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Jessabelle Fills A Bathtub With Horror Movie Tropes & Fails To Clean Up


Robert Downey Jr. Once Greeted A Journalist With 'Nice T-ts' and the Olsen Twins Look Less Alike Now


Lena Dunham Issues Half-Assed Apology & Michael Fassbender May Be Your New Steve Jobs


Louis C.K. Mysteriously Quits Twitter, and You'll Never See the Best 'Part' of '50 Shades of Grey'


Zac Efron Is a Controlling Boyfriend, and Outraged Parents Draw a Line from Kardashian Baby Clothes to Sex Tapes


Anne Hathaway's Hate-Resurrection Undone By Ebola, But Jim Carrey Thrives on Hate


Jennifer Lawrence's Middle Finger Gets Creative & Another Death Hoax Victim Rises


Move That Planchette: Ouija Doesn't Spell Out S-C-A-R-Y


Shocker: '50 Shades' Sex Scenes Fail To Scintillate, But Ultron's Package Delivers


Johnny Depp's Big Bad Wolf Looks Like Hairy Sinatra & Cumby's Wax Figure Looks Too Accurate


Marvel Courts Robert Downey Jr. With An Astounding Gift & Nicki Minaj's Anaconda Don't Want None


The Dead Really Know How To Party In The Book of Life


Dane Cook's Conquest Tally Will Disgust You & Jude Law's Super Sperm Should Frighten You


Blake Lively Throws A Fit Over Her Slave Owner-Inspired Fashion Spread & Steven Collins Plays A Pedophile Priest


Kristen Stewart Calls Non Feminists Ridiculous & Ernie Hudson Calls Female Ghostbusters Wrong


Everything That Happens In Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day is a 1st World Problem


Christian Bale's Ass Story Will Horrify You & Katy Perry Will Peacock The NFL


Jennifer Lawrence Wants A Boyfriend Who Farts & Gwyneth Paltrow Farts Shade At Martha Stewart


Lindsay Lohan Gets Another Opportunity To F*ck Up, SNL Plagiarizes, & 'The Fappening' Has Its 1st Male Victim


Annabelle Will Make You Rue The Day You Laughed At The 'Scary' Doll


The Rock Tests His Fans' Loyalty With Baywatch & Katherine Heigl Wins A Few More Fans


Anne Hathaway Admits 'Fame F*cked Me Up' & Ben's Little Affleck Makes Its Screen Debut


Ben Affleck's Punchable Face Identified With Nick Dunne & Lena Dunham Won't Pay Artists


Laika Presents Stunningly Grotesque Visuals In The Boxtrolls & Forgets The Story


People Magazine Tweeted Racist Sh*t About Viola Davis & John Cusack Called Hollywood A Whorehouse


Cuba Gooding Hilariously Loses It, and Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Will Strip Down for Soderbergh


'Fox & Friends' Unironically Claims 'No Equivalency' For Missing Male Wonder Woman


Clay Aiken: People Who Take 'Inappropriate' Selfies 'Deserve What They Get'


Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Quietly Welcomed Their Hey Girl Into The World


The Mockingjay: Part I Trailer: Chills, Thrills & One Angry Katniss


Sarah Palin's Knock-Down, Drag-Out Family Brawl Put A Football Pile-Up To Shame


By Pulling Her NFL Performance, CBS Reinforced the Fact That Rihanna Was a Victim Instead of a Survivor of DV


'Veronica Mars' Almost Went Solo & Other TV Near Misses


Seth Rogen: Ray Rice Should Be Banned For Life From The NFL


Tom Brady Outs Himself As A Whiner & Pouter Off The Field Too


Idris Elba Will Save The Internet From This Awful Week Of Jackassery


As Above, So Below Review: Abandon All Hope Of Not Hurling, Ye Who Enter Here


Obama's Tan Suit Took Over The Internet, Which Needs To Get A Grip


Blake Lively's Response To A Bee Swarm Attack Is Open For Interpretation


Hello Kitty Is Not A Cat, Apparently: Forget Everything You Know


Carla Gugino's Steamy ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Needs Cooling Off


New Excerpts Of Lena Dunham's Memoir Surface: Would You Buy It?


Chris Hemsworth In Talks To Cut His Comedic Teeth in a 'Vacation' Reboot


The VMA Fashion Show Included Britney Spears & Rose McGowan (Yes, That Dress) Throwbacks


Sebastian Stan & Anthony Mackie Discuss Chris Evans' Boob Grabbing Habit At Chicago Comic-Con


Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Review: Pulp F*cktion


Do We Still Like Cumberbatch? You'll Like His ALS Ice Bucket Challenge


Chuck Zito Thinks War Machine Did The Right Thing By Beating His Woman


Gene Simmons Is Sorry, Not Sorry That He Told People To Kill Themselves


Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Tori Amos Understand Feminism & Preach It


Goodbye, Slim: Lauren Bacall Passes Away At The Age of 89


Deceased Race Driver Kevin Ward's Relative Calls Tony Stewart 'A D*ck'


Who Needs Sharks When You've Got A Firenado?: Into the Storm Review


Charlize Theron Will Get Your A** Banned From Her Fancy Gym


Even A Drunk Chrissy Teigen Can Pitch Better Than 50 Cent, Plus New Terminator Title Is Copywriter's Worst Nightmare.


