God Dammit, Justin Bieber: Pop Fetus Creates Racist Graffiti
Oh. My. God. Bieber. We were doing SO well. We were buds. Pretty much totes besties, except the kind where I kind of can’t stand you but keep you around because you’re unintentionally hilarious, like my own personal Biaggio from Kings of Summer only without redeeming qualities.
And, now, this.
*facepalm* BIEBER. NO. THAT’S A BAD BIEBER. *gets the spray bottle*
And the thing is, he has no idea this is racist, I guarantee. It’s basically the same thing as Miley Cyrus at the VMAs. “What do you mean my performance is racist? How is it racist to dress my backup dancers as toys and slap them on the…OK, I see it now, now that I’m saying it out loud…” When cultural ignorance meets the insane privilege of the rich and famous, bad things happen. And makes his arrival to the Great Wall of China on the shoulders of his predominately black entourage look way less funny than it did before.
Ugh. BIEBER. YOU GET NO HAIR RUFFLE.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)