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How Much Star Wars is Too Much Star Wars?
Starz' Ballet Drama 'Flesh and Bone' is Both Mesmerizing and Disturbing
We Almost Had A Different Peter Quill, and J-Law's Unintentional Homage to Kim Kardashian?
Aaron Sorkin Will Adapt 'Tobey Maguire: Psychotic Douche' Into a Movie, and Katy Perry's Boyfriend Is an Ass
Eminem Wants To Punch Lana Del Rey in the Face, and Gwyneth Gives the Internet a Rage Embolism
The Response to the Title of the Next 'Star Wars' Movie Hasn't Been Positive and Britney Spears Nabbed Her a Handsome Fella
Natalie Dormer's Resting Bitch Face, Plus JLaw Hoodwinks 'People' Mag
Miley Pushes the Legal Limit on Sideboob, Martha Gives Good Eye, and Pee Wee Rises Again
Dolly Parton is a LGBT-Loving Saint, Plus the Heroic Paul Rudd Doppleganger Steps Up
Do Not F*ck with Anderson Cooper, Internet, Plus Tina Fey Burns Rob Schneider
Acid-Tripping Shia LaBeouf Choked His Director & Keanu Reeves Loved Making Out with Paula Abdul
DiCaprio Welcomes a New Member into the (Ugh) 'P*ssy Posse,' and Kristen Stewart Continues Her No Fucks Given Tour
Seth Rogen Gets Sweet Justice for 'Freaks and Geeks' Cancellation And Zach Galifianakis Lost a Ton of Weight
Robert Downey, Jr. Would Like To Reconnect with His Ex, Sarah Jessica Parker, if It's OK with Matthew Broderick
The Insanely Magical Appeal of Natalie Dormer's Mouth, and a Rare Kristen Stewart Smile Spotted in the Wild
Why Sarah Silverman Was Fired from 'SNL,' and Nick Jonas Goes Full Wahlberg
Jeremy Renner Doesn't "Give a Sh-t About your Opinion,' and Michael Phelps Is Arrested
Cops Kill Another Black Man for No F**king Reason, Plus Charlize Theron Is Why We Don't Have a 'Black Widow' Movie
Juliette Lewis is Crackers About Scientology, and the NYTimes Sucks at Apologizing
What Actor's Creepy, Shit-Eating Grin Landed Him the Role of the Year?
Hiddleston Is Heading To 'Skull Island' and Cumberbatch Is Giving Up His Clothes For Good
Kanye Goes to the ER for a Widdle Head Hurt, and Please Don't Ask Cumberbatch If You Can Taste Him
Taylor Swift Thinks She's a Shoshanna; Perry Thinks Swift Is a Regina George
Hacked Nudes of Jennifer Lawrence Are Considered 'Art' in Florida, and Tom Cruise Is In Love Again
The Song the Studio Wanted for 'Wayne's World' Instead of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' Was a Big Fat No F**king Way
Joan Rivers Is In Critical Condition And LeeAnn Rimes Made A Terrible Rape Joke
Someone Is Letting Lindsay Lohan Look After Children While Michael Rooker Groots
Two Semi-Beloved(?) Celebrities Couples Split, while Judi Dench and Benedict Cumberbatch Come Together
Paul Rudd's Ant-Man Looks Broody, and Ben and Jennifer's Adorable Ice Bucket Challenge
Elisabeth Moss Is Just Like Us and O.J. Simpson is Obsessed With Kim Kardashian
Anna Kendrick May No Longer Be Single and Emma Stone Might Be Wearing Garters In Public
Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Doesn't Smile for Photos, and 'Outlander' Is A Feminist '50 Shades'?
Helen Mirren's Twerking GIF Will Light Your Heart on Fire, and Jon Stewart Was A D*ck To Craig Kilborn
Wanted To See 'Guardians of the Galaxy'? Enjoy 'Rise Of The Guardians'
SDCC Scoop On Supernatural: Sam's Back, Dean's On A Bender and Baby's Gonna Get It.
Joffrey Bieber Is Still F**king with Legolas, and Fox News Host Calls The Bachelorette A Slut On TV
The Ex-Girlfriend Of Freddie Prinze Jr. Very Professionally Calls Him a Douche, and SDCC's Women Who Kick Ass Panel
Leonardo DiCaprio Talks Sh*t About Matt Damon, Plus The Rock Inadvertently Leaks What Superhero He'll Be Playing
Douchebag Jason Biggs Turns Malaysian Airlines Tragedy Into Terrible F**king Joke
The Worst TV Scene Of 2014, Plus Death to the Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Jimmy Kimmel's Wife Gives Best Twitter Advice Ever On Giving Birth After Delivering Jane Kimmel
Emma Watson Gets a Face Full of Jennifer Lawrence, and a New Celeb Couple Sexually Potent Enough to Break Your Libido
Where Were You When the Tragic Chris Colfer Twitter Hoax of 2014 Happened?
Kevin Smith Left the 'Star Wars VII' Set Crying, And Daniel Radcliffe Has a Dog Problem
A Mom Was Repeatedly Called a Slut and Reduced to Tears for Breastfeeding Her Son Inside Cafe
Citing Regional Differences, Eliza Dushku Dumps Her Boyfriend and Returns to Basement-Happy Boston
Bieber May Be Making Little Biebers (Blech), Plus George Clooney's Choice for Best Man
Everytime Miley Cyrus Takes a Tawdry Selfie, a Paparazzo Loses His Job
Jena Malone Is One Headdress Short Of Being Christina Fallin But Released A Song Called 'Indian Giver' Anyway
Anna Kendrick Is Feeling Neglected, Plus Is Patton Oswalt Is The Worst (At Twitter)?
Game of Thrones' Twisted Inside Joke, Plus the Adorable T-Shirt Brad Pitt's Kids Made For Him
Hugh Jackman Brings All the Ladies to the Yard, and Let's Admire Sansa Stark's New Dress
Robert Pattinson May Don Indiana Jones' Fedora, and John Oliver Breaks the FCC Comments Section
'Jeopardy's' Arthur Chu, of All People, Nails the Misogyny, Entitlement, and Nerd Problem with Shows like 'Big Bang Theory'
The Most Underrated Films of the Century, Plus Someone Thought David Tennant Was Too Ugly for Public Consumption
It's All Fun and Games When Hugh Jackman Goes Commando, Until His Daughter Sees His Ass
The Agonizingly Depressing Commodification of 9/11
Emily Blunt Took Tom Cruise to a Sex Club with Matt Damon
Michelle Williams Broke Up with that Shaggy Hipster No One Knew She Was Dating
Here It Is, Folks: The Best Ass In Primetime
Monica Lewinsky Wrote About Her Affair with President Clinton in Vanity Fair
Esquire Magazine Pitches the Absolute Most Perfect Craig Ferguson Replacement Imaginable
Get to Know 'Star Wars' Most Unknown New Cast Member, and Why 'GoT' Viewers Got What They Deserved in This Week's Episode
Minnie Driver Silences Twitter Naysayers with a Smokin' Nude Photo of Herself
Laura Prepon Wants You to Know She's not Dating Tom Cruise, Scientology Is Cool and She's Not Anti-Gay
Bryan Singer and Roland Emmerich Were Throwing Gay Pride Parties in 2009
US Airways Puts A Plane In A Hoo-Hah and Robert Pattinson Puts His 'Plane' In Julianne Moore
#CancelColbert: Stephen Colbert Officially Announced to Take Over For Letterman
Christina Hendricks Promises Shorter Skirts in 'Mad Men,' And The Human Barbie Is a Child-Hating Racist Space Alien