How Did Cosmo's Lesbian Sex Tips Work Out For Actual Lesbians?


Lee Pace Wrote A Fan Letter Once & All He Got Was A Broken Heart


Celebrities Cuddle With Their Younger Selves & Other Things You Can't Unsee


The Maze Runner Trailer: Lord of the Grievers


Sin City: A Dame to Kill For Red-Band Trailer Double Dips Naked Eva Green


The Media Has Spoken: Jay-Z & Beyonce Will Split & He's 'Screwing' Rihanna


Susan Sarandon Stomps All Over Woody Allen & Reveals Love Affair With David Bowie


The Benedict Cumberbatch Wax Statue: So Hot It'll Melt Its Own Panties


The Purge: Anarchy Review: Live and Let Die


Chris Evans is the New Phoebe Cates & Other Iconic Scenes for Pervs


How to Explain To Your Teenage Daughter that a Thigh Gap Is Not Something with Which to Aspire


Chris Pratt Cuddles With A Raccoon, and One Man's Hilarious Response After President Obama Asked Him If He Was Gay


The Class of 2032 Will Be 'Django' Heavy


Nick Cannon Guns for the Richard Pryor Biopic Lead


Very Good Girls Review: Friendship, Betrayal & Dakota Fanning's Butt Double


Earth to Echo Review: An Unapologetic E.T. Copycat for the Found-Footage Age


Tilda Swinton's Cool Alien Resolve Melts In The Face Of Her Reddit AMA


Shia LaBeouf's Cabaret Meltdown Just Got Much Weirder


Orange is the New Black & the Myth of Prison Rehabilitation


Gary Oldman Defends Mel Gibson & Alec Baldwin's Rants: 'Political correctness is crap'


Jersey Boys Review: That Thing You Don't Do


Should the Rules of Tipping Be Different For Celebrities?


Jennifer Lawrence Will Don 1980s Garb In 'X-Men: Apocalypse'


How to Train Your Dragon 2 Review: Toothless Strikes Back


Keira Knightley Pays Herself A $50K Annual Allowance Because She's Just Like You


Veep Finally Reveals A Very Important Detail In Its Season Finale


Lana Del Rey Wants You To Know That Your Feminism Is Goddamn Boring


A Tribute to 'Ghostbusters' On Its 30th Anniversary: They Came. They Saw. They Kicked Its Ass!


Blake Lively Could Be The Next Bond Girl, and the Greatest Dick Joke in the History of TV


Maleficent Review: A Kinder, Gentler, Impotent Villainess


Charlize Theron Compares Press Intrusion To Rape


Tori Amos Fights the Patriarchy & Sweetly Shades Miley Cyrus


Jennifer Lawrence Demonstrates Her Foolproof Plan For Curing Hiccups


Bryan Cranston Finally Lifts The Lid On Godzilla's Appalling Diva Antics


Where's The Craziest Place You've Done The Deed? Zoe Saldana Tops It.


Ti West & Eli Roth's Sacrament Delivers Us Unto Jonestown


Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Stop Judging Her For Judging You


Is It Too Early To Name The Best Sex Scene of 2014?


James Franco's Selfie Game Somehow Got Creepier Last Night


Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Paparazzi, And In the Process, Shows Off Her New Ring


The Quiet Ones Review: Pretty F*cking Loud, Actually


Shailene Woodley's Sunshine Vadge Is Back With War Paint & Hairy Pits


Samuel L. Jackson Popped Into A Live Reading of Tarantino's 'Hateful Eight'


Marlon Wayans Humps The Conjuring Doll in A Haunted House 2: Parody Is Dead


Lindsay Lohan: My List Of Lovers Was One Of AA's 12 Steps


Kate Upton Wishes For A Smaller Rack Every Day Of Her Life


Rio 2 Review: Oh So Pretty But Not Very Witty


Beyonce & Some Sketchy Photoshop Skills Begin The 'Thigh Gap' Discussion Anew


The 'Lucy' Trailer Proves We May Have Underestimated Scarlett Johansson


Johnny Depp Ain't Couch Jumping Yet, But He's Damn Close


Cameron Diaz Says All Ladies Want To Get It On With Other Ladies


Gwyneth Paltrow Surfaces From 'Conscious Upcoupling' To Take On 9-5 Moms


Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Take The Cover Of Vogue, World Dies In Response


Muppets Most Wanted Review: What's So Amazing, That Keeps Us Stargazing?


