There Aren't Enough Fire Extinguishers in the World To Put Out the Panty-Fires Ignited by Chris Hemsworth's Dance Moves

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | August 20, 2012 |

The video of Hemsworth from Dancing with the Stars has been around for a while, but this is the first time I’d ever seen it, after having stumbled upon it (for reasons that will become clearer with one of my afternoon posts).

Anyway, HOLY SHIT, HEMSWORTH. Give the rest of the male population a chance, would you? Jesus.

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