Unlike far too many celebrities, Emily Ratajkowski is not rushing to coddle Johnny Depp, and in fact, she’s publicly expressed her frustration with how Amber Heard has been treated, which is great. More of that please. However, what’s not so great is the rumor — and I can’t emphasize that word enough — that Ratajkowski is dating Brad Pitt, who allegedly terrorized and abused Angelina Jolie on a private flight. Is now a good time to mention that Ratajkowski was a very online Bernie supporter, so in a way this all tracks because his movement was nothing but performative statements with nothing behind it, or should I have at least waited for confirmation on the Pitt thing? — Probably waited? You’re right. (Jezebel)

The first look at Hocus Pocus 2 is here. (Lainey Gossip)

Meghan Markle did not appreciate Mariah Carey calling her a diva even though she clearly meant it in a nice way. (Dlisted)

Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk might be back together. (Celebitchy)

Camila Morrone just turned 25 in June. You cannot make this sh*t up.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Camila Morrone Break Up After More Than 4 Years Together: Sources https://t.co/imF1vAQuFL

— People (@people) August 30, 2022

From Jen: By way of one of the Pajibans on FB, here’s a fun story about Ellen Burstyn negotiating her paycheck for the new Exorcist. (Fangoria)

TikTok has turned on Stranger Things. (Rolling Stone)

From Roxana: Michael Jackson begged Warner Bros. to star as Morpheus in a Sandman movie. (IndieWire)

Ok, so maybe a drug dealer didn’t threaten to shoot up the set of Natalie Portman’s Apple series in Baltimore. (AV Club)

From Genevieve:

Fans who attended the VMAs said that Johnny Depp’s stunt wasn’t even shown to the audience, it was prerecorded and the applause was edited in. pic.twitter.com/fvYSoZXxZ1

— lilian (@liliandaisies) August 29, 2022

The Goldbergs found a solution to its Jeff Garlin problem: Kill the bastard. (EW)

Tomi Lahren defended Sydney Sweeney, which did not help things. (Uproxx)

Five years later, Rian Johnson stands by The Last Jedi, as he goddamn should because it’s a Star Wars. (Empire)

After 30 years of reading and teaching tarot, Tava discovered that there is a different divination deck she hadn’t heard of - the Lenormand. She grabbed Lozzy’s Complete Guide to Lenormand by Lozzy Phillips to learn more. "Reading this book is like having a good friend plunk down next to you at the kitchen table on a Friday night…and saying, ‘Hey, wanna learn this?’" When was the last time you learned something unexpected? (Cannonball Read 14)

“i’d respect LGBT people if you didn’t make it your whole personality!” and then this is their car pic.twitter.com/H9rnToawP9

— matt (@mattxiv) August 29, 2022