Kurt Cobain's Death Still Holds Secrets 20 Years Later


Scarlett Johansson's Pregnancy Cleavage? Marvel: 1; DC: 0


The Reasons Why You Should Be Watching 'The Americans' Will Convince You, Comrade


The World Needed a Definitive Ranking of Wes Anderson Movies


Mr. Peabody & Sherman Review: A Dog & His Boy's Excellent Adventure


Jared Leto Thinks Jennifer Lawrence's Oscars Falling Streak is 'A Bit of an Act'


Vivienne Jolie-Pitt May Be The Most Badass 5-Year-Old Ever


We Need To Talk About Brad Pitt's Spirit Awards Hair


Mila Kunis Got Engaged To Ashton Kutcher: Jackie & Kelso 4Eva?


My Godzilla, How You've Grown: New Poster Reveals a Big Twinkie


Jennifer Aniston Almost Starred on 'SNL' Instead of 'Friends' & Other Casting Shockers


Brangelina Ends Media Drought, Surfaces at BAFTAs in Matching Tuxedos


Sports Illustrated: Swim's 50th Anniversary Cover Promotes a Sweet Rear View


Shia LaBeouf Begs for Attention Even Though He's Clearly Not a Celebrity


The Lego Movie Review: Everything is Awesome


Leonard Nimoy Reveals COPD Diagnosis, Urges Fans to Stop Smoking


Benedict Cumberbatch Will Tell You How To Get To Sesame Street


Don't Laugh Now: Miley Cyrus Doles Out Sage Advice to Justin Bieber


Beyonce Shook Her Thang & Willie Nelson Got Baked at the Grammys


Jonah Hill Talks About the Time Joe Pesci Got a Little Too Up Close & Personal


Jennifer Lawrence & Lupita Nyong'o Held a Cool-Off Contest at the SAGs


Devil’s Due Review: Rotten Devilled Eggs


Poor Benedict Cumberbatch: Nobody Thought He was Sexy Enough for 'Sherlock'


Jared Leto's Golden Globes Speech Inspires Outrage?


Why the Golden Globes are the Greatest Award Ceremony of All Time (*Kanye shrug*)


Target Thinks that Pregnant Women are 'Plus Sized.' In Other News, America is Really F***ing Cold


Kate Winslet Would Like You To Stop Judging Her Husband-Hopping, Baby-Making Habit


'Grudge Match' Review: It Truly Coulda Been a Contender


Lena Dunham Says Her Feminism Remains Intact Despite Dodgy Terry Richardson Connection


'Walking With Dinosaurs' Review: Smithsonian-Grade Visuals Voiced by the Mac Guy


Jennifer Lawrence Will Take Over The World, Plus Kate Upton Jogs In A Bikini


Miley Cyrus Did Something Again: Boobs


Former Tom Cruise Publicist Speaks & the Couch Jumping Makes Total Sense Now


Fit Mom Maria Kang Might Do Well to Refer to the List of Questions One Should 'Never Ask a Fat Girl'


Is This The Era of a Kinder, Gentler Christian Bale? Say It Ain't So


The 2013 Kardashian Khristmas Kard (See Inside) Really Brings the Krap


Homefront Review: You'll Never Leave the Bayou Alive


Miley Cyrus Performs With a Giant Anime Cat, Plus Brittany Murphy's Mom Talks Back


Jennifer Lawrence Hates Girl-On-Girl Hate, Plus Justin Bieber (Finally) Jumps off a Cliff


Angelina Jolie's Speech at the Governors Awards Will Make You Cry, Plus More JLaw Sideboob


The Best Man Holiday Review: Christmas Tissues & Issues


Miley Classes Up a Joint, Cruise Gets Crazier & Dinovember Puts Us All to Shame


Jennifer Lawrence (Still) Will Not Starve Herself To Make You Happy, Okay?


Tom Cruise is Bringing Crazy Back (Again), Plus Thoreal is Worth It


Courtney Stodden, 19, & Doug Hutcherson, 51, End Their Creepy Marriage: Love is Dead


Free Birds Review: More Grating Than a 9:06 Classic Rock Song


Michael Fassbender is Tired of Your Sexual Harassment, Ladies & Gents


Halloween Brings Out the Racist in All Of Us, and Katy Perry Ironically Slams the Use of Sexuality to Sell Music


Kristen Stewart vs. Jennifer Lawrence: Almost Unfair To Compare?


Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen Are the Internet's Immortal Spirit Animals


Escape Plan Review: Hasta La Vista, Common Sense


Melissa McCarthy Wore a Coat On Her Elle Cover & It's a Scandal


Miley Cyrus Is Racist: In Retrospect, Not So Surprising?


