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This Year's Oscar Nominated Movie Images Recreated by a Baby


The Vanity Fair Oscar Kissing Booth is Basically the Cutest Thing You'll See Today


The Internet Will Make You Smarter. Unless You're Dumb. Then It Will Make You Dumber


Kellogg's Latest Cereal, 'Totes Amazeballs' Is, Well, Totes Amazeballs


Damn You, President Obama. Why Must You Be So Incredibly Adorable?


"The Big Bang Theory" Undeservedly Reimagined as "Firefly" crew


The Volkswagen Bus Imperial Walker Will Give Your Nerd Boner a Boner


Alison Brie, Go Buy a Low Cut Blouse: "Community" Has Set a Return Date


Whatever Happened to the Cast of "Felicity"?


Yowzers! "Downton Abbey" Adds Love Child of Tilda Swinton and Landry Clark to the Cast


Bryan Cranston's Travis Bickle Haircut Will Give You Meth Shakes


Tumblr Madness: Robert Downey, Jr. Is a Very Fetching Woman


Ron Swanson Now Has an IMDB Page


Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segel Throw Down, Les-Mis Style


Ranking the 20 Best TV Episodes of the Week


Adele May Be Scientifically Proven to Make You Cry, But Chris Cornell Will Make You Bawl


Why Are the Academy Award Nominations So Bad? Three Words: Wrinkly Old Dudes


Denzel Washington: The Least Successful A-List Star in Hollywood?


Last Night on "SNL": Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, and Justin Timberlake Usher in the Best Episode of the Season


One Day Very Soon, Jon Hamm May Stick His Cocktail Stirrer in Christina Hendricks' Snifter


The Athiest's Worst Nightmare and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Why is Dave Goddamn Mustaine Suddenly in the News Again?


Dumbass Tennessee Senator Doesn't Want Your Children to Watch "Modern Family" Because It Might Turn Them Gay


Thanks to the Tireless Efforts of Science, Your Favorite Celebrity's Ponytail Can Be Accurately Animated


Everything You Need to Know about "Toddlers and Tiaras" with One Damning Image


Awesome Skittles Porn Gets a Sequel -- Taste the Rainbow, B*tch


Jokes about The Shining Twins? Let Me Stop You Right There


"Monday Night Football" Fires the Good One, Leave the Boring One and the Blowhard


Ad: Vegan Boyfriend Sexes the Bottom Out of Girlfriend; PETA: Funny right, haha!


The 10 Heart-Achiest Films of All Time


A Valentine's Day Reminder: When It Comes to Celebrities, There's No Such Thing as a Surreptitious Boob Stare


Ranking the Cast of 15 Current Sitcoms by the Overall Level of Attractiveness


"Next Top Model" Winner Fired Because Her Ass Was Too Big


Annie's Boobs May Be Leaving Us, But Fortunately Christina Hendricks' Aren't Going Anywhere


The 2012 BAFTA Award Winners


The 10 Highest Grossing Debuts for a Film Opening on the Weekend of or Preceding Valentine's Day


Last Night on "SNL": Dear Zooey Deschanel -- Stop Doing that Thing with Your Voice


Watch Gillian Jacobs Kiss Keira Knightley in the Trailer for Seeking a Friend at the End of the World


The Vow Review: Dear Rachel McAdams: Please Stop It. Stop It Right Now


Salma Hayek and her Boobs Should Host Every Award Show Ever and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


Christa Miller, a.k.a., Dr. Cox's Wife, is Still Ridiculously Hot


Bill O'Reilly: Sudden Friend of the Gays? Not So Fast


Which One of These Three Men Is Not Like the Other (Hint: Not the Black Guy)


Conservative Movies Make more than Liberal Movies, But Only If You Think that Liberal Means Satan-Worshiping Crack Addicted Serial Killer


God, Ellen DeGeneres! Equality and Compassion? Why Do You Hate Narrow-Minded A**holery So Much?


12 Now Famous People You Didn't Know Were in Movies You've Seen


Note to Eva Mendes' Photoshoppers: Work Harder to Maintain Head and Body Proportion


God, Ellen Degeneres: What a B*tch, Right?


20 Movie Posters You Might Want to Take Behind the Middle School and Get Framed


15 Movies that Critics Loved and Audiences Hated and the Inferences We Can Draw


Big Miracle Review: Jesus Pajiba! Where Did Your Bitch and Scathe Go? Are You Broken?


After Photobombing Old Couple, Amber Heard Will House Them In Her Spaciously-Sized Mouth


The 25 Greatest GIFs from Anchorman


The 10 Highest Grossing Super Bowl Opening Weekends


The 10 Best Commercials of the 2012 Super Bowl


Count How Many Times Charming Potato Removes His Shirt in Last Night's "Saturday Night Live"


Budweiser's Inspired Attempt to Make Canadians Cry During the Super Bowl


Gary Oldman's Dramatic Recounting of Snooki's Urinary Tract Infection


I Am Offended by Your Anti-Vowelism: The 10 Best Comments of the Week


20 Movie Posters that Have Been Banned Somewhere for Being Too Profane, Gruesome, Provocative, or Offensive


The 8 Most Fantastically Unpresidential Televised Acts of President and Michelle Obama


The 5 Most Obnoxiously Exclamatory Voice Over Lines in new Toddler-Friendly The Phantom Menace 3D Trailer


David Letterman and Howard Stern Take Turns Trashing Jay Leno


The 10 Best DVDs Released in January and 5 to Avoid


How Would You Like to See Katy's Whipped-Cream Perrys on the Big Screen? In 3D?


Rachel Weisz Ad Banned in the UK for TOO Much Photoshop


Yeah, It's a Teaser for a Commercial for a Movie That Won't Be Released for Months. But's It's The Avengers, So Shut Up


The 10 Highest Grossing Movies of 2012


Julianne Moore Goes Full Retard in the Full Length Trailer for "Game Change"


"Saturday Night Live" Abruptly Loses a Cast Member


Kristen Bell is a Very Sweet Nutcase


Those Anti-Abortion Nutjobs Are Sick F**cks (Not Safe for Humanity)


The 10 Best Episodes of the Week: Who Is the Best "Parks and Rec" Character?


Is the Hunger Games a Conservative Treatise on Overthrowing Big Government?


The "Chuck" Series Finale and the Question of How Long We Should Stick with Series We No Longer Enjoy?


Matthew Broderick's Ferris Bueller Super Bowl Commercial is Two Minutes of Sell-Out Joy


The 20 Highest Grossing Creature Features of All Time


One for the Money Review: In (Slight) Defense of The Rainbow Killer, Katherine Heigl


"Zombie Jambalaya" with Paul W.S. Anderson and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


10 Shows that Would Be Much Better If They Killed Off a Major Character


If He'd Won the Emmy, Timothy Olyphant Had Planned to Dump His Wife


The First 5 People I'd Audition If I Were Casting a Real-Life C-3PO


Kristen Bell Will NOT Film in the Nude. But, A Little Butt Cheek Won't Hurt


Maurice Sendak: "Newt Gingrich is an Idiot"


George Clooney Defending His Overseas Coffee Commercials: "You Know What, F**k You."


The 20 Worst Oscar Nominations of the Last 20 Years


5 Oscars Who, Honestly, Just Don't Give a Sh*t


The 2012 Academy Award Nominations


'Family Feud' Will See Your Donkey Punch, 'Jeopardy,' and Raise You an Inappropriate 'Schlong'


That's What I Love About Matthew McConaughey's "Dazed and Confused" Character, Man. We Get Older, But He Will Always Be Awesome


Despicable Up A**hole Murders the Cat of a Politician's Kid, Writes "Liberal" On Its Corpse


'Downton Abbey' Starts to Unravel, 'We Built This Schmidty,' and the Return of 'Justified' in the Week's 10 Best TV Episodes


Christina Hendricks Will Bend the Internet On Its Axis


The 20 Highest Grossing Screenwriters of All Time


The Gayest Commercial of All Time Ever of Always


Stephen Colbert Lights Up South Carolina Rally with a Gospel Choir and ... Herman Cain


The 10 Biggest Box Office Flops of 2012


Based on the Movie Posters Alone, Which of these 10 Movies Are You Most Compelled to See?


