Rendered Completely Unrecognizable "The Host" Movie Poster


Here's Forbes Annual List of Movie Stars That Suck At Their Job


An Argument Over "The Walking Dead' Provokes a Man to Shoot His Girlfriend in the Back


The 3 "Vanity Fair" Comedy Issue Covers Reveal 11 Funny People and, Er, Megan Fox


Did Mindy Kaling Just Spoil a Steve Carell Cameo on "The Office," Ruin Christmas?


Seven Television Pairs That Would Be Well Suited to An "Odd Couple" Spin-Off


If We Were to Cast a Celebrity Actor "American Idol," This Would Be Our Winner and The Top 12


Zack Snyder's New "Man of Steel" Poster Is Super Unrealistic


10 Things We Learned from Dan Harmon's Brilliant Keynote Speech on the Death of Television


A Condemnation of Our Gun Culture From the Most Unlikeliest of Sources


The 8 Films, All Time, To Receive an "F" From Cinemascore


The Only Stephen King Novel I Ever Threw Across The Room Is Greenlit As A TV Show: "Under The Dome: The Series"


Chainsaws! Massacres? Texas! ALL FLYING RIGHT AT YOUR FACES, B*TCHES! "Texas Chainsaw 3D" Trailer


An Open Letter to Chris Hemsworth About the Sad Double Standard Between Male and Female Celebrities in Magazine Photoshoots


I Bestow To You This Gift On the Greatest Day of the Year


Jared Leto Felt Like Destroying Something Beautiful. Well, Beautiful To Him


Excuse Me While I Run Laps Around My Living Room While Clapping With Glee. More "X-Men: Days Of Future Past" News


5 Ways Steven Spielberg's 'Lincoln' Is Not About The Movie You Might Think It Is


The 5 Women With Whom It's Perfectly Acceptable for Furiously Straight Women to Admit a Girl Crush


Placing Odds On Who Will Die in the Season Finale of 'Sons of Anarchy'


Blaming Curses For Addiction, Possible Mental Illness, and Finding God? Charlie Sheen Still Thinks He's Winning


Azazel Bends You To His Will With Adorableness And The Possible Reveal Of The Director for 'Star Wars VII'


Disney Princesses Are The New Vampires: Cate Blanchett Negotiates To Torture Cinderella


November's 10 Best DVD and Streaming Releases


The 2012 Independent Spirit Award Nominations


Terrifying Brazilian Prank Show Reduces Grown Men to Pant-Sh*tting Puddles of Urine


Violently Neutral: How the Swiss Defeated Burgundy at the Battle of Nancy


SyFy Continues To Believe People Watch Their Movies For Reasons Other Than Drinking Games: A Rebooting Of 'Waterworld' In The Works


The First 5 People I'd Audition to Play the Lead in a Film About Nikke Finke's Life


JGL As Batman In The Justice League Movie? I Didn't Know Satan's Vagina Was In the Rumormongering Business


The Weekly Caption Contest November 27, 2012


10 Zeitgeistian Pop Culture Items in 2012 With Which I Have Almost No Knowledge


Was the Coolest Movie Ensemble of the 21st Century From a Movie Barely Anyone Saw?


30 Hilariously Untrue Facts About 'The Avengers'


How 15 Shelved Films Released After an Actor's Breakout Role to Exploit His or Her Newfound Fame Performed Financially


The 25 TV Shows We Are Most Thankful For in 2012


You Will Hate Yourself for Laughing at Steve-O's "Killer Karaoke," But By God, You WILL Laugh


All the TV News You Need to Know While Standing in Line to Buy Those Crappy Things You Don't Need Because They're Cheap


Let's Be Crassly Cynical About These Celebrities Posing for Photos at a Soup Kitchen


The Ten Top 10 Lists that Should Always Include "Mean Girls"


Ron Swanson's Best Quotes from "Parks and Recreation"


As More Allegations Surface, Kevin Clash -- the Voice of Elmo -- Resigns from "Sesame Street"


Ryan Gosling Does a Mean Impression of American Horror Story's Bloody Face on the 'Only God Forgives' Movie Poster


Anderson Cooper Does Not Take Sh*t from Dimwitted Twittizens


Mitt Romney Surfaces, Looks Like a Man Whose Van You'd Want Your Children to Avoid


Dreamcasting the Perfect Thanksgiving Dinner Family


We Have a New Leader for the Title of the Most Gut-Punching TV Death of 2012


'Game of Thrones' Season Three Teaser Trailer: If We Lose, The Night Will Never End


The Hilarious Jeremy Renner Shirtless Sketch That Didn't Make the "SNL" Cut


Ain't No Party Like a Sh*tcan Party: Three Freshman Series Get the Axe


About that Time MC Hammer Blew the Roof Off the Dump Performing Gangnam Style with Psy


Anderson Cooper Casually Responds to A HUGE F**KING BOMB EXPLOSION While Filming Live in Gaza


The 60 Most Expensive Movies of All Time


Damn Son, Fat Kilmer Makes Good-Looking Kids


Was Jeremy Renner the Worst Two-Time Oscar Nominee to Ever Host "Saturday Night Live"?


Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Review: Disappointing Buzz Bank Fodder for Repressed Half-Literates


15 Important Questions That Need to Be Answered by 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2'


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Of Your Favorite Actors List Their Favorite Film of All Time


10 of Hollywood's Most Unpredictable Career Arcs


Let's Get Weird: The "Happy Endings" vs. "New Girl" GIF Throwdown


Oz: The Great and Powerful Full-Length Trailer: I Feel Nothing


Biz Break: Jeremy Renner Consoles a Drunk Kenan Thompson


People Magazine Names Charming Potato 2012's Sexiest Man Alive


Scarlett Johansson's New Look Is What I Like to Call "Sexy Stepford Superhero"


Has a Once Promising Drama Ever Fallen So Far, So Fast?


Biz Break: How to Make a Bomb Out of Human Flesh Using Intestines as a Fuse


The Host Trailer: Saoirse Ronan, Andrew Niccol, and Stephenie Meyer: One of These Is Not Like the Other


Django Unchained Character Posters: Kerry Washington's Probably Should've Come with an "Eyes Up Here, Mister" Tagline


Based Only On Their First Look Images, Which of these 10 Movies Would You Most Likely See?


Annie Leibovitz's Photoshoot of 'Les Miserable' Looks Like Photo-Shopped Bruegel Paintings


Philly Man Time Travels to 16th Century to Have His Portrait Painted, Returns to Find It in a Museum


15 Celebrities with their Adorable Babies Will Ease the Pain of the Unsettling Elmo News


Kevin Clash, the Voice of Elmo, Accused of Sleeping with an Underage Boy


12 American Blockbusters That Made Two-Thirds of Their Box Office Overseas in 2012


Anne Hathaway Brought a Pound of Glee and an Ounce of Melancholy to Last Night's "Saturday Night Live"


Warm Bodies Trailer: Manic Pixie Zombie Girl


Jimmy Fallon and Carrie Underwood's Country/Rap Mash-Up, C'Rap, Will Make Your Morning


Jennifer Lawrence Dares America to Call Her Fat One More Time. ONE MORE TIME


New 'Oz: The Great and Powerful' Poster So Bad It Can't Possibly Be Real


Oh, Wow! I Had No Idea Robert Pattinson Was Going to Play the Lead in "Mad Max: Fabulous Warrior"


Why Do You Vote the Way You Do?


Biz Break: 10 Things You Need to Know Today If You Ever Expect Joe Biden To Take Your Seriously


Jon Stewart Gives Voice to Your Disgust with Fox News


Wil Wheaton Is An Adorable Ninny


Was This The Years' Most Belabored, Embarrassingly Failed Attempt at Basic-Cable Eroticism?


Key & Peele's Obama Anger Translator Anoints White Obama Voters Honorary Black People


Gays Win Crucial Political Battles, But Lose a Cinematic One: 'Top Gun 2' Falls Apart


25 Adorable Gay Wedding Photos to Celebrate the Last Night's Same-Sex Marriage Victories


On a Scale Of Terrible to God Awful, Rate These 17 New "Hobbit" Posters


Is There a More Egregious Waste of Ensemble Talent on Television?


In Real-Life Terms, How Will the Outcome of Tomorrow's Election Actually Affect You?


Biz Break: Cory and Topanga Will Offer You a Brief Respite from Politics


Ten Movies Released in 2012 That You Had No Idea Were Hugely Profitable Successes


Louis C.K. Hosts a Better than Average "Saturday Night Live," But Delivers The Best Sketch of the Season


2012 Election Day Open Thread


Pajiba Projects a Surprising Winner as Next President of the United States


Biz Break: 7 Scintillating News Bits You Can Read on Your Smart Phone While Standing in Line to Vote


Win Or Lose, Michelle and Barack Obama Will Always Be History's Most Adorable Presidential Couple


Flight Review: A Ruinous Failure of Expectation Versus Reality


Before Casting Your Vote on Tuesday, Ask Yourself Which Candidate Do Babies Trust the Most?


7 Celebrities Whose Taste in Romantic Partners Took a Complete 180


Biz Break: Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe Take a Bath Together


Denzel Washington Got Blown Away by Charles Bronson in His First Film Role


The Weekly Caption Contest November 2, 2012


10 Little-Seen Movies That Launched the Feature-Film Careers of Ten of Today's Best Actors


Was This The Most Twisted Plotline of 2012?


