Justin Bieber Being Carried Up the Great Wall of China is the Funniest Thing You’ll See All Day
Lil Joffy Biebsicles, seen above pretending to be victorious that he made it all the way by himself, continued his reign as King Baby of Amazing Photos on a trip to Beijing this week, where his bodyguards carried him on their shoulders as they toured the Great Wall of China. Because walking is for poor people.
I don’t know what else to say about this picture. Except I love it so much and want it tattooed on the inside of my eyelids. THIS IS A PERSON WHO EXISTS. He drives a leopard car, he looks like he needs a sleepy-nigh-nigh nap in every picture on Instagram, he is the badassiest badass to ever ride a Segway and he eats bomb-ass pesto, mofo. He is GOD. He is EVERYTHING. The government can just stay shut down and we can just go ahead and shut down everything else, too, because we are now one world united under BIEBER. And, when my script for the new X-Files movie, I Want to Belieb gets greenlit, he’ll win a million billion Oscars and won’t you feel stupid.
ACCEPT YOUR TINY SAVIOR!
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