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Hollywood's He-Man Woman-Haters: Seven Stars Whose Careers and Misogyny Aligned with Dismayingly Varied Results


12 Ways to Make a Mr. Show Fan's Dream Come True with AMC's Better Call Saul Spin-Off


A Comedy of Horrors: 15 of the Best Recut Movie Trailers on YouTube


Race-and-Gender Bending Pop Culture Icons: Nightmare Fuel for Hate-filled Nerds


Norwegian Television is Better Than Ours: Ylvis' "The Fox" Answers an Age-Old Question


Heisenberg Say React: Three Ways Hank and Marie Reacting to Things is the New Angry Hitler Meme?


Move Over Manos, Tata Troll 2 and Sayonara Sharknado: 25 Reasons Why Miami Connection is the Real Best Worst Movie Ever


An Open Letter to Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glover re: His Decision to Graduate Early from "Community" College


15 Cinematic Sevenths; Or, Five 7s that JJ Abrams’ Star Wars VII Should Emulate, and 10 Sevens that It Should Not


Would You Rather A) Watch Would Your Rather or B) Live It?


Is This Real Life? Meta-Dream Casting Arrested Development: The Movie in "Arrested Development"


A Second Opinion: 3 Reasons Why the Terminator Reboot Needs Another "Sarah Connor Chronicle"


One More Pajiba 10 Consideration Post Before the Polls Close (Odes to Rooney)


Project Dreamlight: 10 Directors and the 10 Movie Ideas for Which They are Perfectly Suited


26 Ways Team America Isn’t a Patriotic Movie, It’s the Most Patriotic Movie


Five Great "HBO" Shows that Were on TV, Not HBO


Same? Same. Same! Pitting Hollywood’s 20 Most Derivative Movies Against Each Other


Don't Fix It If It Ain't Broke? The 15 Best Remixes of Our Favorite TV Show Opening Credits Beg to Differ


The 10 Historically Best Reasons to Spend Your Hard-Earned Cash on HBO


Alan Moore Comes Out of Hiding, and Six Other New Kickstarter Projects You Should Know About


Six Predictions for "Game of Thrones" Season Four by a Mostly Non-Book Reading Fan


Aaaaaahhh! I Knew It!: Who's Responsible for Lucille Two's Fate in "Arrested Development" Season 4


The Contemporary Bard: 8 Modernized Adaptations That Do William Shakespeare Justice


Blinded by the Lord of Light: Magic, Religion, and “Proof” in “Game of Thrones”


Dream Casting Marvel Studios Phase… What Are We On Now, 3? 4?


The Most Reasonable Reactions to the News that Dan Harmon was Re-Hired on “Community”


The Most Ironic and Comically Understated HBO Episode Descriptions for "Game of Thrones"


The New From Hell Graphic Novel Companion Reveals the Live-Action Adaptation that Could Have Been


Honey, We Love Rick Moranis: Celebrating the (Hopeful) Return Of Our Favorite Hollywood Dad and Nerdy Best Friend


So, “Community” Doesn’t Need a Wake, It Needs a Wake-Up Call (and the 20 Best Episodes)


Bless Your Heart: The Drollest Local TV Commercial Series Of All Time


A Delivery System for Some Filthy Stuff: The Best of Ken Cosgrove on “Mad Men”


What Can Marvel Do To Make Daredevil Work? Copy “Arrow” (Or, “Angel”).


Anatomy of an Adaptation: Examining Two Scenes Translated from A Clash of Kings to “Game of Thrones” Season Two


Dark Dungeons May Be The Reefer Madness For A New Generation


I Don't Wish I Could Quit You: 10 Classic Movies from the Modern Era That Never Got Old


TV Didn’t Kill the Movie Theater (Yet), Competition Forced Them to Adapt or Die


I Wish That I Knew Then What I Know Now: 10 Retroactively Awesome Cameos and Supporting Roles


Five Iconic Hollywood Deaths That Created Vacuums of Talent in their Respective Fields


“The Best of Jessica Pare on ‘Mad Men?’” That May Be Redundant, But Who’s Complaining?


Five Things That Make “The Dana Carvey Show” Oddly Relevant (and Five Things That Don’t)


In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream… that In the Alien 3 Trailer, “The Bitch is Back!”


