I was going to post the trailer for Stitches with this headline A Slasher Clown Flick Can Mean Only One Thing: Killer Puns because I was so proud of the dual nature of that pun. But honestly, if you’re going to make clown horror, you’re going to have to do better than this. Even hard-core coulrophobes will be like, whatever.
Instead, I’ve decided to atone for the omission of Rachel Weisz in this morning’s Girl Crush poll by featuring her cover on Esquire magazine.
Yes, you’re right. She is flawless. And her spread from UK’s Esquire last month was even more flawless (yes, I know, there’s no such thing as degrees of perfection, but you can go ahead and shut up now because I don’t want to hear it).
And I know what you’re thinking: They sure do wonders with Photoshop, right? But you’re wrong. I found the behind-the-scenes video from the photo shoot, and while there’s certainly some soft-focus lens at play, I don’t think you can airbrush video.
Go ahead: Find something to criticize. YOU CANNOT DO IT. Your judgement is no good here, folks. Take it to the Taylor Swift post.