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Jessabelle Fills A Bathtub With Horror Movie Tropes & Fails To Clean Up

Robert Downey Jr. Once Greeted A Journalist With 'Nice T-ts' and the Olsen Twins Look Less Alike Now

Lena Dunham Issues Half-Assed Apology & Michael Fassbender May Be Your New Steve Jobs

Louis C.K. Mysteriously Quits Twitter, and You'll Never See the Best 'Part' of '50 Shades of Grey'

Zac Efron Is a Controlling Boyfriend, and Outraged Parents Draw a Line from Kardashian Baby Clothes to Sex Tapes

Anne Hathaway's Hate-Resurrection Undone By Ebola, But Jim Carrey Thrives on Hate

Jennifer Lawrence's Middle Finger Gets Creative & Another Death Hoax Victim Rises

Move That Planchette: Ouija Doesn't Spell Out S-C-A-R-Y

Shocker: '50 Shades' Sex Scenes Fail To Scintillate, But Ultron's Package Delivers

Johnny Depp's Big Bad Wolf Looks Like Hairy Sinatra & Cumby's Wax Figure Looks Too Accurate

Marvel Courts Robert Downey Jr. With An Astounding Gift & Nicki Minaj's Anaconda Don't Want None

The Dead Really Know How To Party In The Book of Life

Dane Cook's Conquest Tally Will Disgust You & Jude Law's Super Sperm Should Frighten You

Blake Lively Throws A Fit Over Her Slave Owner-Inspired Fashion Spread & Steven Collins Plays A Pedophile Priest

Kristen Stewart Calls Non Feminists Ridiculous & Ernie Hudson Calls Female Ghostbusters Wrong

Everything That Happens In Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day is a 1st World Problem

Christian Bale's Ass Story Will Horrify You & Katy Perry Will Peacock The NFL

Jennifer Lawrence Wants A Boyfriend Who Farts & Gwyneth Paltrow Farts Shade At Martha Stewart

Lindsay Lohan Gets Another Opportunity To F*ck Up, SNL Plagiarizes, & 'The Fappening' Has Its 1st Male Victim

Annabelle Will Make You Rue The Day You Laughed At The 'Scary' Doll

The Rock Tests His Fans' Loyalty With Baywatch & Katherine Heigl Wins A Few More Fans

Anne Hathaway Admits 'Fame F*cked Me Up' & Ben's Little Affleck Makes Its Screen Debut

Ben Affleck's Punchable Face Identified With Nick Dunne & Lena Dunham Won't Pay Artists

Laika Presents Stunningly Grotesque Visuals In The Boxtrolls & Forgets The Story

People Magazine Tweeted Racist Sh*t About Viola Davis & John Cusack Called Hollywood A Whorehouse

Cuba Gooding Hilariously Loses It, and Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Will Strip Down for Soderbergh

'Fox & Friends' Unironically Claims 'No Equivalency' For Missing Male Wonder Woman

Clay Aiken: People Who Take 'Inappropriate' Selfies 'Deserve What They Get'

Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Quietly Welcomed Their Hey Girl Into The World

The Mockingjay: Part I Trailer: Chills, Thrills & One Angry Katniss

Sarah Palin's Knock-Down, Drag-Out Family Brawl Put A Football Pile-Up To Shame

By Pulling Her NFL Performance, CBS Reinforced the Fact That Rihanna Was a Victim Instead of a Survivor of DV

'Veronica Mars' Almost Went Solo & Other TV Near Misses

Seth Rogen: Ray Rice Should Be Banned For Life From The NFL

Tom Brady Outs Himself As A Whiner & Pouter Off The Field Too

Idris Elba Will Save The Internet From This Awful Week Of Jackassery

As Above, So Below Review: Abandon All Hope Of Not Hurling, Ye Who Enter Here

Obama's Tan Suit Took Over The Internet, Which Needs To Get A Grip

Blake Lively's Response To A Bee Swarm Attack Is Open For Interpretation

Hello Kitty Is Not A Cat, Apparently: Forget Everything You Know

Carla Gugino's Steamy ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Needs Cooling Off

New Excerpts Of Lena Dunham's Memoir Surface: Would You Buy It?