Six Predictions For "Game of Thrones" Season 3 By A Non-Book Reading Fan


Happiness Can be Found in the Darkest of Times, if One Only Remembers to Turn on the Light: A Comment Diversion


FemShep, You’re My Hero: How Mass Effect Helps the Understanding of Unequal Gender Portrayals in Mass Media


Resistance is Futile: Eight More Franchise Crossovers Ripe for Hollywood's Picking


Five Ways Joel and Mike from "Mystery Science Theater 3000" are Better than Each Other


Marvel vs. DC and the Amalgam Universe: The Logical Next Evolution in Superhero Cinema


Don't Worry, We'll Get to the New Catching Fire Portraits. But First Let's Discuss Oprah's "Tig Ol' Bitties"


The Sci-Fi Short Film HENRi Brings the Fire with a Tale of the Post-Post Modern Prometheus


Gender Issues in Comic Books are Real and They're Getting Their Own Online College Course


Meeting the Hippies Halfway: 10 Non-Fictional TV and Movie Presidents Who Can and Will Break Your Funnybone


If It Happens, the Justice League Movie Ought to Be the Easiest Superhero Ensemble to Cast Ever


HENRi May Not be Evil, But He May be the Spiritual Successor of 2001's HAL 9000


NBC and Sony Can’t Market for Sh*t: Predicting Tomorrow's "Community" Reviews Today


Say Goodbye to THESE, Michael... and Say Hello to Some New Kickstarter Campaigns!


The Good, the Bad, and the Fugly: A Beginner’s Guide to the Female Superheroes of Marvel and DC


The Short Film C 299,792 km/s is Old School Sci-Fi at Its Finest


Anything We Can Do, They Can Do Better: Hollywood’s 11 Most Inspiring Female Ass Kickers


An Open Letter to the Artist Behind the “Lady Avengers” Starring Alison Brie and Amber Heard


Just Shy of Genius: An Advanced Dan Harmon Fan’s Journey into Harmoncountry


So, You’re Lost in the Space-Time Continuum? A Pop Culturist’s Guide to Time Travel


Knock-Knock, Who's There? What Do Jennifer Lawrence and "Game of Thrones" Have in Common? Plus, Your First Look at Catching Fire


Teamwork Makes the Dream Work: Cinema's Most Dynamic Duos of 2012


Batcowl Revisted: 9 Performers Who Could Believably Answer the Bat-Signal in a Post-Bale Gotham


Going to Infinity and Beyond: 13 More Space Suits That Could Help Inspire NASA Engineers


Meet Neil deGrasse Tyson, Scientific American [email protected]$$: 8 Great YouTube Videos of Everyone's Favorite Astrophysicist


From the Quantum to the Galactic: 7 YouTube Documentaries about Space and Our Universe that Won’t Make You Dumber


Five Ways Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings are Better than Each Other


The Walking Dead Game Isn't Just an Emotional Rollercoaster, It's Also an Ingenious Post-Apocalypse Survival Simulator: Review


11 Actors with the Necessary TV Experience Who Could Replace Chevy Chase on "Community"


Double-Feature December: Movies for Every Day of the Week to Help Stave Off Cabin Fever


A Tale of Two TV Pilots: Understanding the Failure of “Wonder Woman” Through the Success of “Arrow”


My Pop Cultural Thanksgiving: The Four Ephemera Getting All My Gratitude This Year


Forget About Triplets, We've Got "Leaked" Scenes from the Un-Produced Kindergarten Cop II


Two Sitcoms Diverged on a Low-Rated Network, and One Took the Road Less Traveled By: Comparing the Season Five Starts of "The Office" and "Parks and Recreation"


Why Do All the Best "Bond Girls" Have All the Best Worst Names?