Underworld Awakening 3D Review: Blood. Leather. Fangs. Mayhem. Rinse, Repeat, Rejoice


Here's the Final Hunger Games Poster. Until the Next One


The 10 Best Comments of the Week and Lea Michele's Gozer from Ghostbusters costume


Adorable Dogs in Super Bowl Teaser Ad Take a Blowtorch to Your Heart


Stephen Colbert's Super PAC Is Running Attack Ads Against ... Stephen Colbert


Hey Straight Guys: Here's Two Reasons You Might Reconsider Your Sexual Orientation


A Message for Congress and the MPAA: Cram It Up Your Cramhole Or We'll Sic Gina Carano On You


Is This a Steve Carell Cameo in Last Week's Trivia Episode of "The Office"?


For That Body? I'd Give Michelle Williams ALL the Oscars


"Cougar Town" Returns at 8:30 on Valentine's Day


Live-Action "Rugrats" Trailer Will Crawl Up Inside You and Take a Dump On Your Soul


Will the Girl in the Fireplace Be the Next Doctor Who Companion? Yes, Please


'Jeopardy' Robs Sexual Deviant, Fails to Credit Him for Correct Answer


The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week: You Win, Internet. "Downton Abbey" Is a Goddamn Delight


The 20 Biggest Second Week Drops in Box Office History


Joyful Noise Review: I Don't Kick Puppies


The 2012 Golden Globe Winners


Last Night on "SNL" Daniel Radcliffe Was Overshadowed By One of the Most Embarrassingly Awful Musical Performances in the Show's History


Side-by-Side Comparison of Average-Sized Woman with a Supermodel Will Blow Out Your Mindhole


20 Underappreciated Gems Currently Playing on Netflix Instant


Introducing the Greatest Cosmetic Product Known to the Mankind: Fotoshop by Adobé


Gina Carano Will Kick Your Ass and You Will Say Thank You


Contraband Review: The Mark Wahlberg of Action Films


This Collection of 'I'd Rather Be Naked' Ads Is Not an Endorsement of PETA; It's an Endorsement of Nudity (Slightly NSFW)


The Effects of Vaginal Stimulation on Pain Tolerance


The 10 Best Comments of the Week: For just £2 a Month, You Could Make the Difference in a Zombie's Undeath


Moonrise Kingdom Trailer: Another Wes Anderson Movie You'll Openly Hate but Secretly Adore


The Dark Knight Rises Images: Bane Looks Cool, But What a Waste of a Purty Mouth


Friends with Kids Trailer: Everyone You Love (Plus Megan Fox) In One Fantastic Looking Movie


Ron Swanson's Valentine's Cards Will Rock You Like a Meat Tornado


"The Daily Show" Takes CNN to Task for Their TACTLESS UNBELIEVABLE INSENSITIVITY


The First 5 People I'd Consider If I Were Casting Satan in a Film in Which the Devil Lives Among Us


All the News You Need to Know to Be a Well-Rounded, Informed Citizen of the Film World


The Supreme Court Set to Decide Whether Ryan Seacrest Has the Right to Call Randy Jackson a Motherf**ker on TV


Paul Rudd Dancing GIFs


Classic Film Actress, Kim Novak, Invokes Godwin's Law of Rape


The 10 Best Episodes of the Week: Some of You Are Horrible People


"Shameless" Season Two Review: Emmy Rossum Now Even More Naked than Ever


5 TV News Items that Will Make You Happier than a 10-Peckered Owl at a Hoot House


"Mad Men" Sets Return Date; Let Joan Serve You Some Scotch While You Eyeball These GIFs


The 10 Highest Grossing Opening Weekends for a Movie That Opened the First Weekend of the Year


All the "Highlights" (Hahahahaha) from Last Night's "Saturday Night Live"


The Weekly Murdertank: Metal Up Your 2011


The 10 Best Comfort Films of 2011


The Devil Inside Review: Found This Footage, A**hole


Director David O. Russell Steps Back on Crazy Train, Feels Up His Pre-op Transgender Niece


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Features a Talking Cravat Charmer


Dear Children of the 80s: Do You Recognize The Latest Cast Member of "Young and the Restless"?


The 10 Best Documentaries of 2011


Robots ARE Taking Over the Planet, and This Man Is Your New Overlord


"Chuck's" Yvonne Strahovski Shows Us How to Successfully Integrate Product Placement


Thanks to Aziz Ansari, Whole Foods 10x More Awesome (But Still 2x Too Expensive)


The 10 Best Goddamn Movies of 2011


Pajiba's Individual Critics' Top 10 Films of 2011 Lists


Which of these Pretty Pictures Whips You Into the Biggest Nerd Frenzy?


John Barrowman's Spider-man Medley is Both Super Gay and Super Fantastic


The 10 Best Movies You Didn't See in 2011


The 10 Most Scathing Reviews of 2011


Ryan Reynolds Squeals Like a Ninny, But This Brilliant Scream Supercut Has Some Backbeat


Safe House Movie Poster: Wait? Where Have I Seen This Before?


Ring in the New Year with 15 of the Most Slamdamntastic Dance Scenes in Cinematic History


YouTube's 25 Most Popular Trailers of 2011


The Highest Grossing Movies of 2011


Pajiba's 10th Annual Top 10 Top 10 Lists of 2011


The 50 Most Popular Posts of 2011


Pajiba's People of the Year: 2011 Edition


Ryan Gosling Pictorial: The Thin Line that Separates the Most Adorable Man on the Planet from a Guy Who Lives in His Car


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Reminds Us All to be More Swintonesque in the New Year


JGL and Zooey Deschanel Reunite for a New Year's Duet, Melt America's Underpants


Pajiba's 100 Most Prolific Commenters of 2011


The Original Alien Trailer, Now with More 5 Times More BRAAAAAAAHM


The 20 Most Brilliantly Unusual Print Ads of 2011


The 10 Most Completely Forgettable Movies of 2011


The Deranged Brilliance of Skittimus Maximus Esquire, III: The Internet's All Time Greatest Commenter


Bring It 2012: Ranking the Trailers for the 10 Must Miss Movies of January


The Neverending Slog of Marvel Movies Continue: Thor 2 Finds a Director


We Bought a Zoo Review: Cameron Crowe Will Pull Your Melting Heart Out of Your Chest and Show It To You


Pajiba Dirty Talk: Accessorizing Sex


A Tribute to the Greatest Holiday Special Ever


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Asks the Question of the Ages: Man or Muppet?


Oh, Santa: The 7 Naughtiest Movies of 2011


GLAAD's Protest of Cross-Dressing Comedy, 'Work It,' Ignores the Bigger Issue: The Show is Moronic


Game Change Teaser: Julianne Moore Goes Full Retard


Thanks to the Hunger Games, Now I Want to Have Fancy Pink Fingernails


The Year's 7 Biggest Disappointments in Television


Brand New '21 Jump Street' Trailer Reminds Us that the Movie Still HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE TV SHOW


Ryan Gosling and His Lady Friend, Eva Mendes, Do a Drunken Kindness to 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'


The 15 Best Single Episodes of Television in 2011


Mindhole Blowers: 25 Facts about "Say Anything" That Are Neither Bought, Sold, Nor Processed


New "Dark Knight Rises" Trailer Will Damage Your Liver, Puncture Your Lungs


The "Dexter" Finale Breakdown: A Father, a Son, a Serial Killer


The 20 Highest Grossing Historical Fiction Movies of All Time


Ten Movies You'd Never, Ever Want to Watch with Your Parents


Last Night on "SNL" Jimmy Fallon Was Brilliant! Four Stars! And He Was Also Pretty Good


The Weekly Murdertank: The Internet's Obsession with Alison Brie, TMZ Crosses the Line, and the 10 Best Movie Posters of the Year


Four Theories on Why the Internet Has Such a Massive Almost Unexplainable Crush on Alison Brie


Bryan Singer's Jack the Giant Killer Trailer Passed Up Golden Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Catchphrase Opportunity


The 10 Best Comments of the Week: Skitz Kills Again


The Spider-Man Reborquel Is Apparently Set in the Afterlife


Ten Subtle Ways to Tell Him that His Penis is Too Small


The 2011 Golden Globe Nominations


Rating the 10 Most Traumatic Character Deaths of the Year in Television


Holy Lord! So. Much. Nerd.


