You guys remember Jacob Wohl, right? The far-right conservative who tried to pay women to falsely accuse Robert Mueller of sexual misconduct, was caught red-handed in that lie, had his publication pull the story, and then still went on to hold a sparsely attended press conference announcing the accusations. At that press conference, Wohl’s “attorney” spoke with his fly down.
It was amazing! And for anyone with a goddamn shred of dignity, it would have been humiliating enough to end his career. But not Jacob Wohl! It was barely even a setback, although last month, he was permanently banned by Twitter for PUBLICLY bragging that he would create fake social media accounts ahead of the 2020 election to steer votes toward what he perceived as weaker Democratic candidates to improve Trump’s chances of re-election. The Twitter account of Surefire Intelligence was also banned — recall, Surefire Intelligence was the “investigation firm” that dug up the “allegations” against Robert Mueller, only when someone looked up Surefire Intelligence’s domain, it listed the phone number of Wohl’s mother.
This guy may be the dumbest man on the planet.
But it gets better! Of late, Jacob Wohl and Laura Loomer — the right-wing nutjob also permanently banned from Twitter, who once jumped the wall at Nancy Pelosi’s house to … prove the effectiveness of a border wall — are “investigating” Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, basically claiming that, I dunno, something about how she is using the Minnesota Police force to enforce Sharia Law and that he’s had to hire security to protect himself.
Jacob Wohl and Laura Loomer say they have been going around Minneapolis in armored cars, with security, because they feel Rep. Ilhan Omar might send someone after them. pic.twitter.com/VnmFAybpGF— Tony Webster (@webster) February 22, 2019
Jacob Wohl and Laura Loomer say in Minneapolis Periscope video “the Islamist forces here have taken over” parts of law enforcement, and that “Sharia Police” enforce Sharia Law. (Fact check: nope.) pic.twitter.com/xboODxrZSP— Tony Webster (@webster) February 22, 2019
This morning Jacob Wohl—still in Minneapolis—posted on Periscope, asking for more money, saying he has a security team (“veterans” and “military professionals”), drivers, protected cars. In the replies, people say: show the security, show the cars, and he refuses. pic.twitter.com/QFiyU8VusS— Tony Webster (@webster) February 23, 2019
He also had a press conference at CPAC a couple of weeks ago that was not at CPAC, so much as it was outside the building where CPAC was being held, because even CPAC disavowed Wohl.
Anyway, as part of this investigation, Jacob Wohl produced a “documentary” of sorts, and in that documentary, he reports a death threat to the police. He does this on camera. The catch? The death threat came from a Twitter account that Wohl created himself as part of his Mueller hoax a while back.
Here's a video clip showing Jacob Wohl reporting threats he received to the Minneapolis Police Department, and a screenshot of one particular “threat”—but the avatar image matches a fake Twitter account NBC News and The Daily Beast reported Wohl created. pic.twitter.com/bV7EZarJk8— Tony Webster (@webster) March 13, 2019
In the right-wing ‘documentary’ on Rep. Ilhan Omar released tonight by Jacob Wohl, Laura Loomer, and Ali Alexander, they included this screenshot of a threat they received. There's one problem: NBC News earlier reported that Jacob Wohl created the account which sent the “threat”. pic.twitter.com/phGxZJ7V3I— Tony Webster (@webster) March 13, 2019
Yep. Jacob Wohl is that dumb. Less than a week after Jussie Smollett was indicted on 16 counts, Jacob Wohl pulled a Smollet ON CAMERA.
Minneapolis Police records indicate officers saved and inventoried a copy of the documents Jacob Wohl provided to them when reporting “terroristic threats” and a “homeland security offense,” and MPD recorded their interactions with Jacob Wohl on body camera.— Tony Webster (@webster) March 13, 2019
Jacob Wohl reported a death threat to the police that he wrote to himself from a fake Twitter account.— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) March 13, 2019
He was posing as a gay, Hispanic "diversity coordinator" with a rainbow flag in the profile pic.
Jacob Wohl is the Jussie Smollett of Laura Loomers.
Lmao did he film himself committing a crime? This is the most on brand thing Jacob Wohl has ever done. https://t.co/3ei5Imi2Yn— Jessica Huseman (@JessicaHuseman) March 13, 2019
Jacob Wohl is this close to painting a tunnel on a rock wall and running face first into it. https://t.co/N14CoopIMN— 🔴 Brian Sokol (Away) (@_bsokol) March 13, 2019
I wonder how much Jacob Wohl’s dad would have to bribe DeVry to take his kid.— Alex Ferreyra (@al3xth3writ3r) March 13, 2019
Clearly, the only way to end this guy’s career is to put him in jail, which is exactly where he should be going now.
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