That Obi-Wan Kenobi's Full of Sh*t, Man: Dream Casting Disney's Star Wars Episode VII from a Certain Point of View


'Tis the Season to be Scary: Why Trick R Treat is to Halloween as A Christmas Story is to Christmas


The Best Stephen King Movies to Kick Back and Enjoy This Halloween Season, Unless You Suffer from Any of These Seven Phobias


Godwin's Lawbreakers 2012: The Laziest Analogy in the Entertainment Industry


The Superhero Yin and Yang: 10 Ways The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises Can't be Better than Each Other


The Superhero Auteur Theory: 8 Reasons Why Truffaut and Sarris are Probably Rolling Over in Their Graves


Which Legendary Character Actor Has the Crazy Eyes and Wants To Be This Pint-Sized [email protected], Rocket Raccoon?


Joss the Beloved Character Slayer: Deconstructing One of the Director's Most Common Tropes (**UPDATED**)


What If 2012 Was 1982? Re-Imagining the TV Hits from Three Decades Ago with the Talent of Today


See You, Space Cowboy: Wherein I Dream Cast a Live-Action "Cowboy Bebop"


What If 2012 Were 1982? Re-Imagining Three 1982 Classics As If They Were Made Today


Twinsyndrome: Photographic Evidence that the Guy from "Ghost Adventures" and Michael Cera are Genetic Duplicates


Guilty Pleasures, Schmuilty Schmleasures: Or, Only the Penitent Man Will Pass (Judgment)


Labor Day Pains: Celebrating The Hardest Working Men and Women In Movies and TV


The Nolan Brunette: An Examination of the Director's Most Commonly Used Trope


And Here We... Go! (Again.): Why Rotten Tomatoes Closing Its Comments For The Dark Knight Rises Is A Net Good


Wherein I Nightmare Cast A "Firefly" Reboot That Would Make Even Reavers Give Up The Black


Wherein I Dream Cast A Buffy The Vampire Slayer Reboot That Wouldn't Make Me Gag


Mass Effect 3: Extended Cut: The Review: This Time It’s Personal(er)


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Jurassic Park


With A Brand Spankin' New International Trailer, Looper Continues To Look Positively Kickass


Planning Against The Sequel: Why Not Every Genre Movie Needs To Be A Franchise


Mass Effect 3: Extended Cut Is A Mere Relay Jump From Invading Earth And Wiping Out Our Collective Memory


Can The Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Writers Return Jurassic Park To A Time When Dinosaurs Ruled The Earth?


Speculating On The Future "Barbarella" TV Show From The Director Of Drive


"Community" Continues To Court Controversy As Emmy Eligibility Starts Cartoon War Kerfuffle


No, It Is Not 20 Years Ago, Arsenio Hall Just Has A New Show. Yes, You Are Old.


Get Back In The Bat-Game With A New The Dark Knight Rises TV Spot And Early Ticket Sales (Before It's Too Late)


NBC Announces Their Fall Schedule And It's Cruel. Cruel, Cruel, Cruel.


If You Ever Wished To See A President's Head On A Pike, "Game Of Thrones" Already Made Your Dreams Come True


Yvonne Strahovski Joining "Dexter" For Season 7 Is Totally Reason Enough For Gratuitous Pictures


Damn It, Bill Murray, When Someone Asks If Ghostbusters 3 Is Dead, You Say Yes!


Some Days You Just Can't Get Rid Of A Bomb: 46 Years Later, "Batman" '66 Merchandise Will Finally Be For Sale


"Community" Boys Make Good, Win Patriot Games For Captain America 2 Gig


Already Sick And Tired Of Prometheus? Fear Not! This Isn't About That. It's About The Sequel...


How Could MTV's "Scream" TV Show Work? Do Everything Different.


It's Now The End Of The World As They Know It, And They Don't Look Fine In These First Images


Six Pseudo-Spoilerish Reasons Why You're Wrong To Doubt Ridley Scott And The Women Of Prometheus


The Wachowski's Jupiter Ascending Sounds Insane: But What's Jupiter Got To Do, Got To Do With It?


