Sam Neill is a gift to social media, and he never stops giving. He gives us quirky story times. He confirms fun facts. He shows off his big fat c*ck (along with other animal friends). Sometimes he sings. Sometimes he croons. Sometimes he lays a merciless thirst trap.
If you’ve been having a tough time, here’s “a little love to take your mind off things.” And by that Sam Neill means, “Here is me, Sam Neill, cheekily singing the word ‘p*ssy’ over and over.”
You okay? Because we’re not done yet.
Neill has reunited with his Jurassic Park co-star Jeff Goldblum for the shooting of a new (and probably horrible) Chris Pratt Jurassic World movie. That’s whatever. But this means the two are hanging out, which means thirst trap team-ups.
Hold on to your butts.
And one more.
Jurassic World: Dominion is scheduled to hit theaters on June 11, 2021.
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