Chris Hemsworth In Talks To Cut His Comedic Teeth in a 'Vacation' Reboot

The VMA Fashion Show Included Britney Spears & Rose McGowan (Yes, That Dress) Throwbacks

Sebastian Stan & Anthony Mackie Discuss Chris Evans' Boob Grabbing Habit At Chicago Comic-Con

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Review: Pulp F*cktion

Do We Still Like Cumberbatch? You'll Like His ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Chuck Zito Thinks War Machine Did The Right Thing By Beating His Woman

Gene Simmons Is Sorry, Not Sorry That He Told People To Kill Themselves

Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Tori Amos Understand Feminism & Preach It

Goodbye, Slim: Lauren Bacall Passes Away At The Age of 89

Deceased Race Driver Kevin Ward's Relative Calls Tony Stewart 'A D*ck'

Who Needs Sharks When You've Got A Firenado?: Into the Storm Review

Charlize Theron Will Get Your A** Banned From Her Fancy Gym

Even A Drunk Chrissy Teigen Can Pitch Better Than 50 Cent, Plus New Terminator Title Is Copywriter's Worst Nightmare.

How Did Cosmo's Lesbian Sex Tips Work Out For Actual Lesbians?

Lee Pace Wrote A Fan Letter Once & All He Got Was A Broken Heart

Celebrities Cuddle With Their Younger Selves & Other Things You Can't Unsee

The Maze Runner Trailer: Lord of the Grievers

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Red-Band Trailer Double Dips Naked Eva Green

The Media Has Spoken: Jay-Z & Beyonce Will Split & He's 'Screwing' Rihanna

Susan Sarandon Stomps All Over Woody Allen & Reveals Love Affair With David Bowie

The Benedict Cumberbatch Wax Statue: So Hot It'll Melt Its Own Panties

The Purge: Anarchy Review: Live and Let Die

Chris Evans is the New Phoebe Cates & Other Iconic Scenes for Pervs

How to Explain To Your Teenage Daughter that a Thigh Gap Is Not Something with Which to Aspire

Chris Pratt Cuddles With A Raccoon, and One Man's Hilarious Response After President Obama Asked Him If He Was Gay

The Class of 2032 Will Be 'Django' Heavy

Nick Cannon Guns for the Richard Pryor Biopic Lead

Very Good Girls Review: Friendship, Betrayal & Dakota Fanning's Butt Double

Earth to Echo Review: An Unapologetic E.T. Copycat for the Found-Footage Age

Tilda Swinton's Cool Alien Resolve Melts In The Face Of Her Reddit AMA

Shia LaBeouf's Cabaret Meltdown Just Got Much Weirder

Orange is the New Black & the Myth of Prison Rehabilitation

Gary Oldman Defends Mel Gibson & Alec Baldwin's Rants: 'Political correctness is crap'

Jersey Boys Review: That Thing You Don't Do

Should the Rules of Tipping Be Different For Celebrities?

Jennifer Lawrence Will Don 1980s Garb In 'X-Men: Apocalypse'

How to Train Your Dragon 2 Review: Toothless Strikes Back

Keira Knightley Pays Herself A $50K Annual Allowance Because She's Just Like You

Veep Finally Reveals A Very Important Detail In Its Season Finale

Lana Del Rey Wants You To Know That Your Feminism Is Goddamn Boring

A Tribute to 'Ghostbusters' On Its 30th Anniversary: They Came. They Saw. They Kicked Its Ass!

Blake Lively Could Be The Next Bond Girl, and the Greatest Dick Joke in the History of TV

Maleficent Review: A Kinder, Gentler, Impotent Villainess

Charlize Theron Compares Press Intrusion To Rape

Tori Amos Fights the Patriarchy & Sweetly Shades Miley Cyrus

Jennifer Lawrence Demonstrates Her Foolproof Plan For Curing Hiccups

Bryan Cranston Finally Lifts The Lid On Godzilla's Appalling Diva Antics

Where's The Craziest Place You've Done The Deed? Zoe Saldana Tops It.

Ti West & Eli Roth's Sacrament Delivers Us Unto Jonestown

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Stop Judging Her For Judging You

Is It Too Early To Name The Best Sex Scene of 2014?

James Franco's Selfie Game Somehow Got Creepier Last Night

Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Paparazzi, And In the Process, Shows Off Her New Ring

The Quiet Ones Review: Pretty F*cking Loud, Actually

Shailene Woodley's Sunshine Vadge Is Back With War Paint & Hairy Pits

Samuel L. Jackson Popped Into A Live Reading of Tarantino's 'Hateful Eight'

Marlon Wayans Humps The Conjuring Doll in A Haunted House 2: Parody Is Dead

Lindsay Lohan: My List Of Lovers Was One Of AA's 12 Steps

Kate Upton Wishes For A Smaller Rack Every Day Of Her Life

Rio 2 Review: Oh So Pretty But Not Very Witty

Beyonce & Some Sketchy Photoshop Skills Begin The 'Thigh Gap' Discussion Anew

The 'Lucy' Trailer Proves We May Have Underestimated Scarlett Johansson

Johnny Depp Ain't Couch Jumping Yet, But He's Damn Close

Cameron Diaz Says All Ladies Want To Get It On With Other Ladies

Gwyneth Paltrow Surfaces From 'Conscious Upcoupling' To Take On 9-5 Moms

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Take The Cover Of Vogue, World Dies In Response

Muppets Most Wanted Review: What's So Amazing, That Keeps Us Stargazing?

