Vin Diesel Would Like to Melt Your Pants Off With a Special Valentine's Serenade
Human Groot Vin Diesel hasn’t treated us to one of his special serenades in quite a while. I get it, he’s been busy, but I really miss his off-key love songs and his baby-making dance parties.
His heartfelt aura of pure love (you can tell he really means it cause he sings with his eyes closed) totally makes up for those high notes. Actually, I think the high notes are the best part. And the low notes. All the notes. Also, muscles. The whole thing is the best part.
Vivian Kane knows it sounds like she’s making fun of Vin Diesel, but she actually thinks he is human perfection.
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