I Would Totally Vote For This Republican


Infographic: What Your Favorite Shows Say About Your Politics


Neil Patrick Harris' Halloween Family Portrait Makes the Rest of Us Look Bad


Jimmy Fallon Sings "Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet as Bob Dylan," Makes World a Better Place


Rachel Weisz Looks Great in Leather as the Wicked Witch in the 'Oz: Great and Powerful Poster'


7 Unintentionally Horrifying Movies to Scare the Bejesus Out of You This Halloween


Jeezly Spookerpoops! It's Skitz's 4th Annual Guide to Rotting Your Goddam Teeth


12 Actors Completely Capable of Scaring Little Children Without the Benefit of a Costume


Disney Buys LucasFilm, Sets "Star Wars" Ep. 7 for 2015. THIS IS NOT AN ONION HEADLINE


Can You Name One TV Show With More "That Guys" Than HBO's "Oz"?


The Eerie Sound of a Late Night Monologue Without the Laughter of a Studio Audience


How Would You Prefer to Kick Off Your Tuesday? Shirtless Vampire Neil Patrick Harris or an Official Photo from "Arrested Development"?


The 100 Greatest Horror Movie Quotes of All Time


Science: Watch Horror Movies, Lose Weight


I Thought Sir Ian McKellan Starring in a Sitcom Was a Terrible Idea Until I Saw the Title


How to Survive Hurricane Sandy If You Live in the South Or on the West Coast


How Not to Endorse a Presidential Candidate, By Connie Britton


Is 2012 The Year of the Box-Office Bomb?


Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney As the Right Candidate For Our Future Nightmare Zombie Wasteland


Chasing Mavericks Review: The Death Rattle of Two Once Resplendent Directors


"Parks and Recreation" Open Thread: Discuss Your Feels


Here Are Five Shirtless Reasons to Read This News Dump


Everything Old Is Crap Again


Remember the Time the Second Most Likable Guy in Hollywood Pimp Slapped the Most Likable Guy in Hollywood?


The Weekly Caption Contest October 26, 2012


Eloquent Eloquence: Radioactive Cinnamon Bun Edition


Where Are They Now? 5 Minor John Hughes Actors You've Probably Completely Forgotten About


"The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" Just Misses the Cut on This List of the 50 Longest Films


Obama Addresses Trump Announcement and Stephen Colbert Offers Donald Trump $1 Million To Dip His Balls in Colbert's Mouth


Some Impostor Just Stole Summer Glau's Role In Joss Whedon's S.H.I.E.L.D. Series


12 Celebrities Who Auditioned for "Saturday Night Live" But Declined Or Were Rejected


The Red Band 'Evil Dead' Remake Trailer Has Arrived, and It Is Bloody Gorgeous


Here Are the Top 100 Rated Shows of the Network Season So Far


Huge Donald Trump Announcement Even More Bullsh*tty Than Previously Imagined


Savor Every Moment: There Will Only Be Three More Seasons of "Justified"


Prepare to Piss Tears: Based on the Trailer, Let's Predict Who Will Die in the New Nicholas Sparks' Movie


Tom Hanks Performs Amazing, Profound Slam Poetry About "Full House"


Eleven of the Best Movies You've Never Seen


Who Gave the Most Adorable Interview As a Young Teenager? DiCaprio? Gordon-Levitt? Gosling? Bale? Or Elijah?


Television Renewals and Casting News: Is "Ben and Kate" on the Precipice of Cancellation?


Today I Learned that Hooch, of "Hooch is Crazy" Fame, Was Once Convicted of Manslaughter


Eric Stonestreet Gets Jesse Tyler Ferguson the Gayest Birthday Present Ever


Iron Man 3 Trailer: Robert Downey, Jr. Goes to a Familiar Place: Rock Bottom


The Man Who Ate Axl Rose Performs a Embarrassing, Weak-Ass Acoustic Version of "Welcome to the Jungle"


15 Uterus-Exploding Images of Babies in Halloween Costumes


A.M. Eye Candy: Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs Wrestle in Bikinis, Emily Van Camp Chews Bubble Gum


Biz Break: When Will White Folks Learn that There's Never an Appropriate Context to Drop an N Bomb?


The 10 Highest Grossing Horror Franchises of All Time


Last Night on "SNL": Bruno Mars Was Forgettable, But Stefon Brought Down the House


"Alex Cross" Review: The Best Movie of Idris Elba's Career


Who Does The Most Adorable Doctor Who: Bunnies, Corgis, or Babies?


Eloquent Eloquence: Ambiguous Sexual Elegance Edition


Based Only on the Information Given, Which of these 9 TV Pilots Would You Most Likely Watch?


VIDEO: Oops. Tom Hanks Says F**k Live on "Good Morning America"


The Weekly Caption Contest October 19, 2012


Forgetting Where He Is, President Obama Frustratingly Sticks to the Script on "The Daily Show"


VIDEO: Mitt Romney and President Obama Were Charming and Hilarious At the Al Smith Dinner


15 Unemployed TV Actors Who Deserve Their Own Shows


Megan Fox and Uma Thurman Had Babies: Guess Which One Has the Horrible Name?


Biz Break: Get a Taste of Nigella Lawson While Dylan McDermott Masturbates Into a Boot


Here's Why Henry Winkler is a Better Human Being than Scott Baio


Today I Learned: Mae Whitman Looks Great In Her Underwear


10 People and Characters I Currently Hate in the Face


In Pictures: 12 Fascinating On-Set Photos from (Mostly) Classic Movies


Your Binders Full of Women Wednesday Morning Discussion Post


Based Only On Their Posters, Which of These 10 Movies Are You Most Likely To See?


Great News: Your Super Bowl Halftime Performer Next Year Is Younger than 50


Biz Break: If You Don't Stop Watching "Revolution," Santa Claus Will Firebomb Your Home This Christmas


Taking Cues from "Torchwood," Britain Has Been Stockpiling Anti-Alien War Weapons for Years


After Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Host the Golden Globes Together, Here's 5 Projects They Should Remake


Hey! Whatever Happened To ... ?


5 TV Siblings Better Suited to Incest Plotlines than Dexter and Debra Morgan


Biz Break: Don't Let Hollywood Turn Aaron Paul Into the Next Taylor Kitsch, and a Fox News Shrink Diagnoses Joe Biden with Dementia


The Trailer for Bryan Fuller's Colorfully Macabre, Now Abandoned "Munsters" Remake, "Mockingbird Lane"


This Chanel No. 5 Ad Is the Most Uncool Cool Thing Brad Pitt Has Ever Done


Paul Shaffer May Be Leaving Letterman When His Contract Is Up


The 10 Highest Grossing "Saturday Night Live" Alums of All Time


First Look: "Evil Dead" Remake (Plus, An Encore Presentation of the 10 Best 'Evil Dead' Lines Re-Written By Diablo Cody)


Christina Applegate Was Amazing Last Night on "Saturday Night Live"


"Here Comes the Boom" Review: The Least Embarrassing Film of Happy Madison's 14-Year History


Eloquent Eloquence: Imagine What Salma Hayek Would Look Like With Beer Goggles!


First Trailer for Kathryn Bigelow's Best Picture Nominee 'Zero Dark Thirty'


Henry Thomas' Audition Reel for "E.T. The Extraterrestrial" Will Blow You Away


The Weekly Caption Contest October 12, 2012


The First 7 People I'd Audition to Play Paul Ryan in a Movie About Last Night's Debate


The 5 Best New Shows of the Fall


New Trailer for Tarantino's 'Django Unchained' Is Gleeful, Violent, and Gleefully Violent


Nick Offerman Performed a Song About His Wife On Letterman Last Night


A 'Star Wars' Flashmob? The Germans Win Thursday


The Sexiest Woman Alive In a BDSM Movie? OK!


Ding Ding Ding! We Have a Winner for the Fall's First Cancellation!


Hitchcock Trailer: Anthony Hopkins Is Unrecognizably Awesome in Oscar Grabbing Fat Suit


Biz Break: Mongo Passes Away, Ryan Reynolds Hears Voices, and Rebel Wilson Will Rule the World


Matthew McConaughey Loses Shocking Amount of Weight, Commits Mass Genocide on Lady Boners


The 2013 Oscar Nominations


Angela from 'The Office' Developing a Sitcom About Her Divorce from the Brother of Toby on 'The Office'


Biz Break: A Charlie Brown Feature Film, Anne Hathaway's Low Self-Esteem, and Everything's Coming Up Kaling


David Cross and Amber Tamblyn's Instagrammed Wedding Photos Will Murder You With Cuteness


New Obama Ad Hilariously, Sarcastically Mocks Romney's Big Bird Gaffe


New Images from "Happy Endings" Suggests Season Three Will Be Fro-Tastic!


Forget the Female 'Expendables': Let's Cast the Geek 'Expendables'


In Honor of Walrus Day, Here's 10 Personalities Who Look Like the Tusked Mammal


The Insane Hobbit Versions of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Separate After 30 Years of Marriage


Is "The Good Wife's" Kalinda Sharma Network Television's First Major Bisexual Sadomasochistic Character?


Emily Blunt May Play the 29th Sexiest Woman in Comics in Joss Whedon's "Avengers 2"


Comparing the 10 Most Successful Revenge Movies of All Time to the 10 BEST Revenge Films


Last Night on "SNL": Never Underestimate What a Terrible Comedic Presence Daniel Craig Can Be


The 10 Funniest Moments from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


The Weekly Caption Contest October 5, 2012


Bitchy Anderson Cooper is the Best Anderson Cooper


The Paperboy Review: A Haggard Old Dog of a Movie, A Calamitous Failure On Every Conceivable Level


'Butter' Review: The Only Comedy This Year that Features Olivia Wilde Playing a Schwinn-Riding Small-Town Stripper


Based on the Trailers Alone, Which of these 5 A-List Movies Would You Most Likely Watch?


