First and foremost, the above image is from some manner of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” video and not a still captured from my nightmares.
Look. Up until racist graffiti artisan was added to his illustrious resume, I was a fan of Justin Bieber. And by that I mean I loved hating and laughing at him like a Belieber loves tweeting in all caps. I mean, he was hilarious. Between tiny baby big boy snuggles with his security guard, leaving a brothel dressed like a scary ghost, getting his manly muscles (and hair in funny places!), being carried up the Great Wall of China like a fetal pharaoh, he was pretty much the best worst. Now, he’s just the worst worst. Now, in addition to racial fuckery, we can add insulting fans about their weight until they’re practically in tears to his list of amazingness and lightness.
“One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14. Justin looked over at her and said ‘What are you, Hawaiian or something?’ She said ‘No, I’m not’. Then he said ‘You look like a beached whale.’ The girl said ‘Are you serious’ and he said ‘You should go on The Biggest Loser.’ The whole pool deck heard him call this beautiful young girl a beached whale. Everyone heard. And there was silence. It was almost like his security were used to it.”…
A fellow guest said she arrived on the deck shortly before the incident began.
“I saw Bieber make a gesture with his hands to imitate a large belly as he spoke to the long haired girl and I heard him say something about The Biggest Loser and he was pointing at her - and I saw the girl and her friends leave, downcast,” the woman said. “I also told her not to take any notice of him as she walked past us, I’m not sure if she heard me. Bieber seemed to think he was funny, he was smiling and looking to his burly minders for their approval.”
I don’t think any of us would be happy being called a beached whale and being mocked for how we look. But can you imagine being a young girl and having Justin Bieber or whatever your youth’s Justin Bieber was call you a beached whale and mock you for how you look? Ugh. Poor girl.
Oh, wait, sorry, I should be saying poor Bieber, because he’s the victim here, you mean bunch of meanies.
“I want to be a young mogul. I want people to respect me for not only my music but also for making all the right decisions, and sometimes you have to make some wrong ones first. Of course I make mistakes growing up as everyone does. I’m not perfect. I’m not a robot. People forget I’m a human being, so I gotta make mistakes and grow from it and get stronger. I’m becoming a man, but I’m 19 and still finding myself. And when I have the media attacking me every day it’s no [different] than bullying that happens in school, these people calling me names and saying things, and they don’t know what’s true or not.”
Bieber. No. You may be a human being, but you are also a fetus monster. You’re the worst worst.
Thanks to Even Stevens/Erin for the heads up!