By Petr Navovy | Social Media | October 28, 2022 |
By Petr Navovy | Social Media | October 28, 2022 |
I had a day not long ago that I decided to devote to one thing and one thing only: not being on Twitter. Not opening it once, in any form, and not looking at anything anywhere that even looked like a tweet. And, man, what a trip that was! A roller coaster of minor anxiety, periodic elation, serenity, FOMO, and then—on returning to it—guilt and a sullied sort of comfort. Twitter is a bas*ard. Incredibly addictive, it has reshaped the way I talk, write, and think. Author Richard Seymour wrote about social media and its effects both macro and micro in his 2019 book ‘The Twittering Machine’:
This situation is completely without precedent, and it is now evolving so quickly that we can barely keep track of where we are. And the more technology evolves, the more that new layers of hardware and software are added, the harder it is to change. This is handing tech capitalists a unique source of power. As the Silicon Valley guru Jaron Lanier puts it, they don’t have to persuade us when they can directly manipulate our experience of the world.
And, hey, now Elon Musk owns Twitter! It’s official. It remains to be seen just how much will change under this idiot’s rule, but the transaction has had Twitter users wondering what it might mean in practice, and on the eve of the event they decided to reminisce about some of their absolute favourite moments from the pre-Musk era:
Okay everybody it's Zero Hour for this website, post your favorite tweets and give them a little kiss goodbye. pic.twitter.com/NyHceWvoDl
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) October 27, 2022
IT’S YA BOY TARANTULA DICK pic.twitter.com/jTWVpDgJDh
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
My all time: pic.twitter.com/2zNtu3BJ4p
— Joe Muto (@JoeMuto) October 27, 2022
Ok but im not saying bye to this tweet ever pic.twitter.com/PCZJht74iP
— Andy Campbell (@AndyBCampbell) October 27, 2022
@david_j_roth has made some incredible shots on this website. The Robert Horry of twitter pic.twitter.com/HGmz1Zds0Z
— mark lemke stan account (@wvdiaspora) October 27, 2022
— Gore Vidal Sassoon (@JimmyJazz1968) October 27, 2022
— Alex Winter (@Winter) October 27, 2022
— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) October 27, 2022
Defeat the baby pic.twitter.com/Jb7LaL3FV4
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) October 27, 2022
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
For me there’s only one answer: https://t.co/PIoceS21Zj
— Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet 🎃 (@dennisbhooper) October 27, 2022
TEETH, TEETH, TEETH pic.twitter.com/2vw1LAAsUv
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
The GOAT. pic.twitter.com/SY2S0idhUa
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
This one will never leave me pic.twitter.com/zrdaQulf1t
— Best Friend's Love Interest (@ShounenChild) October 27, 2022
rest in peace to this one pic.twitter.com/DLTFdAwr0m
— adrian (@crawf34) October 27, 2022
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
A Jaboukie classic pic.twitter.com/6P0aAEfk3z
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
A thread, technically pic.twitter.com/iirCkfkmsH
— Ben Hartman (@Benhartman) October 27, 2022
Moon’s haunted pic.twitter.com/km1H1wzbn0
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
🎾🤯✨ pic.twitter.com/H4qwmZk538
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
— dell cameron (@dellcam) October 27, 2022
rip to ur grandma but im different pic.twitter.com/HOEoOgphCO
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
Bames Nond’s having a stronk, call a Bondulance pic.twitter.com/12kkYncoxa
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
— Connor Finnegan (@ConnorFinnegan) October 27, 2022
— Kelly Weill (@KELLYWEILL) October 27, 2022
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
— Justin Brown (@jabberwokkie77) October 27, 2022
— The Family Acid (@TheFamilyAcid) October 27, 2022
WOULD YOU, MATT pic.twitter.com/HU016gHLWE
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
Timely pic.twitter.com/DKeuFIudgv
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
BOOOO pic.twitter.com/DMza9xvEmf
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
— Jenna Quigley ðŸ•°ï¸ (@JBomb11) October 27, 2022
— Jenna Quigley ðŸ•°ï¸ (@JBomb11) October 27, 2022
Another classic that also turned out to be all too prescient pic.twitter.com/1JSNoBsZ5c
— Sarah Rogers (@sarharogres) October 27, 2022
— 🌿Fern🌿 (@ItmustbeBunneez) October 27, 2022
All hail the king pic.twitter.com/4Q8Qxt84MA
— David Grossman (@davidgross_man) October 27, 2022
— Leonid Baezhnev 🔥 (@rev_avocado) October 27, 2022
So close!! That is a shape 💕 pic.twitter.com/jNjZKG6XK6
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022
So many classics it’s hard to choose. Here’s one pic.twitter.com/ROaSK7Ok7T
— MikeUnderscoreDadJokes (@correspundit) October 27, 2022
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) October 27, 2022
— Alex Halpern (@HalpernAlex) October 27, 2022
— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) October 27, 2022
Obviously this pic.twitter.com/1kuP5d0Llc
— Sarah Rogers (@sarharogres) October 27, 2022
— DoomerVonDoomington 🇺🇦 (@DoomerVon) October 27, 2022
— ð™€ð˜®ð˜®ð˜¢ ð™ð˜°ð˜ð˜¬ð˜ªð˜¯ ð™¿ð™·ð™¾ð™½ð™´ ð™·ð™¾ð™¼ð™´ (@EmmaTolkin) October 27, 2022