Standing Next to Each Other, Doctors Whos David Tennant and Matt Smith Have Never Looked More Appropriately Alien


The Teaser Trailer for 'A Good Day to Die Hard' Features A Symphony of Kaboom


Lark Voorhies, 'Saved by the Bell's' Lisa Turtle, Is Not Having a Good Decade


Ranking THR's 50 Best Television Showrunners


Christina Hendricks Does Not Like Being Referred to As "Full-Figured" by Waify Little Fashion Journalists


The Best Thing About Seth Rogen and Barbara Streisand's 'Guilt Trip' Trailer Is That's Not the Trailer for 'Spanking the Monkey'


Which of these 4 New Network Dramas Is Worth Your Time?


Biz Break: You Get a TV Show, You Get a TV Show, EVERYONE Gets a TV Show


'The Lone Ranger' Trailer Looks Decent Right Up Until the Moment Johnny Depp Shows Up With a Bird On His Head


Which of These 9 Celebrities Best Pull Off the Horns on their Head?


Dear Filmmakers: There's More to High School Than Losing Your Virginity


The Cast of 'Revenge' Poses Topless (Among Other Things) in Tastefully Sleazy Photo Shoot


The 50 Worst Opening Weekends of All Time, Adjusted for Inflation


Overweight Local News Anchor Awesomely Tells Fat Shamer to Jump Up Her Fat Ass


Biz Break: Two More Celebrity TV Couples Divorce, Citing Will Arnett and Amy Poehler's Inspiration


Fun with Nostalgia: 1993 Edition


If Wikipedia Entries Told the Truth: Steven Moffat Edition


In Photos: Multi-Dimensional Robert Downey, Jr. Can Hold a Baby and Wear "Iron Man 3" Suit on the Same Day


5 Magical Children's Films That Actually Respect the Intelligence of Kids


Seth MacFarlane Is Hosting the Oscars Because, Seriously F**k That Guy


GIFCapping the 9 Most Sensual Moments from Last Night's "The Good Wife"


"Doctor Who" -- "The Angels Take Manhattan"; Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Blinking Masses


The 15 Directors Who Made the Most Films Before Directing Their First $100 Million Movie


'Won't Back Down' Review: A Boring Movie For Boring People, i.e., Parents


Let's Do It, Mah Dudes: Scoring NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Eloquent Eloquence (Overlord Edition): Why Is Thor So Much bigger Than Loki?


The Weekly Caption Contest September 28, 2012


Jimmy Fallon Impersonates Neil Young Singing 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Air' On Letterman


10 Adorable Child Actors Disfigured by Puberty


In Pictures: 13 Celebrities and Their Stunt Doubles


Anti-Romney Political Messages Now Being Delivered by Shirtless, Singing Beef-cakian Bros


When "The Daily Show" Brings In Replacement Correspondents, They Do It Right


The 7 Best and the 5 Worst Streaming and DVD Releases of the Month


Biz Break: There Are Two New Ratings Hits on the Fall Line-Up So Far, But They're Not the Two You Expected


This Year's Top 10 Television Buzzwords


The Seth MacFarlane/Khaleesi Romance Sadly Confirmed By the Paparazzi


Jimmy Fallon Totally Outdoes Himself with "History of the Theme Song"


White Girls All Look the Same: A Quick Primer in Differentiating Hollywood's Young Brunettes


Biz Break: Miley Cyrus Insists That You Know She Has Cleavage


Rachel Maddow, Twitter Respond to the Latest Dumb Thing Mitt Romney Said Out Loud


Ranking My Anticipation Level for 20 of This Week's TV Season and Series Premieres


"Doctor Who" -- "The Power Of Three"; Seared Onto My Hearts


By the Numbers: 27 Numerical Facts About Last Night's Emmy Awards


The 9 Most Passive Aggressive and/or Sh*tty Chevy Chase Answers from this Weekend's HuffPo Interview


First Image from "The Wolverine": Hugh Jackman Has Veins Bigger than My Arms


The 2012 Emmy Award Winners


"Saturday Night Live" and the Joseph Gordon-Levitt Monologue that Broke Pajiba


"House at the End of the Street" Review: About as Enjoyable As Pooping Out Your Pee-Hole


Twinkle Twinkle, Big Star: Scoring NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


The Weekly Caption Contest September 21, 2012


Eloquent Eloquence: Hemswort Is a Daily Supplement We'd All Take


Virtually the Entire Cast of "The West Wing" Reunites for an Awesome Campaign Ad


See, This Is Exactly What Those Crazy Back-to-the-Landers Were Afraid Would Happen


Neither Rickman, Nor Diaz, Nor Firth Can Keep Their Pants on in the Trailer for the Coens-Scripted 'Gambit'


12 Rare Instances from "Parks and Recreation" In Which Ron Swanson Displays Unbridled Joy


'The Daily Show' on Fox News' Romney Defense: "Chaos on Bullsh*t Mountain"


Here's Nick Offerman's Slam Poem About Bacon. You're Welcome


Television News and Ratings Round-Up: Why Does Ryan Murphy Hate Straight People?


New 'Hobbit' Trailer: And the Fish Upon the Docks Are Dying


Adam Scott Explicates the "Ice Ice Baby" Lyrics, Is an Adorable Hedgehog


"The Daily Show" And Where Entertainment and Mitt Romney Converge


Joseph Gordon-Levitt's "SNL" Promos Will Make You Happy in Your Happy Place


13 Famous People Who Probably Give Really Good Hugs


Don't Mind Me: I'm Just Staring At This Gorgeous New Still from "The Hobbit"


Which 2 of These 7 New Blonde Network Drama Actresses Are the Most Interchangeable?


NBC's "Revolution" Is The Highest-Rated Network Disappointment in Years!


The 15 Highest Per Screen Averages of All Time, and Whether They Translated into Mainstream Box Office Success


If My Mother Looked Like This, I'd Probably Feel Sexually Conflicted As Well


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Adele May Be Scientifically Proven to Make You Cry, But Chris Cornell Will Make You Bawl


Why Are the Academy Award Nominations So Bad? Three Words: Wrinkly Old Dudes


Denzel Washington: The Least Successful A-List Star in Hollywood?


Last Night on "SNL": Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, and Justin Timberlake Usher in the Best Episode of the Season


One Day Very Soon, Jon Hamm May Stick His Cocktail Stirrer in Christina Hendricks' Snifter


The Athiest's Worst Nightmare and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Why is Dave Goddamn Mustaine Suddenly in the News Again?


Dumbass Tennessee Senator Doesn't Want Your Children to Watch "Modern Family" Because It Might Turn Them Gay


Thanks to the Tireless Efforts of Science, Your Favorite Celebrity's Ponytail Can Be Accurately Animated


Everything You Need to Know about "Toddlers and Tiaras" with One Damning Image


Awesome Skittles Porn Gets a Sequel -- Taste the Rainbow, B*tch


Jokes about The Shining Twins? Let Me Stop You Right There


"Monday Night Football" Fires the Good One, Leave the Boring One and the Blowhard


Ad: Vegan Boyfriend Sexes the Bottom Out of Girlfriend; PETA: Funny right, haha!


The 10 Heart-Achiest Films of All Time


A Valentine's Day Reminder: When It Comes to Celebrities, There's No Such Thing as a Surreptitious Boob Stare


Ranking the Cast of 15 Current Sitcoms by the Overall Level of Attractiveness


"Next Top Model" Winner Fired Because Her Ass Was Too Big


Annie's Boobs May Be Leaving Us, But Fortunately Christina Hendricks' Aren't Going Anywhere


The 2012 BAFTA Award Winners


The 10 Highest Grossing Debuts for a Film Opening on the Weekend of or Preceding Valentine's Day


Who Is the More Fun Single Parent? Will Arnett or Amy Poehler?


Last Night on "SNL": Dear Zooey Deschanel -- Stop Doing that Thing with Your Voice


Watch Gillian Jacobs Kiss Keira Knightley in the Trailer for Seeking a Friend at the End of the World


The Vow Review: Dear Rachel McAdams: Please Stop It. Stop It Right Now


Salma Hayek and her Boobs Should Host Every Award Show Ever and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Christa Miller, a.k.a., Dr. Cox's Wife, is Still Ridiculously Hot


Bill O'Reilly: Sudden Friend of the Gays? Not So Fast


Which One of These Three Men Is Not Like the Other (Hint: Not the Black Guy)


Conservative Movies Make more than Liberal Movies, But Only If You Think that Liberal Means Satan-Worshiping Crack Addicted Serial Killer


God, Ellen DeGeneres! Equality and Compassion? Why Do You Hate Narrow-Minded A**holery So Much?


12 Now Famous People You Didn't Know Were in Movies You've Seen


Note to Eva Mendes' Photoshoppers: Work Harder to Maintain Head and Body Proportion


God, Ellen Degeneres: What a B*tch, Right?


20 Movie Posters You Might Want to Take Behind the Middle School and Get Framed


15 Movies that Critics Loved and Audiences Hated and the Inferences We Can Draw


Big Miracle Review: Jesus Pajiba! Where Did Your Bitch and Scathe Go? Are You Broken?


After Photobombing Old Couple, Amber Heard Will House Them In Her Spaciously-Sized Mouth


The 10 Highest Grossing Super Bowl Opening Weekends


The 10 Best Commercials of the 2012 Super Bowl


Count How Many Times Charming Potato Removes His Shirt in Last Night's "Saturday Night Live"


Budweiser's Inspired Attempt to Make Canadians Cry During the Super Bowl


Gary Oldman's Dramatic Recounting of Snooki's Urinary Tract Infection


I Am Offended by Your Anti-Vowelism: The 10 Best Comments of the Week


20 Movie Posters that Have Been Banned Somewhere for Being Too Profane, Gruesome, Provocative, or Offensive


The 8 Most Fantastically Unpresidential Televised Acts of President and Michelle Obama


The 5 Most Obnoxiously Exclamatory Voice Over Lines in new Toddler-Friendly The Phantom Menace 3D Trailer


David Letterman and Howard Stern Take Turns Trashing Jay Leno


The 10 Best DVDs Released in January and 5 to Avoid


How Would You Like to See Katy's Whipped-Cream Perrys on the Big Screen? In 3D?


