Stephen Colbert Is Not a Fan of the New 'Star Wars' Cast
By Dustin Rowles | Videos | April 30, 2014 |
By Dustin Rowles | Videos | April 30, 2014 |
Most people seemed enthusiastic — with reservation — about the newly announced cast of Star Wars yesterday, but Colbert had some strong opinions about what he saw in that table reading image yesterday: Humanoids.
“Whatever scruffy-looking nerfherder released this photo has Metachlorians for brains.”
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