Brace yourselves. Just as we’re recovering from that terrible trailer for Lifetime’s unauthorized Saved By the Bell movie, they’ve gone and released the entire first five minutes. And I have to say, I think Sharknado 2 is going to have some stiff (acting-wise) competition for worst made for TV movie of the… ever. This is what live blogs are made for (I’m looking at you, Courtney). It’s got exposition, flashbacks, child actors, awful hair, and a lack of enthusiasm or commitment to any emotion, really.