'Machete Kills' Review: Everything The First Movie Should Have Been


Hot Chick With A Douchebag: Kate Upton's Idiot Boyfriend Told Her To Lose Weight


Scarlett Johansson Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive' By Esquire: Good Call?


Allow Britney Spears An Unscripted Interview & Much Becomes Clear


Katy Perry Throws Russell Brand Into The Thames River Again: Enough Already?


Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2 Review: The Food Strikes Back


Miley Cyrus Calls Herself A 'Creepy, Sexy Baby': Is This Sh-t For Real?


Douchebag Piers Morgan Taunts Jon Stewart After Emmy Loss (Plus, Miley Cyrus Invests in Black Nipple Pasties)


James Franco Staged His Own Fake-Gay Paparazzi Pics: Awesome?


Now We Know How Awesome It Would Have Been to Be on the Set of 'Breaking Bad' While They Were Filming 'Ozymandias'


Joseph Gordon Levitt Won't Dignify Those Gay Rumors With A Response, Snuggles Kitten Instead


Hell Hath No Fury Like Gwyneth Paltrow After Her Kids Eat McDonalds


In A Battle Of The Pop Stars, Whose Promo Image Wins: Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry?


Is It Really Surprising When Robin "Blurred Lines" Thicke Gets Busted Groping A Fan?


Deeply Disturbed Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Was "Disgusting and Embarrassing," So Says Uptight MSNBC News Lady


MTV VMA Awards Will Never Be Able To Top Britney With A Snake, Plus A Thorgi!


Michelle Obama Likens Herself To A Single Mother & All Hell Breaks Loose


Aaron Taylor-Johnson Wants You To Stop Whining About His Much Older Wife


Here's Jennifer Lawrence with Puppies, Because That's The Way Internet God Intended It, OK?


Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Review: A Big Splash


Miley Cyrus & Terry Richardson Do “Rebellious” Couture: Do They Pull It Off?


Blame It On Franco: Why Must They All Consider Themselves "Artists"?


Smurfs 2 Review: Who's Your Daddy, Smurfette?


Katy Perry Never Farts In Front Of Romantic Interests: Do You?


You Need More Reasons To Love Jennifer Lawrence, Right? (Here Are 20 Of Them)


Even Page Six Is Telling Anthony Weiner "It's Time To Pull Out" (Plus Bonus Bill Murray)


This Post Does Not Contain A Shirtless Photo Of Geraldo Rivera


The Conjuring Review: Caution: May Evoke Feelings That Could Be Mistaken For Fear


Introducing the Star of Taylor Swift's Next Album ... Matthew Gray Gubler?


Turbo Review: Feeling the Need for Speed


Tom Hiddleston Wears the Most Nerdy T-Shirt Ever, Plus a Truly Heartwarming Tale of a Sick Child & Pizza


Amanda Seyfried's Vagina Is Like Toucan Sam's Nose: It Always Knows


George Clooney & Stacey Keibler Broke Up: When's the Next Round of Auditions?


Henry Cavill & Kaley Cuoco Prove Their Love: Why Are They Trying So Hard?


Despicable Me 2 Review: Minions 'R' Us


Alec Baldwin Expresses Regret For His Homophobic Rant: Should We Forgive Him?


Val Kilmer & His Genius Plan To Bang Natalie Portman, Plus Al Pacino & Siri In A Bathroom


Jim Carrey Regrets Earning Millions From Kick-Ass 2, Much To Producers' Delight


Bradley Cooper Voted "Best Hair" & George Lucas Thinks Movie Tickets Should Be $100


Kim Kardashian Gave Birth To Baby Yeezus, Plus Maya Rudolph Tells A Bill Murray Story


Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her New Gold Tooth & Grill, Plus Too Many Macbeths


Charming Potato Feeds Puppies Cereal, Plus the Most Revolting Thing You'll See All Day


The Purge Review: Binge On This


Examining Man of Steel’s Judicious Lack Of Underwear, Plus ASkars Goes Down For The Count


Michael Douglas Says Cunninglingis Caused His Throat Cancer, Plus Interspecies Marriage


"Justified" Lovers, Now You Can Have Raylan's Hat; Plus Spelling Bee Trauma


Epic Review: You Want It All, But You Can’t Have It


Frances Bean Cobain Takes On A Kardashian ... And Loses? Plus Chris Hemsworth Loses The Hot


Beyonce Laughs At The "Low Life People" Who Criticize Her, Plus Cheeky Billboard Fashion


Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth Still Boozing It Up, Plus A "Sexy" Nymphomaniac Image


