A Profanity-Fueled Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal Give a Garbage Junket Interview
Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal are in the midst of their promotional tour for the sci-fi film Life, which I fear doesn’t have a chance in hell at the box-office up against Beauty and the Beast, Power Rangers and CHIPs this weekend (reviews have been mixed to positive). I’m going to see it anyway because Ryan Reynolds and Jake Gyllenhaal are in it, and fuck you, that’s why.
Speaking of “fuck you, that’s why”: Their junket interview with Fox 5 News in Washington D.C. was basically that. It probably came near the end of a long day of junket interviews, and the two are clearly loopy and probably stopped giving a shit three hours ago. It makes for an incoherent, profanity-fueled but hilarious interview. It is absolutely useless as far as “news” is concerned, but it’s one of the more entertaining interviews in recent memory.
“Hey fuckers. Let’s get it together, or get the hell out of Fuck Town, OK?”