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It's Like Déjà F*cking Vu All Over Again: When Actors Recycle Roles

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (36)



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Listen, 2011, you’re really starting to piss me off, you know, movie-wise. It’s one thing to bombard me with remakes of great movies (e.g. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The Thing and Fright Night). I’m actually looking forward to all of those flicks. It’s another thing to bore me with a series of (mostly) unnecessary reborquels (e.g. *deep breath* Hangover 2, Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon, Scre4m, Fast Five, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, Rise Of The Planet Of The Preposition Of The Apes, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Thrones Shadows, Pirates Of the Caribbean: On Stranger Subtitles, and, most unnecessary of all, Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son). I’m sorry to lump Harry Potter in there. Honestly. I’ve got the shakes for that movie something fierce, but it is a ridiculously crowded year for sequels. The most insulting, of course, being Hangover 2: A Plot So Nice We Charged You Twice.

So what do we do? Take refuge in the original concepts? Films like Super 8? A bland bouillabaisse made from sliced and diced Spielberg that not even the marvelous Kyle Chandler could make memorable? Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating. Hell, just this weekend there was a fresh new comedy, Horrible Bosses where Kevin Spacey plays an abusive asshole of a boss who finally pushes his mild-mannered assistant to the breaking po-NOPE. I’ve seen that movie too. It was called Swimming With Sharks and it was great. Sure, Horrible Bosses was pretty funny (and I, like Dustin, will follow Charlie Day anywhere) but it wasn’t original. Here are a few of this year’s most blatant examples of actors recycling roles. Don’t get me wrong. I loved some of them. (Two of them.) But it’s getting old. Get it together 2011.

Kevin Spacey: Swimming With Sharks (1994) vs. Horrible Bosses (2011) as the *sshole Boss Who Gets His Comeuppance
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Kate Hudson: Bride Wars (2009) vs. Something Borrowed (2011) as the Bitchy Friend/Bridezilla
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Michelle Rodriguez: Avatar (2009) vs. Battle Los Angeles (2011) as the Glowering Hard-As-Nails Soldier
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Kevin James: Hitch (2005) vs. Zookeeper (2011) as the Bumbling Fat Man In Need Of Romantic Advice
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Bobby Cannavale: The Station Agent (2003) vs. Win Win (2011) as the Irrepressible Man Child/Human Labrador
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Angelina Jolie: Mr. And Mrs. Smith (2007), Wanted (2008), Salt (2010), Seriously Angie I Am Really Bored With This Role vs. The Tourist (2011) as The Spy Who Uses Both Sex As A Weapon And Weapons As A Weapon
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Okay, here’s a little freshly-squeezed apple-pie-sunshine for you. Bridesmaids, Hanna, Submarine, Rango and Beginners. See them. Love them.

Joanna Robinson is wondering if she missed any repeat performances from this or any other year. Do you think Harrison Ford will be playing Han Solo in Cowboys and Aliens? She thinks it’s something a little gruffer.









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Comments

Seriously, Swimming with Sharks is just awesome. Kevin Spacey was unbelievably good in it too. The saving grace of Horrible Bosses is Charlie Day though. You cannot go wrong with someone who can do comedy that well.

Posted by: gigi at July 11, 2011 4:19 PM

You forgot Alan Arkin (Little Miss Sunshine Cleaning).

Posted by: sars at July 11, 2011 4:24 PM

I don't know about this. Perhaps Spacey played a very similar character. However, he played a more believable asshole in Swimming With Sharks which was a much more believable and dark movie than Horrible Bosses. It's a little ridiculous to essentially call those movies the same.

Posted by: pissant at July 11, 2011 4:39 PM

Cary Grant as Cary Grant in pretty much everything. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 11, 2011 4:39 PM

Dwayne Johnson: Faster (2010) vs Fast Five (2011) as the good bad-guy who gots on the wrong side of the laws and the system is keeping the man down....oh wait its Vin Diesel is the good bad-guy in Fast Five, same fucking difference.

Posted by: carrboro ninja at July 11, 2011 4:40 PM

They took his top ten list...
They murdered his posts...
They stole his BurmaShave!
This time, It's personal!

BLAKE SHRAPNEL II: SHRAPNEL'S REVENGE 

"A hair-raising thrill ride of epic proportions!"
--Made Up Movie Magazine

Posted by: Blake Shrapnel at July 11, 2011 4:43 PM

You forgot Michelle Rodriguez in Resident Evil and S.W.A.T. and Lost and everything else she's ever done.

Posted by: John G. at July 11, 2011 4:43 PM

(youforgotthedearthofeloquenteloquenceblakekthxbai)

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 11, 2011 4:49 PM

Ooooh. I want Bobby Cannavale to be my Human Labrador.

...(thinks about the bestiality implications)

...

...yeah, still hot.

Posted by: linny at July 11, 2011 4:50 PM

Sorry, folks, I spoke too soon. The most annoying rehash of 2011 is Blake Shrapnel as Blake Shrapnel. Seriously, kid, message received, okay?

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at July 11, 2011 4:52 PM

For real, though, Cannavale can hump my leg any day. WHY did Cupid have to be so turrible?

Posted by: Immodest Mouse at July 11, 2011 4:58 PM

Justin Bateman's career can be summed up by the look on his face in the header photo: wry, a soupcon of shock, and he's slightly embarassed for you. I find it endlessly entertaining.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 11, 2011 5:04 PM

Well, Cannavale did do his gay recycling thing too...

