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Whose Story Is It Anyway?: Film, Video Games, and the Mystery Genre in L.A. Noire and Heavy Rain

Miss Murder: Review of Elevator to the Gallows

Batman Returns: The Fire Rises

Night Moves Review | Mystery to Me

Cinema Verite Review | Reality TV Began Here

Gee, I Wish I Had One of those Doomsday Machines: Dr. Strangelove Review

5 Must-See Black and White Films Shot During the Color Era

Remembering The Godfather Part II with Francis Ford Coppola and Friends

Richard Leacock (1921-2011)

Alien Resurrection: The Horror...The Horror

We Brought Them a China Cup and They Told Us to Go Back and Make a Beer Mug: Evaluating Alien 3: The Assembly Cut

Review: Forget Hall Pass, I'll Take Kingpin Instead

George Lucas and Christopher Nolan Remember Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

Reviewing sex, lies, and videotape, the Film that Relaunched the Independent Film Movement

Boogie Nights Review: You're the Cock of the Walk, Baby!

Anchorman Real-Time Review: Take Me to Pleasure Town: A Real-Time Review

Colt Cocks, Elephant Ejaculate, Stillborns, and Sausages

There's Nothing Tragic About Being Fifty. Not Unless You're Trying to be Twenty-Five.

The Best DVDs of 2010

Happy to Hang Around

Fake Empire

And Now For Something Completely Different...

Yr City's a Sucker

All You Need is Love

Red Right Hand

War on War

Fifteen Feet of Pure White Snow

Happiness is a Warm Gun

The Ghost Inside

My Body is a Cage

Adjectives On a Typewriter, He Moves His Words like a Prizefighter

Keep Fishin'

Stupidity Tries

Do I Look Like I'm Joking?

The Most Important Motion Picture You Will Ever Attend

In Just 7 Days I Can Make You a Man

Communication Breakdown

I Like to Watch

Two Against Nature

Good Day Sunshine

Welcome to a World Without Rules

Hit Me Baby, One More Time

Easy Rider, Raging Limey

The End Is the Beginning Is the End

Talking Book

They're Gonna Put Me in the Movies

Film Soleil

The Laws Have Changed

Exit Music (For a Film)

Death Is Not the End

You Don't Know If You Want to Hit Me or Kiss Me.

She Has a Girlfriend Now

Respect My Authority, Please?

I Believe in Ammunition?

With a Little Help From My Friends

Out of the Past

No "I" In Threesome

Accept the Mystery or: You Just Can't Take the Effect and Make It the Cause

Nous N'avons Pas Besoin d'Éducation

Single-Serving Friend Seeking Co-Pilot

Can You Put a Price on Your Dreams?

The Top Ten Foreign Language Films of the Aughts

And No More Shall We Part

In Need of Re-Pavement

You Don't Have a Lucky Crack Pipe?


Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?

More Money, More Problems

No Dream Is Ever Just a Dream

Way Down in the Hole

There's Plenty of Killings in Your Book, Lord...

He'd Kill Us If He Had the Chance

Workingman's Blues #2

Do You Realize...That It's Not Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots?


Putting the January into a Winter-Spring Romance

It Seems to Me That My Coming Into This World Was a Very Hard Fall.

How Could I Have Known That Murder Could Sometimes Smell Like Honeysuckle?

I'm Supposed to Do a Thriller at Universal, But They Want Charlton Heston to Play a Mexican.

I Never Knew the Old Vienna

A Bad Day at the Races

I Have the Perfect Weapon Right Here, These Two Hands.

Fonzie Used a Water Ski Whereas Tarantino Used a 1970 Chevy Nova To Jump the Shark

Werner Herzog Plus David Lynch

Revenge is a Dish Served Cold Because it Took Over Four Hours to Get Out of the Kitchen

Accept No Substitutes

Postmodern Fiction

Honor Among Thieves

You Are Who You Choose to Be

Road Kill

Whenever I Hear the Word "Culture," I Bring Out My Checkbook.

Soft Boiled Noir

I Need to Take a Shower but I'm Worried Kevin Bacon is Already Using It

I've Lost the Faith

Water, My Ass! Bring This Guy Some Pepto-Bismol!

Stepping Off the Path

I'm Going to Go Home and Fondle My Sweaters

Beating the Devil

Forget The Hurt Locker, I'll Take Strange Days

Satan is Their Motor

Psycho Killer, Qu'est-ce Que C'est?

My Kind of Movie

If Only Ridley Were Tony's Keeper