Male Models & The Cats Who Resemble Them, Plus A Screaming DiCaprio Head


The Return Of Jack Bauer, Plus 1 World Trade Center Finally Rises From The Ashes


Benedict Cumberbatch Blushes While Confronting The Truth, Plus A Mystery Model


Let Us All Hope For Wino Forever, Plus Kevin Spacey Gives The Best Photobombs


Leading Men Age But Their Leading Ladies Stay The Same, Plus Alec Baldwin's Head Explodes


Jennifer Lawrence Is One Of TIME's Most Influential & Don Cheadle Packs Some Serious Heat


Scary Movie 5 Review: Why Bother? Because That’s What We Do


Kim Kardashian Spawns Feminist Controversy, Robert Downey Jr. Makes It All Better By Sporting Lederhosen


Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob & The Botox-Ridden Love That Will Never Die, Plus Prince William Rejected By A Little Heroine


Why Do We Love Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson?


The Croods Review: A Little Rebellion Is A Good Thing


Tell The Truth: What’s The Last Movie That You Watched In A Theater?


The Call Review: Wrong F*cking Number


Why Are Young Starlets So Eager To Debase Themselves?


The (Lame) Jennifer Lawrence Backlash Begins, Plus Plenty Of Shirtless Males (Good & Bad)


The Last Exorcism Part II Review: Evil Will Always Triumph Because Good Is Dumb


More Fassbender & Lawrence In The Next X-Men Movie? Plus, Girls Gone Wild Goes Bankrupt


Snitch Review: Dwayne Johnson Finally Gets One Right


What Movie Couldn’t You Finish Watching (Even Though You Wanted To)?


Escape from Planet Earth Review: Old Dog, New Nothing


For Your Consideration: Why Are Oscar Campaigns So Shameless?


Nelson Mandela's Grandkids Will Crush His Legacy With A Reality Show, But At Least Scientology's Going Down


After-Death Considerations: Do You Have A Plan?


Parker Review: Starring Jason Statham As Jason Statham In A Not-Quite Stathamy Movie


Watching Violent, R-Rated Movies: How Young Is Too Young?


Why I Am The Only Person In The World Who Isn't Looking Forward To The "Arrested Development" Reunion


A Haunted House Review: I Ain’t Afraid Of This #@%*% Ghost


Tom Cruise, President? Plus a Henry Cavill/Gina Carano Mating & Everything You Already Knew About Lindsay Lohan


Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of Fast Times at Ridgemont High?


11 Underappreciated Performances In Quentin Tarantino Films


Monsters, Inc. 3D Review: Polished-Up Yet Still The Same Furry Tale


11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Buscemi's Career


10 Crappiest Movies of Cate Blanchett's Career


Lay the Favorite Review: Not Exactly Money, And It Doesn't Even Know It


Hey Jude: 10 Pretty Boys Who Uglied Themselves Up for a Role


10 (Mostly) Magnificent Bastards (Who Get Away with Everything)


Rise of the Guardians Review: Plenty of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing


The Twilight Saga Cast in 10 Years: A Prediction


11 Heir Apparent Brit Actors to Hugh Grant's Hair


Wreck-It Ralph Review: No One Knows What It's Like to be the Bad Man


11 Lame, Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas (To Inspire a Good Hatef*ck)


10 Running Movies to Ease Those Sore Muscles


Ethan Hawke: Best Doucheface in the Business


Sinister Review: Hold Me?


11 Cinematic Sociopaths Who Could Program the Hell Out of My iPod


Frankenweenie Review: OMG, I Love Tim Burton Again


11 Reasons to Love Winona Ryder


Hotel Transylvania Review: Adam Sandler Vants To Suck Your Brains Out


11 Most Compelling Diner Scenes in Cinema


11 Hottest 1980s Female Teen Heartthrobs


Finding Nemo 3D Review: Now That's More Like It


11 Creepiest Smiles In Hollywood (Including Dennis Quaid)


11 Most Ill-Advised Quotes To Fall Out Of Shia LaBeouf’s Mouth


11 Greatest Transformations of Gary Oldman's Career


The Apparition Review: Spoilers will magically appear in this review


11 Former Child Stars Who Haven’t F**ked It All Up Just Yet


Paranorman Review: May Put Kids Back Into Diapers


11 Family-Friendly Movies that Just Might Scare the Crap Out of You


11 Generally Unfunny Comedians Worthy of Contempt


Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Review: Lies, Damn Lies


11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Zahn’s Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Anne Hathaway’s Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Christian Bale’s Career


Ice Age: Continental Drift Review: All About Scrat (& More Lovable Than Brave)


11 Great Scenery Chewers for the (Ice) Ages


Our Cinematic Autobiography: Broken Flowers


Katy Perry: Part of Me Review: An *Almost* Entirely Manufactured Whole


11 Crappiest Movies of Uma Thurman’s Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Matthew McConaughey’s Career


Brave Review: Pixar Officially Wimps Out


11 Crappiest Movies of Susan Sarandon’s Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Paul Giamatti’s Career


Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted Review: Still Inexplicably Moving It, Moving It