Why Do People In Old Movies Talk Funny?


Matt Damon Sticks Foot in Mouth, Chews It Off at the Ankle


Rock of Ages Trailer: Tom Cruise as a Metal Rocker? It's So Much Worse Than You Imagine


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "To The Lost"


Incontrovertible Video Evidence that Taran Killam Is the Best Thing to Happen to "SNL" in 2011


The 10 Best Movie Posters of 2011


Mindhole Blowers: 20 Facts about "About a Boy" that Just Might Kill You Softly


The 10 Best Episodes of the Week: "Boss" and "Community" Angle for the Top Spot


What You Can Tell About the "Saturday Night Live" Cast Based Upon the Opening Cast Montage


Men in Black 3 Trailer


Ten 2011 Box Office Failures That Briefly Redeemed Our Faith in Humanity


Last Night on "SNL": Matt Damon Blows His Brains Out and Alec Baldwin Apologizes to Himself


New Dark Knight Rises Poster Will Melt the Motherf*cking Cowl Off Your Face


New Year's Eve Review: Like Being Fellated by a Weed Whacker


The Sitter Review: A Mundane Comedy that Defiantly Wears Its Dick on Its Sleeve


The Effect of Simultaneous Orgasms On Your Quality of Life


The 10 Best Comments of the Week Featuring the True Story of the Vajazzle!


The 10 Best Episodes of NBC's "Community"


I Melt with You Review | Helpless and Heavy


Michael Bay's New Victoria's Secret Ad Is Sensual and Strangely ... Understated


The 'Happy Endings' 'Grinches Be Crazy' Wall of GIFs


What NPR Personalities Sound Like They Look Like Versus What They Actually Look Like


You Thought You Disliked Michael Buble. Well, Think Again Mr. Too Quick to Judge


The Intersection of your Childhood Dreams and Your Adult Nightmares


Three Very Special Messages for Adam Sandler Upon Learning a Grown Ups Sequel is in the Works


Dear Christina Hendricks: The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown. Love, Gemma Arterton


The 5 Dudes With Whom It's Most Acceptable for Furiously Straight Men to Have a Man Crush


Ranking Television's 10 Best Boobs


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Under God's Power She Flourishes"


Bradley Cooper Confirms Todd Phillips Will Remake 'The Hangover' for a Second Time


4 Days Remain Until 'Community' Leaves Us: Here's that 'A Girl with a Dragon Tattoo Community' Inspired 'Community' Trailer You've Been Dying to Watch


Angelina Jolie Graces the Cover of Newsweek, Gives America Lethal Dose of the Heebie-Jeebies


Joss Whedon's Cabin in the Woods is Real! There's Even a Trailer and Everything


The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week Features Twice the Nick Kroll


10 Movies that Should've Made an Assload More Than They Did in 2011


David Fincher's 'The Girl Who Played with Fire' Review: Suck Denby, I Beat You By Two Years


Fake Oscar Snubs, Real Scientific Facts, and Marilyn Monroe


Steve Buscemi and his Pedostache Stink Up the Joint in this Week's "Saturday Night Live"


5 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with Surprisingly Decent News


Joss Whedon's Official Cabin in the Woods Movie Poster is Neat-O


How Often Do Men and Women Think About Sex?


Hey! If You're Excited about the Upcoming Cycle of "American Idol," You're On the Wrong Site, Chief


First Look: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters. Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton Will Torch that Goddamn Gingerbread House


6 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with Twas the Night Before ... Damn, Check Out These Sweaters


Delicious Eggs Palpatine and the 10 Best Comments of the Week


The 10 Biggest Oscar Snubs of the 2012 Academy Awards


7 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with the "Inspector Spacetime" Movie Poster


God Help the Cinderblocks Who Pay Money to See This Movie


Which of Johnny Depp's Leading Ladies Has Actually Aged Better than Depp?


35 Fascinating Scientific Facts Guaranteed to Blow Out Your Mindholes


8 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with the "Parks and Rec"-Style Credit Sequence


"How I Met Your Mother's" Ted is Kind of a Douche


The 2011 Independent Spirit Award Nominations and Kevin Smith's Hissy Fit


30 Facts About Children's TV That NO ONE DENIES


Being An Awesome Person Does Not Give You the Right to Make Sh*tty Music, Stanley from "The Office"


Comparing the Wingnuttery of the 3 Most Politically Vocal Celebrities on Twitter


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Georgia Peaches"


Seth Rogen on James Franco's Oscar Hosting Gig: "They Hung Him Out to Dry"


9 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Continues with the "Beetlejuice" Easter Egg


10 Days Remain Until "Community" Leaves Us: The Countdown Begins


The Satisfying Unsatisfaction of "SofA" and the 10 Best Episodes of the Week


The Cast of "Community" Graces the Cover of TV Guide with Fake Smiles, Disguised Disdain for Readership


10 Family Movies that Opened Better than The Muppets and Therefore Make Me Question Humanity


First Look: Maura Tierney as Robert California's Wife in "The Office"


Because No Matter How Good Your Thanksgiving Weekend Was, A Bill Murray Sighting with the President Will Make Improve It


Situation Walkspace: Revisiting the Fashion Faux Pas from This Week's "Happy Endings"


Box Office: Early Weekend Estimates Suggest Cool Kids Aren't Trying Hard Enough


The Language of Making Love


Eloquent Eloquence: Stuff Your Turkey with a Hair Metal Band and Call It TURDOKKEN


Black Friday Deals from Around the Web


The Muppets: The Most Sensational Inspirational Celebrational Muppetational Movie of the Year


14 Reasons that Hollywood Studios Should Consider Quoting Pajiba Reviews in their Movie Posters


The Best Thanksgiving Films


On Her 27th Birthday, We Celebrate Slobbermouth Johansson's Luscious Smackhole


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Battle of the Century"


"Gatsby Believed in the Green Light, the Orgiastic Future that Year by Year Recedes Before Us "


5 Brand Spanking New Reasons Why I F*cking Love Cameron Crowe


Jon Stewart: The Most Seductive Man in the World


Opie Is About to Scorch Some Earth and The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week


5 Outstanding Documentaries Recently Released on Netflix Instant


The 10 Most Successful Pregnancy Movies of All Time


Last Night on "Saturday Night Live": Needs More Muppets


Three Demo-Friendly Children Offer Mini-Reviews of Happy Feet Two


"Women's Lasers!" Recapturing the Magic of Last Night's Extraordinarily Sweet "Parks and Recreation"


"Some Flies Are Too Awesome for the Wall." Recapturing the Weirdness of Last Night's "'Community' of Darkness"


On Behalf of All the Women Who Prefer Blood and Guts to Twilight I Say: Jump Up My Ass, Relativity Media


Eloquent Eloquence Introduces The Moviegoer's Prayer


The Lie Review | What's the Biggest Lie You Ever Told To Get Out of Work? This One's Bigger. I Promise


Anti-Hollywood Republicans Play Victim Card Again, Upset "SNL" Keeps Making Fun of Them


The TV Junkie's Guide to the Perfect Television Viewing Schedule


Oral Contraceptives: They'll Kill Your Libido and Your Men


How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the RPatz


"Bitch, I Ain't Lying. It's the Code, Shoo." Recapturing the Memories of Last Night's "Happy Endings"


The Most Terrifying Entertainment Headline of 2011


Pixar's Brave Trailer: Ooooooh. Shiny!


