Danica McKellar Divorces Her Husband After Realizing She Can Do A Lot Better than That Guy

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | June 7, 2012 |

"I woke up one morning and looked in the mirror," she said. "And I realized that I was Danica McKellar. Then I looked over at my husband, and it just hit me. Have you seen my husband?" she asked. "That guy should not be married to Danica McKellar. It gives false hope to all the dweebs and toolbags in America. I was Winnie Cooper, bitch. I divorced him to restore balance to the Universe. I did it for the good of the planet."

Now, because I can't resist, here's two images of Danica McKellar so unbelievably hot you'll want to punch your mother. Isn't it gratifying to know that your first childhood crush turned out so well, divorce notwithstanding?

Happy Thursday. Maybe Courtney will stop by later with some similarly-provocative images of Rider Strong for the ladies.

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