Rachel Weisz Ad Banned in the UK for TOO Much Photoshop


Yeah, It's a Teaser for a Commercial for a Movie That Won't Be Released for Months. But's It's The Avengers, So Shut Up


The 10 Highest Grossing Movies of 2012


Julianne Moore Goes Full Retard in the Full Length Trailer for "Game Change"


"Saturday Night Live" Abruptly Loses a Cast Member


Kristen Bell is a Very Sweet Nutcase


Those Anti-Abortion Nutjobs Are Sick F**cks (Not Safe for Humanity)


The 10 Best Episodes of the Week: Who Is the Best "Parks and Rec" Character?


Is the Hunger Games a Conservative Treatise on Overthrowing Big Government?


The "Chuck" Series Finale and the Question of How Long We Should Stick with Series We No Longer Enjoy?


Matthew Broderick's Ferris Bueller Super Bowl Commercial is Two Minutes of Sell-Out Joy


The 20 Highest Grossing Creature Features of All Time


One for the Money Review: In (Slight) Defense of The Rainbow Killer, Katherine Heigl


"Zombie Jambalaya" with Paul W.S. Anderson and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


10 Shows that Would Be Much Better If They Killed Off a Major Character


If He'd Won the Emmy, Timothy Olyphant Had Planned to Dump His Wife


The First 5 People I'd Audition If I Were Casting a Real-Life C-3PO


Kristen Bell Will NOT Film in the Nude. But, A Little Butt Cheek Won't Hurt


Maurice Sendak: "Newt Gingrich is an Idiot"


George Clooney Defending His Overseas Coffee Commercials: "You Know What, F**k You."


The 20 Worst Oscar Nominations of the Last 20 Years


5 Oscars Who, Honestly, Just Don't Give a Sh*t


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'Family Feud' Will See Your Donkey Punch, 'Jeopardy,' and Raise You an Inappropriate 'Schlong'


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Despicable Up A**hole Murders the Cat of a Politician's Kid, Writes "Liberal" On Its Corpse


'Downton Abbey' Starts to Unravel, 'We Built This Schmidty,' and the Return of 'Justified' in the Week's 10 Best TV Episodes


Christina Hendricks Will Bend the Internet On Its Axis


The 20 Highest Grossing Screenwriters of All Time


The Gayest Commercial of All Time Ever of Always


Stephen Colbert Lights Up South Carolina Rally with a Gospel Choir and ... Herman Cain


The 10 Biggest Box Office Flops of 2012


Based on the Movie Posters Alone, Which of these 10 Movies Are You Most Compelled to See?


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Here's the Final Hunger Games Poster. Until the Next One


The 10 Best Comments of the Week and Lea Michele's Gozer from Ghostbusters costume


Adorable Dogs in Super Bowl Teaser Ad Take a Blowtorch to Your Heart


Stephen Colbert's Super PAC Is Running Attack Ads Against ... Stephen Colbert


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A Message for Congress and the MPAA: Cram It Up Your Cramhole Or We'll Sic Gina Carano On You


Is This a Steve Carell Cameo in Last Week's Trivia Episode of "The Office"?


For That Body? I'd Give Michelle Williams ALL the Oscars


"Cougar Town" Returns at 8:30 on Valentine's Day


Live-Action "Rugrats" Trailer Will Crawl Up Inside You and Take a Dump On Your Soul


Will the Girl in the Fireplace Be the Next Doctor Who Companion? Yes, Please


'Jeopardy' Robs Sexual Deviant, Fails to Credit Him for Correct Answer


The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week: You Win, Internet. "Downton Abbey" Is a Goddamn Delight


The 20 Biggest Second Week Drops in Box Office History


Joyful Noise Review: I Don't Kick Puppies


The 2012 Golden Globe Winners


Last Night on "SNL" Daniel Radcliffe Was Overshadowed By One of the Most Embarrassingly Awful Musical Performances in the Show's History


Side-by-Side Comparison of Average-Sized Woman with a Supermodel Will Blow Out Your Mindhole


20 Underappreciated Gems Currently Playing on Netflix Instant


Introducing the Greatest Cosmetic Product Known to the Mankind: Fotoshop by Adobé


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The Effects of Vaginal Stimulation on Pain Tolerance


The 10 Best Comments of the Week: For just £2 a Month, You Could Make the Difference in a Zombie's Undeath


Moonrise Kingdom Trailer: Another Wes Anderson Movie You'll Openly Hate but Secretly Adore


The Dark Knight Rises Images: Bane Looks Cool, But What a Waste of a Purty Mouth


Friends with Kids Trailer: Everyone You Love (Plus Megan Fox) In One Fantastic Looking Movie


Ron Swanson's Valentine's Cards Will Rock You Like a Meat Tornado


"The Daily Show" Takes CNN to Task for Their TACTLESS UNBELIEVABLE INSENSITIVITY


The First 5 People I'd Consider If I Were Casting Satan in a Film in Which the Devil Lives Among Us


All the News You Need to Know to Be a Well-Rounded, Informed Citizen of the Film World


The Supreme Court Set to Decide Whether Ryan Seacrest Has the Right to Call Randy Jackson a Motherf**ker on TV


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Classic Film Actress, Kim Novak, Invokes Godwin's Law of Rape


The 10 Best Episodes of the Week: Some of You Are Horrible People


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5 TV News Items that Will Make You Happier than a 10-Peckered Owl at a Hoot House


"Mad Men" Sets Return Date; Let Joan Serve You Some Scotch While You Eyeball These GIFs


The 10 Highest Grossing Opening Weekends for a Movie That Opened the First Weekend of the Year


All the "Highlights" (Hahahahaha) from Last Night's "Saturday Night Live"


The Weekly Murdertank: Metal Up Your 2011


The 10 Best Comfort Films of 2011


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Director David O. Russell Steps Back on Crazy Train, Feels Up His Pre-op Transgender Niece


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Features a Talking Cravat Charmer


Dear Children of the 80s: Do You Recognize The Latest Cast Member of "Young and the Restless"?


The 10 Best Documentaries of 2011


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"Chuck's" Yvonne Strahovski Shows Us How to Successfully Integrate Product Placement


Thanks to Aziz Ansari, Whole Foods 10x More Awesome (But Still 2x Too Expensive)


The 10 Best Goddamn Movies of 2011


Pajiba's Individual Critics' Top 10 Films of 2011 Lists


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Which of these Pretty Pictures Whips You Into the Biggest Nerd Frenzy?


John Barrowman's Spider-man Medley is Both Super Gay and Super Fantastic


The 10 Best Movies You Didn't See in 2011


The 10 Most Scathing Reviews of 2011


Ryan Reynolds Squeals Like a Ninny, But This Brilliant Scream Supercut Has Some Backbeat


Safe House Movie Poster: Wait? Where Have I Seen This Before?


Ring in the New Year with 15 of the Most Slamdamntastic Dance Scenes in Cinematic History


YouTube's 25 Most Popular Trailers of 2011


The Highest Grossing Movies of 2011


Pajiba's 10th Annual Top 10 Top 10 Lists of 2011


The 50 Most Popular Posts of 2011


Pajiba's People of the Year: 2011 Edition


Ryan Gosling Pictorial: The Thin Line that Separates the Most Adorable Man on the Planet from a Guy Who Lives in His Car


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Reminds Us All to be More Swintonesque in the New Year


JGL and Zooey Deschanel Reunite for a New Year's Duet, Melt America's Underpants


Pajiba's 100 Most Prolific Commenters of 2011


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The 20 Most Brilliantly Unusual Print Ads of 2011


The 10 Most Completely Forgettable Movies of 2011


The Deranged Brilliance of Skittimus Maximus Esquire, III: The Internet's All Time Greatest Commenter


Bring It 2012: Ranking the Trailers for the 10 Must Miss Movies of January


The Neverending Slog of Marvel Movies Continue: Thor 2 Finds a Director


We Bought a Zoo Review: Cameron Crowe Will Pull Your Melting Heart Out of Your Chest and Show It To You


Pajiba Dirty Talk: Accessorizing Sex


A Tribute to the Greatest Holiday Special Ever


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Asks the Question of the Ages: Man or Muppet?


Oh, Santa: The 7 Naughtiest Movies of 2011


GLAAD's Protest of Cross-Dressing Comedy, 'Work It,' Ignores the Bigger Issue: The Show is Moronic


Game Change Teaser: Julianne Moore Goes Full Retard


Thanks to the Hunger Games, Now I Want to Have Fancy Pink Fingernails


The Year's 7 Biggest Disappointments in Television


Brand New '21 Jump Street' Trailer Reminds Us that the Movie Still HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TV SHOW


Ryan Gosling and His Lady Friend, Eva Mendes, Do a Drunken Kindness to 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'


The 15 Best Single Episodes of Television in 2011


Mindhole Blowers: 25 Facts about "Say Anything" That Are Neither Bought, Sold, Nor Processed


New "Dark Knight Rises" Trailer Will Damage Your Liver, Puncture Your Lungs


The "Dexter" Finale Breakdown: A Father, a Son, a Serial Killer


The 20 Highest Grossing Historical Fiction Movies of All Time


Ten Movies You'd Never, Ever Want to Watch with Your Parents


Last Night on "SNL" Jimmy Fallon Was Brilliant! Four Stars! And He Was Also Pretty Good


The Weekly Murdertank: The Internet's Obsession with Alison Brie, TMZ Crosses the Line, and the 10 Best Movie Posters of the Year


Four Theories on Why the Internet Has Such a Massive Almost Unexplainable Crush on Alison Brie


Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Killer Trailer Passed Up Golden Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Catchphrase Opportunity


The 10 Best Comments of the Week: Skitz Kills Again


The Spider-Man Reborquel Is Apparently Set in the Afterlife


Ten Subtle Ways to Tell Him that His Penis is Too Small


The 2011 Golden Globe Nominations


Rating the 10 Most Traumatic Character Deaths of the Year in Television


Holy Lord! So. Much. Nerd.