Kurt Cobain's Death Still Holds Secrets 20 Years Later

Scarlett Johansson's Pregnancy Cleavage? Marvel: 1; DC: 0

The Reasons Why You Should Be Watching 'The Americans' Will Convince You, Comrade

The World Needed a Definitive Ranking of Wes Anderson Movies

Mr. Peabody & Sherman Review: A Dog & His Boy's Excellent Adventure

Jared Leto Thinks Jennifer Lawrence's Oscars Falling Streak is 'A Bit of an Act'

Vivienne Jolie-Pitt May Be The Most Badass 5-Year-Old Ever

We Need To Talk About Brad Pitt's Spirit Awards Hair

Mila Kunis Got Engaged To Ashton Kutcher: Jackie & Kelso 4Eva?

My Godzilla, How You've Grown: New Poster Reveals a Big Twinkie

Jennifer Aniston Almost Starred on 'SNL' Instead of 'Friends' & Other Casting Shockers

Brangelina Ends Media Drought, Surfaces at BAFTAs in Matching Tuxedos

Sports Illustrated: Swim's 50th Anniversary Cover Promotes a Sweet Rear View

Shia LaBeouf Begs for Attention Even Though He's Clearly Not a Celebrity

The Lego Movie Review: Everything is Awesome

Leonard Nimoy Reveals COPD Diagnosis, Urges Fans to Stop Smoking

Benedict Cumberbatch Will Tell You How To Get To Sesame Street

Don't Laugh Now: Miley Cyrus Doles Out Sage Advice to Justin Bieber

Beyonce Shook Her Thang & Willie Nelson Got Baked at the Grammys

Jonah Hill Talks About the Time Joe Pesci Got a Little Too Up Close & Personal

Jennifer Lawrence & Lupita Nyong'o Held a Cool-Off Contest at the SAGs

Devil’s Due Review: Rotten Devilled Eggs

Poor Benedict Cumberbatch: Nobody Thought He was Sexy Enough for 'Sherlock'

Jared Leto's Golden Globes Speech Inspires Outrage?

Why the Golden Globes are the Greatest Award Ceremony of All Time (*Kanye shrug*)

Target Thinks that Pregnant Women are 'Plus Sized.' In Other News, America is Really F***ing Cold

Kate Winslet Would Like You To Stop Judging Her Husband-Hopping, Baby-Making Habit

'Grudge Match' Review: It Truly Coulda Been a Contender

Lena Dunham Says Her Feminism Remains Intact Despite Dodgy Terry Richardson Connection

'Walking With Dinosaurs' Review: Smithsonian-Grade Visuals Voiced by the Mac Guy

Jennifer Lawrence Will Take Over The World, Plus Kate Upton Jogs In A Bikini

Miley Cyrus Did Something Again: Boobs

Former Tom Cruise Publicist Speaks & the Couch Jumping Makes Total Sense Now

Fit Mom Maria Kang Might Do Well to Refer to the List of Questions One Should 'Never Ask a Fat Girl'

Is This The Era of a Kinder, Gentler Christian Bale? Say It Ain't So

The 2013 Kardashian Khristmas Kard (See Inside) Really Brings the Krap

Homefront Review: You'll Never Leave the Bayou Alive

Miley Cyrus Performs With a Giant Anime Cat, Plus Brittany Murphy's Mom Talks Back

Jennifer Lawrence Hates Girl-On-Girl Hate, Plus Justin Bieber (Finally) Jumps off a Cliff

Angelina Jolie's Speech at the Governors Awards Will Make You Cry, Plus More JLaw Sideboob

The Best Man Holiday Review: Christmas Tissues & Issues

Miley Classes Up a Joint, Cruise Gets Crazier & Dinovember Puts Us All to Shame

Jennifer Lawrence (Still) Will Not Starve Herself To Make You Happy, Okay?

Tom Cruise is Bringing Crazy Back (Again), Plus Thoreal is Worth It

Courtney Stodden, 19, & Doug Hutcherson, 51, End Their Creepy Marriage: Love is Dead

Free Birds Review: More Grating Than a 9:06 Classic Rock Song

Michael Fassbender is Tired of Your Sexual Harassment, Ladies & Gents

Halloween Brings Out the Racist in All Of Us, and Katy Perry Ironically Slams the Use of Sexuality to Sell Music

Kristen Stewart vs. Jennifer Lawrence: Almost Unfair To Compare?

Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen Are the Internet's Immortal Spirit Animals

Escape Plan Review: Hasta La Vista, Common Sense

Melissa McCarthy Wore a Coat On Her Elle Cover & It's a Scandal

Miley Cyrus Is Racist: In Retrospect, Not So Surprising?

'Machete Kills' Review: Everything The First Movie Should Have Been

Hot Chick With A Douchebag: Kate Upton's Idiot Boyfriend Told Her To Lose Weight

Scarlett Johansson Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive' By Esquire: Good Call?

Allow Britney Spears An Unscripted Interview & Much Becomes Clear

Katy Perry Throws Russell Brand Into The Thames River Again: Enough Already?

Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 Review: The Food Strikes Back

Miley Cyrus Calls Herself A 'Creepy, Sexy Baby': Is This Sh-t For Real?

Douchebag Piers Morgan Taunts Jon Stewart After Emmy Loss (Plus, Miley Cyrus Invests in Black Nipple Pasties)

James Franco Staged His Own Fake-Gay Paparazzi Pics: Awesome?

Now We Know How Awesome It Would Have Been to Be on the Set of 'Breaking Bad' While They Were Filming 'Ozymandias'

Joseph Gordon Levitt Won't Dignify Those Gay Rumors With A Response, Snuggles Kitten Instead

Hell Hath No Fury Like Gwyneth Paltrow After Her Kids Eat McDonalds

In A Battle Of The Pop Stars, Whose Promo Image Wins: Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry?

Is It Really Surprising When Robin "Blurred Lines" Thicke Gets Busted Groping A Fan?

Deeply Disturbed Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Was "Disgusting and Embarrassing," So Says Uptight MSNBC News Lady

MTV VMA Awards Will Never Be Able To Top Britney With A Snake, Plus A Thorgi!

Michelle Obama Likens Herself To A Single Mother & All Hell Breaks Loose

Aaron Taylor-Johnson Wants You To Stop Whining About His Much Older Wife

Here's Jennifer Lawrence with Puppies, Because That's The Way Internet God Intended It, OK?

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Review: A Big Splash

Miley Cyrus & Terry Richardson Do “Rebellious” Couture: Do They Pull It Off?

Blame It On Franco: Why Must They All Consider Themselves "Artists"?

Smurfs 2 Review: Who's Your Daddy, Smurfette?

Katy Perry Never Farts In Front Of Romantic Interests: Do You?

You Need More Reasons To Love Jennifer Lawrence, Right? (Here Are 20 Of Them)

Even Page Six Is Telling Anthony Weiner "It's Time To Pull Out" (Plus Bonus Bill Murray)

This Post Does Not Contain A Shirtless Photo Of Geraldo Rivera

The Conjuring Review: Caution: May Evoke Feelings That Could Be Mistaken For Fear

Introducing the Star of Taylor Swift's Next Album ... Matthew Gray Gubler?

Turbo Review: Feeling the Need for Speed

Tom Hiddleston Wears the Most Nerdy T-Shirt Ever, Plus a Truly Heartwarming Tale of a Sick Child & Pizza

Amanda Seyfried's Vagina Is Like Toucan Sam's Nose: It Always Knows

George Clooney & Stacey Keibler Broke Up: When's the Next Round of Auditions?

Henry Cavill & Kaley Cuoco Prove Their Love: Why Are They Trying So Hard?

Despicable Me 2 Review: Minions 'R' Us

Alec Baldwin Expresses Regret For His Homophobic Rant: Should We Forgive Him?

Val Kilmer & His Genius Plan To Bang Natalie Portman, Plus Al Pacino & Siri In A Bathroom

Jim Carrey Regrets Earning Millions From Kick-Ass 2, Much To Producers' Delight

Bradley Cooper Voted "Best Hair" & George Lucas Thinks Movie Tickets Should Be $100

Kim Kardashian Gave Birth To Baby Yeezus, Plus Maya Rudolph Tells A Bill Murray Story

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her New Gold Tooth & Grill, Plus Too Many Macbeths

Charming Potato Feeds Puppies Cereal, Plus the Most Revolting Thing You'll See All Day

The Purge Review: Binge On This

Examining Man of Steel’s Judicious Lack Of Underwear, Plus ASkars Goes Down For The Count

Michael Douglas Says Cunninglingis Caused His Throat Cancer, Plus Interspecies Marriage

"Justified" Lovers, Now You Can Have Raylan's Hat; Plus Spelling Bee Trauma

Epic Review: You Want It All, But You Can’t Have It

Frances Bean Cobain Takes On A Kardashian ... And Loses? Plus Chris Hemsworth Loses The Hot

Beyonce Laughs At The "Low Life People" Who Criticize Her, Plus Cheeky Billboard Fashion

Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth Still Boozing It Up, Plus A "Sexy" Nymphomaniac Image

Male Models & The Cats Who Resemble Them, Plus A Screaming DiCaprio Head

The Return Of Jack Bauer, Plus 1 World Trade Center Finally Rises From The Ashes

Benedict Cumberbatch Blushes While Confronting The Truth, Plus A Mystery Model

Let Us All Hope For Wino Forever, Plus Kevin Spacey Gives The Best Photobombs

Leading Men Age But Their Leading Ladies Stay The Same, Plus Alec Baldwin's Head Explodes

Jennifer Lawrence Is One Of TIME's Most Influential & Don Cheadle Packs Some Serious Heat

Scary Movie 5 Review: Why Bother? Because That’s What We Do

Kim Kardashian Spawns Feminist Controversy, Robert Downey Jr. Makes It All Better By Sporting Lederhosen

Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob & The Botox-Ridden Love That Will Never Die, Plus Prince William Rejected By A Little Heroine

Why Do We Love Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson?

The Croods Review: A Little Rebellion Is A Good Thing

Tell The Truth: What’s The Last Movie That You Watched In A Theater?

The Call Review: Wrong F*cking Number

Why Are Young Starlets So Eager To Debase Themselves?

The (Lame) Jennifer Lawrence Backlash Begins, Plus Plenty Of Shirtless Males (Good & Bad)

The Last Exorcism Part II Review: Evil Will Always Triumph Because Good Is Dumb

More Fassbender & Lawrence In The Next X-Men Movie? Plus, Girls Gone Wild Goes Bankrupt

Snitch Review: Dwayne Johnson Finally Gets One Right

What Movie Couldn’t You Finish Watching (Even Though You Wanted To)?

Escape from Planet Earth Review: Old Dog, New Nothing

For Your Consideration: Why Are Oscar Campaigns So Shameless?

Nelson Mandela's Grandkids Will Crush His Legacy With A Reality Show, But At Least Scientology's Going Down

After-Death Considerations: Do You Have A Plan?

Parker Review: Starring Jason Statham As Jason Statham In A Not-Quite Stathamy Movie

Watching Violent, R-Rated Movies: How Young Is Too Young?

Why I Am The Only Person In The World Who Isn't Looking Forward To The "Arrested Development" Reunion

A Haunted House Review: I Ain’t Afraid Of This #@%*% Ghost

Tom Cruise, President? Plus a Henry Cavill/Gina Carano Mating & Everything You Already Knew About Lindsay Lohan

Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

11 Underappreciated Performances In Quentin Tarantino Films

Monsters, Inc. 3D Review: Polished-Up Yet Still The Same Furry Tale

11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Buscemi's Career

10 Crappiest Movies of Cate Blanchett's Career

Lay the Favorite Review: Not Exactly Money, And It Doesn't Even Know It

Hey Jude: 10 Pretty Boys Who Uglied Themselves Up for a Role

10 (Mostly) Magnificent Bastards (Who Get Away with Everything)

Rise of the Guardians Review: Plenty of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing

The Twilight Saga Cast in 10 Years: A Prediction

11 Heir Apparent Brit Actors to Hugh Grant's Hair

Wreck-It Ralph Review: No One Knows What It's Like to be the Bad Man

11 Lame, Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas (To Inspire a Good Hatef*ck)

10 Running Movies to Ease Those Sore Muscles

Ethan Hawke: Best Doucheface in the Business

Sinister Review: Hold Me?

11 Cinematic Sociopaths Who Could Program the Hell Out of My iPod

Frankenweenie Review: OMG, I Love Tim Burton Again

11 Reasons to Love Winona Ryder

Hotel Transylvania Review: Adam Sandler Vants To Suck Your Brains Out

11 Most Compelling Diner Scenes in Cinema

11 Hottest 1980s Female Teen Heartthrobs

Finding Nemo 3D Review: Now That's More Like It

11 Creepiest Smiles In Hollywood (Including Dennis Quaid)

11 Most Ill-Advised Quotes To Fall Out Of Shia LaBeouf’s Mouth

11 Greatest Transformations of Gary Oldman's Career

The Apparition Review: Spoilers will magically appear in this review

11 Former Child Stars Who Haven’t F**ked It All Up Just Yet

Paranorman Review: May Put Kids Back Into Diapers

11 Family-Friendly Movies that Just Might Scare the Crap Out of You

11 Generally Unfunny Comedians Worthy of Contempt

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Review: Lies, Damn Lies

11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Zahn’s Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Anne Hathaway’s Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Christian Bale’s Career

Ice Age: Continental Drift Review: All About Scrat (& More Lovable Than Brave)

