Welcome to the Author Archive for Drew Morton
Whose Story Is It Anyway?: Film, Video Games, and the Mystery Genre in L.A. Noire and Heavy Rain
Miss Murder: Review of Elevator to the Gallows
Batman Returns: The Fire Rises
Night Moves Review | Mystery to Me
Cinema Verite Review | Reality TV Began Here
Gee, I Wish I Had One of those Doomsday Machines: Dr. Strangelove Review
5 Must-See Black and White Films Shot During the Color Era
Remembering The Godfather Part II with Francis Ford Coppola and Friends
Richard Leacock (1921-2011)
Alien Resurrection: The Horror...The Horror
We Brought Them a China Cup and They Told Us to Go Back and Make a Beer Mug: Evaluating Alien 3: The Assembly Cut
Review: Forget Hall Pass, I'll Take Kingpin Instead
George Lucas and Christopher Nolan Remember Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Reviewing sex, lies, and videotape, the Film that Relaunched the Independent Film Movement
Boogie Nights Review: You're the Cock of the Walk, Baby!
Anchorman Real-Time Review: Take Me to Pleasure Town: A Real-Time Review
Colt Cocks, Elephant Ejaculate, Stillborns, and Sausages
There's Nothing Tragic About Being Fifty. Not Unless You're Trying to be Twenty-Five.
The Best DVDs of 2010
Happy to Hang Around
Fake Empire
And Now For Something Completely Different...
Yr City's a Sucker
All You Need is Love
Red Right Hand
War on War
Fifteen Feet of Pure White Snow
Happiness is a Warm Gun
The Ghost Inside
My Body is a Cage
Adjectives On a Typewriter, He Moves His Words like a Prizefighter
Keep Fishin'
Stupidity Tries
Do I Look Like I'm Joking?
The Most Important Motion Picture You Will Ever Attend
In Just 7 Days I Can Make You a Man
Communication Breakdown
I Like to Watch
Two Against Nature
Good Day Sunshine
Welcome to a World Without Rules
Hit Me Baby, One More Time
Easy Rider, Raging Limey
The End Is the Beginning Is the End
Talking Book
They're Gonna Put Me in the Movies
Film Soleil
The Laws Have Changed
Exit Music (For a Film)
Death Is Not the End
You Don't Know If You Want to Hit Me or Kiss Me.
She Has a Girlfriend Now
Respect My Authority, Please?
I Believe in Ammunition?
With a Little Help From My Friends
Out of the Past
No "I" In Threesome
Accept the Mystery or: You Just Can't Take the Effect and Make It the Cause
Nous N'avons Pas Besoin d'Éducation
Single-Serving Friend Seeking Co-Pilot
Can You Put a Price on Your Dreams?
The Top Ten Foreign Language Films of the Aughts
And No More Shall We Part
In Need of Re-Pavement
You Don't Have a Lucky Crack Pipe?
Pick-A-Scare
Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?
More Money, More Problems
No Dream Is Ever Just a Dream
Way Down in the Hole
There's Plenty of Killings in Your Book, Lord...
He'd Kill Us If He Had the Chance
Workingman's Blues #2
Do You Realize...That It's Not Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots?
IT'S IN THE HOLE!
Putting the January into a Winter-Spring Romance
It Seems to Me That My Coming Into This World Was a Very Hard Fall.
How Could I Have Known That Murder Could Sometimes Smell Like Honeysuckle?
I'm Supposed to Do a Thriller at Universal, But They Want Charlton Heston to Play a Mexican.
I Never Knew the Old Vienna
A Bad Day at the Races
I Have the Perfect Weapon Right Here, These Two Hands.
Fonzie Used a Water Ski Whereas Tarantino Used a 1970 Chevy Nova To Jump the Shark
Werner Herzog Plus David Lynch
Revenge is a Dish Served Cold Because it Took Over Four Hours to Get Out of the Kitchen
Accept No Substitutes
Postmodern Fiction
Honor Among Thieves
You Are Who You Choose to Be
Road Kill
Whenever I Hear the Word "Culture," I Bring Out My Checkbook.
Soft Boiled Noir
I Need to Take a Shower but I'm Worried Kevin Bacon is Already Using It
I've Lost the Faith
Water, My Ass! Bring This Guy Some Pepto-Bismol!
Stepping Off the Path
I'm Going to Go Home and Fondle My Sweaters
Beating the Devil
Forget The Hurt Locker, I'll Take Strange Days
Satan is Their Motor
Psycho Killer, Qu'est-ce Que C'est?
My Kind of Movie
If Only Ridley Were Tony's Keeper