Reason The 2012 Mayan Apocalypse Can't Happen Soon Enough 1,609: The Situation Is Starring In His Own Comic Book


And Boom Goes The Wildfire: "Game of Thrones" Season Finale Will Be Ten More Minutes Of Epic Epicness


We're Through The Looking Glass Here, People: Barry Sonnenfeld Still Trying To Make Dinosaurs Vs. Aliens Happen


The Dark Knight Poses: Welcome To The Machine, The Movie Marketing Machine


The Dark Knight Returns For The First Time For The Last Time: Animated Adaptation Gets A Cast, Stills


More Proof That Charlize Theron Is A Goddess, As If You Needed Any


...Love Blossoms, And A Whole Lot Of Gross Zombie Kills: Here's A Glimpse At Season Three Of "The Walking Dead"


The Most Reasonable Reactions To The News That Dan Harmon Was Fired From "Community"


Bill Murray As FDR May Top My List of the 5 Most Inspired Casting Decisions In History


How Does The Skyfall Poster Match Up Against Daniel Craig's Leading Man Oeuvre?


Prepare For The Season Finale Of "Community" With Six Images And A Video!


Ant-Man Vs. The World's End: What Movie Should Edgar Wright Direct Next?


Songs Covered For Movies That Are Better Than Their Original Recordings, Said The Joker To The Thief


Lance Henriksen Says To Look For A Millennium Movie Soon, Forgets Nobody Cares


Who Wears The Space Suit Better In The Latest Prometheus Pictures?


Marion Cotillard Is About To Break Bat-Fans' Hearts, But She'll Look Fabulous Doing It


In A Bid To Join The Avengers As Captain Obvious, Bruce Willis Calls Moonrise Kingdom "A Wes Anderson Film"


Politics! Politics! Politics! The Campaign Ads Are Almost Too Real


Handicapping The Odds On The Plot Of Damon Lindelof's 1952


When You Play The Walking Dead, You Either Win Or You Work With Frank Darabont Again


You Will Soon Learn To Hate These Two Men, Remember Their Faces


The New Men In Black 3 Poster: A Pictorial Comparison Presented Sans Comment


The Dark Knight Rises Again In The Movie's Last, Awe-Inspiring Trailer


A Tale Of Two Battleships: Universal Sues The Asylum


Not To Be Outdone By Fox, Adult Swim Announces "Robot Chicken" And "Super Friends" Team-Up


Yes, Axe Cop Is Real, And Soon It Will Be A TV Show. Get Used To It.


The Most Deplorable Comments On The Only Negative Review (So Far) Of The Avengers


And There Was Much Rejoicing: Zach Galifianakis Will Return To TV With "Between Two Ferns"


Celebrating 4/20 With Our Favorite Potheads In Film And Television


America's Sweetstoner, Doug Benson, Is Pilfering From Morgan Spurlock (Again)


Saved By The Community: The Truth Behind The Meta Behind The Truth


Darren Aronofsky's Next-Next Project Might Be About George Washington, American Badass


"Shia LaBeouf Is Making Comics Now?" I Know Those Words, But That Headline Makes No Sense


Russian Trailers For Prometheus And Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter: [Insert Hackneyed Yakov Smirnoff Joke Here.]


Hopefully Donald Glover Won't Be The Only Reason To Watch Another Live "30 Rock"


False Advertising? Even The Better Business Bureau Has An Opinion On Mass Effect 3


More Avengers Clips Than You Can Shake A Demi-God's Hammer At


10 Reasons Casting Ben Kingsley As The Next Iron Man Villain Doesn't Mean A Damn Thing


Two Out Of Three Looper Trailer Teasers Ain't Bad (UPDATE: Three Is Here)


The Only Question About Disney's Marvel Animated Movie Is, What Will It Be About?


The Answer (To A Blood On The Tracks Film Adaptation) Is Blowin' In The Wind


Scientific Accuracy? Schmientific Schmaccuracy!


This Is The End, Beautiful Friend: Mass Effect 3: Extended Cut Will Offer Closure, Not Changes


If You Have To Ask, You're Streets Behind: The Best Of Pierce Hawthorne On "Community"


When New Photos From Prometheus Arrive, They Bring The Fire


These Amazing Spider-Man Clips Are Complete And Utter Sh*t, Technically Speaking


Will "Happy Endings" Get A Happy Ending? All Signs Point To Maybe In The First Four Minutes Of The Finale


Aaack... Aack... Ack-Aack-Ack Ack Aaack*: We're Certain The Mars Attacks Musical Isn't An April Fool's Joke? (Update: Nope!)


WANTED: Someone To Go Back In Time With Me. Safety Not Guaranteed.


