Twitter's #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump Is Here To Make You Forget WWIII

By Jodi Smith | Politics | April 8, 2017 |

By Jodi Smith | Politics | April 8, 2017 |

It’s been a shit week. 2015 me would have never thought that clowns would be the least frightening part of my week in 2017. Here we are, with a “president” that distracts us by firing missiles at a forewarned target and pretending that people he refuses entry to our country are the reason he did this. Like that fucker has a heart.

Anyway, Twitter to the rescue! Trending right now is #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump and they are more lit than Trumpy’s liar pants right now. Enjoy!

#ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump Bernie Madoff with my life savings

— myron d birdsong (@MyronDerrick) April 8, 2017

A bowl of mixed nuts in a strip joint #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump

— Dysfunction_Junction (@Dionysis191) April 8, 2017

Medical Advice from this guy. #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump pic.twitter.com/N9xdnxGPSg

— Miguel Lantigua (@gluelantigua) April 8, 2017

#ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump
Bill O'Reilly alone in a Whorehouse

— Truth (@ItsOfficial1975) April 8, 2017

Clowns offering free balloons from the sewer #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump

— Kelli Butler (@TheOperaGeek) April 8, 2017

A fart #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump

— olive👸🏻 (@pointlesslivvy1) April 8, 2017

Flint Michigan's Tap water #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump

— Lexa (@BeautyofDamon) April 8, 2017

Gas station sushi #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump

— Beth Hull (@BakerinLAG) April 8, 2017

A prostate exam from Edward Scissorhands #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump pic.twitter.com/JVISac6Wm3

— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) April 8, 2017

A drink from Bill Cosby 🍸 #ThingsMoreTrustedThanTrump

— Felicia Chinn (@FHolquin) April 8, 2017

The header image is Tom Hardy in the amazing movie Locke. Watch it.