Doritos is hosting some kind of contest where folks submitted commercials, which are now competing to be the one selected to air during the Super Bowl. This is one of the commercials that viewers can vote on.

DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS COMMERCIAL.

I may have just experienced a full-body dry heave.

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