Why Do People In Old Movies Talk Funny?


Matt Damon Sticks Foot in Mouth, Chews It Off at the Ankle


Rock of Ages Trailer: Tom Cruise as a Metal Rocker? It's So Much Worse Than You Imagine


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "To The Lost"


Incontrovertible Video Evidence that Taran Killam Is the Best Thing to Happen to "SNL" in 2011


The 10 Best Movie Posters of 2011


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts about "About a Boy" that Just Might Kill You Softly


The 10 Best Episodes of the Week: "Boss" and "Community" Angle for the Top Spot


What You Can Tell About the "Saturday Night Live" Cast Based Upon the Opening Cast Montage


Men in Black 3 Trailer


Ten 2011 Box Office Failures That Briefly Redeemed Our Faith in Humanity


Last Night on "SNL": Matt Damon Blows His Brains Out and Alec Baldwin Apologizes to Himself


New Dark Knight Rises Poster Will Melt the Motherf*cking Cowl Off Your Face


New Year's Eve Review: Like Being Fellated by a Weed Whacker


The Sitter Review: A Mundane Comedy that Defiantly Wears Its Dick on Its Sleeve


The Effect of Simultaneous Orgasms On Your Quality of Life


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Featuring the True Story of the Vajazzle!


The 10 Best Episodes of NBC's "Community"


I Melt with You Review | Helpless and Heavy


Michael Bay's New Victoria's Secret Ad Is Sensual and Strangely ... Understated


The 'Happy Endings' 'Grinches Be Crazy' Wall of GIFs


What NPR Personalities Sound Like They Look Like Versus What They Actually Look Like


You Thought You Disliked Michael Buble. Well, Think Again Mr. Too Quick to Judge


The Intersection of your Childhood Dreams and Your Adult Nightmares


Three Very Special Messages for Adam Sandler Upon Learning a Grown Ups Sequel is in the Works


Dear Christina Hendricks: The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown. Love, Gemma Arterton


Ranking Television's 10 Best Boobs


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Under God's Power She Flourishes"


Bradley Cooper Confirms Todd Phillips Will Remake 'The Hangover' for a Second Time


4 Days Remain Until 'Community' Leaves Us: Here's that 'A Girl with a Dragon Tattoo Community' Inspired 'Community' Trailer You've Been Dying to Watch


Angelina Jolie Graces the Cover of Newsweek, Gives America Lethal Dose of the Heebie-Jeebies


Joss Whedon's Cabin in the Woods is Real! There's Even a Trailer and Everything


The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week Features Twice the Nick Kroll


10 Movies that Should've Made an Assload More Than They Did in 2011


David Fincher's 'The Girl Who Played with Fire' Review: Suck Denby, I Beat You By Two Years


Fake Oscar Snubs, Real Scientific Facts, and Marilyn Monroe


Steve Buscemi and his Pedostache Stink Up the Joint in this Week's "Saturday Night Live"


5 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with Surprisingly Decent News


Joss Whedon's Official Cabin in the Woods Movie Poster is Neat-O


How Often Do Men and Women Think About Sex?


Hey! If You're Excited about the Upcoming Cycle of "American Idol," You're On the Wrong Site, Chief


First Look: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters. Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton Will Torch that Goddamn Gingerbread House


6 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with Twas the Night Before ... Damn, Check Out These Sweaters


Delicious Eggs Palpatine and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


The 10 Biggest Oscar Snubs of the 2012 Academy Awards


7 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with the "Inspector Spacetime" Movie Poster


God Help the Cinderblocks Who Pay Money to See This Movie


Which of Johnny Depp's Leading Ladies Has Actually Aged Better than Depp?


35 Fascinating Scientific Facts Guaranteed to Blow Out Your Mindholes


8 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with the "Parks and Rec"-Style Credit Sequence


"How I Met Your Mother's" Ted is Kind of a Douche


The 2011 Independent Spirit Award Nominations and Kevin Smith's Hissy Fit


30 Facts About Children's TV That NO ONE DENIES


Being An Awesome Person Does Not Give You the Right to Make Sh*tty Music, Stanley from "The Office"


Comparing the Wingnuttery of the 3 Most Politically Vocal Celebrities on Twitter


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Georgia Peaches"


Seth Rogen on James Franco's Oscar Hosting Gig: "They Hung Him Out to Dry"


9 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with the "Beetlejuice" Easter Egg


10 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Begins


The Satisfying Unsatisfaction of "SofA" and the 10 Best Episodes of the Week


The Cast of "Community" Graces the Cover of TV Guide with Fake Smiles, Disguised Disdain for Readership


10 Family Movies that Opened Better than The Muppets and Therefore Make Me Question Humanity


First Look: Maura Tierney as Robert California's Wife in "The Office"


Because No Matter How Good Your Thanksgiving Weekend Was, A Bill Murray Sighting with the President Will Make Improve It


Situation Walkspace: Revisiting the Fashion Faux Pas from This Week's "Happy Endings"


Box Office: Early Weekend Estimates Suggest Cool Kids Aren't Trying Hard Enough


The Language of Making Love


Eloquent Eloquence: Stuff Your Turkey with a Hair Metal Band and Call It TURDOKKEN


Black Friday Deals from Around the Web


The Muppets: The Most Sensational Inspirational Celebrational Muppetational Movie of the Year


14 Reasons that Hollywood Studios Should Consider Quoting Pajiba Reviews in their Movie Posters


The Best Thanksgiving Films


On Her 27th Birthday, We Celebrate Slobbermouth Johansson's Luscious Smackhole


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Battle of the Century"


"Gatsby Believed in the Green Light, the Orgiastic Future that Year by Year Recedes Before Us "


5 Brand Spanking New Reasons Why I F*cking Love Cameron Crowe


Jon Stewart: The Most Seductive Man in the World


Opie Is About to Scorch Some Earth and The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week


5 Outstanding Documentaries Recently Released on Netflix Instant


The 10 Most Successful Pregnancy Movies of All Time


Last Night on "Saturday Night Live": Needs More Muppets


Three Demo-Friendly Children Offer Mini-Reviews of Happy Feet Two


"Women's Lasers!" Recapturing the Magic of Last Night's Extraordinarily Sweet "Parks and Recreation"


"Some Flies Are Too Awesome for the Wall." Recapturing the Weirdness of Last Night's "'Community' of Darkness"


On Behalf of All the Women Who Prefer Blood and Guts to Twilight I Say: Jump Up My Ass, Relativity Media


Eloquent Eloquence Introduces The Moviegoer's Prayer


The Lie Review | What's the Biggest Lie You Ever Told To Get Out of Work? This One's Bigger. I Promise


Anti-Hollywood Republicans Play Victim Card Again, Upset "SNL" Keeps Making Fun of Them


The TV Junkie's Guide to the Perfect Television Viewing Schedule


Oral Contraceptives: They'll Kill Your Libido and Your Men


How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the RPatz


"Bitch, I Ain't Lying. It's the Code, Shoo." Recapturing the Memories of Last Night's "Happy Endings"


The Most Terrifying Entertainment Headline of 2011


Pixar's Brave Trailer: Ooooooh. Shiny!


What It Might Look Like If Hollywood Studios Quoted Pajiba Reviews on their Movie Posters


Dear Muppets: I Love You, Now Shut the F*ck Up


Pajiba's 4th Annual Butthole Day: A Celebration of the Word and the People Who Do Butthole Things


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Two Boats and a Lifeguard"


NBC Boots "Community." The Heavens Open Up, Hellfire Rains Down. BEWARE THE TROLL


Barney and Robin?! Yobogoya! The 9 Best TV Episodes of the Week


Hunger Games Trailer: Nailed It!


7 Wildly But Inexplicably Successful Directors You Wouldn't P*ss On if They Were on Fire


"Saturday Night Live" Shanks Another Determined Emma Stone Hosting Effort


Big Bads, Proving God Doesn't Exist, and the Rita Bennett Problem


"The Tobolowsky Files" Review: Ned Ryerson's Heartbreaking Stories of Staggering Genius


Jack and Jill Review: Incontrovertible Proof that There Is No God


"I Liked Horsebot 3000" and the Best Moments from Last's Night's "Community" and "Parks and Rec"


Eloquent Eloquence: We Are the 99%. Of People Who Will Murder You


Billy Crystal Set to Host Oscars! Apathy Reigns! Apathy Reigns!


Ranking Adam Sandler's 23 Films From Worst to First


The Problem with Defining "Sex"


The Most Pathetic People in America? Or the Most Gleeful?


The Top 25 Programs of the Week and the Increasing Irrelevance of Network Dramas


"A Thousand Words" Trailer: Christ, Eddie Murphy. Is There a Butthole You Can Hide In? How About Your Own?