The Continuing Saga Of Mass Effect Continues With A Paragon Lost


Chris Hardwick May Not Be Felicia Day, But The Nerdist YouTube Channel Looks More Than Okay


Watch The Official Bollywood Music Video For The Avengers! What Else Did You Have Planned For Today?


Well Played, Miramax 2.0... "Clerks: The Animated Series" To Possibly Return In 2013


The Mass Effect 3 Endings: In The Eye Of The Beholder? Or, Do They Just Suck Vorcha Balls?


Queen Of The Internet, Felicia Day, Formally Requests You Watch Her New YouTube Channel


Misunderstanding The Lessons Learned From The Back Half Of The George Lucas Catalogue: The "Blood & Chrome" Teaser (UPDATED)


The Beautiful Destruction Of Mass Effect 3: Review


Whose "House?" 13's "House!" Celebrate Olivia Wilde's Season Finale Return With This Picture Parade


For Once, A Post On Pajiba About Boobs That Isn't A Pun: The Pirahna 3DD Red Band Trailer


Breaking: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is a Shapeshifter


Alas, Poor Yorick! The Y: The Last Man Adaptation Somehow Survives


Who Wants To Bet That Errol Morris' Interview With Donald Rumsfeld Won't Go As Well As The One With Robert McNamara?


"Community" Is Back Tonight And That's Nice! Pre-Game It With "Abed's Master Key" And Dan Harmon's Tilted Bean Can...


The Avengers Team-Up In New Character Posters. Meanwhile At SXSW, Joss Whedon Spoils The Spoilers


The Garbage Pail Kids Are Rearing Their Ugly Cinematic Heads Again: "Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty, And Despair!"


Action No. 1 Will Explore What It's Like Being Nicolas Cage In An Adaptation Of His Life, Without Him


The Japanese Trailer For Brave Is All About Merida And The Frightening Forest


Greendale's Most Colorful Study Group Returns A Week Early As "Community" Gets Animated


"Life... Give My Creation LIFE!" (The Frankenweenie Trailer)


The Dueling Natures Of The Piranha 3DD Trailer: "Whatever It Is, I Don't Like It..." And "Let's Get Wet!"


Guy Pearce May Be Weyland From Weyland-Yutani, But That Doesn't Make Prometheus An Alien Movie?


And Now Star Trek 2 Will Beam Aboard The Good Ship IMAX, Plus Benedict Cumberbatch Revealed! (Sorta!)


James Bond Will Now Skyfall Into An IMAX Near You; Please Accept These HD Promotional Materials In The Meantime


Should The Oscars Ban Sacha Baron Cohen From Attending The, Er, Oscars? You Decide!


A Tale Of Two Movies About The End Of The World As We Know It, And I... Have Heartburn: Wrath Of The Titans And 4:44 Last Day On Earth Trailers


Johnny Depp To Adapt "The Night Stalker" With Edgar Wright For Disney? Funny, I Always Thought Of Kolchak As More A Fox And Less A Sparrow


Patton Oswalt Isn't The Hero Fox's "Animation Domination" Deserves, He's The One It Needs Right Now


Profiles In Courage: The 10 Most Inspiring Fictional Presidents In Film and Television


Click Here To Find Out What Happens When The Amazing Spider-Man Takes On The Dreaded Door Man!


Capes? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Capes! The Best Superhero Movies Not Based On A Comic Book (Or Other Source Material)


The Good, The Bad, And The WTF, Seriously?! (Trailers For Intruders, Dark Tide, And Pizza Man)


Now That Paget Brewster Is Leaving "Criminal Minds" She Can Finally Claim Her Spot Among The Funniest Damn Women On The Planet


For The Love Of Gozer The Gozerian, Will Somebody Just Shake Dan Aykroyd Until He Stops Talking About Ghostbusters 3?


Seven Score And Ten Years Ago Abraham Lincoln Hunted Vampires, But It Wasn't Nearly As Radass As It Sounds (UPDATED)


Kirk Cameron Knows How We Can Make It Through America's Current "Growing Pains": Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Children?!


Apokolips Now? "Smallville" Is Getting An Eleventh Season In Comic Book Form (...The Horror, The Horror...)


