Justin Bieber’s hot pastor Carl Lentz — wait a minute, hot pastor, hot Carl … hahaha — has been terminated from Hillsong for “moral failures.” (Lainey Gossip)
Simone Biles tells One Million Moms to eat a dick after the hate group called for her Uber Eats ad with Jonathan Van Ness to be pulled. (Dlisted)
Kourtney Kardashian is out here saying face masks cause cancer. Oh goddammit. I told everyone these morons would kill us all, but noooo, they’re “slaying” the game with their “momager.” (Celebitchy)
I’m sorry. What now?
This story, which I missed because of the US election, is insane.— Ed Clowes (@EdClowes) November 5, 2020
Denmark is going to deploy its army to slaughter up to 17 million mink.
They have mutated a stronger coronavirus strain, and have already transmitted it to at least 12 people.https://t.co/kZVjI71EeT
Breaking down what’s going on with the USPS and “missing” mail-in ballots. (The Root)
From Roxana: An interesting read about the lingering effects of Bush v. Gore. (Intelligencer)
From Kristy: 11 openly LGBTQ-identifying leaders will be apart of the 117th congress, the most ever. F*ck Trump and his homophobe brigade. (The Independent)
gina carano is literally a piece of trash. pic.twitter.com/x929H99LJb— Lia🦋 (@xspaceangelsx) November 5, 2020
Oh god Jesus, Creed might reunite? I liked the super-COVID minks better. Let’s go back to the minks. I WANT THE MINKS. (Spin)
And to blow your mind, the part of Aldous Snow in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was specifically written for Charlie Hunnam. (Collider)
Have you wondered if your life would be better with therapy? For Sophia, all signs pointed to yes. She picked up Lori Gottlieb’s Maybe You Should Talk to Someone and found Gottlieb’s descriptions of her own therapy helpful. "It was also interesting to see that, even with her education and insight, she needed the perspective from someone on the outside to show her how she was viewing her past relationship in an unhealthy light." (Cannonball Read 12)
I don’t have a funny video today, but this message from Brianna Wu has been helping me reframe the election, which is hopefully, maybe in the bag for Biden by the time you’re reading this? Never mind, I just checked FiveThirtyEight who is saying Friday now. Cool cool cool…
2/ The senate sucks, yes. But the senate is massively stacked in their favor and always will be. And 1000 things could happen that could improve our chances.— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) November 4, 2020
We've been losing so long, we expect to lose.
THAT IS FAULTY THINKING. We won this one. It's okay to feel happy!
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