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Meghan McCain Decides Which Nepo Babies Are Allowed, Thank You Very Much
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Meghan McCain Decides Which Nepo Babies Are Allowed, Thank You Very Much

By Mike Redmond | News | November 5, 2026

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Header Image Source: Citizen McCain / YouTube

As the midterm elections dropped a nuclear bomb on the Republican Party, it became time for Meghan McCain to put her finger in the air and start acting like she hated MAGA this whole time. That was somebody else who gushed about invitations to the White House and revealed a Christmas card made her forgive Trump for constantly dumping on her father’s grave. That couldn’t be our Meg. She’s a maverick, you see, a “McCain Republican”, dangnabbit. (Hold on to that phrase.)

To prove her independent bonafides, Meghan took a moment on Tuesday night to blast Darline Graham for failing to hold onto Lindsey Graham’s South Carolina Senate seat. Or “Uncle Lindsey” as Meghan used to call him until he shamelessly glommed onto Trump following John McCain’s death.

“Regardless of who wins tonight Darline Graham never had any business running for Senate,” Meghan tweeted. “Nepo baby isn’t something that’s popular anywhere, let alone nepo sister.”

Because Twitter isn’t entirely Nazi particles, just mostly, it didn’t take long for Meghan to get dragged to hell and back. The only reason anyone even knows she exists is because a United States senator impregnated a wealthy beer heiress then made the end result his official campaign blogger. (He’d later fire her.) But what you fools don’t realize is Meghan knows she’s a nepo baby, OK?

“As a nepo baby I’m an expert on all nepo baby matters, thank you,” she replied to an ignorant detractor. “I’M A NEPO BABY - JESUS CHRIST ITS IN MY BIO!” Meghan squawked at another.

So, there you have it, folks, Meghan Mcain is in on the joke. She knows everyone hates nepo babies and are sick of hearing from them. That’s why she would never do things like launch a podcast where you constantly have to hear from her and appoint herself the voice of reason for the Republican Party. That’s no place for a nepo baby.

Now to just check Meghan’s feed…



She’s running!