Drinking from Straws to Own the Libs

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | August 2, 2018 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | August 2, 2018 |

Can we all just take a moment to show our appreciation to these fine patriots for putting us liberals in our places with their egregious use of straws? I feel so owned and humiliated by the courageous actions of these fine, young conservatives. Thank you! I have been appropriately put in my place, and henceforth, I will confine myself to my safe space and quietly melt like that snowflake that I am.

Hey, GOVERNMENT, you can't take my AR-15, so what makes you think you can take my plastic straw? I don't need your permission, you are subordinate to me, and that's the world you're stuck living in. pic.twitter.com/no2f5iXmHe

— Alana Mastrangelo (@ARmastrangelo) July 28, 2018

"So what did you do today, babe?"
-"I pushed up my boobs, held a gun, and drank from a straw"
"Hell yea that'll show the libs."

— Folks! (@Bearded_Hippo) August 2, 2018

If you get it you get it 😂😂 _ #california #strawban #nostraws #concealedcarry #haha #funny #hilarious #ventifun #erbil #kurdistan #iraq

A post shared by Ventifun (@ventifun) on Aug 2, 2018 at 12:05am PDT

Political discourse 2018:

very real conservative women holding giant guns and plastic straws saying "triggered libs?!?!?" with 9,000 horny 60 year old men replying "I'd make YOUR America great again if you know what I mean 😉🇺🇸"

— Soham Gadre (@SoHamandCheese) August 2, 2018

Am I owning the libs yet? #StrawBan pic.twitter.com/DYm7pUBxo9

— Morgan Sachs (@morganbsachs) July 29, 2018

Sorry I haven’t been tweeting much today I’m still a little shook from when I went to 7/11 to get some Taquitos and three guys in MAGA hats shoved straws in their ass to own the libs and I haven’t been myself ok I’m going back to my safe space bye

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) August 1, 2018

Trigger happy day #Straws shaped like guns 🔫 and a conservative in a red bikini 👙 snowflakes ❄️ melt #happyhumpday #humpday

A post shared by KAYA (@kayajones) on Aug 1, 2018 at 12:26pm PDT

Truly amazed that this is the dumbass hill they've all decided to die on. They're all gonna have drawers full of straws they never use to remind them of the time they owned the libs 😂

— Jess Flores (@MildredPierce_) August 2, 2018

Eating plastic straws to own the libs https://t.co/k6PRxgyZfr

— Chris Jackson (@ChrisCJackson) July 27, 2018

Seriously…why do people even live in the california? #baneverything #liberalismisamentaldisorder

A post shared by Down Range Firearms Training (@drftraining) on Jul 30, 2018 at 6:04am PDT

You might be an unhinged partisan nut job if you think that drinking straws is a topic that predictably triggers the libs.

— Kel (@PoliticalKel) August 2, 2018