What It Might Look Like If Hollywood Studios Quoted Pajiba Reviews on their Movie Posters


Dear Muppets: I Love You, Now Shut the F*ck Up


Pajiba's 4th Annual Butthole Day: A Celebration of the Word and the People Who Do Butthole Things


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Two Boats and a Lifeguard"


NBC Boots "Community." The Heavens Open Up, Hellfire Rains Down. BEWARE THE TROLL


Barney and Robin?! Yobogoya! The 9 Best TV Episodes of the Week


Hunger Games Trailer: Nailed It!


7 Wildly But Inexplicably Successful Directors You Wouldn't P*ss On if They Were on Fire


"Saturday Night Live" Shanks Another Determined Emma Stone Hosting Effort


Big Bads, Proving God Doesn't Exist, and the Rita Bennett Problem


"The Tobolowsky Files" Review: Ned Ryerson's Heartbreaking Stories of Staggering Genius


Jack and Jill Review: Incontrovertible Proof that There Is No God


"I Liked Horsebot 3000" and the Best Moments from Last's Night's "Community" and "Parks and Rec"


Eloquent Eloquence: We Are the 99%. Of People Who Will Murder You


Billy Crystal Set to Host Oscars! Apathy Reigns! Apathy Reigns!


Ranking Adam Sandler's 23 Films From Worst to First


The Problem with Defining "Sex"


The Most Pathetic People in America? Or the Most Gleeful?


The Top 25 Programs of the Week and the Increasing Irrelevance of Network Dramas


"A Thousand Words" Trailer: Christ, Eddie Murphy. Is There a Butthole You Can Hide In? How About Your Own?


The Crystal Clear Moment in Which Rick Perry's Presidential Candidacy Ended


The Check-Out Aisle: A Round-Up of the Latest Magazine Covers


Pajiba Storytellers: In Proxy Wars, Everybody Wins!


Storytellers: Little Sure Shot -- The Real Story Behind Annie Oakley


10 Man-Made and Natural Disasters that Would Make Awesome, Bad-Ass Backdrops for a Hollywood Disaster Movie


Pajiba Storytellers: Elizabeth Bathory: Lady Vampire and The Most Evil Woman in World History


The Rita Bennett Problem: Why Are So Many Great TV Dramas Weighed Down by Horrible, Annoying Female Characters?


25 Television Facts that NO ONE DENIES


The 70 Greatest Last Film Lines of the Modern Era


Today in Wingnuttery: "Hypocritical Bigots" Are "Bullying" Brett Ratner for Anti-Gay Slur


The Goon Trailer and Why Can't Kevin Smith Hang on to a Muse?


In This Week's 10 Best TV Episodes Bobbum Man and Black Hitler Fight to THE PAIN


Michael Fassbender Naked


Hollywood's 10 Most Overpaid Actors


It's a Charlie Day Day on "Saturday Night Live"


The Most Rewatchable Films, the Best Shows of the Fall, and the Worst Film Performances


Tina Fey Shows Us Her Hooters


Where I Affably Castigate and Compliment Various Commenters for Various Reasons


"The Office" -- "Doomsday is Coming" : You're the Deuce I Never Want To Drop.


"Parks and Recreation" -- "End of the World": All Will Be Well


"Community" -- "Advanced Gay": I'm Going to Eat Spaceman Paninis with Black Hitler


Tower Heist Review: What Have You Done for Me Lately, Eddie?


Eloquent Eloquence: I Like to Get Naked, Too, But That Doesn't Make Me Funnier than Donald Glover


A Simple Test To Determine if Someone is an "Actor" or a "Movie Star"


5 Actors I Want to See Succeed No Matter How Much the Rest of the World's Cynics Despise Them


The 30 Most Rewatchable Movies of the Modern Era


Alison Brie and Her Low-Hanging Boobs


Can First-Date Sex Lead to a Satisfying Relationship?


STEAKTANIC: Revisiting the Best Bits of Last Night's "Happy Endings"


The 10 Funniest TV Ads of 2011


The New 21 Jump Street Trailer Is About As Funny as Richard Greico Looks


A Telling Statistic: 49 Percent of Republicans Don't Know What GOP Stands For


TotalFilm's 50 Worst Film Performances


Conservative Wingnut Believes Boone from "Lost" Is a Terrorist Threat to Humanity


Which of These 5 Actresses Is Best Suited to Play a Porn-Star with a Bottomless Gullet?


The Gays! They're Destroying America! Look at this (Adorable, Heartwarming) Filth!


World's Least Talented Fake News Anchor Attempts to Break Will Ferrell's Glass Case of Emotion


The 2012 Oscar Nominations


The 5 Worst TV Ads in America


Pearl Jam Twenty Review: Review: Sittin' Butt Naked on a Porcupine Made of Concrete


Oh, Give It Up, Jim Levenstein. You Will NEVER Be Marshall Eriksen


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "The Age of Reason": When That Shark Bites with His Teeth Dear, Scarlet Billows, They Begin to Spread


Melissa McCarthy as Divine Is Both Amazing and Terrifying


Ranking, from Worst to First, The 30 Best Muppets


"Community" Pays Tribute to Classic Comedies in EW Photoshoot


The 5 Best and Worst New TV Shows of the Fall Season


The 100 Greatest Horror Movie Quotes of All Time


You're the Best Grandma Ever Grandma Jwow and The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week


5 Unintentionally Horrifying Movies to Scare the Bejesus Out of You This Halloween


Macabre Mr. Maximus' 3rd Annual Guide to The Best & Worst Halloween Candy


Poor Victimized Conservatives Argue that Comedy is Politically Biased


October on DVD: 15 Releases Ranked from Best to Worst


The Best Selling DVDs of 2011


Princess Bride Mindhole Blowers, Pop-Culture Pumpkins, and Some Woman Named Courtney Stodden


The Gays Are Taking Over Our TV Sets! Hide Your Kids! Hide Your Wives! Hide Your Ear Hair Trimmers!


The Rum Diary Review: A Meek Voice of Celluloid and Muted Rage


In Time Review: The Right Idea for the Time, the Wrong Movie for the Ages


"I'm Fine, B*tch. I'm Fine," and the Rest of the Best Moments from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Eloquent Eloquence: In Pajibaville They Say, That the Ladies' Ovaries Grew Threw Sizes That Day


The Pajiba 10: 1982 (The Year of the Mullet) Edition


The 50 Most Successful Box Office Stars of All Time in North America


Exploring the Hymen: The Virginity Question Revisited


A GIFtastic Recap of Last Night's Fantastic "Happy Endings" Halloween Episode


The Full Lisbeth Salander Photoshoot Collection


I Know You Don't Care for Tom Cruise, and But You HAVE to Admire the Man's Determination


First Look: The Farrelly Brothers' Three Stooges Look Aghast Upon the World's Indifference


My 10 Favorite Halloween-Themed TV Episodes


The Most Inspired Pop-Culture Pumpkin Carvings


One Look at Henry Cavill as Superman and Ryan Reynolds Gave Up On Life


Kino with Umlauts - In Celebration of Austrian Film


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Gimcrack and Bunkum": I Know It was You, Eli. You Broke My Heart


Which of These Five Hollywood Subjects Sold Out the Hardest?


The Super Hot Women of those Old Timey Westerns


"If I Sh*t Myself, Nobody Says a Word. Got It?" The 10 Best TV Episodes of the Week


The ABC Sitcom "Man Up" and Its Thematic Relationship to the Brutal Murder of a Gay Man


"Boss" Review: One Blue, Hairy Motherf**king Beast of a Show


Which Would You Rather See: A Joss Whedon Shakespeare Film or a Metallica 3D Movie?


The 20 Highest Grossing Prequels of All Time


Manly Men and Awesome Not-So-Manly Men, Guilty Pleasures, and Carla Gugino


Paranormal Activity 3 Review: Only a Pants-Wetting Ninny Would Fall for It a Third Time (P.S. I'm a Pants-Wetting Ninny)


The 10 Best Reverse 80's Remakes and the Winner of the Pajiba T-Shirt


This Week's Eloquent Eloquence Asks: Is Appliance Intercourse Considered Sodomy?


