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Because Why Have Just Thor When You Could Have More: The Avengers Assemble to Dance Their Asses Off

By Courtney Enlow | Miscellaneous | August 22, 2012 |

By Courtney Enlow | Miscellaneous | August 22, 2012 |

Yesterday, Dustin delivered a delightful video of Chris Hemsworth shake-shake-shaking some senora in ways many of us could only dream. (Then, we heard Hawkeye sing, which only further moistened our lions.)

But is Thor the only Avenger with moves? I contest that he is not. I am to understand that Tony Stark knows his way around a pair of tap shoes.

Think that’s something special? That’s nothing. Hulk ain’t afraid to step to this.

He doesn’t just dance. He dances with spies. And sometimes monsters.


What do you mean “does the Captain dance?” YOUR HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION INFURIATES ME.


He sings, too. (in one of the most underrated comedies in recent memory, for that matter, and I will fight you for saying otherwise)

What? Are villains not allowed in this dance party? Loki takes issue with that.




Black Wids’ll dance for you. But she will dance with an albino John Travolta. So, you know, gird yourself.

Nick Fury himself isn’t opposed.


You know what? It’s not fair to leave out other Marvel heroes, simply because they’re not under the watchful eye (heh) of Nicky up there. Isn’t that right, Spidey?


Oh, and he’s got more where that came from.


And if we’re going to include Pete, we can’t forget Gwen.



It would be wrong not to include fearless leader Joss Whedon in this.

But do you really need to ask me who my favorite SHIELD dancer is? Really? Do you?





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