11 Great Scenery Chewers for the (Ice) Ages

Our Cinematic Autobiography: Broken Flowers

Katy Perry: Part of Me Review: An *Almost* Entirely Manufactured Whole

11 Crappiest Movies of Uma Thurman’s Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Matthew McConaughey’s Career

Brave Review: Pixar Officially Wimps Out

11 Crappiest Movies of Susan Sarandon’s Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Paul Giamatti’s Career

Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted Review: Still Inexplicably Moving It, Moving It

Bel Ami Review: A Different Kind of Inadequate Vampire

11 Crappiest Movies of Guy Pearce's Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Charlize Theron’s Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Elizabeth Banks’ Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Cameron Diaz’s Career

11 Crappiest Movies of Johnny Depp’s Career

A Little Bit of Heaven Review: Hot Lovin’ & Colonoscopies

11 Crappiest Movies of Samuel L. Jackson’s Career

Safe Review: Kicking Ass and Taking Hearts

Pirates! Band of Misfits Review: Ship-Shape, Mateys

11 Crappiest Movies of Robert Downey Jr.’s Career

Chimpanzee Review: Death By Narration

11 Crappiest Movies of Rhys Ifans’ Career

11 Aussie Actors Who Haven’t F**ked It All Up Just Yet

Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of American Pie?

11 Crappiest Movies Of Julia Roberts’ Career

11 Crappiest Movies Of Stanley Tucci’s Career

The 11 Crappiest Movies Of Willem Dafoe’s Career

8 Ways Johnny Depp Tattered His Own Legacy Before The 21 Jump Street Remake Even Had A Chance

The Lorax Review: Unless someone like you cares a whole, awful lot, movies aren't going to get better. They're not.

Imagining How Hollywood Could Ruin 11 Dr. Seuss Books Other Than The Lorax

11 Crappiest Movies Of Danny DeVito’s Career

The Secret World Of Arrietty Review: Simply Glorious

11 Crappiest Movies Of Michael Caine’s Career

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Review: Another Fantastic Voyage

11 Crappiest Movies Of Denzel Washington’s Career

The 12 Crappiest Movies of Drew Barrymore’s Career

The 11 Crappiest Movies Of John Leguizamo’s Career

The 11 Crappiest Movies of Kate Beckinsale’s Career

Beauty and the Beast 3-D Review: Because Hollywood Just Couldn’t Resist

The 11 Crappiest Movies Of Michael Douglas’ Career

The 13 Most Satisfying Revenge Movies Ever

The 11 Best Soundtrack/Score Efforts Of Trent Reznor: God Save The Keyboards

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Review: Washed Up & Left For Dead

Assessing Scarlett Johansson: Lost in Boobland

11 Actors Who’ve Debased Themselves Alongside CGI Co-Stars

The 11 Crappiest Movies of Michelle Pfeiffer’s Career

They All Want To Be Marilyn: 15 Monroe Imitators That Should Stuff It

Arthur Christmas Review: The Best Holiday Movie that You Won't See

9 Cultural Zeitgeists Arguably More Damaging Than Twilight

The 13 Crappiest Movies of Mickey Rourke's Career

Storytellers: Salvatore Giuliano, The Lost Corleone

The 12 Crappiest Movies of Eddie Murphy’s Career

Puss in Boots Review: Good Times with a Bad Kitty

The 12 Crappiest Movies of Billy Bob Thornton’s Career

Johnny English Reborn Review: Bourne Again?

Mighty Macs Review: Hoosiers Meets Sister Act

The 12 Crappiest Movies of Carla Gugino's Career

The 11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Martin's Career

Assessing Hugh Jackman: Wolverine & I Are Done, Professionally

Assessing Naomi Watts: Blank Slate or Newly Bland Actress?

Dolphin Tale Review: Better Than Having Teeth Pulled

Assessing Clive Owen: Super Tiger Sex Commando & Unpredictable Box-Office Quantity

The Lion King 3-D Review: The Circle of Life for a Few Dollars More

Assessing Sarah Jessica Parker: A Glorified Clothes Hanger

Movie Deaths In Trailers: A Surprisingly Effective Marketing Tool

In Celebration Of Helen Mirren: 20 Other “Older” Babes Who’ve Still Got It

Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark Review: Holmes Not-So-Sweet Holmes

12 Currently Working Actresses Who’d Do Anything To Be The Next Action Jolie

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World 4D Review: Time Out, Rodriguez

Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of “Beverly Hills, 90210”?

Body-Switching Movies: Kill Them With Fire or Let Them Be?

The Smurfs Review: As Smurfy as Sticking a Smurf Up Your Smurf

The 10 Crappiest Movies of Alan Cumming's Career

Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of “That ‘70s Show”?

