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Hold On To Your Butts: Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum Team Up For Thirst Traps

By Kristy Puchko | Film | September 8, 2020 |

By Kristy Puchko | Film | September 8, 2020 |


Sam Neill is a gift to social media, and he never stops giving. He gives us quirky story times. He confirms fun facts. He shows off his big fat c*ck (along with other animal friends). Sometimes he sings. Sometimes he croons. Sometimes he lays a merciless thirst trap.

If you’ve been having a tough time, here’s “a little love to take your mind off things.” And by that Sam Neill means, “Here is me, Sam Neill, cheekily singing the word ‘p*ssy’ over and over.”

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To take your mind off things .

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You okay? Because we’re not done yet.

Neill has reunited with his Jurassic Park co-star Jeff Goldblum for the shooting of a new (and probably horrible) Chris Pratt Jurassic World movie. That’s whatever. But this means the two are hanging out, which means thirst trap team-ups.

Hold on to your butts.

And one more.

Jurassic World: Dominion is scheduled to hit theaters on June 11, 2021.

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Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter.

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