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Danica McKellar Wasn't Shy About Showing Skin, and Billy Dee Williams Goes Full-Blown 'Star Wars' In His 'DWTS' Debut

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | March 18, 2014 | Comments ()

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I have very little interest in Dancing with the Stars, save for knowledge that Danica McKellar is on this season, as is DJ Tanner. Billy Dee Williams is also on, and at 76 years old, he’s not exactly a breakdancing machine. In fact, he’s not a particularly gifted dancer, which is probably why he trotted out Star Wars on his first night. I mean, how you gonna vote off Billy Dee Williams and R2D2?

You just can’t. Why? Because Stormtroopers work every time.

As for McKellar? She did not disappoint, and by that, I mean she wore a backless dress.

The flirtation! It’s too much.

Sorry. Excuse the obsession. Winnie Cooper is the woman upon whom all my subsequent relationships are based. She is my Lloyd Dobler.

Sad though it may seem, this was one of the highlights of my career.

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  • James

    Did the definition of backless change to "wearing a fleshtone colored top" while I was in the crapper?

  • RilesSD

    Yep. We couldn't wait forever.

  • Tracer Bullet

    If you are a man, or a particular kind of woman, between roughly 35 and 42, it's probably weirder if you didn't have a crush on Danica McKeller. Which is too bad for you poor bastards because she's in love with me AND DAMN THE MAN WHO SAYS DIFFERENT.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    Sad? She was verily throwing herself at you. You need to learn to read between the lines you poor naive fool.

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