Bel Ami Review: A Different Kind of Inadequate Vampire


11 Crappiest Movies of Guy Pearce's Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Charlize Theron’s Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Elizabeth Banks’ Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Cameron Diaz’s Career


11 Crappiest Movies of Johnny Depp’s Career


A Little Bit of Heaven Review: Hot Lovin’ & Colonoscopies


11 Crappiest Movies of Samuel L. Jackson’s Career


Safe Review: Kicking Ass and Taking Hearts


Pirates! Band of Misfits Review: Ship-Shape, Mateys


11 Crappiest Movies of Robert Downey Jr.’s Career


Chimpanzee Review: Death By Narration


11 Crappiest Movies of Rhys Ifans’ Career


11 Aussie Actors Who Haven’t F**ked It All Up Just Yet


Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of American Pie?


11 Crappiest Movies Of Julia Roberts’ Career


11 Crappiest Movies Of Stanley Tucci’s Career


The 11 Crappiest Movies Of Willem Dafoe’s Career


8 Ways Johnny Depp Tattered His Own Legacy Before The 21 Jump Street Remake Even Had A Chance


The Lorax Review: Unless someone like you cares a whole, awful lot, movies aren't going to get better. They're not.


Imagining How Hollywood Could Ruin 11 Dr. Seuss Books Other Than The Lorax


11 Crappiest Movies Of Danny DeVito’s Career


The Secret World Of Arrietty Review: Simply Glorious


11 Crappiest Movies Of Michael Caine’s Career


Journey 2: The Mysterious Island Review: Another Fantastic Voyage


11 Crappiest Movies Of Denzel Washington’s Career


The 12 Crappiest Movies of Drew Barrymore’s Career


The 11 Crappiest Movies Of John Leguizamo’s Career


The 11 Crappiest Movies of Kate Beckinsale’s Career


Beauty and the Beast 3-D Review: Because Hollywood Just Couldn’t Resist


The 11 Crappiest Movies Of Michael Douglas’ Career


The 13 Most Satisfying Revenge Movies Ever


The 11 Best Soundtrack/Score Efforts Of Trent Reznor: God Save The Keyboards


Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked Review: Washed Up & Left For Dead


Assessing Scarlett Johansson: Lost in Boobland


11 Actors Who’ve Debased Themselves Alongside CGI Co-Stars


The 11 Crappiest Movies of Michelle Pfeiffer’s Career


They All Want To Be Marilyn: 15 Monroe Imitators That Should Stuff It


Arthur Christmas Review: The Best Holiday Movie that You Won't See


9 Cultural Zeitgeists Arguably More Damaging Than Twilight


The 13 Crappiest Movies of Mickey Rourke's Career


Storytellers: Salvatore Giuliano, The Lost Corleone


The 12 Crappiest Movies of Eddie Murphy’s Career


Puss in Boots Review: Good Times with a Bad Kitty


The 12 Crappiest Movies of Billy Bob Thornton’s Career


Johnny English Reborn Review: Bourne Again?


Mighty Macs Review: Hoosiers Meets Sister Act


The 12 Crappiest Movies of Carla Gugino's Career


The 11 Crappiest Movies of Steve Martin's Career


Assessing Hugh Jackman: Wolverine & I Are Done, Professionally


Assessing Naomi Watts: Blank Slate or Newly Bland Actress?


Dolphin Tale Review: Better Than Having Teeth Pulled


Assessing Clive Owen: Super Tiger Sex Commando & Unpredictable Box-Office Quantity


The Lion King 3-D Review: The Circle of Life for a Few Dollars More


Assessing Sarah Jessica Parker: A Glorified Clothes Hanger


Movie Deaths In Trailers: A Surprisingly Effective Marketing Tool


In Celebration Of Helen Mirren: 20 Other “Older” Babes Who’ve Still Got It


Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark Review: Holmes Not-So-Sweet Holmes


12 Currently Working Actresses Who’d Do Anything To Be The Next Action Jolie


Spy Kids: All the Time in the World 4D Review: Time Out, Rodriguez


Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of “Beverly Hills, 90210”?


Body-Switching Movies: Kill Them With Fire or Let Them Be?


The Smurfs Review: As Smurfy as Sticking a Smurf Up Your Smurf


The 10 Crappiest Movies of Alan Cumming's Career


Whatever Happened To .... The Cast of “That ‘70s Show”?


Winnie the Pooh Review: Silly Old Bear


Assessing the Harry Potter Leads: One Of Three Ain't Bad


The 10 Crappiest Movies of Jennifer Aniston's Career


Monte Carlo Review: No Sex and a City


The “Boom” Factor: 6 Directors Who are Just as Guilty as Michael Bay


Cars 2 Review: In the Immortal Words of Michael Bay, “BOOM!”


