film / tv / lists / guides / news / love / celeb / video / think pieces / staff / podcasts / web / politics / netflix / advertise / cbr

The 12 Crappiest Movies of Carla Gugino's Career

By Agent Bedhead | Seriously Random Lists | October 19, 2011 | Comments ()


Elektra Luzz: Despite the presence of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Olyphantastic, who is already taking his shirt off in this poster. You're welcome.

elektraluzzsrl1.jpg

Son in Law: Despite the dubious comic stylings of Pauly Shore.

soninlawsrl.jpg

Every Day: Despite the presence of Liev Schreiber, who is probably overdue for one of these lists too. I'll get right on that.

everydaysrl.jpg

Race to Witch Mountain: Despite the impregnating smile of Dwayne Johnson (see also Faster).

racemountainsrl.jpg

The Unborn: Despite Odette Yustman's magnificent ass.

unbornsrl.jpg

Night at the Museum: Despite the implication of Sacagawea and Teddy Roosevelt getting it on together. Kinky.

nightmuseumsrl.jpg

Sucker Punch: Despite Jon Hamm and lots (and lots of) scantily-clad boobs.

suckerpunchsrl.jpg

Michael: Despite the presence of angel-playing Scientologist John Travolta.

michaelsrl.jpg

Spy Kids 3-D: Despite the aura of the adorable Alan Cumming.

spykids3dsrl.jpg

Snake Eyes: Despite the presence of director Brian De Palma and notwithstanding Crazy Cage.

snakeeyessrl.jpg

Women in Trouble: Despite the mutually exclusive inclusion of Josh Brolin and an abundant supply of stiletto heels.

womentroublesrl.jpg

Troop Beverly Hills: Despite ... oh hell, I can't even pretend with this one.

troopbeverlysrl.jpg

And a little unexpected bonus number for you...

Righteous Kill: Despite the Al Pacino/Robert DeNiro combo. Hell, I even enjoyed this one (only for the cast) but can admit that it was one hell of a righteously crappy movie.

righteouskillsrl.jpg

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at Celebitchy.



Come Up with the Best Reverse 80's Remake. Win a Pajiba T-Shirt | "Misfits" to be Americanized: No Word Yet on Whether They Need to Save a Cheerleader



Bigots, Trolls & MRAs Are Not Welcome in the Comments

Recent News











Recent Reviews








Privacy Policy