The Crystal Clear Moment in Which Rick Perry's Presidential Candidacy Ended


The Check-Out Aisle: A Round-Up of the Latest Magazine Covers


Pajiba Storytellers: In Proxy Wars, Everybody Wins!


Storytellers: Little Sure Shot -- The Real Story Behind Annie Oakley


10 Man-Made and Natural Disasters that Would Make Awesome, Bad-Ass Backdrops for a Hollywood Disaster Movie


Pajiba Storytellers: Elizabeth Bathory: Lady Vampire and The Most Evil Woman in World History


The Rita Bennett Problem: Why Are So Many Great TV Dramas Weighed Down by Horrible, Annoying Female Characters?


25 Television Facts that NO ONE DENIES


The 70 Greatest Last Film Lines of the Modern Era


Today in Wingnuttery: "Hypocritical Bigots" Are "Bullying" Brett Ratner for Anti-Gay Slur


The Goon Trailer and Why Can't Kevin Smith Hang on to a Muse?


In This Week's 10 Best TV Episodes Bobbum Man and Black Hitler Fight to THE PAIN


Michael Fassbender Naked


Hollywood's 10 Most Overpaid Actors


It's a Charlie Day Day on "Saturday Night Live"


The Most Rewatchable Films, the Best Shows of the Fall, and the Worst Film Performances


Tina Fey Shows Us Her Hooters


Where I Affably Castigate and Compliment Various Commenters for Various Reasons


"The Office" -- "Doomsday is Coming" : You're the Deuce I Never Want To Drop.


"Parks and Recreation" -- "End of the World": All Will Be Well


"Community" -- "Advanced Gay": I'm Going to Eat Spaceman Paninis with Black Hitler


Tower Heist Review: What Have You Done for Me Lately, Eddie?


Eloquent Eloquence: I Like to Get Naked, Too, But That Doesn't Make Me Funnier than Donald Glover


A Simple Test To Determine if Someone is an "Actor" or a "Movie Star"


5 Actors I Want to See Succeed No Matter How Much the Rest of the World's Cynics Despise Them


Alison Brie and Her Low-Hanging Boobs


Can First-Date Sex Lead to a Satisfying Relationship?


STEAKTANIC: Revisiting the Best Bits of Last Night's "Happy Endings"


The 10 Funniest TV Ads of 2011


The New 21 Jump Street Trailer Is About As Funny as Richard Greico Looks


A Telling Statistic: 49 Percent of Republicans Don't Know What GOP Stands For


TotalFilm's 50 Worst Film Performances


Conservative Wingnut Believes Boone from "Lost" Is a Terrorist Threat to Humanity


Which of These 5 Actresses Is Best Suited to Play a Porn-Star with a Bottomless Gullet?


The Gays! They're Destroying America! Look at this (Adorable, Heartwarming) Filth!


World's Least Talented Fake News Anchor Attempts to Break Will Ferrell's Glass Case of Emotion


The 2012 Oscar Nominations


The 5 Worst TV Ads in America


Pearl Jam Twenty Review: Review: Sittin' Butt Naked on a Porcupine Made of Concrete


Oh, Give It Up, Jim Levenstein. You Will NEVER Be Marshall Eriksen


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "The Age of Reason": When That Shark Bites with His Teeth Dear, Scarlet Billows, They Begin to Spread


Melissa McCarthy as Divine Is Both Amazing and Terrifying


Ranking, from Worst to First, The 30 Best Muppets


"Community" Pays Tribute to Classic Comedies in EW Photoshoot


The 5 Best and Worst New TV Shows of the Fall Season


The 100 Greatest Horror Movie Quotes of All Time


You're the Best Grandma Ever Grandma Jwow and The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week


Macabre Mr. Maximus' 3rd Annual Guide to The Best & Worst Halloween Candy


Poor Victimized Conservatives Argue that Comedy is Politically Biased


October on DVD: 15 Releases Ranked from Best to Worst


The Best Selling DVDs of 2011


Princess Bride Mindhole Blowers, Pop-Culture Pumpkins, and Some Woman Named Courtney Stodden


The Gays Are Taking Over Our TV Sets! Hide Your Kids! Hide Your Wives! Hide Your Ear Hair Trimmers!


The Rum Diary Review: A Meek Voice of Celluloid and Muted Rage


In Time Review: The Right Idea for the Time, the Wrong Movie for the Ages


"I'm Fine, B*tch. I'm Fine," and the Rest of the Best Moments from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Eloquent Eloquence: In Pajibaville They Say, That the Ladies' Ovaries Grew Threw Sizes That Day


The Pajiba 10: 1982 (The Year of the Mullet) Edition


The 50 Most Successful Box Office Stars of All Time in North America


Exploring the Hymen: The Virginity Question Revisited


A GIFtastic Recap of Last Night's Fantastic "Happy Endings" Halloween Episode


The Full Lisbeth Salander Photoshoot Collection


I Know You Don't Care for Tom Cruise, and But You HAVE to Admire the Man's Determination


First Look: The Farrelly Brothers' Three Stooges Look Aghast Upon the World's Indifference


My 10 Favorite Halloween-Themed TV Episodes


The Most Inspired Pop-Culture Pumpkin Carvings


One Look at Henry Cavill as Superman and Ryan Reynolds Gave Up On Life


Kino with Umlauts - In Celebration of Austrian Film


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Gimcrack and Bunkum": I Know It was You, Eli. You Broke My Heart


Which of These Five Hollywood Subjects Sold Out the Hardest?


The Super Hot Women of those Old Timey Westerns


"If I Sh*t Myself, Nobody Says a Word. Got It?" The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week


The ABC Sitcom "Man Up" and Its Thematic Relationship to the Brutal Murder of a Gay Man


"Boss" Review: One Blue, Hairy Motherf**king Beast of a Show


Which Would You Rather See: A Joss Whedon Shakespeare Film or a Metallica 3D Movie?


The 20 Highest Grossing Prequels of All Time


Manly Men and Awesome Not-So-Manly Men, Guilty Pleasures, and Carla Gugino


Paranormal Activity 3 Review: Only a Pants-Wetting Ninny Would Fall for It a Third Time (P.S. I'm a Pants-Wetting Ninny)


The 10 Best Reverse 80's Remakes and the Winner of the Pajiba T-Shirt


This Week's Eloquent Eloquence Asks: Is Appliance Intercourse Considered Sodomy?


Martha Marcy May Marlene Review | Like "Full House," Only Uncle Joey Sleeps with the Kids


"Yes, I Want a Whisker Basket." The Best Moments from "Up All Night," "Suburgatory," "Modern Family," and "Happy Endings"


Come Up with the Best Reverse 80's Remake. Win a Pajiba T-Shirt


Do Oral Contraceptives Affect Your Taste in Men?


The 20 Best Posthumously Released Films


Confusing Your Libido: Terrifying or Sexy? (Zombie Edition)


5 TV Characters That Prove You Don't Have to Be "Manly" to Be an Awesome Man


For the Nerds: The Literary Dalek Game (with Illustrations)


Trespass Review: The One Where Nic Cage and Nicole Kidman Shout


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Three More Reasons You Picked the Wrong Day to Stop Sniffing Glue


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TV Title Sequences, Actors Who Left their Castmates in the Dust, Baby Bumps and Crappy Films


The 60 Coolest TV Show Title Sequences of All Time


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"Clearly You Don't Understand Anything about Defeating Trolls" and the Best Lines from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Images from the Set of Man of Steel: Uh Oh, Superman's Crying


Eloquent Eloquence: Just Remember, I Love You Where You Tingle the Hardest


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"Last Man Standing" Review: So I Married a Comedy Murderer


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"Boardwalk Empire" -- "A Dangerous Maid": Careful of the Late-Term Abortion Staircase


Who Killed the Graphic Designer? Revisiting a Strange Trend in the Movie Posters of 1985


"Bang Bang, What's the Hang?" The 10 Best Television Episodes of the Week


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The 20 Most Successful Robot/Cyborg Movies of All Time


Highlights from Last Night's "Saturday Night Live": Zoolander Underwhelms


Despised TV Shows, Things that Might Make You Sh*t Your Pants, and Actors Slumming It


Real Steel Review: Shawn Levy Answers This Question: Is It Possible to F*ck Up a Boxing Movie?


"Is She Gonna Powder Her Vagina?" and the Best Lines from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Eloquent Eloquence: When did Mark Ruffalo become The Most Interesting Man in the World?


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"You Just Murdered Joy" and the Rest of the Best Lines from Wednesday Night's Television Comedies


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The 5 Most Despised Shows on Television


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"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Ourselves Alone": "Beware the Day They Change Their Mind"


The 10 Best Television Episodes of the Week: "What? Oh Now a Brother Can't Twirl?"


