It’s been a shit week. 2015 me would have never thought that clowns would be the least frightening part of my week in 2017. Here we are, with a “president” that distracts us by firing missiles at a forewarned target and pretending that people he refuses entry to our country are the reason he did this. Like that fucker has a heart.
Anyway, Twitter to the rescue! Trending right now is #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump and they are more lit than Trumpy’s liar pants right now. Enjoy!
#ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump Bernie Madoff with my life savings— myron d birdsong (@MyronDerrick) April 8, 2017
A bowl of mixed nuts in a strip joint #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump— Dysfunction_Junction (@Dionysis191) April 8, 2017
#ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump— Truth (@ItsOfficial1975) April 8, 2017
Bill O'Reilly alone in a Whorehouse
Clowns offering free balloons from the sewer #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump— Kelli Butler (@TheOperaGeek) April 8, 2017
A fart #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump— olive👸🏻 (@pointlesslivvy1) April 8, 2017
Flint Michigan's Tap water #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump— Lexa (@BeautyofDamon) April 8, 2017
Gas station sushi #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump— Beth Hull (@BakerinLAG) April 8, 2017
A drink from Bill Cosby 🍸 #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump— Felicia Chinn (@FHolquin) April 8, 2017
The header image is Tom Hardy in the amazing movie Locke. Watch it.