Martha Marcy May Marlene Review | Like "Full House," Only Uncle Joey Sleeps with the Kids


"Yes, I Want a Whisker Basket." The Best Moments from "Up All Night," "Suburgatory," "Modern Family," and "Happy Endings"


Come Up with the Best Reverse 80's Remake. Win a Pajiba T-Shirt


Do Oral Contraceptives Affect Your Taste in Men?


The 20 Best Posthumously Released Films


Confusing Your Libido: Terrifying or Sexy? (Zombie Edition)


5 TV Characters That Prove You Don't Have to Be "Manly" to Be an Awesome Man


For the Nerds: The Literary Dalek Game (with Illustrations)


Trespass Review: The One Where Nic Cage and Nicole Kidman Shout


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "What Does The Bee Do?" -- Margaret Schroeder Joins the One Percent


Three More Reasons You Picked the Wrong Day to Stop Sniffing Glue


Abed's Ultra Grin and The 10 Best Episodes of the Week


The 10 Most Profitable 80's Remakes


Highlights from "Saturday Night Live": Ummm, "Weekend Update" Was Pretty Good


TV Title Sequences, Actors Who Left their Castmates in the Dust, Baby Bumps and Crappy Films


The 60 Coolest TV Show Title Sequences of All Time


The Big Year Review


On the Occupy Wall Street Movement, the Death Rattle of the Old Media, and America's Economic Disparity


"Clearly You Don't Understand Anything about Defeating Trolls" and the Best Lines from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Images from the Set of Man of Steel: Uh Oh, Superman's Crying


Eloquent Eloquence: Just Remember, I Love You Where You Tingle the Hardest


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"Without the P We're Just T&A" and the Best Lines from Wednesday Night's Comedies


How the Ratings of the 10 Best "Canceled ... Too Soon" TV Shows Stack Up Against This Season's Bottom-Rated Shows


"Last Man Standing" Review: So I Married a Comedy Murderer


The Avengers' Character Action Shots: Whedons' Badassery Reduced To Its Essence


Fun with Penis Confusion: Comparing Alison Brie's Cleavage to Joel McHale's Buttcrack


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "A Dangerous Maid": Careful of the Late-Term Abortion Staircase


Who Killed the Graphic Designer? Revisiting a Strange Trend in the Movie Posters of 1985


"Bang Bang, What's the Hang?" The 10 Best Television Episodes of the Week


Netflix Pulls a Mitt Romney, Flip Flops on Qwikster


The 20 Most Successful Robot/Cyborg Movies of All Time


Highlights from Last Night's "Saturday Night Live": Zoolander Underwhelms


Despised TV Shows, Things that Might Make You Sh*t Your Pants, and Actors Slumming It


Real Steel Review: Shawn Levy Answers This Question: Is It Possible to F*ck Up a Boxing Movie?


"Is She Gonna Powder Her Vagina?" and the Best Lines from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Eloquent Eloquence: When did Mark Ruffalo become The Most Interesting Man in the World?


Which Of These Fake Arrested Development Movie Posters Float Your Banana Stand the Most?


The Science Behind Broken Penises


"American Horror Story" Review


"You Just Murdered Joy" and the Rest of the Best Lines from Wednesday Night's Television Comedies


Based Only on the Images, Which Looks Better: Snow White and the Huntsmen or Tarsem Singh's Snow White


The 5 Most Despised Shows on Television


All Those Network TV Shows that You Barely Know Exist? Yeah, Those are the Most Popular Ones


While an Building Ignites Behind Her, Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow Quietly Passes Gas


Poor Man's ... (Television Edition)


"Vienna: The Series": The Walking, Talking, Scheming, and F*cking that Preceded Waterloo


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Ourselves Alone": "Beware the Day They Change Their Mind"


The 10 Best Television Episodes of the Week: "What? Oh Now a Brother Can't Twirl?"


Science Determines the 10 Catchiest Songs of All Time. Also, Science is Sexist


"Doctor Who" -- "The Wedding Of River Song": The Doctor Lies (And Cheats)


"Dexter" -- "Moving Forward": How Does Hammer Time Differ from Regular Time?


The 20 Most Successful Christian-Themed Films of All Time


Netflix's 10 Most Popular Rentals of All Time Reveals White, Joyless Thirty-Something Subscriber Base


What's Your Number? Review: Maybe Anna Faris Actually Is As Bad as the Movies in Which She Stars


Mitch Hurwitz Has Cried Wolf So Many Times that Even the Wolf Is Telling Him to Shut the F*ck Up


Highlights from Last Night's "Saturday Night Live": Melissa McCarthy Delivers the First Great Episode of the Season


Friends, Romans, Countrymen: Lend Me a Joke


The Weekly Murdertank: The Brutal Footloose Remake, Adorable Goddamn Couples, and James Spader is Your Lesbian Aunt


The "Fetch" Effect: 8 Actors that Hollywood Has Tried, and Failed, to Make Happen


"Everybody Pants Now!" and the Other Best Lines from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies


Tucker & Dale vs. Evil Review


Eloquent Eloquence: Christina Hendricks Bacon Whiskey Baby Ninja Star


Pajiba Dirty Talk: A Kiss is Just a Kiss


The Best New Comedy of the Season, "Suburgatory" Doesn't Just Satirize Suburbia, It Humanizes It


"Luther" Season 2 Review: Can You At Least Give Us Time to Change our Underwear Before We Sh*t our Pants Again?


By the Numbers: "Mike and Molly" Revisited


Five Soundtrack Scores Commonly Recycled in Another Film's Trailers


How Will We F*cking Miss Them If We've Already Forgotten About Them? 20 Actors We Don't See Nearly Enough Of


If You Were Given One Musical Montage In Your Life, What Would You Do with It?


Using Negative Associations to Drive a Wedge Between You and Your Love of Puppies


"Doctor Who" -- "Closing Time": Stormageddon & The Power Of Love vs. The Cybermen


"Boardwalk Empire" -- "Dirty Laundy": And the Dong Was Left on the Cruel Shore Gazing, Gazing for Evermore


All Your Favorite Shows May Be Cancelled


This Week's TV Power Rankings are Subtitled: Annie's Boobs. After Annie's Boobs.


"A Gifted Man" Review: Decent Show, but It's a Shame about Its Premise


The 10 Biggest Opening Weekends for a Baseball Movie and The Poor Man's Dane Cook


Highlight's from Last Night's Season Premiere of "Saturday Night Live"


The Weekly Murdertank: Not Every Mustache is Worth a Ride, Taylor Llamautner, and Shove It Up Your Butt


"Charlie's Angels" Review: Welcome to ABC's Thursday Night Slack-Jawed TV!


"Shove It Up Your Butt" and the Other 10 Best Lines from NBC's Thursday Night Lineup


Abduction Movie Review


Eloquent Eloquence: Where Barbershop Quartet Meets '50's Federal Prison Rapist


You Can Tentatively Add "Big Miracle" to the List of Bad Movies with Great Casts


In the Childish Name-Calling Twitter Fight Between Alec Baldwin and Michelle Malkin, Anne Coulter Finds a Way to Lose


Great Cast! Terrible Movie! 10 Awful Movies Despite the Awesome Talent Involved


Annie Edison May Be Pillow-Biting Sexy, But In No Universe is She Funnier than Jeff Winger


J.D. and Brown Bear Bring their "Scrubs" Man Love to Twitter in Response to the Repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"


"Unforgettable" Review: Exactly what TV Needs: Another Boring Goddamn Procedural


Strange Photographic Evidence that Taylor "The Llama" Lautner's Head Swivel Leans to the Left


The Long and Assy History of Between-the-Legs Movie Posters


Celebrities in Cowboy Hats: Who Fills Out All 10 Gallons?