Who Asked For Cars 2 Again? 5 Children's Sequels That Should’ve Arrived Instead


Mr. Popper’s Penguins Review: He’s Not Stupid, He Just Dupes It


Down With CGI Costumes: 5 Real Ones That Did The Job Better


Judy Moody and the NOT Bummer Summer Review: Manic Pixie Go F*ck Yourself


Assessing Heather Graham: License to Strip


Assessing Kevin Bacon: Six Degrees of Underrated


Kung Fu Panda Review: Go for the Panda, Stay for the Peacock


Assessing Jack Black: Don't Go Away Mad, Just Go Away


Assessing Geoffrey Rush: Characters Depraved and Themes Unwholesome at Best


Assessing Will Ferrell: Land of the Lost Career?


Jumping the Broom Review: Sweep It Up Your A**


"Justified" Season 2 Finale Review: Bloody Harlan, Indeed


Assessing Kate Hudson: Perky and Blonde Just Don't Cut It


Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil Review: Pow! Right in the Wallet


Assessing Vin Diesel: Have Muscles, Will Use Them


Water for Elephants Review: Almost Everything is an Illusion


Assessing Reese Witherspoon: Perky Blonde Seeks Resurrection


Rio Review: A Very Colorful Pile of Bird Droppings


Assessing Neve Campbell: The Reluctant Scream Queen


Assessing Helen Hunt: Let's Jump Into The Final Frontier


Hop Review: A Cadbury Egg Copiously Filled With Crap


Assessing Colin Firth: “My Career Has Just Peaked”


Diary of a Wimpy Kid 2: Rodrick Rules (and Brothers Drool)


7 Directors Who Think They Can Act


Assessing Marisa Tomei: A Mixed Body Of Work


Mars Needs Moms Review: It Doesn’t Take A Village (Especially Not This One)


Gary Oldman Career Assessment: Simply a Bloody Good Actor


Rango Review: Children Strictly Optional


Assessing Michael Biehn: Go With Him If You Want To Live


Farrelly Bros. Career Assessment: Spooge Only Shoots So Far


Dreamcasting Arseface & Other Comic-Based Roles That Will Never Happen


Justin Bieber: Never Say Never Review: The Origin Story of a Dips**t


Gnomeo and Juliet Review: Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty


Assessing Nicole Kidman: You Know The Drill


My Arse Bleeds For Them


Explosive In a Non-Michael Bay Way


Twitter Star, Not Movie Star


Just Call Him "The Love Doctor"


Daddy Got the Rainman Suite, and He Sh*t All Over It


You Shall Not (Free) Pass!


Behold, a Lump of Deformity


(Almost) Nobody Shoots At Santa


Anna Faris, You’ve Done It Again


Ray Has Gone Bye Bye


Seriously, What's Happening Here?


What Are You Doing Here?


Starring Dwayne Johnson as “The Bride”


The Illusion of Effortlessness Requires a Great Effort


You Stare At Him. He Just Stares Right Back. And That’s When the Attack Comes.


It’s Not the Size of the Noggin but the Motion of the Notion that Matters


Let's Not Get Caught


As Soon as You Give Us the Money, Dickwad!


The Whole is More than the Sum of the Parts


Death to All Frog Brothers!


It's Not a Question of How; It's a Question of What


Deader Than Undead


They're Fingering the Wrong Culprit


Wife For Life


You Have No Power Over Me


Will Find Nice Sensible Movie & Avoid Attachments With Any of the Following


Don’t Come Around Here No More


Creature of the Neverending Night


Let Me Paint this Picture for You, Baby


Just Another Date-Rapey Wolf Movie


A Chance to Take It to the Next Plateau


Just Give the Woman a Mul-ti-pass Already


The Loss of a Cinematic Icon & the Scavengers Who Follow


In the End, We All Know What We’ve Done


Nothing Exceeds Like Excess


The Last Exorcism, The Review | So Damn Sure Of Ourselves, Aren't We?


Touch Me, I'm Dick


Dodgy but Reliably So


Painting the Town Red


A Face Only a Captive Audience Could Love


SO Painfully Overrated


Still Tryin’ Real Hard To Be The Shepherd


Interspecies Love on a Shag Rug


So High So Far To Fall


Pest? More Like Future Reprobate.


And She Eats Men Like Air


He's Right Behind You, Leo!


Bela Lugosi’s (Not) Dead


The Final Countdown?


Rude Awakening? Please Hold.


A Tale of Two Couch Jumpings


How to Lose Fans & Alienate the Rest of Us


Whacks On, Whacks Off


It's a Bird! It's a Plane! Oh, It's... Blankman.


