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Drinking from Straws to Own the Libs

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | August 2, 2018 |

By Dustin Rowles | Politics | August 2, 2018 |


Can we all just take a moment to show our appreciation to these fine patriots for putting us liberals in our places with their egregious use of straws? I feel so owned and humiliated by the courageous actions of these fine, young conservatives. Thank you! I have been appropriately put in my place, and henceforth, I will confine myself to my safe space and quietly melt like that snowflake that I am.

If you get it you get it 😂😂 _ #california #strawban #nostraws #concealedcarry #haha #funny #hilarious #ventifun #erbil #kurdistan #iraq

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Trigger happy day #Straws shaped like guns 🔫 and a conservative in a red bikini 👙 snowflakes ❄️ melt #happyhumpday #humpday

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Seriously…why do people even live in the california? #baneverything #liberalismisamentaldisorder

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