Hey, hey, heyguys. Remember that time like, fourhundredyearsago that Jesse Spanolike got addicted to caffeinepills on SavedbytheBell, but she totallylike wouldn’t admit it, even after Zachhaddiscoveredher secret stash, and Jesse was like, I’mfineI’mfineI’mfineI’mfine ALL RIGHT, LeavemealoneI’MJAZZED. INEEDTHEMTOJIVE. And then she triedtoprovethat the caffeinepills totallydidn’t affect her by singing “I’m SO excited,” buthenshe brokedown into hysterics, and she was like, Oh fuckohohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck I’m soscaredmakethebad man go away and then shewaslike trust it thrust it trust it thrust it I like having nice breasts, and then Tony was like “Must be weird not having anybody to come on you.”
So, they reenacted that scene on “Dancing with the Stars” last night, minus the part from Showgirls because they have to save something for next week.