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"Doctor Who" -- "The Wedding Of River Song": The Doctor Lies (And Cheats)


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The 20 Most Successful Christian-Themed Films of All Time


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Highlights from Last Night's "Saturday Night Live": Melissa McCarthy Delivers the First Great Episode of the Season


Friends, Romans, Countrymen: Lend Me a Joke


The Weekly Murdertank: The Brutal Footloose Remake, Adorable Goddamn Couples, and James Spader is Your Lesbian Aunt


The "Fetch" Effect: 8 Actors that Hollywood Has Tried, and Failed, to Make Happen


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The Weekly Murdertank: Not Every Mustache is Worth a Ride, Taylor Llamautner, and Shove It Up Your Butt


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The Return of the Weekly Power Rankings: The 10 Best Television Episodes of the Week


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The Typical (Read: Dumb) Audience Members' 23 Favorite Movies of 2011


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The 28 Most Dominating Emmy Winners of All Time


How THE LION KING Stacked Up Against 20 Other Re-Released Classics and the Vast Critic/Audience Divide on DRIVE


The 2011 Emmy Award Winners


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Disappearing TV Characters, Actors Turned Musicians, Musicians Turned Actors, and the Sexy Psychopaths that Murder Them


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Oh, Tom Brady: Your Pretty Mouth Was Never Meant for Speaking


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Eloquent Eloquence: George Lucas Gives His Fans the Finger


How Fatherhood Turns Men Into Ninnies


12 Cases of The Unexplained, Disappearing TV Character


Sarah Michelle Gellar's "Ringer" is as Vacant as Her Eyes


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No, F*ck You: 15 of Pop Culture's Best Animated Middle Fingers


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"Doctor Who" -- "The Girl Who Waited": The Double Life Of Amy Pond


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Pulling a Gwyneth, Preposterous Pairings, Hipster Displeasure, Bombs and Bucky Larson


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Eloquent Eloquence: Death By A Thousand Sporks


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5 Lead Actors that Should Pull a Gwyneth


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25 Pop-Culture Facts that No One Denies


"Sons of Anarchy" -- "Out": Finding the Balance between Might and Right


The Genetics of Female Orgasms


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The Ten Biggest Box Office Hits and 5 Biggest Bombs of the Summer


Dance, MotherF**cker, Dance: Pop Culture's 20 Greatest Dancing GIFs


The 7 Best Films of the Summer (2011)


The Weekly Murdertank: Summer Movies, Those Guys, Helen Mirren and Lightweight Female Action Heroes


Shark Night 3D Review: An Open Letter to a Director Who Has Had His Testicles Removed


In the Very First Sentence of this Review, I'm Going to Spoil the Ever-Living Sh*t Out of Apollo 18


The Debt Review: An Espionage Thriller in Three Acts, But You Can Skip the First Two


The Greatest List of 100 Completely Random Movie Titles Ever Compiled in the History of Mankind


There Have Been Only Five (5) Successful Film to TV Series Adapations. Ever. NO ONE IS DENYING THIS.


Batting for Both Teams: What's the Deal with Bisexuals, Right?


Red State Review | Kevin Smith Vs. The World, Critics, and His Big Fat Mouth


Ranking the Impossible: The 5 Best Sorkin Characters


Apparently, There Are No Other 28-Year-Old Brunettes in Hollywood Because Anne Hathaway Continues to Get ALL the Roles


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Based Only on Photos, How Many of the 12 New "Dancing with the 'Stars'" Can You Name?


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The 5 People (and Things) on Network TV I Miss the Most Right Now


The Postmortal by Drew Magary: Eternal Youth Will Mess You Up


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The Weekly Murdertank: Everyone Wants to Be the Next Angelina Jolie but No One Wants to be the Next Jason Momoa


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The 10 Best Musical Performances of "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon"


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Why Did Media Outlets Even Entertain the Idea that Jim Carrey's Love Letter to Emma Stone Wasn't a Joke?


Keanu Reeves Dominates the List of 20 Worst Accents in Film History


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In the First Poster the Marilyn Monroe film, "My Week with Marilyn," Michelle Williams Pops Off the Page


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The Rotten Tomatoes Wall of Shame: The 33 Films with Only One Positive Review


The 25 Best Remakes of the Last 25 Years, Presented Without Comment


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In Honor of Apostrophe Day, Here's a Quick Look at Pop Culture's 15 Best Raised Eyebrows


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The 25 Worst Openings of All Time (Wide Release)


The Weekly Murdertank: Untapped Potential, Skinny Fat Guys, Box Office Bombs, and Hans Gruber


One Day Review: There are 6.7 Billion People on Earth, and Not a One Will Like This Movie


Conan the Barbarian Review: If a Bag of Hammers and a Box of Hair Got Married and Had a Baby


The Help Presents: The Most Powerful Villain in All of Movie History


Rise of the Planet of the Apes Review: Suck On This, Superheroes


Sam Worthington Channels James Van Der Beek's Southern Accent in the Texas Killing Fields Trailer


Burke and Hare Review: It's Time to Grow Up, John


17 Promising Actors Who Never Lived Up to Their Potential


How Much Does Economics Really Explain about Sex?


Which of These 13 New Movie Posters Would You Be LEAST Likely to Shove into the Business End of a Wood Chipper?


Trespass or The Straw Dogs Remake? Which Hostage Thriller Will You See? Let's Break It Down


Half Nelson Meets The Rainmaker: Chris Evans Displays his ACTRESSIN' Talents in the Puncture Trailer


Resident Evil or Underworld? Alice or Selene? Which Gun-Wielding Monster Destroyer Do You Prefer?


What You Missed Last Night While You Were Explaining to the Gays Why They Can't Have Hugh Jackman


Nine Feel-Good Documentaries to Lift Your Spirits after the Devastating Dear Zachary


Harry Hanrahan's Wall-E: The Cannibal Years Trailer


Daniel Radcliffe Is About to Introduce Pediophobia to a New Generation of Teenagers


"The Hour" Review: It's Not Exactly "Mad Men." In Fact, It May Be Better


The 20 Biggest Word-of-Mouth Bombs and the Insignificance of Twitter on Box-Office Success


This Movie Opened in the Summer of 2004 and Featured Jane Lynch and Steve Carell. Can You Name It?


What You Missed Last Night While You Were Fantasizing About Christina Hendricks in Wonder Woman Underoos


It's Midnight on the East Coast. Here are 10 Serene Cinematic Images to Help You Sleep Peacefully Tonight


The Ten Top 10 Lists that Should Always Include Almost Famous


The Whistleblower Review: Decent Film, Gut-Wrenching Story


What You Missed Last Night While You Were Staring into the Abyss of Michele Bachmann's Rage Eyes


I Appreciate Your Selfish Health and Vanity Concerns, Bro. But We Want the Fat Guy Back


The 25 Biggest Box Office Bombs of All Time Adjusted for Inflation


Pictured in the Background: The Splattered Remains of Lindsay Lohan's Career


The 9 Most Devastatingly Sad Documentaries of All Time


Which of These Fantastic Fan-Made Minimalist Movie Posters Would You Actually Shell Out $150 to Have Framed?


The 10 Films with the Hardest PG-13 Rating


Here's What You Missed this Weekend While You Were Drunk Dialing Your Ex


Dancing GIFs, Racism in The Help, Celebrity F*ck Ups, and the Brief De-Objectification of the Action-Movie Actress


5nal Destination 3D Review: Death: It Will Kill You. Every. F*cking. Time


Taylor Lautner Stars In .... "That Movie with the Guy from Twilight In It"


Bangkok Knockout Review: Everything But the Kitchen Sink


Cinema's 12 Greatest Albino or Albino-Like Characters


Senna Review: You'll Never Watch This Documentary. But If You Did, I Guarantee You'd Appreciate It


Pajiba Dirty Talk: The Erotic Brain


Aaaaaah Freak Out! The Best Fictional Ways to Say Goodbye to Your Job


Based on these New Images Alone, Which Film Would You Be More Likely to See?


Nothing Tastes as Good as a Colonic Feels: The Week in Creepy Ad Campaigns


Fun with GIFs in the Land of Nod: The Many Interpretations of the Head Nod


5 Real-Life Images Somehow More Unflattering than the Contagion Character Posters


New to Instant Netflix: Peter Jackson's Best Film to Date: Heavenly Creatures


Catwoman: Ears or No Ears? The Nerdiest Debate in Internet History?


Can You Identify the Excrement in this Photo? No. Look Again. It's on the Left


The 5 Shows that Deserve to Be Mentioned as Spiritual Successor to "The Wire"


The 20 Biggest Box Office Hits Based on an Original Property Developed for the Screen


The 1990s and the Brief De-Objectification of the Action-Movie Actress


"True Blood," "Cold Grey Light of Dawn" -- The Sun!


The Teen Choice Awards and How Today's Teenagers Really Aren't That Much Dumber than Teenagers in 1992


The Slow Rise and Precipitous Fall of Ryan Reynolds' Career


The Weekly Murdertank: Dismissive Pricks, Nazis, Female Empowerment, Man-Do's and Stark Week


First Look: Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises -- It's Like TRON without the Lights


If I Were Casting a World War II Film, These are the First Five Men I'd Audition for the Evil Nazi Soldiers


"A Horrible Way to Die" Review: High Concept, Low Value


"The Sitter" Trailer: New Hollywood Myth: Profanity Magically Transforms Something Unfunny into Something Funny


"Coyote Ugly" Review: Subverting the Dominant Paradigm


18 Long-Delayed Films and What History Says About the Box-Office Prospects of Cabin in the Woods, Tucker and Dale, and Margaret


Do You Love the New Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Trailer Because It's Great? Or Because You Think You Should Love It?


Matt Damon's 5 Best Unscripted Political Moments


Male Sex Buyers and Their Disturbing Attitudes about the Rights of Prostitutes


Can You Match the Plot Description to the Jason Statham Movie? (The Answer is 'No')


Sheeeeeeeeeeit: When Political Art Resembles Political Life


I Hereby Give You the Raciest Promo Ad in the History of CBS


Laurence Fishburne Cast in Man of Steel; Will Play Guy Who Beats Down Zack Snyder Whenever He Gets the Urge to Use a Slo-Mo Sequence


The 15 Most Mind-Numbingly Banal Things We Learned About the Cast of The Change-Up from the Junket Press


"Go Get 'Em Lantern!" This Profanity-Fueled "Change-Up" Promo is Almost Guaranteed to Be Better than the Film


The Word that Turned the Entire Internet Into Sneering Dismissive Pr*cks


The 10 Best Philip K. Dick Movies that Aren't Actually Philip K. Dick Movies


Rumors of a "Say Anything" Sequel and a "Friday Night Lights" Sequel-Movie Are Greatly Exaggerated


If You've Ever Been in an On-Again, Off-Again Relationship, Please to Enjoy the Devastation of the Trailer for Like Crazy


Seconds After Taking the Picture for this DRIVE Poster, the Camera Retired to Its Bunk and Exposed Itself


The 7 Most Promising Movies of the Fall Based only on the Trailers


Twenty of the 66 Best Movie Taglines of the Last 30 Years


Two Truths and a Lie: Can You Identify Which of these 3 News Stories is the Lie? (NSFW)


"True Blood" -- "I Wish I Was the Moon": Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered


Introducing Fat Mac and a Very Special Season of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"


Good Neighbors Review: Never Get Between a Woman and Her Kitty


Movie Poster Airbrush Mystery: Is That Nicole Kidman or Naomi Watts?


