Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Emma Chance | Celebrity | August 1, 2023
Kelly Clarkson’s Las Vegas residency kicked off last week, and she’s already giving us the delightfully chaotic content we’ve come to expect from her.
First, she addressed the whole fans throwing stuff at singers thing by saying “If you’re gonna throw sh**, throw diamonds.” You could kill a person with a flying diamond. Classic Kelly.
Then, she changed the lyrics to the Gayle song “abcdefu” so that it was crystal clear she was talking directly to her ex, Brandon Blackstock. The two had a very public divorce in 2021, and Clarkson has talked before about the relationship as a whole inspiring most of her latest album, Chemistry.
Omg I love that Kelly Clarkson did this. Say it with your chest Kelly pic.twitter.com/hJvus5jPkL
— teresa’s baby hair (@Teresasbabyhair) July 30, 2023
“f**k you and your dad and the fact that you got half, and my broken heart, turn that sh** into art, f**k you and your view from the valley I bought too, everybody but your dogs, you can all f**k off,” she sang, flipping the bird. I would almost feel bad for the guy but…nah.
The cherry on the cake that was the opening week of the residency was her response to a female fan’s sign that read, “My girlfriend gave me a hall pass for you.”
“If I was into chicks, I would take up the offer. I just unfortunately like dicks,” she replied.
Here's my video of Kelly Clarkson saying she likes dicks 😩#chemistry #KellyClarkson pic.twitter.com/RNP8E0O9Oh
— Jenn G (@YayasG) July 29, 2023
Keep being you, Kelly.
