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This Guy Invented a Gun That Shoots Masks Onto People's Faces

By Petr Navovy | Social Media | December 1, 2020 |

By Petr Navovy | Social Media | December 1, 2020 |


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They say necessity is the mother of all invention. When people needed heavy stuff moved around, someone invented the wheel. When people needed to attach stuff to other stuff, some bright spark came up with the nail. When humanity was crying out for A BIT OF RASPBERRY JAM BACK THERE, Sean Bean delivered. Now, in the year of our lord 2020, we have different needs. We need people to wear masks. You’d think that wouldn’t be too much of a request during a huge, deadly pandemic. Well, it isn’t in some places. In some other places, it is. Some people just love to rebel against the wrong things. So we are in need. Luckily, here comes YouTuber Allen Pan with the invention for the moment!

Guy Creates Gun That Shoot Masks Onto People’s Faces from r/nextfuckinglevel

Look, I’m not saying that I just imagined chasing down Kourtney Kardashian with this thing and I laughed as a result. But I’m also not not saying that.