Winnie the Pooh Review: Silly Old Bear

Assessing the Harry Potter Leads: One Of Three Ain't Bad

The 10 Crappiest Movies of Jennifer Aniston's Career

Monte Carlo Review: No Sex and a City

The “Boom” Factor: 6 Directors Who are Just as Guilty as Michael Bay

Cars 2 Review: In the Immortal Words of Michael Bay, “BOOM!”

Who Asked For Cars 2 Again? 5 Children's Sequels That Should’ve Arrived Instead

Mr. Popper’s Penguins Review: He’s Not Stupid, He Just Dupes It

Down With CGI Costumes: 5 Real Ones That Did The Job Better

Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer Review: Manic Pixie Go F*ck Yourself

Assessing Heather Graham: License to Strip

Assessing Kevin Bacon: Six Degrees of Underrated

Kung Fu Panda Review: Go for the Panda, Stay for the Peacock

Assessing Jack Black: Don't Go Away Mad, Just Go Away

Assessing Geoffrey Rush: Characters Depraved and Themes Unwholesome at Best

Assessing Will Ferrell: Land of the Lost Career?

Jumping the Broom Review: Sweep It Up Your A**

"Justified" Season 2 Finale Review: Bloody Harlan, Indeed

Assessing Kate Hudson: Perky and Blonde Just Don't Cut It

Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil Review: Pow! Right in the Wallet

Assessing Vin Diesel: Have Muscles, Will Use Them

Water for Elephants Review: Almost Everything is an Illusion

Assessing Reese Witherspoon: Perky Blonde Seeks Resurrection

Rio Review: A Very Colorful Pile of Bird Droppings

Assessing Neve Campbell: The Reluctant Scream Queen

Assessing Helen Hunt: Let's Jump Into The Final Frontier

Hop Review: A Cadbury Egg Copiously Filled With Crap

Assessing Colin Firth: “My Career Has Just Peaked”

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules (and Brothers Drool)

7 Directors Who Think They Can Act

Assessing Marisa Tomei: A Mixed Body Of Work

Mars Needs Moms Review: It Doesn’t Take A Village (Especially Not This One)

Gary Oldman Career Assessment: Simply a Bloody Good Actor

Rango Review: Children Strictly Optional

Assessing Michael Biehn: Go With Him If You Want To Live

Farrelly Bros. Career Assessment: Spooge Only Shoots So Far

Dreamcasting Arseface & Other Comic-Based Roles That Will Never Happen

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Review: The Origin Story of a Dips**t

Gnomeo and Juliet Review: Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty

Assessing Nicole Kidman: You Know The Drill

My Arse Bleeds For Them

Explosive In a Non-Michael Bay Way

Twitter Star, Not Movie Star

Just Call Him "The Love Doctor"

Daddy Got the Rainman Suite, and He Sh*t All Over It

You Shall Not (Free) Pass!

Behold, a Lump of Deformity

(Almost) Nobody Shoots At Santa

Anna Faris, You’ve Done It Again

Ray Has Gone Bye Bye

Seriously, What's Happening Here?

What Are You Doing Here?

Starring Dwayne Johnson as “The Bride”

The Illusion of Effortlessness Requires a Great Effort

You Stare At Him. He Just Stares Right Back. And That’s When the Attack Comes.

It’s Not the Size of the Noggin but the Motion of the Notion that Matters

Let's Not Get Caught

As Soon as You Give Us the Money, Dickwad!

The Whole is More than the Sum of the Parts

Death to All Frog Brothers!

It's Not a Question of How; It's a Question of What

Deader Than Undead

They're Fingering the Wrong Culprit

Wife For Life

You Have No Power Over Me

Will Find Nice Sensible Movie & Avoid Attachments With Any of the Following

Don’t Come Around Here No More

Creature of the Neverending Night

Let Me Paint this Picture for You, Baby

Just Another Date-Rapey Wolf Movie

A Chance to Take It to the Next Plateau

Just Give the Woman a Mul-ti-pass Already

The Loss of a Cinematic Icon & the Scavengers Who Follow

In the End, We All Know What We’ve Done

Nothing Exceeds Like Excess

The Last Exorcism, The Review | So Damn Sure Of Ourselves, Aren't We?

Touch Me, I'm Dick

Dodgy but Reliably So

Painting the Town Red

A Face Only a Captive Audience Could Love

SO Painfully Overrated

Still Tryin’ Real Hard To Be The Shepherd

Interspecies Love on a Shag Rug

So High So Far To Fall

Pest? More Like Future Reprobate.

And She Eats Men Like Air

He's Right Behind You, Leo!

Bela Lugosi’s (Not) Dead

The Final Countdown?

Rude Awakening? Please Hold.

A Tale of Two Couch Jumpings

How to Lose Fans & Alienate the Rest of Us

Whacks On, Whacks Off

It's a Bird! It's a Plane! Oh, It's... Blankman.