He May Be The Best There Is, But What He Does Isn't Always Great Filmmaking: Five Wolverine Comics That Should Be Adaptated After The "Frank Miller One"


I'mma Let You Finish Making Your Jetsons Movie, Kanye, But "Hammer Man" Was The Best Rap/Cartoon Crossover Of All Time


Not Even Memory-Erasing Adamantium Bullets Can Keep A Good Mutant Down: The Wolverine Is Back On


Court's Adjourned: Ranking The New Dredd Images In Terms Of Their "Adorkability"


Lego Captain America Came To Kill Nazis And Smoke Lucky Strikes, And He's All Out Of Lucky Strikes (Because They No Longer Exist)


Gustav Klimt Fingered His Paintings And 9 Other Things I Learned By Watching 9 Minutes Of This Means War


Two More Reasons You Don't Need To Watch The Super Bowl: Darth Vader vs. Cobra Commander Edition


These People Were Made For Biting: The Opening Scene Of "The Walking Dead" Mid-Season Premiere Is Here (Plus A New Casting Rumor)


This Ain't No Donkey Semen: The All-Time Top 10 "Community" Clips On Hulu


Did You Know Magneto Was The Real Culprit On The Grassy Knoll?


We Know How This Game Is Played: "Game Of Thrones" And "The Walking Dead" Season 2 Trailers


How Is It Possible That The Help Is Viola Davis' First Leading Role?


Hi, Hitler! The Nine Movie Nazis We Most Love To Hate To Love


Motherf*cking Space Nazis From The Dark Side Of The Moon: The Iron Sky Trailer


So, Just What Are Those Two Surprise Foreign Films Nominated For Best Animated Feature? (A Cat In Paris and Chico & Rita Trailers)


One Of These Cast Members Of "The Walking Dead" Probably Won't Survive The Season: Fans Of The Comic Rejoice


Jason Segel Who Makes Movies Is Jeff, Who Lives At Home


The 15 Best Character-Driven Fight Scenes In Movies


7 Reasons Why The Dark Knight Rises Won't Be An Epic Fail


You Better Start Swimmin' Or You'll Sink Like A Stone: Investigate The Future Of Movies In The Side By Side Trailer


"Survivor: One World" Cast Revealed! Can You Guess The Gay Republican?


Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter Meet FDR, American Badass


Rumors Of The Fantastic Four Film Franchise's Demise Have (Unfortunately) Been Greatly Exaggerated


Only A Real Psycho Would Think The "Bates Motel" Is A Good Idea For A TV Show


Five Ways Star Trek And Star Wars Are Better Than Each Other


The First Five Minutes Of Haywire Will Make You Spit Blood (But In A Good Way)


Okay, So Maybe Calling An End To The James Franco Backlash Was A Bit Premature: The Broken Tower Trailer


At This Rate It Probably Will Be 2030 Before We Actually Meet Your Mother, Kids


David Cross Warns Us Against Seeing Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. But Where Was He When These 7 Pieces Of Cinematic Garbage Were Released?


The Live-Action Star Wars TV Show (That Will Never Happen) Finally Has A Name!


Frank Darabont Escapes The Zombies By Traveling Back To "L.A. Noir" (Not To Be Confused With L.A. Noire)


Three Reasons To Expect A Backlash Against The Post-Oscars James Franco Backlash


There Is No Hope For Any Of Us: "The Walking Dead" Season 2.5 Trailer And Promo Clips


They Keep Hacking Akira To Bits, But The American Remake Just Won't Die


Benedict Cumberbatch In Star Trek 2? That's elementary, My Dear Dr. McCoy!


BBC America's "Copper" Finally Has A Cast! And... Wait. Who Are These People?


You Can Watch The First Ten Minutes Of Tonight's "Revenge" RIGHT NOW!


Can You Tell The Difference Between The Asus Transformer Prime Laptop/Tablet Computer And Transformers Autobot Leader Optimus Prime?


Kirsten Dunst Seems To Really Enjoy Kissing Upside Down


Based On These Posters Alone Which Of The Following Are You Most Likely To See?


Stop What You're Doing RIGHT NOW And Look At The First Official Image From Ben Affleck's Argo!


