There Aren't Enough Fire Extinguishers To Put Out the Panty-Fires Ignited by Chris Hemsworth's Dance Moves
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There Aren't Enough Fire Extinguishers in the World To Put Out the Panty-Fires Ignited by Chris Hemsworth's Dance Moves

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | August 20, 2012 | Comments ()

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The video of Hemsworth from Dancing with the Stars has been around for a while, but this is the first time I'd ever seen it, after having stumbled upon it (for reasons that will become clearer with one of my afternoon posts).

Anyway, HOLY SHIT, HEMSWORTH. Give the rest of the male population a chance, would you? Jesus.

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  • Dat ass!

  • He hath thrust his way into my fertile womb with that samba.

  • Jenn TheYellowDart

    Whelp, if I was ever contemplating lesbianism, that was completely dashed by the giant sploosh stain on my couch.

  • Holy god. The hips. THE HIPS.

    Excuse me. I feel faint. I need to retire to my boudoir.

  • gp

    oh my.

  • annie

    I assume you're being ironic. That is not sexy dancing. Though the way he gives it his all shamelessly, despite his wearing that shirt, is... kind of hot.

  • BobbFrapples

    Wow. Just wow.

  • Snath

    Nope, that style of dance is not doing him any favors. It's ugly to begin with and not even he can save it.


  • ZombieNurse

    Have mercy...

  • Strand

    These "before they were famous" grainy youtube clips are typically more embarrassing but Hemsworth's dignity is still intact...

    It's like that Avengers Yearbook photo of all the actors in high school, that was floating around the web and half of them were godawful (renner mullet) and hemsworth STILL looked drop dead sexy. you simply can't capture this guy in an unflattering frame.

  • Danar the Barbarian

    He's hot, but I am not onboard yet. Granted, I haven't seen Thor (so sue me, I get 4 date nights a year...) but in still photos, he looks like a younger, handsomer George W. Bush. Something about the eyes and the self-satisfied smirk. I'm sure I'll be run out of town for this, but I saw it once, and now I can't unsee it.

  • I'd love to see him in MagicMike 2 :)

  • Shonda aka fpkillkill

    Is that dancing? Is that what that was? Is he wearing Ver-sayce?

    He's all pelvic thrust. He prowls … he's got it.

  • Puddin

    I know I'm in the minority here, so I apologize in advance, but I just can't get into the Hemsworth. It's just....too MUCH. Too much muscle, too much blonde, too much dimple.

    It's like, I love brownies. Yum yum yum. But a brownie, topped with ice cream, smothered in hot fudge and caramel with a slice of cheesecake on top, dipped in gravy and served with a side of roast beef. All delicious ingredients, but put together, sensory overload on par with a trip to Chuck E Cheese.

    I also think that if I would ever sleep with him, I would explode. Like a mouse making love to a bear.

  • Anna von Beav

    I only upvoted this for "Like a mouse making love to a bear."

    Puddin is my favorite now.

  • He doesn't need you! MY LOVE IS ENOUGH.

  • Jerce

    My lions have busted loose and are RUNNING AMOK. Get yer kids inside, bar yer doors and shutter yer windows.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Please keep your lions in your private zoo AT ALL TIMES. Thank you.

  • RAS

    I discovered this video a few weeks ago when I was dream casting Magic Mike II. A friend said he seemed too flat in the personality department to make a good stripper, so I decided to prove her wrong by googling "Chris Hemsworth dancing."

  • Bless his heart.

  • Maguita NYC

    Bless his pregnancy-inducing gyrating hips.

  • Teabelly

    I dunno, my lust just dropped at least 50 points after watching that. I am not convinced.

  • TheShitWizard

    He's no Rockwell, that's for sure.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Agreed. Hemsworth dance = meh. Rockwell dance = I just went from six to midnight.

  • Puddin

    They broke the mold with him, my friend.

  • lonolove

    That's what I was thinking! Sam Rockwell would wreck everyone.

  • athena23

    Burning questions to accompany said panty fire: Why was I previously unaware of the existence of this? Why is his shirt still on? And how am I going to get anything done today? [right clicks, saves]

  • I would describe his dancing as "adequate" and "only slightly goofy." This is not to say I wouldn't love to dance with the man myself.

  • emmelemm

    As someone who watches (I have my reasons) the American version of DWTS, he wasn't that great. But... could have been worse.

  • KatSings

    Agreed. Once I stopped judging his footwork and started just watching his hips and going to happy mental places, I was a good deal more pleased.

  • Ruthie O

    I could watch Chris Hemworth thrust his pelvis all day long. *checks schedule* In fact, now I think I have a plan for today.

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