Before Kanye West came out on Jimmy Kimmel’s show last night and surprised us by making sense, Kimmel trotted out one of his more popular bits where celebrities read mean Tweets about themselves. Last night’s edition was all musicians. My favorite?

“John Mayer looks like a booze-soaked turd wrapped in a Dumb and Dumber tux.”

Accurate.

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