Former Big Man On Campus Taylor Kitsch Is The Big Man In Japan: Japanese Trailers For John Carter And Battleship


You! Shall! Not! Pass... Up! The Chance To Watch All Five Of The Hobbit Video Diaries


The Devil Is In The Details: Hi-Res Images From The Dark Knight Rises To Obsess Over (And A New Trailer)


Oh, The Latest Underworld 4 Trailer Is Frightful, But Kate Beckinsale Is So Delightful... Let It Blow, Let It Blow, Let It Blow


Paul Bunyan As A Horror Movie Monster? It's Real, And It's Not Spectacular


Merry Not-Christmas Christmas From Netflix Instant And Hulu Plus: Finally, It's Okay To Cross The Streams


I Love You, New "Spartacus: Vengeance" Trailer (Yes, And You, Too, Crazy-Eyed Lucy Lawless)


#SaveCommunity #OccupyNBC To Flash Mob 30 Rock... efeller Center Today


Wolverine Pirate Sentenced: He's The Worst There Is At What He Does, And What He Does Isn't Very Nice


Our Precious Is Back Again: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Trailer


Daniel Craig Will (Not) Be In Five More James Bond Films, No Matter What The Producer Says


Madre De Dios! Will Ferrell's Spanish Is Impeccable In The Casa De Mi Padre Teaser


Without "Community" The Return of "30 Rock" Isn't Nearly As "Exciting" As NBC Would Like You To Believe (No Matter How Much Tina Fey Exposes Herself)


Guy Pearce Chews Even More Scenery (And I Mean That In The Best Possible Way) In The New Lock-Out Trailer


The Expendables 2 Trailer Is Basically A Planet Hollywood Owners Reunion (Not That There's Anything Wrong With That)


The 10 Least, And 5 Most, Surprising Hollywood (Registered) Republicans


Thursday Night TV News and Video Round-Up: "I'm Attributing The Quality Of Our Show To God."


The Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance Poster Is Off The Chain


The Flowers Of War Looks Like A Master Oscar-Baiter: U.S. Trailer (And Posters)


The Amazing Spider-Man Teaser Poster Has A Case Of Literal "Foreshadowitis" (*Set Photos and Concept Art Included)


I've Got The Need, The Need For Speed; Specifically 299,792 Kilometers per Second: The C Trailer


The Sadly Sad Lindsay Lohan


Three Of TV's Most Huggable Sitcom Stars And Emily Blunt Are In A Five-Year Engagement


Why We Need "Community" Now: Pop Culture Homages Dan Harmon And Co. Haven't Gotten To Yet


Even Rob Schneider Seems Confused As To Why He Has A New CBS Sitcom Starting Next Year


Robocop To Meet Captain Kirk In Star Trek 2 (Unicorn May Or May Not Be Involved): Updated With KHAAAAAAAAN!


Today In Mesmerization: The 8 Minute Preview Of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo


Near, Far, Wherever You Are (Not): Is The Dark Knight Rises IMAX Prologue Playing In Your City?


"The Audience Is Gonna Have The Comfort Of The Familiar, But This Really Special Chemistry Of The New." (TNT's "Dallas" Trailer)


If The Director Of Rubber Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Be Right: 50 Seconds Of WTF?! Perfection


Today In Hollywood Legal Briefs: Harlan Ellison Drops Out, Jesse Eisenberg Gets Off


Daniel Radcliffe Continues To Prove Crazy People May Be Right About His Anti-Christ Tendencies


These Men In Black III Posters Are Lazier Than The Entirety Of Men In Black II


Which Of These Two Mid-Season TV Promos Most Excites You? ("Alcatraz" and "The Firm" Teasers)


If They Must, Six Batman Movies That Hollywood Should Adapt After Nolan Finishes Showing Everyone How It's Done


Prevented From Sullying The Live Action Akira, Keanu Reeves Decides To Star In A Lesser Known Iconic Japanese Tale


Real Comedies That Could'a Been Oscar Contenders


Five Episodes Of Television For Which To Be Thankful


In 2013 Star Trek 2 Will Boldly Go Where It's Gone Before


Things Are Looking Pretty "Grimm" For NBC Thursdays... And Fridays! (Dun Dun Dunnnnn)


Judd Apatow Wants A Best Comedy Oscar Category, Dreams Of Own "King Of The World" Speech


Katy Perry Will Host SNL. Host, Not Sing. Host. HOST. (Bwuh?)