Actors We Love in TV Sitcoms that Suck


"2 Broke Girls" Review


Pajiba Love Racist Edition: Jews Your Words Carefully Because You'll Never Be as Good as those Little Asians


The Return of the Weekly Power Rankings: The 10 Best Television Episodes of the Week


"Doctor Who" -- "The God Complex": The Perils Of Faith...and Clowns


The Typical (Read: Dumb) Audience Members' 23 Favorite Movies of 2011


Jon Stewart May Be a Giant Dick, But President Obama is the One with the Nice Ass


How the "New" New Netflix Changes Will Affect Most of You (Hint: Probably Not that Much)


The 28 Most Dominating Emmy Winners of All Time


How THE LION KING Stacked Up Against 20 Other Re-Released Classics and the Vast Critic/Audience Divide on DRIVE


The 2011 Emmy Award Winners


The 2011 Emmy Award Wish List


Disappearing TV Characters, Actors Turned Musicians, Musicians Turned Actors, and the Sexy Psychopaths that Murder Them


I Don't Know How She Does It Review: Take Your List of First World Problems and F*cking Choke On It


Oh, Tom Brady: Your Pretty Mouth Was Never Meant for Speaking


Time Out London Ranks the 100 Best Comedies of All Time and They're Doing It Wrong!


Eloquent Eloquence: George Lucas Gives His Fans the Finger


How Fatherhood Turns Men Into Ninnies


12 Cases of The Unexplained, Disappearing TV Character


Sarah Michelle Gellar's "Ringer" is as Vacant as Her Eyes


"Up All Night" Review: Applegate and Arnett are Great; Rudolph Takes Another Sh*t in the Street


No, F*ck You: 15 of Pop Culture's Best Animated Middle Fingers


The 10 Wealthiest Entertainers List Provides the Perfect Tea Party Argument for Raising Taxes on the Rich


We Bought a Zoo Trailer: Cameron Crowe and Matt Damon Give You Their Hearts. Hold the Pen


Christian Bale's 9 Least Aesthetically Pleasing Characters


Predicting How Many Episodes the Network TV's New Fall Shows Will Last


The 10 Worst Happy Madison Films


Here's How "Entourage" Ended for the Lucky Ones Who Quit Watching After Season 4


"Doctor Who" -- "The Girl Who Waited": The Double Life Of Amy Pond


Congratulations, Bucky Larson: You've Just Entered the IMDb Bottom 100


This Weekend, A Film You've Never Heard of Involving Incest and Monster Rape Had One of the Worst Openings of All Time


Pulling a Gwyneth, Preposterous Pairings, Hipster Displeasure, Bombs and Bucky Larson


20 Things I Saw While Watching BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR That I Will Never Be Able to Unsee


Eloquent Eloquence: Death By A Thousand Sporks


Dreamboat Anti-Semitic Mel Gibson Dons Yarmulke, Makes Film about Jewish Hero. What Could Go Wrong?


Warrior Review: Two "Rocky" Movies for the Price of One


5 Lead Actors that Should Pull a Gwyneth


The Cast of "Sons of Anarchy" All Cleaned Up


Grateful Odes To The NFL's Return


Which of These 11 Films Would You Probably Ignore Based on their Movie Posters Alone?


25 Pop-Culture Facts that No One Denies


"Sons of Anarchy" -- "Out": Finding the Balance between Might and Right


The Genetics of Female Orgasms


"Doctor Who" -- "Night Terrors": Reliably Creepy Doll Faces


The Ten Biggest Box Office Hits and 5 Biggest Bombs of the Summer


Dance, MotherF**cker, Dance: Pop Culture's 20 Greatest Dancing GIFs


The 7 Best Films of the Summer (2011)


The Weekly Murdertank: Summer Movies, Those Guys, Helen Mirren and Lightweight Female Action Heroes


Shark Night 3D Review: An Open Letter to a Director Who Has Had His Testicles Removed


In the Very First Sentence of this Review, I'm Going to Spoil the Ever-Living Sh*t Out of Apollo 18


The Debt Review: An Espionage Thriller in Three Acts, But You Can Skip the First Two


The Greatest List of 100 Completely Random Movie Titles Ever Compiled in the History of Mankind


There Have Been Only Five (5) Successful Film to TV Series Adapations. Ever. NO ONE IS DENYING THIS.


Batting for Both Teams: What's the Deal with Bisexuals, Right?


Red State Review | Kevin Smith Vs. The World, Critics, and His Big Fat Mouth


Ranking the Impossible: The 5 Best Sorkin Characters


Apparently, There Are No Other 28-Year-Old Brunettes in Hollywood Because Anne Hathaway Continues to Get ALL the Roles


Hey! It's that Woman from that Show! You Know the One. Her. Yeah! Her!


Yesterday's 6 Dullest News Items Presented in the Dullest Way Imaginable


Based Only on Photos, How Many of the 12 New "Dancing with the 'Stars'" Can You Name?


Quo Vadimus! 20 Random Reasons You Should Watch "Sports Night"


The 5 People (and Things) on Network TV I Miss the Most Right Now


The Postmortal by Drew Magary: Eternal Youth Will Mess You Up


"Doctor Who" -- "Let's Kill Hitler": The Doctor Invokes Godwin's Law


Life in a Day Review: Reducing Life to Its Banal Essence One Video Camera at a Time


Hunger Games Teaser Trailer: The Forest Looks REALLY Authentic


Paul Rudd's Supporting Cast Keeps Getting Older, But Paul Rudd Stays the Same Age


Emasculation and the Problem with the Contemporary 105-Pound Female Action Hero


The Weekly Murdertank: Everyone Wants to Be the Next Angelina Jolie but No One Wants to be the Next Jason Momoa


"Drop Dead Diva" Review: What's in a Name?


Colombiana Review: Please Line Up in a Single-File Line and Collect Your Ass Kickings


Rum Diary Trailer: Briefly, Disney Lets Johnny Depp Borrow His Own Soul


Higher Ground Review | Preacher, Keep on Preaching


The 10 Best Musical Performances of "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon"


Ranking the 13 Most Successful Victoria's Secret Models Turned Actresses


Here is My One Letter Review of the One Second Preview of the Six Second Hunger Games Clip Set to Air at the VMAs


3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy Trailer: That 3D Porn Movie Isn't Really All that Porn-y


Why Did Media Outlets Even Entertain the Idea that Jim Carrey's Love Letter to Emma Stone Wasn't a Joke?


Keanu Reeves Dominates the List of 20 Worst Accents in Film History


Pretty? Or Pretty Creepy? A Seriously Random Comment Diversion


The Solution to Lost Television Revenue Due to Piracy is Simple: Make Everything Available Immediately and Free


Compiling Armond White's Greatest (Contrarian) Hits (2007 - 2011)


Sex Talk: You Can Be Dirty without Being "Unclean"


In the First Poster the Marilyn Monroe film, "My Week with Marilyn," Michelle Williams Pops Off the Page


What You Missed Last Night While Ben Affleck Was Being the Bomb in Phantoms, Yo!


Mindhole Blowers: Mario Lopez Was Accused of Date Rape and 25 Other Facts About "Saved by the Bell" and Its Cast


The Pajiba 10: 1994 Edition


What You Missed Last Night While You Were Fantasizing about Tom Cruise in Cowboy Boots and an Open-Collared Shirt


The Rotten Tomatoes Wall of Shame: The 33 Films with Only One Positive Review


The 25 Best Remakes of the Last 25 Years, Presented Without Comment


R.I.P. Jason Momoa's Film Career: August 19, 2011 - August 21, 2011


In Honor of Apostrophe Day, Here's a Quick Look at Pop Culture's 15 Best Raised Eyebrows


What You Missed this Weekend While You Were Advancing on Tripoli


The 25 Worst Openings of All Time (Wide Release)


The Weekly Murdertank: Untapped Potential, Skinny Fat Guys, Box Office Bombs, and Hans Gruber


One Day Review: There are 6.7 Billion People on Earth, and Not a One Will Like This Movie


Conan the Barbarian Review: If a Bag of Hammers and a Box of Hair Got Married and Had a Baby


The Help Presents: The Most Powerful Villain in All of Movie History


Rise of the Planet of the Apes Review: Suck On This, Superheroes


Sam Worthington Channels James Van Der Beek's Southern Accent in the Texas Killing Fields Trailer


Burke and Hare Review: It's Time to Grow Up, John


17 Promising Actors Who Never Lived Up to Their Potential


How Much Does Economics Really Explain about Sex?


