Hold On To Your Butts: Sam Neill and Jeff Goldblum Team Up For Thirst Traps

By Kristy Puchko | Film | September 8, 2020 |

Sam Neill is a gift to social media, and he never stops giving. He gives us quirky story times. He confirms fun facts. He shows off his big fat c*ck (along with other animal friends). Sometimes he sings. Sometimes he croons. Sometimes he lays a merciless thirst trap.

If you’ve been having a tough time, here’s “a little love to take your mind off things.” And by that Sam Neill means, “Here is me, Sam Neill, cheekily singing the word ‘p*ssy’ over and over.”

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To take your mind off things .

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You okay? Because we’re not done yet.

Neill has reunited with his Jurassic Park co-star Jeff Goldblum for the shooting of a new (and probably horrible) Chris Pratt Jurassic World movie. That’s whatever. But this means the two are hanging out, which means thirst trap team-ups.

Hold on to your butts.

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It’s a day off. So we’ve been singing a bunch of old songs. Jeff won’t practice, so it’s first go or nothing. @jeffgoldblum makes me laugh immoderately. He is also a prodigy .

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And one more.

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More from the #LoungeGoldblum on this day off . Next time I will wear my shades too . I had a cool deficit … @jeffgoldblum

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