Bill Nye, 'Broad City' & Amy Schumer Unite Forces to Explain the Mysteries of the Universe (For White Women)
Have you ever had the feeling that some powerful force beyond your comprehension was looking out for you? Sending you signs, trying to tell you something? Well, according to Bill Nye, you may have been right. The universe is not some “chaotic collection of matter.” It’s more an ineffectual life coach whose chosen modus operandi is to set up vague coincidences in order to give you TERRIBLE advice. Oh! I mean, as long as you’re an attractive white woman in your 20s. If you’re a 25-year-old white woman, the world may be your oyster, but the universe is your vision board.
Oh, but Amy Schumer isn’t just interested in helping white women. She also stopped by The Bachelor last night to help out a bunch of white dudes. Acting as a coach for a stand-up comedy challenge, Amy took it upon herself to try to help a group of excessively pretty and entirely vapid guys find some punchlines. And possibly some self-awareness. And just a general sense of humor.