Which of These 13 New Movie Posters Would You Be LEAST Likely to Shove into the Business End of a Wood Chipper?


Trespass or The Straw Dogs Remake? Which Hostage Thriller Will You See? Let's Break It Down


Half Nelson Meets The Rainmaker: Chris Evans Displays his ACTRESSIN' Talents in the Puncture Trailer


Resident Evil or Underworld? Alice or Selene? Which Gun-Wielding Monster Destroyer Do You Prefer?


What You Missed Last Night While You Were Explaining to the Gays Why They Can't Have Hugh Jackman


Nine Feel-Good Documentaries to Lift Your Spirits after the Devastating Dear Zachary


Harry Hanrahan's Wall-E: The Cannibal Years Trailer


Daniel Radcliffe Is About to Introduce Pediophobia to a New Generation of Teenagers


"The Hour" Review: It's Not Exactly "Mad Men." In Fact, It May Be Better


The 20 Biggest Word-of-Mouth Bombs and the Insignificance of Twitter on Box-Office Success


This Movie Opened in the Summer of 2004 and Featured Jane Lynch and Steve Carell. Can You Name It?


What You Missed Last Night While You Were Fantasizing About Christina Hendricks in Wonder Woman Underoos


It's Midnight on the East Coast. Here are 10 Serene Cinematic Images to Help You Sleep Peacefully Tonight


The Ten Top 10 Lists that Should Always Include Almost Famous


The Whistleblower Review: Decent Film, Gut-Wrenching Story


What You Missed Last Night While You Were Staring into the Abyss of Michele Bachmann's Rage Eyes


I Appreciate Your Selfish Health and Vanity Concerns, Bro. But We Want the Fat Guy Back


The 25 Biggest Box Office Bombs of All Time Adjusted for Inflation


Pictured in the Background: The Splattered Remains of Lindsay Lohan's Career


The 9 Most Devastatingly Sad Documentaries of All Time


Which of These Fantastic Fan-Made Minimalist Movie Posters Would You Actually Shell Out $150 to Have Framed?


The 10 Films with the Hardest PG-13 Rating


Here's What You Missed this Weekend While You Were Drunk Dialing Your Ex


Dancing GIFs, Racism in The Help, Celebrity F*ck Ups, and the Brief De-Objectification of the Action-Movie Actress


5nal Destination 3D Review: Death: It Will Kill You. Every. F*cking. Time


Taylor Lautner Stars In .... "That Movie with the Guy from Twilight In It"


Bangkok Knockout Review: Everything But the Kitchen Sink


Cinema's 12 Greatest Albino or Albino-Like Characters


Senna Review: You'll Never Watch This Documentary. But If You Did, I Guarantee You'd Appreciate It


Pajiba Dirty Talk: The Erotic Brain


Aaaaaah Freak Out! The Best Fictional Ways to Say Goodbye to Your Job


Based on these New Images Alone, Which Film Would You Be More Likely to See?


Nothing Tastes as Good as a Colonic Feels: The Week in Creepy Ad Campaigns


Fun with GIFs in the Land of Nod: The Many Interpretations of the Head Nod


5 Real-Life Images Somehow More Unflattering than the Contagion Character Posters


New to Instant Netflix: Peter Jackson's Best Film to Date: Heavenly Creatures


Catwoman: Ears or No Ears? The Nerdiest Debate in Internet History?


Can You Identify the Excrement in this Photo? No. Look Again. It's on the Left


The 5 Shows that Deserve to Be Mentioned as Spiritual Successor to "The Wire"


The 20 Biggest Box Office Hits Based on an Original Property Developed for the Screen


The 1990s and the Brief De-Objectification of the Action-Movie Actress


"True Blood," "Cold Grey Light of Dawn" -- The Sun!


The Teen Choice Awards and How Today's Teenagers Really Aren't That Much Dumber than Teenagers in 1992


The Slow Rise and Precipitous Fall of Ryan Reynolds' Career


The Weekly Murdertank: Dismissive Pricks, Nazis, Female Empowerment, Man-Do's and Stark Week


First Look: Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in The Dark Knight Rises -- It's Like TRON without the Lights


If I Were Casting a World War II Film, These are the First Five Men I'd Audition for the Evil Nazi Soldiers


"A Horrible Way to Die" Review: High Concept, Low Value


"The Sitter" Trailer: New Hollywood Myth: Profanity Magically Transforms Something Unfunny into Something Funny


"Coyote Ugly" Review: Subverting the Dominant Paradigm


18 Long-Delayed Films and What History Says About the Box-Office Prospects of Cabin in the Woods, Tucker and Dale, and Margaret


Do You Love the New Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Trailer Because It's Great? Or Because You Think You Should Love It?


Matt Damon's 5 Best Unscripted Political Moments


Male Sex Buyers and Their Disturbing Attitudes about the Rights of Prostitutes


Can You Match the Plot Description to the Jason Statham Movie? (The Answer is 'No')


Sheeeeeeeeeeit: When Political Art Resembles Political Life


I Hereby Give You the Raciest Promo Ad in the History of CBS


Laurence Fishburne Cast in Man of Steel; Will Play Guy Who Beats Down Zack Snyder Whenever He Gets the Urge to Use a Slo-Mo Sequence


The 15 Most Mind-Numbingly Banal Things We Learned About the Cast of The Change-Up from the Junket Press


"Go Get 'Em Lantern!" This Profanity-Fueled "Change-Up" Promo is Almost Guaranteed to Be Better than the Film


The Word that Turned the Entire Internet Into Sneering Dismissive Pr*cks


The 10 Best Philip K. Dick Movies that Aren't Actually Philip K. Dick Movies


Rumors of a "Say Anything" Sequel and a "Friday Night Lights" Sequel-Movie Are Greatly Exaggerated


If You've Ever Been in an On-Again, Off-Again Relationship, Please to Enjoy the Devastation of the Trailer for Like Crazy


Seconds After Taking the Picture for this DRIVE Poster, the Camera Retired to Its Bunk and Exposed Itself


The 7 Most Promising Movies of the Fall Based only on the Trailers


Twenty of the 66 Best Movie Taglines of the Last 30 Years


Two Truths and a Lie: Can You Identify Which of these 3 News Stories is the Lie? (NSFW)


"True Blood" -- "I Wish I Was the Moon": Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered


Introducing Fat Mac and a Very Special Season of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"


Good Neighbors Review: Never Get Between a Woman and Her Kitty


Movie Poster Airbrush Mystery: Is That Nicole Kidman or Naomi Watts?


Note to Hollywood: Stop Blending the Western Genre with Other Genres; It Doesn't Work


Crazy, Stupid, Love Review: Still Searching for that Dare to Be Great Romantic Comedy


"Entourage" Season Eight: The Lost Boys


Ranking the 25 "Best" Films of All Time: A List Without Comment


The Future Review | I Can't Decide Whether to Fall in Love or Yack Talking Kittens


The 11 Most Commercially Successful Directors You've NEVER Heard Of


Will "Tower Heist" Be the First Funny Live-Action Movie that Eddie Murphy Has Made in 13 Years?


This Image from The Hunger Games Represents the Consummation of Human Evolution and Carries with It a Solemn Assertion that Attainment to this Final Stage in this Stupendous Evolution is not Only Necessary but Inevitable


How Your Opinion on Kevin Smith's Red State Does Not Make You a Good or a Bad Person


The Champ May Have the Saddest Scene in Film, But It Pales to the Saddest Scene on TV


Ten Once Formidable $100 Million Directors Who Are Now Scraping the Bottom of the Has-Been Barrel


Battleship Trailer: It's Just Like the Game! Only with Aliens and Brain Damage!


