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Drinking from Straws to Own the Libs

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | August 2, 2018 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | August 2, 2018 |


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Can we all just take a moment to show our appreciation to these fine patriots for putting us liberals in our places with their egregious use of straws? I feel so owned and humiliated by the courageous actions of these fine, young conservatives. Thank you! I have been appropriately put in my place, and henceforth, I will confine myself to my safe space and quietly melt like that snowflake that I am.







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