Posted by: Jerry at July 11, 2011 5:07 PM

Yeah but gay is unspecific. His characters in Win Win and The Station Agent are eerily similar.

Posted by: coveredinbees at July 11, 2011 5:12 PM

He was a bit annoying... 
He may have extended himself to far...
So now comes...

BLAKE SHRAPNEL III: THE APOLOGY

"A triumph of plaintive mewling!"
--Lousy-Action-Movie.com 

"Shrapnel's apology is so heart rending, so tear and snot ridden, I can't help but be impressed!"
--Rodger Ebert

Posted by: Blake Shrapnel at July 11, 2011 5:15 PM

I find it endlessly entertaining.

Agreed. It served him especially well as Mallory Keaton.

Posted by: branded at July 11, 2011 5:17 PM

You mean Jason Timberlake?

Posted by: Forever Jung at July 11, 2011 5:21 PM

Hey, no hating on Cary Grant. He's my official dead boyfriend.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 11, 2011 5:28 PM

a. "plaintive mewling" is pure gold, if not possibly redundant

b. No disrespect was meant to Cary Grant. I LOVE Cary Grant. Deeply. He is my personal Ming Vase (so perfect all I can do is gaze in awe) and beyond the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 11, 2011 5:32 PM

omg bobby cannavale is so fricking hilarious in 'win win'

Posted by: anna at July 11, 2011 5:56 PM

You forgot Michelle Rodriguez as glowering woman-soldier in Resident Evil and Lost as well.

Posted by: lordhelmet at July 11, 2011 6:14 PM

Ryan Reynolds as a --
(is swiftly beaten to death with hundreds of rolled-up copies of Variety)

Posted by: Jim Doggie at July 11, 2011 6:49 PM

Ben Stiller essentially plays the same character in Heavyweights and Dodgeball.

Posted by: Helder at July 11, 2011 6:59 PM

Robert Downey Jr: Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes, Assholish Rogue Who Solves World's Problems

Actually he plays the same damn role in every movie, most people just pretend to ignore it.

Johnny Depp: Everything -- Weirdo Who Wears Funny Hats and Talks in Funny Accent

Posted by: Figgy at July 11, 2011 7:06 PM

If Jason Bateman and Justine Bateman had gotten it on on Arrested Development and had a kid, would they have named it Justin as some kind of meta-commentary?

Posted by: Three-nineteen at July 11, 2011 7:18 PM

Tom Cruise - Minority Report, Mission Impossible (4X), Knight & Day.

And coming soon: Jeremy Renner in MI4, Bourne

But how do you distinguish action roles unless they're set back in time or in outer space?

And Jolie is only a spy in Salt. She's an assassin in Wanted and Mr & Mrs Smith. And she plays a supermodel in The Tourist.

Posted by: Kit at July 11, 2011 7:23 PM

Hahaha Michelle Rodriguez plays the same dude in every movie.

/and I love him

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 11, 2011 8:19 PM

How could you miss
"No strings attached" and "Friends with benefits"?

They are the exact same movie and they both came out this year. I mean it even uses the interchangeable Natalie and Mila.

Posted by: logan at July 11, 2011 8:28 PM

Jennifer Aniston as Rachel in everything except Horrible Bosses, where she's clearly playing Angelina.

Jack Nicholson as Jack Nicholson in almost everything.

George Clooney usually only plays two characters: beleaguered working man, or charming swanky guy. Sometimes, he mixes the two as in, Up in the Air.

I could go on and on. Most of so-called actors in Hollywood don't actually act. They skate by on a good character that audiences happened to like and which they want to see over and over and over again. Films can be sad.

Posted by: Yeah, but at July 11, 2011 11:31 PM

Vera Farmiga - as distressed mother of a psychotic child, Joshua and The Orphan.

Posted by: Adrien at July 12, 2011 2:08 AM

DiCaprio in Shutter Island and Inception. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Oh, and Jason Statham. Just about every movie he ever starred in. Transporter, Crank, Death Race... is there any way of telling these apart at all?

Posted by: Rooks at July 12, 2011 5:29 AM

Do not compare Mila and Natalie. Natalie is a stick up her ass actress who wouldn't know comedy if it pulled the stick out of her ass personally.

Mila is funny, charming, beautiful, and I'm willing to guarantee that Friends With Benefits will prove the better of the 2 films.

besides, Mila was the one on top.

Posted by: kirbyjay at July 12, 2011 8:25 AM

Rooks, The Statham can replay himself over and over and over again as either the action badass or the sweetly wiseass and obnoxious Brit who hustles and steals stuff...as long as he's shirtless at least once.

And I will gladly pay each and every time and someone please put him, Daniel Craig, Alan Rickman, and Clive Owen in a movie together ASAP!

Posted by: latvianluck at July 12, 2011 9:37 AM

Interesting...I thought of Hanna as a Bourne wannabe...

Posted by: Sara Tonin at July 12, 2011 12:26 PM

well said, John G.

Posted by: James at July 20, 2011 12:38 AM

Anyone above who referred to themselves as an American, think about what you say, as I will refer to myself as a U.S. citizen.

Posted by: Lucile Beauharnois at August 8, 2011 1:02 AM