Commemorating Many Years of Dead Rainbows

Where Unholy Rumors Go To Mate

Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Hurl

Hiding in the Doghouse

Edgar and Alan Who?

Because Someone Has to Hold the Gucci Cigarette Lighter

The Romance Is Over

There's Something Puzzling About Mary

Surpassing 50 Cent as the Most Successful Sellout Ever

Advice From a 14-Year-Old Idiot

Comeback Maximus? Too Soon to Tell.

If Only She Wasn’t Such an Insufferable Bitch

Al Gore Gets Credit For This One

Ace Aims For The Hole

It’s Turkey Time. Gobble, Gobble.

Time to Put the Bunny Back in the Box, Nic

Yep, That’s What He Said

Hold Me & Make the Bad Man Go Away

She Who Forsaketh the Best of Both Worlds

Kicks Some Serious Ass

He Made His Own Filthy, Whorish Bed

Freaks, Geeks & Stick Figures

These Are Not the Douchebags You Seek

Sparkle and Fade?

Latifah’s All Like, “That Man was No Good For You."

Dance, dance, dance 'till I kick you in the face

Anyone Seen Cybill Shepard Lately?

Scorsese's New Muse? Not So Fast.

Let’s Face It--He’s No Harry Hamlin Either

Frankie’s Four Fingers Got Hairy

Let’s Go for Three, Shall We?

Now, even the peacocks are embarrassed.

Disarming You with a Smile

La Lohan Wants You To Feel Her Pain

Expectations Duly Lowered, Tinkerbuff

The Billion-Dollar Cro-Magnon Man?

Man On Ire

Is It Still George Michael’s Time to Shine?

The Ten Best Kids' Movies of the Aughts

More Roadkill, Less Squish

Malkovich? Malkovich. Malkovich!

That Voodoo You Do So(rt of) Well

High Concept, Low No Execution

Won’t Someone Think of the Children?

Little Wonder

Stop Banging My Mom, Or My Nipples Will Shoot You!

Here You Go, Puppy Junkies

Fright of the Living Dead

Go. Just Don't Go Hungry.

"Theta Pi" Rhymes With “Die.” Get it?

Rats, Snails, and Puppy Dog Tails

Look, Prisco... Snowbuddies!

Time to Hit the Star Trek Convention Circuit, Buddy

You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky!

About A Booger

Six strangers. Two killers. More closeted red herrings than a secretly gay law school professor.

Come for the Kiddies. Stay for the Douchebag.

I’ve Made a Huge Mistake. Again.

Finding Leguizamo

I Can’t Believe This Macho Bullshit.

Delirious? Not so much.

He’s Not Giving In To Your Negativity Again

How Nia Failed To Get Her Groove Back

Begrudgingly Blonde Jailbait

The Family Who Shticks Together

The Highway to Hell: Paved by What Happened in Monterey

A Pair Of Star-Crossed Mates

Hustle and No Flow

Could This Pair Be Any Less Convincing?

Sweet Home Niblets

They Came. They Saw. They Sort Of Kicked Ass.

Tale of 49-Foot 11-Inch Woman Comes Up Short

The Rock is Cooking Something (in his pants)

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience

Stripes Review

Coraline Review

Real Five Hottest 80s Teen Heartthrobs

Hotel for Dogs Review

Surfer, Dude Review

Marley & Me Review

Tale of Despereaux, The Review

Delgo Review

The Stitcher Review

House Review

High School Musical 3: Senior Year

Secret Life Of Bees, The

City of Ember

Nights In Rodanthe

The Real Greatest Trilogy of All Time


Righteous Kill


Rocker, The

Beer for My Horses

Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, The

Lost Boys: The Tribe

Space Chimps

Journey To The Center Of The Earth

Kit Kittredge: An American Girl

Godfather, The

Love Guru, The

Kung Fu Panda

Strangers, The

Made Of Honor

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Sex and the City, Season Four

Street Kings

Nim's Island


Never Back Down


Witless Protection

Dark City

Fool's Gold

Eye, The


Night of the Living Dead

Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, The: A Veggietales Movie

First Sunday

Alvin and the Chipmunks

P.S. I Love You


Morvern Callar

Love In The Time Of Cholera

My So-Called Life

Bee Movie, The

Halloween Heroine Guide

30 Days Of Night

Why Did I Get Married?

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Game Plan, The

Sydney White

Brothers Solomon, The


Mr. Bean's Holiday

Arctic Tale

High School Musical 2


I Know Who Killed Me


Mighty Heart, A

Surf's Up

The Pajiba Monologues


Delta Farce


Peaceful Warrior

Last Mimzy, The