TV Trade News Round-Up: But Only "Arrested Development" Is A Somewhat Suitable Salve For That Open "Community" Wound


Not To Be Out Did By Glenn Beck, Victoria Jackson Is For Real And Has Her Own Web Show, Too


The 5 Best #SAVECOMMUNITY Campaign Posters Made To Avert The Darkest Timeline


Two Early [Fill In Your Holiday After Thanksgiving Of Choice Here] Presents Coming To TV: Boobs And Peeeeeeeeeeter Sagal!


Glenn Beck Wants To Be A Cartoon? Huh. I Thought He Already Was.


Thank You, Captain Obvious: Tim Burton Will Direct Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children


Six "Advanced" Modern American Filmmakers (And One "Advanced" Actor)


Character Designs From The Crow Starring The Emu Are A Hoot


10 Movie Characters Who Should Have Died When They Had The Chance


M. Night Shyamalan May Finally Become Self-Aware In One Thousand A.E.


Calling It: Strippers Vs. Werewolves Could Be One Of The Worst Movies Of 2012 (And By "Worst" I Mean "Worst")


Calling It: Looper Could Be One Of The Best Films Of 2012 (Based On Little More Than This First Pic)


Leonardo Da Vinci: Renaissance Man, Super Hero


Hagrid Lived, So Why Did These 10 Movie Characters Have To Die To Manipulate Your Emotions?


Benicio Del Toro Might Be A Villain, Specifically The New Star Trek Nemesis


Q: Where In The World Are Waldo And Carmen Sandiego? (A: Coming Soon To A Theater Near You.)


"Happy Endings" Won't Be Ending Any Time Soon, And That Should Make Everyone Happy


Underworld 4: We've Still Got Kate Beckinsale In Skintight Leather: The Trailer


Todd Philips Completely Abandons The Concepts Of Story Or Comedy For The Sake Of Showcasing Nubile Flesh


Who Cares How Frodo Fits Into The Hobbit Films When Hobbiton Itself Will Be A Real Life Tourist Attraction?


Ron Weasley Almost Died, And Five Movie Sidekicks Who Should Still Be Alive


Joss Whedon's Magical Mystery Tour Continues Unabated With A "Timeless Romance"


Coco Now Pronounces You Dude And Dude, You May Kiss The Dude


Jason Segel To Make Sex Tape, And Here's The (Last) Trailer (Parody For The Muppets)


Good News, Everyone! Updates On Whedon's Ado, Jackson's Tintin, And Grazer's Tower


Fan-Made Tintin Opening Credits Sequence Wins At The Internet, Animator Wins At Life


The Dark Tower Film Adaptation Continues To Be A Thing That Will Not Die, And The Prospects Are Darker Than Ever.


"The Punisher" Sounds Like A "Dexter"-ous TV Show


Ben Affleck Is Going To Make A Stand. Er, The Stand. Supposedly. For Now. We'll See.


Actually, There Will Be One More Harry Potter Movie: When Harry Left Hogwarts: The Trailer


The Worst Offenders Of Godwin's Law 2011: Celebrity Edition


One Of These Five People Will Be On "Community" This Season, Can You Guess Which One?


The Dark Knight Rises Is Merely An IMAX Prologue To Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol


Arnold “The ‘Governator’ Is No Longer An Appropriate Nickname For Me” Schwarzenegger Will Make His Big Screen Re-Debut Playing A Border Town Sheriff


Marshall And Lily Show Us Their Goods, And Once Again Jason Segel Proves His Superiority: The Muppets and American Reunion Trailers


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Judging By Its Trailer, The Big Year Probably Isn't Going To Have One


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The Star Wars Bluray Editions Continue To Reveal The Hypocrisy Of George Lucas: These Aren't The DVDs We're Looking For


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Jason Patric's "Powers" Protagonist Pic Points to Potentially Precise Production


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The Avengers Throws 12-Second Teaser Teaser Online Like Thor Launches Mjolnir At Frost Giants


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