Commemorating Many Years of Dead Rainbows


Where Unholy Rumors Go To Mate


Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Hurl


Hiding in the Doghouse


Edgar and Alan Who?


Because Someone Has to Hold the Gucci Cigarette Lighter


The Romance Is Over


There's Something Puzzling About Mary


Surpassing 50 Cent as the Most Successful Sellout Ever


Advice From a 14-Year-Old Idiot


Comeback Maximus? Too Soon to Tell.


If Only She Wasn’t Such an Insufferable Bitch


Al Gore Gets Credit For This One


Ace Aims For The Hole


It’s Turkey Time. Gobble, Gobble.


Time to Put the Bunny Back in the Box, Nic


Yep, That’s What He Said


Hold Me & Make the Bad Man Go Away


She Who Forsaketh the Best of Both Worlds


Kicks Some Serious Ass


He Made His Own Filthy, Whorish Bed


Freaks, Geeks & Stick Figures


These Are Not the Douchebags You Seek


Sparkle and Fade?


Latifah’s All Like, “That Man was No Good For You."


Dance, dance, dance 'till I kick you in the face


Anyone Seen Cybill Shepard Lately?


Scorsese's New Muse? Not So Fast.


Let’s Face It--He’s No Harry Hamlin Either


Frankie’s Four Fingers Got Hairy


Let’s Go for Three, Shall We?


Now, even the peacocks are embarrassed.


Disarming You with a Smile


La Lohan Wants You To Feel Her Pain


Expectations Duly Lowered, Tinkerbuff


The Billion-Dollar Cro-Magnon Man?


Man On Ire


Is It Still George Michael’s Time to Shine?


The Ten Best Kids' Movies of the Aughts


More Roadkill, Less Squish


Malkovich? Malkovich. Malkovich!


That Voodoo You Do So(rt of) Well


High Concept, Low No Execution


Won’t Someone Think of the Children?


Little Wonder


Stop Banging My Mom, Or My Nipples Will Shoot You!


Here You Go, Puppy Junkies


Fright of the Living Dead


Go. Just Don't Go Hungry.


"Theta Pi" Rhymes With “Die.” Get it?


Rats, Snails, and Puppy Dog Tails


Look, Prisco... Snowbuddies!


Time to Hit the Star Trek Convention Circuit, Buddy


You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky!


About A Booger


Six strangers. Two killers. More closeted red herrings than a secretly gay law school professor.


Come for the Kiddies. Stay for the Douchebag.


I’ve Made a Huge Mistake. Again.


Finding Leguizamo


I Can’t Believe This Macho Bullshit.


Delirious? Not so much.


He’s Not Giving In To Your Negativity Again


How Nia Failed To Get Her Groove Back


Begrudgingly Blonde Jailbait


The Family Who Shticks Together


The Highway to Hell: Paved by What Happened in Monterey


A Pair Of Star-Crossed Mates


Hustle and No Flow


Could This Pair Be Any Less Convincing?


Sweet Home Niblets


They Came. They Saw. They Sort Of Kicked Ass.


Tale of 49-Foot 11-Inch Woman Comes Up Short


The Rock is Cooking Something (in his pants)


Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience


Stripes Review


Coraline Review


Real Five Hottest 80s Teen Heartthrobs


Hotel for Dogs Review


Surfer, Dude Review


Marley & Me Review


Tale of Despereaux, The Review


Delgo Review


The Stitcher Review


House Review


High School Musical 3: Senior Year


Secret Life Of Bees, The


City of Ember


Nights In Rodanthe


The Real Greatest Trilogy of All Time


Igor


Righteous Kill


College


Rocker, The


Beer for My Horses


Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, The


Lost Boys: The Tribe


Space Chimps


Journey To The Center Of The Earth


Kit Kittredge: An American Girl


Godfather, The


Love Guru, The


Kung Fu Panda


Strangers, The


Made Of Honor


Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay


Sex and the City, Season Four


Street Kings


Nim's Island


Secretary


Never Back Down


Penelope


Witless Protection


Dark City


Fool's Gold


Eye, The


Untraceable


Night of the Living Dead


Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, The: A Veggietales Movie


First Sunday


Alvin and the Chipmunks


P.S. I Love You


Enchanted


Morvern Callar


Love In The Time Of Cholera


My So-Called Life


Bee Movie, The


Halloween Heroine Guide


30 Days Of Night


Why Did I Get Married?


Bram Stoker's Dracula


Game Plan, The


Sydney White


Brothers Solomon, The


Tarantula


Mr. Bean's Holiday


Arctic Tale


High School Musical 2


Bratz


I Know Who Killed Me


Evening


Mighty Heart, A


Surf's Up


The Pajiba Monologues


Gracie


Delta Farce


Redline


Peaceful Warrior


Last Mimzy, The