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From last week, the much talked about Colbert interview with Jane Fonda. (The Insider) And speaking of Fonda, what's this about her doing a porn flick? (Agent Bedhead)
And here's a very cool glimpse of Colbert out of character. (College Humor)
Sarah Silverman is on the cover of Maxim this month. Why, Sarah? Why? It hurts my soul. (Yeeeah!)
Ah -- the magic of CGI. (Junkiness)
Mike White. Monkeys. Filial affection. Snow snakes? What the fuck? (The Reeler)
For fans of the book-publishing biz, check out the Times article on the making of a bestseller. (NYTimes)
You know how guys sometimes torture the ones they love. Todd -- are you secretly in love with Kelly Clarkson? (ILDYITW)
A warning to teachers out there -- don't show your class Brokeback Mountain. It might cost your school $500,000. (QuizLaw)
Georgia Rule lights up the box office over the weekend. (Celebslam)
The best (no, seriously -- the best) 911 call you will ever hear in your life is after the jump. Sample line: "I think we're dead. I really do."
Comments
Sarah Silverman always struck me as one of those women who desperately, desperately needs affirmation that she's cute.
Why one would seek such affirmation from Jimmy Kimmel, I don't know.
Posted by: Samantha T at May 14, 2007 3:44 PM
OMG...I didn't think I could love this site more, but that 911 call was made by a local police officer in Toledo, OH. My mother told me about it last week. Naturally, he lost his job.
Posted by: Daisy at May 14, 2007 4:55 PM
You didn't mention the best part about the video...the guy making the call was a cop who had stolen the weed from people he had busted.
Posted by: Matt at May 14, 2007 5:08 PM
"Time is going by really really, really, really slowly."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
Posted by: Vermillion at May 14, 2007 5:09 PM
Dearborn, MI...not Ohio
Posted by: Matt at May 14, 2007 5:09 PM
I'm sorry....I couldn't get through that 911 call. Once I heard, "I think we're dead. I really do." - as I thought Dustin was kidding, no less - I couldn't take it anymore. I was done. I mean, "tears streaming down my cheeks, holding my side, can't breathe, getting a headache from laughing so hard" kind of done. And Matt's tidbit sent me into another tailspin.
As for Sarah Silverman, I agree with Samantha T.
Posted by: Daphne at May 14, 2007 6:11 PM
What's the score in the Red Wings game?
Duuuude. Hilarious
Posted by: Brian at May 14, 2007 7:49 PM
Sarah Silverman always struck me as one of those women who desperately, desperately needs affirmation that she's cute.
I KNOW! Why does she act like she doesn't know she's pretty?
Posted by: Ciji at May 14, 2007 7:55 PM
Heh - anyone can tell that the dispatcher is just dicking with this guy - I would hope that someone that calls 911 for real isn't quizzed about their dessert.
Posted by: Clevegal42 at May 14, 2007 9:24 PM
ahh...im not sure i like that colbert explains the whole joke to his guests before they go on. i always thought it was sort of "they should know before they agree to appear" kind of thing...he's still hilarious, though.
Posted by: jordan at May 15, 2007 2:18 AM
*listens to 911 call*
...the retarded, it burns. XD
A funny telemarketer call:
http://joshualowry.vox.com/library/audio/6a00c225203796f21900c2252ab8c18e1d.html
Posted by: fivestarloony at May 15, 2007 6:22 AM
I KNOW! Why does she act like she doesn't know she's pretty?
Maybe she feels like acknowledging her attractiveness would make her seem like a narcissist.
Posted by: Jen at May 15, 2007 11:50 AM
the link doent take me to the 911 call... hmm anyone anna post an alternate link? thanks
Posted by: max at May 15, 2007 1:23 PM
