Since we are still waiting for the hammer to fall on Baron Von Orangina and his administration full of Bullwinkle villains, it can be tough to see the bright side of things. While Twitter may sometimes bring the political ennui your way, it can also be a source of political joy. Behold the dragging, petty, the hilarious, and the hopeful!
First Lady of the House Where Her Husband Isn’t Melania Trump had her official portrait released today.
Anyone know why Melania Trump's portrait was taken in front of the Muppet Babies Window? pic.twitter.com/EOLfwfBggE— Sasha Stewart (@ArtfulStew) April 3, 2017
Melania's White House portrait is beautiful and will make an excellent conversation piece if she ever happens to visit the White House.— Nick Amadeus (@NickAmadeus) April 3, 2017
Republicans that blocked President Obama’s Supreme Court pick are crying about Democrats blocking the pick Bannon ordered Orange Uggo to put forward.
My no on Gorsuch isn't payback for Garland, but any Republican lecturing us on obstructionism this week get the Gold Medal of Hypocrisy.— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) April 3, 2017
The Faygo Prince’s son-in-law traveled to Iraq, because businessmen out of touch with reality are great at brokering peace.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Is there a doctor on the plane??— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) April 3, 2017
JARED KUSHNER [jumping up to volunteer]: I once renovated an office building in SoHo
Jared Kushner is proof that if you work hard and believe in yourself enough, being rich will help land you a job you are not qualified for.— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) April 3, 2017
Other Jared Kushner responsibilities:— Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) April 3, 2017
• Refilling the M&Ms bowl
• Explaining the complicated intellectual ideas of Steve Doocy
• Foot rubs
Sending Jared Kushner to Iraq is like sending my 10-year-old Nephew into war because he's good at the game 'Battlefield'.— Impeach Donald Trump (@Impeach_D_Trump) April 3, 2017
Jared Kushner could turn out to be the worst Jared ever, no small feat given the Subway guy— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) March 30, 2017
Washington Nationals had their Opening Day and well, I don’t care about baseball. But this?