Remember When I Predicted the Entire Plot of "New Year's Day" Based Only on the Cast? Here's the Trailer. How'd I Do?


Pearl Jam Twenty Trailer: It's Like Reducing the Last Two Decades of Your Life to One Go**damn Two-Minute Song


Where I Slap You Upside the Head with Gorgeous New Looks of Really Pretty People in Movies that Look Really Great


Two New Reasons that Have Nothing to Do with Gratuitous Lesbian Bondage to Watch NBC's "Community"


This Day in Terrible Idea History: Remaking Not One, but TWO Bonnie and Clyde Movies for Generation LOL


Exclusive: Jason Bateman Lands the Lead in Rawson Marshall Thurber's Stoner Comedy, WE'RE THE MILLERS


The Margin Call Trailer, or How I Engage in a Little Self-Indulgent Humblebragging About Regrets and the Lack Therof


The Best Selling Movie Soundtracks of All Time | A Quickie SRL


Larry David's Anti-Semitic Hate F*ck Briefly Redeems This Terrible Season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm"


What Do You Get When You Cross Emu with Satan? First Look at Bradley Cooper as Lucifer


Ranking the 10 New DVD Films Released in July


"True Blood" -- "Me and the Devil": "You Are Damned." "She Can Redeem Me."


Is the Superhero Movie Dying?


The Weekly Murdertank: Bangable Celebrity Edition


The Rent Is Too Damn High: The Crushing Defeat and the Overpowering Glory of Comic-Con


Friends with Benefits Review: It's Like that Other Movie, Only It's Really F*cking Good


Captain America: The First Avenger is Comfortable and Undemanding, Like Sex without Any of the Sexiness


"I Heard You Eat Gator": CMT's "Sweet Home Alabama"


Chop Review: Like a Drive from Quebec City to Toronto


John Cusack's The Raven: Now THAT is a Movie Poster


Drive Trailer: A Trailer So Good that I've Run Out of Places to Get It Pregnant


"Alphas" Review: "The X-Men" Crossed with "Heroes" Sounds Great, Right? Not So Much


The Amazing Spider-man Teaser Poster: Quick! Somebody Overanalyze It and Tell Us What It Means


Paranormal Activity 3 Trailer: More of the Same, But That's Not Such a Bad Thing


Christopher Eccleston Craps on the "Senior People" Behind "Doctor Who"


8 Chain Restaurant Menu Items that Put Ron Swanson's Meat Tornado to Shame


Tired of All Those Metrosexual Superheroes? Conan the Barbarian Has Arrived. Come Getcha Some, Funboys


Former Harvard President, Larry Summers, on the Winklevoss Twins: They Are "A**holes"


The New Avengers Teaser Poster is Way Shiny


Ranking the 25 Best "Bad" Movies of All Time


MTV's "Awkward" Review: God, It Must Suck to be a Teenager In Generation Click


Does the Size of Your Penis Affect the Frequency of STIs?


The Amazing Spider-Man Teaser: I Had Reservations Until I Found Out C. Thomas Howell Was in this Bitch


The 5th Annual Pajiba Ten: The 10 Most Bangable Celebrities on the Planet


The End is Nigh: Two and a Half Men is Set to Return


Actually, As Long As There Are Apocalyptic Horseman Around, Would They Mind Doing a Little Trampling?


Ranking the 5 Dumbest Categories of People on the Internet


The Hunger Games Is Getting a Nice Head Start on Annoying Us with This Motion Poster


Which Harry Potter Actor Holds the Award for Most Improved on the Hotness Scale?


Who Is the Flakiest Director in Hollywood?


Why Do Movie Posters for Straight-to-VOD Movies Suck So Hard?


"Shadow Line," the Phone Hacking Scandal, and Why Is the UK So Glum?


What Was the First Movie You Saw in a Movie Theater?


The Official Dark Knight Rises Teaser Trailer


"True Blood" -- "I'm Alive and on Fire": "You Done Drew Your Last Free Breath"


Akira Retrospective: "There is No Final One; Revolutions are Infinite."


The 10 Biggest Opening Weekends of All Time


John Carter of Mars Trailer: If Taylor Kitsch's Abs Could Talk, They'd Tell His Mouth to Shut Up


Here are 11 Quickie News Stories: Count the Number that Upset You


Sad About the "Community" Snubs? This Should Cheer You Up


Ranking the 25 Best TV Shows Never Nominated for a Best Series' Emmy


Hugo Trailer: Martin Scorsese Makes a Spielberg Movie. But Why? What's Going On Here?!


Three New Looks at The Adventures of Spider-man: Eduardo Saverin is Ripped


10 Signature Evil Dead Trilogy Lines as Re-Written by Diablo Cody


The 2011 Emmy Award Nominations


Looking Fondly Back On a Decade of Potter


First Look: Kili and Fili from The Hobbit: Doesn't the One On the Right Look Like Seth Green?


The Latest Sex Study Finds that Dudes Like to Cuddle While Women Like Lots of Sex


The 10 Most Common Responses to Top 10 Lists


James Franco on the Failure of Your Highness and the Expected Failure of Rise of the Planet of the Apes


Day 3: The Dark Knight Rises Teaser Fever Hits Its Ridiculous Peak


The Supercut Just Got Filthy: Cinema's Dirtiest Dirty Talk


Please Don't Make Me Write This: An Evil Dead Reboot Is in the Works


Sherlock Holmes 2 Trailer: For Such a Pretty Man, Robert Downey, Jr. Does Not an Attractive Woman Make


How Many of Last Week's Top 50 TV Shows Did You Watch?


Jonathan Levine's 50/50 Movie Poster


"Torchwood: Miracle Day" Review: Gwen Cooper Is No Longer the Most Irritating Member of the Cast


Based on the 8 Harry Potter Movie Posters, Can You Tell What Year The Leads Hit Puberty?


All the Other Muppets Will Die; You Can Save Only One. Who Will It Be? The Muppets International Poster


Ranking Today's 25 Most Successful Comedy Actors By Winning Percentage


Hungry For Something Different: "True Blood" S4:E3, "If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin'?"


The 10 Highest Grossing Dark Comedies of All Time


Did Zemeckis Put a Mo-Cap in Spielberg's Ass? The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn Trailer


Here's Your 7-Minute Ron Swanson Meat Tornado; Try Not To Choke On the Bones


The Ledge Review | For God's Sake, Just Jump Already


The Weekly Murdertank: Unlovable Love Interests, Jennifer Aniston, Casey Anthony, and Those Horrible Bosses


Zookeeper Review: Describing the Final Moments Before I Blacked Out


Jack and Jill Trailer: Katie Holmes Has Found Something More Indignified than Marriage to Tom Cruise


This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things: Mildly Annoying Ad Provokes Outcry of Reverse Racism


Sarah Palin Shows Hers: It's Real, and It's Spectacular


"We're Gonna Go America All Over Their Asses!" Charlie Day's 20 Best Quotes from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"


Dr. StrangeGlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Lockouts: ESPN's 30 for 30


In the Final Harry Potter Cast Photo, Emma Watson Looks Like the Pretty Girl that Showed Up to Nerd Prom


3 Bizarre Examples of Digitally Inserting Movie Ads into "How I Met Your Mother" Reruns


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The Weekly Power Rankings, Fizbo the Clown Edition: Ranking the 10 Best Television Episodes of the Week


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RuPaul's "Drag Race" | You Had Me at "Hallelu": On Sequins and Sexuality


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The Mechanic Review | Listless Bad Assery


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Miss Representation Review | The Sexual Trivialization of Women in the Media


The 2011 Academy Award Nominations


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The Ten Films of 2010 That That Made a Sh*tton More Money Than They Ever Deserved To


Nothing Says Delicious Chocolaty Goodness Like AIDS | With Proven Weight Loss Results


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