Jacob Wohl may be the dumbest grifter of the Trump era. I don’t want rehash it all, but suffice to say, he has a history of hilariously awful frame-up jobs, including one in which he hired a woman to pose as a sexual assault victim of Robert Mueller and held a press conference, where his associate’s zipper was down. If he were’t trying to be serious, he could be the best political performance artist of our age.
His latest stunt? Holding a press conference on his associate’s driveway accusing Elizabeth Warren of sexual shenanigans, including hiring a guy to pose as someone with whom Warren had sex.
Today’s Jacob Wohl press conference topic: pic.twitter.com/48cSCHlrpw— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019
During the course of the press conference, in which Wohl accused Warren of being a “Cougar,” Wohl trotted out an accuser who couldn’t even deliver his lines with a straight face and who also revealed a cut on his back, which he claimed he got from Warren while they were having sex.
The supposed “sex scar” from Jacob Wohl’s accuser is just from a chain from a swingset. Asked about this, the accuser just shrugged. https://t.co/vE0jqtzPGi— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019
Maybe the best part about the press conference was this:
The press conference is being drowned by out by Chumbawamba. Jacob tells the security guard to remove a heckler, but the guard appears to refuse on the grounds that the man is on public property.— Will Sommer (@willsommer) October 3, 2019
God, could there be anything more fitting?
I would otherwise ignore this story, which is mostly amusing Twitter fodder, but for Elizabeth Warren’s fantastic response to it.
It's always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the University of Houston (go Cougars!). We need to cancel student debt and make college free for everyone who wants it. pic.twitter.com/fHasLm0j9P— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) October 3, 2019
I want to vote for her so hard.