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Stephen Colbert Obtains CSPAN Footage Of The Now Infamous Republican Orgies

By Andrew Sanford | TV | March 31, 2022 |

By Andrew Sanford | TV | March 31, 2022 |


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If you haven’t heard of Rep. Madison Cawthorn’s latest accusations against his party, this is your last chance to live in blissful ignorance. Seriously, this is it. From here on out we will be discussing apparent cocaine-fueled orgies held by members of the GOP. Some, whom Cawthorn claimed, were inspirations to him! So if you don’t want the image of someone like Rand Paul snorting up a couple of rails and going to town on the member nearest to him, turn back now!

Wait. I guess I already started talking about it, huh? Welp, I tried to warn you.

Madison Cawthron claimed that he had been invited to orgies and that Republicans did cocaine in front of him. It’s a pretty big accusation that members of his party have already pushed back on. I understand their want to distance themselves from such accusations. I honestly can’t even understand why Cawthorn would admit to something like this. It is less than flattering, to say the least. It’s also hardly provable, but we can pretend to have proof. This is exactly what happened on the latest episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

The Colbert Crew kicked off the show with CSPAN footage from inside one of the alleged orgies. It’s mostly Eyes Wide Shut clips with some clever dubbing, but it hits just as hard. Just seeing the name Chuck Grassley under a masked figure who is awaiting an orgy is enough nightmare fuel to last a lifetime.

Cawthorn gained no advantage by saying what he said. If anything, he opened the GOP to years of jokes and jabs. But, with someone like Cawthorn, who clings tightly to the Trump Political playbook, he just can’t keep his mouth shut. That’s what happens when people start noticing that someone like Madison isn’t accomplishing anything. They make stuff up. This just happens to be one of those rare occurrences when the world is better for it.