It’s not like HBO doesn’t know we’re all sitting out here salivating…frothing at the mouth over any Game of Thrones morsel they toss our way. They’ve been rather obliging these last weeks, feeding our quickly defrosting souls with little bits of winter here and there. We’ve been properly excited over premiere photos and every new bit of footage, but now comes the long slow wait as the next seven days d…r…a…g ever so slowly by. If we were proper little Aesopian ants, we’d parse out these new videos right up through next Saturday, but you and I know how foolish we are. Let’s not pretend we won’t gobble these like children with full Easter baskets. Come on! What are you waiting for?

*Note: No book spoilers in the comments, please.

Weapons:

Costumes (Including Oberyn, Brienne’s new armor and Jaime’s Golden Hand:

The Purple Wedding:

Directing Season 4:

Okay, now I’m hungry, and I want to carry a sword and wear a gorgeous dress.

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) is certainly not counting the minutes; that would be ridiculous.

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