garbcolinpresbb.jpg

Day 13: The Hump Point Hump-Post -- What Pairs Should Have Ended Up Together? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'

By Courtney Enlow | Love Actually | December 13, 2016 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Love Actually | December 13, 2016 |


garbcolinpresbb.jpg

We’re past the midway point and on the downslope of this experiment in human suffering. So in honor of being over the hump, let’s get under some humps. HA. I THINK THAT WAS FUNNY. I DON’T KNOW. I STOPPED FEELING AROUND DAY 4. OK COOL. LET’S MAKE IMAGINARY PEOPLE HAVE SEXFUCK NOW.

I think we can all agree the movie made some unfortunate decisions in all areas. Like Laura Linney and Hot Karl, or keeping Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman together.

choices.gif

But we armchair screenwriters could obviously put together some far more suitable pairings. SO LET’S DO THAT. In something I’ve been holding on to as an in-case-of-emergency post (and with a tiny human at home with me who’s had a 102 fever for two days and no sleep for either of us, this classifies as an emergency), it’s FAN FIC TIME!



Take to the comments and put together your preferred pairings (or threeings or fourings—let that freak flag fly). Pairings such as:

Garbage Colin and President Billy Bob

garbcolinpresbb.jpg

Andrew Lincoln and his sweater

loveactuallysweater.gif

Laura Linney, Hot Karl, and a robot Laura Linney to answer phones while the other two bang, because the robot uprising has taken so much in this movie, THEY CAN GIVE US THIS ONE THING.

ataleoftwolinneys.jpg

Your turn! Go to town you sickos.



Get entertainment, celebrity and politics updates via Facebook or Twitter. Buy Pajiba merch at the Pajiba Store.

Beware The Self-Righteous Media When They Speak Of 'Fake News' | 'Timeless' Star Matt Lanter Shares His Powerful Story of Triumph Living with a Girly Dog



Bigots, Trolls & MRAs Are Not Welcome in the Comments


The Pajiba Store


petr-store-pajiba.png


































Privacy Policy
advertise