Pajiba After Dark: But Hey! Everyone Likes This Guy, Right?
For a decent number of Pajiba After Dark readers, tonight will probably be the last night of TV they watch for the week since A Dance with Dragons comes out tomorrow so all of them will be eyeball deep in their books/Kindles hastening towards the end of the "Song of Ice and Fire" series that I'm sure George R. R. Martin has completely planned out to a meticulous and thoroughly satisfying conclusion. Awww, now I feel bad. It's not nice to tease about these things, as anyone who was a fan of "Battlestar: Galactica" should be aware of. Now I made myself sad. There's just no winning here. Here's your stupid Monday night TV:
8:00pm: "The Bachelorette" on ABC
"Basketball Wives" on VH1
"Eureka" on SyFy. Fourth season summer premiere.
"Inside the Actor's Studio: Jennifer Aniston" on Bravo
"Secret Life of the American Teenager" on ABC Family
9:00pm: "American Pickers" on History
"No Reservations" on Travel Channel. Seventh season summer premiere. Mr.Bourdain will be visiting Cuba which means most of Miami will probably boycott the show while the rest of the country looks at each other and goes "wait, what?"
"Cake Boss" on TLC
"The Closer" on TNT. Seventh season premiere.
"Love Crimes of Kabul" on HBO
"Hoarders" on A&E
"Man vs. Wild" on Discovery. Seventh season premiere.
"Masterchef" on Fox
"RuPaul's Drag U" on Logo
"Single Ladies" on VH1
"Switched at Birth" on ABC Family
"Unfaithful: Stories of Betrayal" on OWN
"Warehouse 13" on SyFy. Third season premiere.
"WWE: RAW" on USA. CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS FOR THE MOST ACCURATE START TIMES OF ANY SHOWS, PARTICULARLY IF YOU DO NOT RESIDE IN THE EASTERN TIME ZONE.
10:00pm: "All Worked Up" on TruTV
"Alphas" on SyFy. 90 minute series premiere. Listen, Sci-Fi writers, I will be more terrified of genetically engineered super humans when geneticists can reliably predict and control what eye color a baby will end up with.
"American Restoration" on History
"The Dr.Laura Berman Show" on OWN
"Intervention" on A&E
"Law and Order: Los Angeles" on NBC. First season finale.
"Abraham and Mary Lincoln, A House Divided: American Experience" on PBS
"Rizzoli and Isles" on TNT. Second season premiere.
"Surprise Homecoming" on TLC. Series premiere. I guess if the bleakness of Misery Night gets to you, you can always switch over to this and watch lots of crying happy people.
"Surviving the Cut" on Discovery. Second season premiere.
"Teen Wolf" on MTV
"Tough Cookies" on Food Network
"Dance the World" on Travel
"Vanished with Beth Holloway" on Lifetime
"Weeds" on Showtime
"Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition" on ABC
10:30pm: "The Big C" on Showtime
"Pawn Star$" on History
Late Night Listings
"The Late Show with David Letterman" on CBS featuring Emma Watson, George Lopez, a Top Ten List presented by Chris Evans, and Incubus
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" on NBC featuring Howie Mandel, David Feherty, and Joss Stone
"The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" on CBS featuring Elijah Wood and Cat Deeley
"Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" on NBC featuring Kid Rock, Emily Rose, and Panda Bear
"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" on Comedy Central featuring Denis Leary
"The Colbert Report" on Comedy Central featuring Michael Shermer
Intern Rusty has a Masters degree in Music Business and Entertainment Industry. While looking for a job she has taken to blogging again so you can read more about her at Rusty's Ventures if you're into that sort of thing.