Note to Hollywood: Stop Blending the Western Genre with Other Genres; It Doesn't Work


The Sixth Annual Pajiba Ten: A Celebration of the Coolest, Sexiest Celebrities on the Planet (Page 2)


Crazy, Stupid, Love Review: Still Searching for that Dare to Be Great Romantic Comedy


"Entourage" Season Eight: The Lost Boys


Ranking the 25 "Best" Films of All Time: A List Without Comment


The Future Review | I Can't Decide Whether to Fall in Love or Yack Talking Kittens


The 11 Most Commercially Successful Directors You've NEVER Heard Of


Will "Tower Heist" Be the First Funny Live-Action Movie that Eddie Murphy Has Made in 13 Years?


This Image from The Hunger Games Represents the Consummation of Human Evolution and Carries with It a Solemn Assertion that Attainment to this Final Stage in this Stupendous Evolution is not Only Necessary but Inevitable


How Your Opinion on Kevin Smith's Red State Does Not Make You a Good or a Bad Person


The Champ May Have the Saddest Scene in Film, But It Pales to the Saddest Scene on TV


Ten Once Formidable $100 Million Directors Who Are Now Scraping the Bottom of the Has-Been Barrel


Battleship Trailer: It's Just Like the Game! Only with Aliens and Brain Damage!


Remember When I Predicted the Entire Plot of "New Year's Day" Based Only on the Cast? Here's the Trailer. How'd I Do?


Pearl Jam Twenty Trailer: It's Like Reducing the Last Two Decades of Your Life to One Go**damn Two-Minute Song


Where I Slap You Upside the Head with Gorgeous New Looks of Really Pretty People in Movies that Look Really Great


Two New Reasons that Have Nothing to Do with Gratuitous Lesbian Bondage to Watch NBC's "Community"


This Day in Terrible Idea History: Remaking Not One, but TWO Bonnie and Clyde Movies for Generation LOL


Exclusive: Jason Bateman Lands the Lead in Rawson Marshall Thurber's Stoner Comedy, WE'RE THE MILLERS


The Margin Call Trailer, or How I Engage in a Little Self-Indulgent Humblebragging About Regrets and the Lack Therof


The Best Selling Movie Soundtracks of All Time | A Quickie SRL


Larry David's Anti-Semitic Hate F*ck Briefly Redeems This Terrible Season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm"


What Do You Get When You Cross Emu with Satan? First Look at Bradley Cooper as Lucifer


Ranking the 10 New DVD Films Released in July


"True Blood" -- "Me and the Devil": "You Are Damned." "She Can Redeem Me."


Is the Superhero Movie Dying?


The Weekly Murdertank: Bangable Celebrity Edition


The Rent Is Too Damn High: The Crushing Defeat and the Overpowering Glory of Comic-Con


Friends with Benefits Review: It's Like that Other Movie, Only It's Really F*cking Good


Captain America: The First Avenger is Comfortable and Undemanding, Like Sex without Any of the Sexiness


"I Heard You Eat Gator": CMT's "Sweet Home Alabama"


Chop Review: Like a Drive from Quebec City to Toronto


John Cusack's The Raven: Now THAT is a Movie Poster


Drive Trailer: A Trailer So Good that I've Run Out of Places to Get It Pregnant


"Alphas" Review: "The X-Men" Crossed with "Heroes" Sounds Great, Right? Not So Much


The Amazing Spider-man Teaser Poster: Quick! Somebody Overanalyze It and Tell Us What It Means


Paranormal Activity 3 Trailer: More of the Same, But That's Not Such a Bad Thing


Christopher Eccleston Craps on the "Senior People" Behind "Doctor Who"


8 Chain Restaurant Menu Items that Put Ron Swanson's Meat Tornado to Shame


Tired of All Those Metrosexual Superheroes? Conan the Barbarian Has Arrived. Come Getcha Some, Funboys


Former Harvard President, Larry Summers, on the Winklevoss Twins: They Are "A**holes"


The New Avengers Teaser Poster is Way Shiny


Ranking the 25 Best "Bad" Movies of All Time


MTV's "Awkward" Review: God, It Must Suck to be a Teenager In Generation Click


Does the Size of Your Penis Affect the Frequency of STIs?


The Amazing Spider-Man Teaser: I Had Reservations Until I Found Out C. Thomas Howell Was in this Bitch


The 5th Annual Pajiba Ten: The 10 Most Bangable Celebrities on the Planet


The End is Nigh: Two and a Half Men is Set to Return


Actually, As Long As There Are Apocalyptic Horseman Around, Would They Mind Doing a Little Trampling?


Ranking the 5 Dumbest Categories of People on the Internet


The Hunger Games Is Getting a Nice Head Start on Annoying Us with This Motion Poster


Which Harry Potter Actor Holds the Award for Most Improved on the Hotness Scale?


Who Is the Flakiest Director in Hollywood?


Why Do Movie Posters for Straight-to-VOD Movies Suck So Hard?


"Shadow Line," the Phone Hacking Scandal, and Why Is the UK So Glum?


What Was the First Movie You Saw in a Movie Theater?


The Official Dark Knight Rises Teaser Trailer


"True Blood" -- "I'm Alive and on Fire": "You Done Drew Your Last Free Breath"


Akira Retrospective: "There is No Final One; Revolutions are Infinite."


The 10 Biggest Opening Weekends of All Time


John Carter of Mars Trailer: If Taylor Kitsch's Abs Could Talk, They'd Tell His Mouth to Shut Up


Here are 11 Quickie News Stories: Count the Number that Upset You


Sad About the "Community" Snubs? This Should Cheer You Up


Ranking the 25 Best TV Shows Never Nominated for a Best Series' Emmy


Hugo Trailer: Martin Scorsese Makes a Spielberg Movie. But Why? What's Going On Here?!


Three New Looks at The Adventures of Spider-man: Eduardo Saverin is Ripped


10 Signature Evil Dead Trilogy Lines as Re-Written by Diablo Cody


The 2011 Emmy Award Nominations


Looking Fondly Back On a Decade of Potter


First Look: Kili and Fili from The Hobbit: Doesn't the One On the Right Look Like Seth Green?


The Latest Sex Study Finds that Dudes Like to Cuddle While Women Like Lots of Sex


The 10 Most Common Responses to Top 10 Lists


James Franco on the Failure of Your Highness and the Expected Failure of Rise of the Planet of the Apes


Day 3: The Dark Knight Rises Teaser Fever Hits Its Ridiculous Peak


The Supercut Just Got Filthy: Cinema's Dirtiest Dirty Talk


Please Don't Make Me Write This: An Evil Dead Reboot Is in the Works


Sherlock Holmes 2 Trailer: For Such a Pretty Man, Robert Downey, Jr. Does Not an Attractive Woman Make


How Many of Last Week's Top 50 TV Shows Did You Watch?


Jonathan Levine's 50/50 Movie Poster


"Torchwood: Miracle Day" Review: Gwen Cooper Is No Longer the Most Irritating Member of the Cast


Based on the 8 Harry Potter Movie Posters, Can You Tell What Year The Leads Hit Puberty?


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Ranking Today's 25 Most Successful Comedy Actors By Winning Percentage


Hungry For Something Different: "True Blood" S4:E3, "If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?"


The 10 Highest Grossing Dark Comedies of All Time


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Here's Your 7-Minute Ron Swanson Meat Tornado; Try Not To Choke On the Bones


The Ledge Review | For God's Sake, Just Jump Already


The Weekly Murdertank: Unlovable Love Interests, Jennifer Aniston, Casey Anthony, and Those Horrible Bosses


Zookeeper Review: Describing the Final Moments Before I Blacked Out


Jack and Jill Trailer: Katie Holmes Has Found Something More Indignified than Marriage to Tom Cruise


This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things: Mildly Annoying Ad Provokes Outcry of Reverse Racism


Sarah Palin Shows Hers: It's Real, and It's Spectacular


"We're Gonna Go America All Over Their Asses!" Charlie Day's 20 Best Quotes from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"


Dr. StrangeGlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Lockouts: ESPN's 30 for 30


In the Final Harry Potter Cast Photo, Emma Watson Looks Like the Pretty Girl that Showed Up to Nerd Prom


3 Bizarre Examples of Digitally Inserting Movie Ads into "How I Met Your Mother" Reruns


The Iron Lady Trailer: Why Does Margaret Thatcher Sound Like Julia Child?


Mindhole Blowers: Jason Bateman Edition


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The 10 Highest Paid Actresses of 2010


The Myth of the American Sleepover Trailer


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How to Make $1 Billion at the Box Office With Almost No Talent Whatsoever


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The New Face of L'Oreal is ... Hugh Laurie. Sure. Why Not?


The 10 Funniest Commercials of All Time


The 10 Best and Worst Films from the First Half of 2011


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