HOW IS THIS MUSIC? Why is it so catchy? Why do I hop around like a bunny whenever it comes on? Why is Santa Claus howling? Are the Dering Ding Ding Da Ding Dings trigger words for hypnosis? Is Ylvis CONTROLLING OUR MIND?

What the f*ck is going on, people?

Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.