Rachel Weisz Is Perfection. NO ONE DENIES THIS
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Rachel Weisz Is Perfection. NO ONE DENIES THIS

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | March 6, 2013 | Comments ()


I was going to post the trailer for Stitches with this headline A Slasher Clown Flick Can Mean Only One Thing: Killer Puns because I was so proud of the dual nature of that pun. But honestly, if you're going to make clown horror, you're going to have to do better than this. Even hard-core coulrophobes will be like, whatever.

Instead, I've decided to atone for the omission of Rachel Weisz in this morning's Girl Crush poll by featuring her cover on Esquire magazine.



Yes, you're right. She is flawless. And her spread from UK's Esquire last month was even more flawless (yes, I know, there's no such thing as degrees of perfection, but you can go ahead and shut up now because I don't want to hear it).




And I know what you're thinking: They sure do wonders with Photoshop, right? But you're wrong. I found the behind-the-scenes video from the photo shoot, and while there's certainly some soft-focus lens at play, I don't think you can airbrush video.

Go ahead: Find something to criticize. YOU CANNOT DO IT. Your judgement is no good here, folks. Take it to the Taylor Swift post.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • selucius

    I was curious to see how much older I am than she is. My jaw was already on the floor from looking at those pics, but it dropped further when I discovered that she turned 43 yesterday. Anyone who says she is not perfection is simply wrong.

  • emmelemm

    She is sweet perfection.

  • Jezzer

    I deny Rachel Weisz is perfection.

  • Chris Hitchen's Ghost

    Is this a joke? She's a five at best . . . and that's when she has professionals working her over. I'm off the belief that all these comments came from a single publicist. Sheesh.

  • DeltaJuliet

    A 5?!?! What would you seek to change and/or improve on such a gorgeous woman?

  • Devin McMusters

    Blah, too skinny.

  • Rhiana

    I have seen her in the flesh and yes, she is annoyingly perfect!

  • Less Lee Moore

    If she and Daniel Craig had a sex tape, I'd probably watch it. (cringes)

  • Well, yeah... 'cause they'd show it on the Times Square Jumbotron.

  • Who wouldn't?

  • mairimba

    I will forever love you for this post, Mr. Rowles! THANK YOU!

  • e jerry powell

    I can think of one thing that's wrong with her: the fact that she thinks she's married to my boyfriend.

  • DeltaJuliet

    Excuse me WHAT? Because Daniel and I are secretly married and he denies anything about a girlfiriend.

  • e jerry powell

    He didn't mention a girlfriend to me, either. I will have to hunt her down and make fun of her hair and her clothes until she cries.

  • As long as he loosens my stays on the weekend, I'm good.

    I remember thinking "I'll give her this: She's worthy of him," when they got married. I remember typing it on Pajiba, too.

  • the dude

    I'm pretty sure you can airbrush video

  • Theunis Stofberg

    you can do it, but I doubt Esquire would put up the huge amount of money that frame for frame fixes will cost. Also Greg Williams does a lot of videos like this. it is not really behind the scenes videos but vids he takes for the magazines websites. Also check out the Kate Beckinsale one . https://vimeo.com/8042245

  • You can fuss with it. I knew an editor that was paid to retouch every pock mark on Faith Hill's face once. It was on video.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I'm still surprised she & Craig didn't end up in the celebrity sluts & scandals post...

  • Their combined hotness burned away the inclusion.

  • Bert_McGurt

    Girlfriend looked smokin' even while dressed in drab 40's Red Army fatigues all smothered with mud and filth. This is just....

    /drooly staring

  • Vi

    What would be even better is if we got her husband to do the same photoshoot, same pose, wearing the same clothes.

    something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?f...

  • Melissa D

    That was deeply disturbing on a vast, horrible, multitude of levels.

  • logan

    I loved her in the Mummy movies. Sad when she realized she was way too good for them.

  • poopnado

    Well...she was. Brendan Fraser was not though.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I kinda like it when crazy talented actors slum it in films that aren't good enough for them, but aren't actually crappy, because then they lift the material up.

    So yeah, to my shame I kinda wish she'd done that third Mummy. She could probably have claimed her time there as a charitable donation, too, and saved something on taxes.

  • Nadine

    If one fact is the most true fact in all of the entire world it is that Rachel Weisz is perfect,

  • toblerone

    Hot? Yes but she has been in some terrible movies as of late (The Deep Blue Sea being the exception).

  • PaddyDog

    See THIS. This is how it's done. This is how you can do a fabulous, sexy photo shoot without making the woman look like she is about to be raped or otherwise physically abused. Well done to Greg Williams this. These photos are beautiful.

  • YOU, I like.

  • John G.

    Or putting a gun to her head, or looking like she's been crying for hours

  • Rosanna

    Good golly she is GORGEOUS. But why is her hand near her mouth for the majority of those shots??

  • NateMan

    Oral fixation? Gods, I hope so...

  • Sofia

    She makes me question my sexuality. Her and Michelle Pfeiffer.

  • Muhnah_Muhnah

    Wanting to have sex with Rachel Weisz is not about sexuality, it's about sanity.

  • NateMan

    And she reaffirms mine!

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I am so reaffirmed right now, you guys.

  • ,

    I'm just firmed.

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